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  • Vtle vazhak

      Vtl achanaum ammayum bayankara vazhak ith kanda tintu thante fishbowl edth meene veliyil ittit paranju"neeyenkilum poi rakshappetto"!

    • tintu mon....

        Tintu Mon : Ente muthachan marichappam sambathu muzhuvan orphanage-nu ezhuthi koduthu...
        Teacher : oh....!enthoke undaayirunn..?

        Tintu Mon : 9 penmakkal

      • tintumon jokes ahhahha

          Tintumon teacherinod:I love you
          Teacher:nee ente kayin thall medikkum
          Tintu:njaan paranjal thall chako maash paranjal umma ith evidethe nyaayam

        • tintumon Rocks

            Kuttikal cheyyuna thettukal
            Iruttine undakunu.
            (Swami Vivekananda)
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            Iruttil cheyyunna thettukal
            Kuttikale undakunnu.
            (Swami Tintumon

          • Shavapetty

              Doctor : sorry mr tintu ningalude barya
              marichu
              Tintu : enthu marichu poyenno, ayyoooooo.....
              Barya : shavamadkunna samayathu ayyo chetta njan marichitilla
              Tintu : midathiriyadiii........ MBBS padicha docterekalum vivaram SSLC thotta ninakalle

            • It is belong to Sex shayari !

                Jindagi ek jhand hai , fir v ghamand hai ! Jo hr larke k pass hota hai , wahi mre pass v lund hai !

              • Hot funny comedy

                  Tintu mon palacharakku kadayillll
                  kadakaran : m enthu venam??
                  Tintu : 2 muttayum ariyum!...
                  Kadakaran : ennal ariyada mutta patty...

                • Tintu's exam in CBCSS (Grading with GPA)

                    Sir: entha tintu ne exam paperil kallu (stone) pothinju vakunath?

                    Tintu: sir, weightage nokiya mark idunath enu enik ariyam. Kurach weight kootana...

                  • dundumol kinatil tintumon is always cool

                      Kinatil kidanu Dundu: da tintu enik neenthal ariyathilada!!!!

                      Tintu: Dundu vishamikathe. Elavarkum elaam ariyanam enu ila. Entae karyam nok. Enik paadan ariyila enu vach athum paranju nadakarundo?

                    • Kathakali book cheyyan vanna tintu

                        Kadhakali book cheyyan vanna kadhakalikkaranodu: Enthu kaliya ullathu
                        Kadhakalikkaran: Keechakavadham
                        Tintu: Etharyavum
                        Kadhakalikkaran: 10000
                        Tinutu: Kurayumo
                        Kadhakalikkaran: Illa
                        Tintu: Enthelum onnu kurakku...kollendaonnu pedippichu vittal mathi

                      • chumma ......

                          Tintu : Ammee Ee Mutta Eduthond Pooo...
                          Enik Kaanandaaa...
                          Amma : Enthu pattiyadaaa mone mutta
                          kayikunnath nallathalle...
                          Tintu : Ee Mutta Kaanumbo Enik kanakkin
                          Kittiya Maark Oorma varunnu...
                          Kondu pooo ee mutta kandu kandu
                          Beruthupoooyi....

                        • Cumma oru .....

                            Tintu_Mon : Njan Jenikkunnathin munb Amma
                            Enne Kanditundoo...???
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                            Tintu : Appol Njan Janichathin Shesham
                            Engane Enne Manassilaayi...??

                            Shan

                          • Intresting joke

                              tintumon hoteliel poi
                              chicken 65 order chaithu
                              kaichu
                              bill pay chaithu
                              No Comedy
                              thopiche....

                              by letthi popzing

                            • TINTU MON & THEIF

                                A theif in tintus house : he open the cupboad

                                At that time tintu wake up : He ask who are u ?

                                Theif : I am a theif ..... give me all ur precious things ....

                                Tintu : there is nothing precious ..... When you going take my all books ..... if not ... i will callll every one :) :) :)

                              • Tintu Mon Freakout

                                  Tin2 Cls el late aaye vannapol !
                                  Teacher : da Tintu nennodu late aaye cls el vararuth ennu paranjettelleda ......?
                                  Tint2 : Sorry Teacher ...!
                                  Teacher : njn chodikkunna questinu anser aparanjettu nee clas el kayareyyal mate ,''njn pashu vene kettte nnu english el angene parayum ....?
                                  Tin2 : i Marred the cow :p .......?

                                • who started first?

                                    Teacher;u've 2 aim for 90% marks
                                    Tintu;dont worry i'll get hundred%marks
                                    Teacher;r u joking?
                                    Tintu:who started first?!!

                                  • Tintu mon rocks

                                      3 couples and including tintu mon and his wife

                                      1st couple :- aa sughar ingu iduthey panchaarey

                                      2nd couple :- aa liver ingu iduthey karaley

                                      3rd couple tintu mon and wife :- wife kandilley manushya avarudey sneha praghadanam ennode ithuvarey snehathodey paranjittundo
                                      tintu mon :- aaa beef ingu iduthey pothey

                                      Tintu Mon Rocks

                                    • Tintu in bus

                                        Tintumonum dudndumonm busil kayari
                                        kanductor tintuvinodu:engotta
                                        tintu:thiruvananthapuram vare
                                        kunductor:arokeund
                                        tintu:achan,amma,muthachan,aniyan
                                        kanductor:450 rooba
                                        thiruvananthapurathu vechu busil ninnirangiya tintu dunduvinodu:puthiya parishkarangle nammal randu per vannathinu vettilullavarkku vare ticket edukkanam
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                                      • TINTU IN TEA SHOP

                                          (Tintu mon chaayakadayil)
                                          tintu:chetta ee flaskil ethra tea kollum
                                          tea man:1....,2.....,3....,oru 6 tea kollum
                                          tintu:annaal (3 kattan),(2coffee),(1tea) vegam akatte

                                        • UPUMAV ALAKKAAN

                                            Physics classil
                                            Teacher:Tintuu ooshmav alakunnath enth upakaranathinte perenth?
                                            (Urangikondirikkunnu tintu chaadiyezhunnet):Chatukam
                                            Teacher: Njan entha chodiche?
                                            Tintu:Upumav ilakkunna upakaranathinte peralle

                                            One and only
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                                          • ante hridayam ambalamala

                                              tint u Thant loverinod : priye nine Nan ante hridayathilek kshenikate
                                              lover : nan cherup urano
                                              tintu : venda ante hridayam ambalamala cherip etondum varam

                                            • Hiiiiiiiiiii du du

                                                Tin2:-Nee SACHINE kandittundo? Ikku:-Pinnallathe
                                                enik
                                                Budhi vacha kalam muthal kanan
                                                thudangiyathanu.
                                                Tin2:-Appol Nee ithuvare
                                                Kandittille?

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                                              • Nokanda Unni Ith Njan Alla

                                                  Doctor:ningal budhi
                                                  ullavanano? Tintu:atheDr:ennal
                                                  ningale pallillatha naya kadichal
                                                  enthu cheyyum? Tintumon:sooji
                                                  illatha injection vekum..

                                                • 4 All vistrz

                                                    Girl: Njan ninte kude
                                                    bikeil pokunath ente achan
                                                    kandeda .
                                                    Boy: Ayyo! Ennit enthayi.? Girl:Enthakan..! businte paisa
                                                    thirichu vangi!

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                                                      Tin2: Custmrcare Alle? Ente Aniyan Tuttu SIM Card Vizhungi.
                                                      Exctv :Athinu Njangalenthu Venam.
                                                      Tin2: Avan Samsarikunund. .
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                                                      Paisa povo. . .???

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                                                        Theegolangal panchu vannalum,pemariyum sunamiyum bhoomiyilekirangi vannalum,kodungattil ellam ilaki marinjalum ninne kanan nhan varum,nee evide anenkilum ninne thedi varum.....
                                                        lover:Nale varumo....?
                                                        tintu: nokkatte,mazhayillenkil varam...

                                                      • kallan enna peru

                                                          Tintumon said to dundumon when dundu got first rank in UKG B:

                                                          "Kallan ennu peru veezunna poleyaa schoolil "Padipist"enna peru veezhunnathu...

                                                          Thechalum, maychalum pokilla...

                                                          Nammal sookshichaal namukku kollam.. Enikku athraye parayaanullu

                                                        • Tin2 and frnd in shop

                                                            Tin2 n frnd shopil ulli vaangan poyi...

                                                            Frnd to salesman: 1

                                                            litre ulli.
                                                            Ithu kettu sardar bayangara chiri

                                                            Frnd: entha?

                                                            Tin2: potta, nammal kuppi eduthilla!!

                                                          • Exam of tin2...

                                                              Father: examinu nee thottaal pinne enne acha ennu vilikkanda.

                                                              Kurachu divasam kazhinju

                                                              Father: enthayi result?

                                                              Tin2: Sorry da aliya. 5 subjectinu potti machaa..

                                                            • Nammalude veedallallo

                                                                Wife:
                                                                Bhoomi kulungunnundennu thonnunnu!!!
                                                                veedu ipol veezhum !

                                                                Tin2:
                                                                Nee kidannu urngan nokku. Nammude veedu allallo.. Vaadaka veedalle..

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