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Ur parents
Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two! She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. : s"hi darling", he says, "your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Hope you have said hello to them.
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Pillechan Jokes
Q: How do you know the magistrate is a Pillechan
A: He says: "Aader Aader".SMS by Riyaz the Great -
Pillechan Jokes
Two Pillechans were driving from Trivandrum to Bolgatty Palace. They saw a sign that read:
"Bolgatty Palace Left"
Pillechan 1: "Thalle, laven peyyaa? "
Pillechan 2: "Vo, thanne chellaa. "
So, they turned around and went back to Trivandrum.SMS by Riyaz the Great -
Sardarji lisence
3 Sardarji meet at cafe after suffering from forest fight from 4 lion
first sardarji told i had shoot 4 bullets in air all lion get away.
second sardarji told i had shown a gun all lion get away.
third sardarji told i had shown a gun license all lions get away.
wow!!!SMS by Jainam v. doshi
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Eye specialist
In your life, when you wake up & don't see any one, then come to me, i'll be there to hold ur hand & take you to the EYE SPECIALIST
-Vishnu Sudhakaran
Mob: 9656772013SMS by Vishnu Sudhakaran -
Heart beat
Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.
You know Whose
Your Own Stupid!!!SMS by Vishnu Sudhakaran -
Soooo sWEEtttttt
Boy: Hi Girl: Hey how r u? Waht r u doing? Boy: I am texting d most beautiful girl in d world...
Girl: (emotionally) Awww ...... So sweet of u ;; ): $ Boy: But she is notreplying so i am texting you.. !!SMS by Ameer Ajmal -
"Teacher"
Teacher: "What doyou call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? "Pupil: "A teacher".. !!
SMS by Ameer Ajmal -
thankappanassari
In life we sometimes feel that all doors r closed........
If this happens to u
Contact:
Thankappanassari@carpenter. comSMS by Hareesh Anand -
What is FaCeBoOk ???
What is Facebook..
.. .... .. ..... Its when a Boy posts a joke, He gets No Response.. : ( & When a Girl Posts the same Joke, She gets (50 Likes), (35 friend Requests), (20 Private Messages), & (80 Comments on how Sweet She Is and how funny the JokeSMS by Ameer Ajmal -
GiRl FrIeNdS
SON: Mom, who is a Girlfriend
MOM: Wen u grow up and Become a gud boy u'll also get one.
SON: If i dont bcome a gud boy
Dad: Then u ll get many; -): -)SMS by Ameer Ajmal -
Dedicated
Dedicated to all girls with high atitude... Sweety! Don't be pround if every boy wants you! Always remeber, cheap items have to many buyer
SMS by Tope rapheal -
Nair girl and Dragon
A Nair girl from Trivandrum was employed as programmer in Cochin Infopark. She fell in love with one of her colleagues who was a Christian boy from Kottayam. They decided to marry each other. Since they belong to different religions, the girl got baptized & became a Christian before marrying her Christian boyfriend. After some days, she was taken by her husband to a major Church where she saw the idol of St. George as sitting on his horse slaying the dragon. The girl saw many people approaching & kissing the idol. She decided to do the same. When she approached the idol, she saw a dragon at the bottom, a horse in the middle and a man on the top. From her childhood, she had been praying to serpants and animals. So without least doubt & with utmost confidence, she first kissed the dragon, then the horse and finally the man who was sitting on it. !!!
SMS by Deepa Sekhar -
Funny sirdar g
Sardar g went to whitehouse and said to Obama, "I want to be next president of America'.. hearing that Obama said, "Are u fool? ", sardar g replayed, "why is it compalsary? "...... : p: p: p everybdy sucks, sardar g rocks.
SMS by Junu chhetri -
8-inte pani
3 studnts didnt prepar 4 a test & tuk leave
next morning they went 2 HOD n said dat v had gon 4 a weddin & d car tyre burst so v had 2 push all the way so we cudn't study
the HOD agrees & gives dem 3 days time 2 write test.
aftr 3 days, al d 3 were seatd in differnt room
d questn paper consist of only 1 question
whch tyre burst
A. Front right
B. Front left
C. Back right
D. Back left
dis phenomenon is called as
"8-inte pani"
(dedictd 4 thos havin exp)
justlin(9447752616)
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angel & achu
Angel: I have good and bad news for
you!
achu: Tell me the good news first!
Angel: You are going to heaven.
achu: Yes!: )
And what's the bad news
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Angel: You are going NOW!:SMS by anoop 9809653510 -
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Engineers par bharosa
Ek bar engineering college ke sabhi professor aur principal ko ek plane me baithaya gaya.
Announce kiya gaya ye plane apke students ne banaya hai.
Sabhi poff. Dar se utar gaye par principal baitha raha kyu
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Uska kehna tha muje apne students par pura bharosa hai. Plane start hi nai hogi
to crash hone ki door ki baat hai.
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