Funny SMS Messages and Short SMS Jokes for Mobile Phones.

doctor: mone, chardhikkan varunnundo?

tintu: nhan illa, doctor poyi varoo

yo......yo........

Baril thati kick pazhazhi, Japan out..
Tintu: Kick Kitathathinu Bar enthu pizhachu??

journalist :ningalude atavum nalla 2 krithikal ethan??
tintumon:barya yude maranathin mumb 'chekuthande pidiyill' avalude marana shesham 'MOCHANATHINDE PATHAYILL'
journalist : kollam!!!

tintumon oru hotelil kayari vayar niraye kazhichathinushesham wash basinninde aduth poyi kay kazhukunnathin pakaram basin kazhukunnathu kand oral chodichu
THAN ANDA BASIN KAZHUKUNNATH!?
Tintumon: And cheyyum azhuthi vechirikyunnath kandille 'WASH BASIN'
Ayal :kashtam

Teacher:kuttikale ningal day vech oru sentence parayu?
Hari:birthday
Tintumon:anduvaday

kittu:innu ente girl frndnte birthdayanu.enthu gift kodukkamam?
tintu:aval kanan enghane?
kittu:sundariyanu
tintu:ennal ente number kodutheekk.

dudumol:ithentha current poyittum fan karagunath
tintu mon:"suuuuu,mindathiriku current poyathu fan arinjittilla

veetile valakkary thante veetile kulumuriyil kulikyan pokunnathu kandu olingu nokkunna tintu monode amma:daa........
tintumon:mintalle amme avalu nammade soapedukunnundo enn nokuva

friend:tintu padam engane undairinnu?
tintu:valare mosam
friend :athentha
tintu:athu theatre print ayirunnu

Tintumon jesusin kathezhuthi.
"anik cycle venum"
marupadivannilla.veendum ezhuthi
"enikk orazhchakkakam cycle venum"
athul marupadi varadayappol Tintu palliyilpoyi jesusinte ammaye eduthukonduvannu.annittezhuthi
"Thangalude amma ippol ente cutudyilanu.vittukittan vegam 1 cycle ayachutharika"
TINTU ROCKZzzzzzzzzzzzz