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COMES LIKE HORSE
SIT LIKE THEIF
GOES LIKE KING
THIS IS A SLOGEN IN A TOILET DOOR.......
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Awesome lines on a linux page..
"In a world of no walls or fences we don't need windows or Gates!"
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Boy: I can kiss you without touching u.
Girl: U can't
Boy: Rs 20 bet
Girl: OK
Boy kissed her tightly
Girl: Hey looser, u touched me...
Boy: Here, take your 20 rupees!!!!
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A door knocked twice..
Insider: "Who's der?? "
Ans: "Its Me... OPPORTUNITY. "
Insider: "You are wrong, coz opportunity never knocks twice.
Remember this!!
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Which is the most confusing day in America??
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Father's Day... !!!
Nobody knows whom to wish!!! Funny country...
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A kuttichathan came and asked me
"I want to trouble some good people"
I suggested your name. It slapped me and
said,
"We don't mess with our boss"
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Sardar 1: I am very clever. i went alone 4 honeymoon&saved half money.............
Sardar 2: u r fool, i saved even that...
my frnd was going &i sent my wife with him................................
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A Boy Prayed:
Oh God, give me 1Bag full of money, a job, big vehicle full of Girls!!!
GOD: Ur Wish is Fullfilled and he became
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A BUS CONDUCTOR
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one day parents take their 6-yr old son to a nude beach as they are walkking along the beach the son noticed some of the women had larger breasts than his mother he asked her why. she told him the bigger the dumber. satisfyed with this answer he went to swim. a few minutes later he returned and asked his mom why some of the men had larger penises than his dad she told him the bigger the dumber. he returned to swimming. a few minutes later he returned and declared"mom dads talking to the dumbest girl on the beach and the longer he talks the stupider he gets!!"
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Sardarji fixed his marriage on 2'nd March. He send invitation to his friends
like this.
"Marriage is on 2'nd, Please come on 1'st night".
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Didn't understand???
DOCOMO tune
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Try your name in japanese!
A-ka B-tu C-mi D-te E-ku F-lu
G-ji H-ri I-ki J-zu K-me L-ta M-rin N-to O-mo P-no Q-ke R-shi S-ari T-chi U-do
V-ru W-mei x-na Y-fu Z-zi
sender: ari ri ki tu ki to (Shibin)
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height of language miss use:
student watching monkey out
of the window & teacher scold him,
"Why are you watching monkey outside when i'm in the
class room!!"
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Teacher: Duniya ka sabse puraana Jaanwar kaunsa hai?
Sardar: Madamji, "ZEBRA"
Teacher: ZEBRA!!kyon??
Sardar: Kyon ki woh Black
and White he.
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Research has revealed that you can actually fall in love with
your own wife...
If somebody else describes her to you.
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You're Attractive Gorgeous Sexy Intelligent Smart Charming Sophisticated Fit
Kind & Generous. In fact you're becoming more like me everyday!
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Boss: I'm giving U job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs. 2000, is it ok?
Sardar: U r Great sir!
Starting salary is OK. But sir Hoe much is DRIVING salary???
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Sardar got computer job first Day he worked till night.
Boss happy & asked what u did 2day?
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets are not in order, so I
rearranged it..
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