Free Funny SMS Messages and SMS Jokes - Short Funny SMS Joke Collection

Njangal 5 perum vaikit 6 manik thanne vaayanasaalayil ethi. Chillarayum nottumokeyayi 400 roopa opichu cycle-um eduth poyi kuppi vangi arayil thiruki.Varunnavazhi kadayil ninn acharum vangi aaveshathil cycle chavittunnathinidayil mundinte kuthazhinju. Vepraalathil oru kai kuppiyil pidichathum balance theti roadi venu avidanu orukanakinu ezhunelkan nokumbo mundinte orupakathu nanavu sarva daivangaleyum vilichu njan paranju daivame athu chorayavane.....!:-

Teacher: aake kittiyathu 5 mark. Ennittu adhum nokki irunnu chirikunno? Tintumon : Answer sheetil malayalam song ezhudhi vachittum 5 mark engane kitti ennu aalochichu chiruchu poyadha teachere !!

Tintumon’s message to Dundu Mol 222 222 222 222 222 2 2 . 2 22 . 2 222 . . 2 . . 22 2 2 2222 222 . 2 . . . . . . didn’t understand? DOCOMO theme tune.

Hai" miyasha.. Your ringtone best

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Top 7 Funny shops and institutions

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7.Sreesanth cricket academy

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6.Gandhi hair dressers

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5.Nayanthara textiles

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4.Salim kumar beauty parlour

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3.Mohanlal fitness centre

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2.Mammotty dance school

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and the most leading shop:

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1.Prithviraj personality development and spoken english class!

Tin2 mon kaalukal randum akathivechu nadannu varunnadhu kandappol

Pinky: enthu patti ingane nadakkan

Tin2: Doctore kandappol cholestrol undennu paranju,

Pinky: athinenthina ingine nadakkunnadhu

Tin2: Irachiyum, Muttayum Thodaruthennu Dr. paranju.. Atha...

Ari, panchasara,ulli,petrol, ellathinum thee vila!!

Aake free ollathu message mathram athu arkum ayakkathe kettipidich kidanno!!

chakumbol koode kondupokam.

tintu monte bharya thalakarangi veenu

hospitalil avar ethi

tintumonod

docter:ningalude bharya marichu

bharyaye kuzhichidunnathinidayil bhary paranju njan marichitilla

tintumon:podi mbbs passaya docterekal vivaramalle patham class thotta ninaku

Joli onnumillenghil..

Ningalkumakam ..KODEESHWARAN

Fill in the blanks..

Nee po mone_____

(Satheesa/Ganesa/Dinesa)

Ayyappantamma ____ chuttu

(Achappam/Neyyappam/palapam)

Mazha mazha kuda kuda mazha vannaal ____

(Veettipoda/Poppykuda/Irinjalakuda)

Kaake kaake ___ evide

(Kad/Kood/ode/)

Chakkinu vechath ___kondu

(Appanu/Kokkinu/Kannil)

Vannu kandu__adakki

(Shavam/Keezh/Pandaaram)

Kaala kidakkum___odum (pasu/kayar/PTusha)

DHE POYI.. DHA VANNU**

Why does the great wall of china comes

in the 7 wonders of the world

May be it's the first and only Chinese product

which lasted for so long :P