Malayalam SMS Jokes - Malayalam Comedy SMS Messages

Neeyokke oru friend ano? Today entha day ennariyo? World glamor day Ennittu nee enne wish cheytho ? April 1st varatte, Njanum ninakkuwish cheyyila..!

One dy.. I was walkin to a bus stop.. Ther was rainin.. But i hvnt umbrela... One girl came 2 me.. And said 'cme on.. Enter 2 my umbrela..'.. But i replied ' no thanx..'

moral:

MORAL ONUMILEDEY.. ATHORU KOOTHARA PEACAYIRUNNU..

Veetil ninonu puratheku noku.. The beauty of God...

Onu aakashatheku noku.. Anthr beauty of God..

Onu mirorileku nokoo... U can c d mistake f God

Oru divasam sasi thengu keran poyi... Thengayitu kazhinjapol kochama 100 rupa koduthu..

Sasi:ayo kochame 50 mathi

kochama:athu pote.. Nee 50 rupaku jetty vangi itolo..

Ente Kannu Nirayunnu!! Enikku karachil varunnu !! Nee Ente ArikilUndenkil Ennu Njan Aashichu !! Plz.. Ne Onnu varumo, ! ! ! Ee ulliyude Tholi Kalayan!!

Snd sms to 7293232727

Joli onnumilenkil..
NINGALKUM AAKAM KODEESWARAN KALIKAM...

*Nee poda mone ____
(sathesha,ganesha,dinesha)
*kala kidakum _____ oodum
(pashu,kayar, PT Usha)
*ayyappante amma _____ chuttu
(achappam,neyyapam,kuzhalapam)
*parippu vadaku ethra thulakal undu

(1,2,0,4)
*chakinitathu ____ nu kondu
(appanu, kokinu, pattiku)
*mazha mazha kuda kuda.. Mazha vannal _____
(popykuda, irinjalakuda, thoppikuda)

ithinelam answr cheyu.. Athinu munbu
DE POYI DA VANNU...;-)

snd sms 2 my fone.. No:7293232727

Happy News!

The world wil not END in 2012..

The EXPIRY DATE in QUATER bottle is given as MAY 2013..

TINTU ORU TRAININTE DRIVER AANU......

ORU DIVASM TINTU OODICHA TRAIN LAKILEKU MARANJU....

ANGINE AVANU SUSPENSION KITTI......

B4 GIVING THE SUSPENSION ORDER, TINTUINTE MASTER AVANODU CHODHICHU :

MASTER: NEE ENDINA TRAIN LAKEILEKU MARACHATH

TIN2:NYAN TRAIN OODIKKUMBOL ORU AAL TRACKIL KIDAKKUNUNDAYIRUNNU.....

MASTER: ENNA NINAKKU AVANDE NENJILOODE TRAIN KAYATAM AAYIRUNILLE

TIN2:ATHE, NYANUM ATHA VICHARICHATH. BUT, TRAIN ADUTHU VANNAPOL AVAN BHAYANNU LAKIL CHAADI.

SO AVANE KUTHIKAAN VENDI NYANUM LAKILEKU TRAIN MARACHATH.........!!!!!!!!!!!!

tintu aara mon............................

Ayaalkku mobilil oru message vannu: Ayakkunnavan budhiman, vayikkunnavan Mandan!

Ayaal udane marupadi ayachu: Ayakkunnavan Mandan, kittunnavan budhiman!

Sakthiyullavan thanne eppozhum vijayikkanamennilla. Budhiyullavanum eppozhum vijayikkanamennilla. Maattangal ulkkollan thayaraayavaraanu eppozhum vijayikkuka. Maattam jeevithathinte niyamavum anivaaryavumaanu. Iniyenkilum nannavade!