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Name in Japanese!
Try your name in japanese!
A-ka B-tu C-mi D-te E-ku F-lu
G-ji H-ri I-ki J-zu K-me L-ta M-rin N-to O-mo P-no Q-ke R-shi S-ari T-chi U-do
V-ru W-mei x-na Y-fu Z-zi
sender: ari ri ki tu ki to (Shibin)SMS by shibingeorge -
Sardar's marriage
Sardarji fixed his marriage on 2'nd March. He send invitation to his friends
like this.
"Marriage is on 2'nd, Please come on 1'st night".SMS by sanal thomas -
haha nude beach aka the bigger the dumber
one day parents take their 6-yr old son to a nude beach as they are walkking along the beach the son noticed some of the women had larger breasts than his mother he asked her why. she told him the bigger the dumber. satisfyed with this answer he went to swim. a few minutes later he returned and asked his mom why some of the men had larger penises than his dad she told him the bigger the dumber. he returned to swimming. a few minutes later he returned and declared"mom dads talking to the dumbest girl on the beach and the longer he talks the stupider he gets!!"
SMS by Starrla wheeler -
A Boy's Pray...
A Boy Prayed:
Oh God, give me 1Bag full of money, a job, big vehicle full of Girls!!!
GOD: Ur Wish is Fullfilled and he became
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A BUS CONDUCTORSMS by Pradeep Zachariah Mathew -
Honeymoon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sardar 1: I am very clever. i went alone 4 honeymoon&saved half money.............
Sardar 2: u r fool, i saved even that...
my frnd was going &i sent my wife with him................................SMS by Allan joshua -
Kuttichathan SMS
A kuttichathan came and asked me
"I want to trouble some good people"
I suggested your name. It slapped me and
said,
"We don't mess with our boss"SMS by Kuttichathan -
Confusing day in America
Which is the most confusing day in America??
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Father's Day... !!!
Nobody knows whom to wish!!! Funny country...SMS by Allen Joshua -
Opportunity Never Knocks Twice
A door knocked twice..
Insider: "Who's der?? "
Ans: "Its Me... OPPORTUNITY. "
Insider: "You are wrong, coz opportunity never knocks twice.
Remember this!!SMS by Allen Joshua -
Linux Vs Windows
Awesome lines on a linux page..
"In a world of no walls or fences we don't need windows or Gates!"SMS by jayakrishnan -
What is dead lock?
What is dead lock?
Boss to secretary - 'for a week v will go abroad for a meeting, make arrangements'
Secretary calls husband - '4 a week, my boss and I r going abroad, u look after urself'
Husband calls secret lover -' my wife is going abroad, so lets spend d week 2gether'
Secret lover calls small boy whom she takes tution - 'I have work a week, so u need not come class'
Small boy calls grandpa -' no class 4 a week coz teacher is busy, lets spend d week 2gether'
Grandpa (d Boss) calls secretary - 'meeting canceled, i am spend d weekend with my grandson'
Secretary calls husband - 'trip canceled, i am coming home'
Husband calls secret lover - 'v can't spend d week 2gether coz my wife canceled her trip'
Secret lover calls little boy - 'This week u will have class as usual'
Boy calls grandpa (Boss) - 'Sorry grandpa '
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what is education
def of education
"education is an organized sys through which we waste of our half of life to learn how to waste the remaining half.SMS by sahib sargodia
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