Funny SMS Messages and Short SMS Jokes for Mobile Phones.

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A TENSION STORY-

Oru penkutty lift chodikunu.

Vazhik avalk thalakarakkam ,

Ayal Hospitl kond pokunnu,

Dr said

'Ningal achanakan pokunnu'.

TENSION!

He said

Njan alla idinte achan!

Dr penkutyod chodichu,

Penkuty paranju,

'Iddeham tanne kunjinte achan'

De pinneyum TEnSioN!

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Ayal orthu..!

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Ishtamaano allayo ennu eniku eppo ariyanam .kure kaalam njan kaathirunnu parayu ishtamaano ninaku .......

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''CHAKKA'' puzhungiyathu.

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You shouldn't get on one knee for a girl who wouldn't get on two for you;)

3 Sardarji meet at cafe after suffering from forest fight from 4 lion
first sardarji told i had shoot 4 bullets in air all lion get away.
second sardarji told i had shown a gun all lion get away.
third sardarji told i had shown a gun license all lions get away.
wow!!!

In your life, when you wake up & don't see any one, then come to me, i'll be there to hold ur hand & take you to the EYE SPECIALIST

-Vishnu Sudhakaran

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Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.

You know Whose

Your Own Stupid!!!

Ulagam oru Sutrulaa Thalam.!

Naam Vanthathu Sutrulaa Payanam.!

Thirumpi Selvathu Nichayam..!

Thethi Mattum “Ragasiyam”..!

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.. .... .. ..... Its when a Boy posts a joke, He gets No Response.. :( & When a Girl Posts the same Joke, She gets (50 Likes), (35 friend Requests), (20 Private Messages), & (80 Comments on how Sweet She Is and how funny the Joke