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kerala rockzz!

കേരളത്തിലെ റോഡുകൾ ടാർ ചെയ്ത്‌ കഴിഞ്ഞാൽ ഉടനെ ത ന്നെ "Best Before 3 Months "
എന്ന കുറച്ച്‌ ബോർഡുകൾ റോഡിനോഡ്‌ ഇട വിട്ട്‌ സ്താപിക്കുന്നത്‌ വളരെ മ്മനോഹരമായിരിക്കും ...
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For friendship call,message or watsapp me : 7736619082

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Ennalum Aval :(

എന്നെ എകന്തതയുടെ ഇരുൾകെട്ടില്ലേക്ക്‌ തള്ളിയിട്ടു
നിഴലായി മറഞ്ഞകന്നവൾ
ഇന്നു മറ്റൊരുത്തന്റെ എകന്തതക്‌ തറ കല്ല് ഇട്ടുകൊണ്ടിരിക്യുന്നു ....
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അവന്റെ വിധി
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For frndship : 7736619082

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Shavapetty

SMS by Aneesh Ayub

Doctor : sorry mr tintu ningalude barya
marichu
Tintu : enthu marichu poyenno, ayyoooooo.....
Barya : shavamadkunna samayathu ayyo chetta njan marichitilla
Tintu : midathiriyadiii........ MBBS padicha docterekalum vivaram SSLC thotta ninakalle

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Rajavum Ranium

SMS by Ebi Ebin

Pandu pandoru rajiyath rajavum ranium undayirunnu
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eppo illa marichu poyi :p :p :p

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E penninta oru karyam.

SMS by Ali Kumman's

Girl :
ente Achanum Ammakkum njan otta molaaa.........
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Boy : athinu??????
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Girl :
Avare vishamippikkan enikku pattillaa......
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Ente kuttikkalathu avar enikku raathri urangunnathu vare paattu padi tharum, katha paranju tharum..
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Pakshe, ennalum njaan urangaathe kidakkum..
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Boy :
Verutheyalla nee "ottamolaayippoyathu"

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parayu iztaano thanik

kure naalaayi njn kaathorth irikkunnu.... Thaan parayumennu vichaarichu.. Iniyenkilum parayu plz... Iztaano thanik...??? "puttum kadalem????"

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Xam jaichal bike

SMS by Rehman AbnRml

Father: Examil
jayichalum
thottalum njan
ninaku bike
vangitharum
Boy: orapanno?
Father: aah.
Boy: eth bike a vangi tharne?
Father: Jayichal
Pulser 220
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thottal M80
poyi meen
vitto.
# FATHER_ROCKZ

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kseb ..... kseb

Most Romantic
State in India??
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Kerala

Why??
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Every Night We r Having Candle light Dinner
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Full Credits ‪#‎KSEB‬
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Watzapp - 7736619082

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Haiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Kudikkanam Enna mohavumayi
Chennu kayariyathu kairali BARIL,
Billadakkan paranju…
Ee oru thendiyude otta keesayil
enthundu kodukkan,
BEER adiyude adhyaksharagal
paddipicha
KINGFISHER Ine manasil dhayanichu
Darbar raghathil oru VAAL angotte
vachu koduthu,
supplier flat.
Avasanam SMALL Thanna
supplieruda thalayil
Orupidi PERUMJEERAKAM variyittu
thudarunna yathara.
“BARom ki zindagi……..

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pavam njan ... Arumila enik

Palliyil 50 ps ittu
Njan prarthichu
Daivame enikku
Nalloru friendne Tharane..
Daivam ninne
Thannittu paranju 50 paisakku ithe Kittoo.!

Undo???
Sms : 9567374358 caLl
By
shan RiM

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eid mubarak

SMS by Fayis Kt

A girl to her lover:
Ikka..Ingal Njan Parayanadh
Enthum Cheyyuooh!!
Boy :: ijj Para Nte Muthe..
Girl :: Njammakk Ambli
Mamane Pidichu
Tharoo...
Boy :: Amblimaamane Ankku
Pidichu
Thannal Perunnal Aayonn Ante
Baaappante
Kashandi Thalayil Noki
Paryaan patyuooh..Onnu
podi hamuke.....
Advanced Eid Mubarak to all ....by fayis mon

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പിരിയുക

Orikkelum piriyeruth ennu njan aaghrahichu.
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pakshe pirinju.
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appol njan urachu theerumanichu.
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puthiya oru cover paal vanganam ennu^_^ ^_^ ^_^

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you know what?

SMS by basi ambro

Thirakkilaano?
Disturb Cheyyunnathil
Sorry.
Oru Samshayam
Chothikaanaa…
Vaikom Muhamad Basheerinte
“MATHILUKAL”
Hollow briks aano
Atho
Vettukallaano!

by basi.
9846687266

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neW geneRation kiD

Photographer in a studio
to a 6 year old kid: enne noku mone
camerayude ullil ninu ippo oru praavu paranu varum..

Kid: veruthe aale pattikyandu Focus sherikyum adjust cheyy, potrait mode use cheyyanam, ISO 200nin ullil idu, high resolution pic venam, facebookil upload cheyyana. Hmm... praavu varum athre...
ninte achan ittu vechirikyunoda camerakulil motta?!.
for frndshp ...
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1 Million Facebook Likez

Negalude Profile pic nu 1 million likes veno???

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Follow the trick steps..
100% working
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1)Create a new account!
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2) 1st name- 1 million
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3) 2nd name- Peoples
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Now go to ur profile pic and like it..
Then logout and check notification..
1 million peoples liked your profile picture...
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lol ...
for friendship..
watzapp - 7736619082

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song 4 u...

SMS by sachu

Enthu Bhangi Ninne Kaanaan Ente " THONNALANO " .....
Makara Sooryan Omanikum " MANTHA BUDHI " Pole .....
Muthu maala Chaarthi Nilkum " AADIVASI "Pole ......

Enganeyund " SONG " ...............

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wOrld cuP spEciaL

worldcup‬

First matchinu shesham oru‪#‎Chunkz‬oru status ittu

"3 Bra- 1 Cr"

ithukandu oru penkutti cmnt cheithu......
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"ithrayum vila koodiyathonnum idanulla bhagyam nammalkille...."
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for frndship ...
watsapp - 7736619082

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ഉപ്പു സത്യാഗ്രഹം.

SMS by achu ajoy

Disturb ചെയ്യുന്നെങ്കിൽ sorry...
ഒരു സംശയം chodichotte ?
Gandhiji ഉപ്പു സത്യാഗ്രഹം നടത്തിയത് "പോടിയുപ്പിനു വേണ്ടിയാണോ അതോ കല്ലുപ്പിനോ..??"

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jOb offerzzz !

job offer in vodafone
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salary: 80000
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qual: 10th or +2 pass
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place: bangalore,kochi
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ivandrum,kozhik
ode,malappuram,kottayam
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job: vodafone towerinu
mukalil
irunu
airtel towerinu konjhanam
kuthi
kanikkanam....
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watsapp - 7736619082

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boyz alwayz thinkz abt studies . . . !

( in a bus ) . . . . .
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Bus driver puts a sudden
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A boy falls on a girl .
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Girl : what r u doing . . . . .???
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Boy : +2 kazhinju & u . . . . ? ?
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Moral : # boyz always think abou
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# girls_plz_don't_disturb...
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4 love nd frndshp ,
watsapp - 7736619082

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Never miSS a chaNce ...!

Girl crying ;(
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Boy: whats wrong..???
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Girl: nothing
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Boy hugged her and said sorry
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Girl: why did you say sorry..???
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Boy: because... I wasn't their to protect you..
From the person.. Who made you cry...
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# MORAL: oru moralum illa... .
Chance..
Kittiyal Kalayaruth.... Keri angu ketti Pidichonam... Ennit oru diologue
kachiyal mathi.......
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watzapp - 7736619082

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Boyz sTill rOckzzz!

Boy - I luv U.... <3
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Girl - But i luv some one else... :\
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Boy -Ok no problem,Ur
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Moral- pani paliyalum
Dialogue Nammal polikkanam..... ;) :p ;) ...
BOY rokki rOkzzzz
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kizhakkepadam tr@llz ...!

kizhakepaadam nna
athimanoharamaaya.. gramam..
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Avde adhi sundhariyaaya oru..
teachr..
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kuli
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paambu kadichu..
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ee paambinte okke oru kaaryame..
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kuli kadavil kulikaan kudi
sammadikoola..
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watzapp - 7736619082

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OuR ker@la girLs . . . !!!

Boy : hi
Philippines girl : hello.
Boy : you luk so cute like a angel
Philippines girl : oh tq u so much
Boy : do u hav boy frnd?
Philippines girl : no . I dnt
boy : I love you
Philippians girl : i love u too
Ivalumaroke itharayollu onnu pokki adicha mathi
no jaadakurach sneham mathram kodutha
mathipakshe keralathile girlsnu enthu *****
undayitanavo ithrem Jaada !!shavangal . . .

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Penkuttikalude PRANAYAM

PENKUTTI kalude "PRANAYAM"
1st time:
Ishtamalla,alla, alla.
2nd time:
Ennea Athrakku Ishtamano?
3rd time:
I LOVE U.
4th time:
Innale Entha Vilikkathe?
5th time:
Oru Nimisham Koodi Ninne
Pirinjirikan Pattilla.
6th time:
Sorry 2 days Ninne Kanan
Pattiyilla
7th time:
I'm really sorry Ente Kalyanam
Nishchayichu..
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8th time :
Aara Manassilayilla
9th time:
ENTE Jeevitham Thakarkkaruth.
Plz.
10th time:
Mamanu TATA Kodukk Mone..
Watsapp - 7736619082

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Tintu in bus

SMS by Idukki News

Tintumonum dudndumonm busil kayari
kanductor tintuvinodu:engotta
tintu:thiruvananthapuram vare
kunductor:arokeund
tintu:achan,amma,muthachan,aniyan
kanductor:450 rooba
thiruvananthapurathu vechu busil ninnirangiya tintu dunduvinodu:puthiya parishkarangle nammal randu per vannathinu vettilullavarkku vare ticket edukkanam
by-gibin biju (9562045492)

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LOVEislife123456

SMS by Khurram Dost

s duniya mein koyi nahi- Ee duniyavil kozhikal illa

Koyi bath nahi-kozhi kulikarilla

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Woh mujhse poochaa-Avan ente poochaye chodichu

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Woh bar bar poochaa-Avan barilum poochaye chodichu

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Tum bhi mere sath aavo- Thumbiye pidikkan varumo aavo

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"Vendannu vechitta, hindi valare simpla": -)

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Thirakkulla Poocha...

SMS by Hari Nandan

Ningal Thirakkitu nadakkumbol oru poocha ningalude munnilode odi poyal athinartham??
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Poochakku ningalekkal thirakkundu.

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funny frindship

SMS by basi ambro

HORSE, LION & DONKEY r arguing
saying Who's the best?
HORSE: I am very fast
LION: I am very strong
Kannum mizhichirikathe
Enthekilum Para...

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