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  • tintumon Rocks

    Kuttikal cheyyuna thettukal
    Iruttine undakunu.
    (Swami Vivekananda)
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    Iruttil cheyyunna thettukal
    Kuttikale undakunnu.
    (Swami Tintumon

  • just foolish buddy

    | SMS by Shan 9605545046

    Allada njn avanodu adhyame paranjadha enik oru relation venda ennu ennit ninak ariyo. Avan avnte cusin..peril enik msg ayachu...ninak ariyalo adhu.. Enik etavum albudham ee karyathil alla. Noke ethra sredhayodeyanu ee ale ee msg vayikunu ..njn ntho secreat msg mary ayachath pole mathy rasichath eni vegam forwrd chyytho.fool adwnse April fool..

    shan 9605545046

  • kerala rockzz!

    കേരളത്തിലെ റോഡുകൾ ടാർ ചെയ്ത്‌ കഴിഞ്ഞാൽ ഉടനെ ത ന്നെ "Best Before 3 Months "
    എന്ന കുറച്ച്‌ ബോർഡുകൾ റോഡിനോഡ്‌ ഇട വിട്ട്‌ സ്താപിക്കുന്നത്‌ വളരെ മ്മനോഹരമായിരിക്കും ...
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    For friendship call,message or watsapp me : 7736619082

  • Ennalum Aval :(

    എന്നെ എകന്തതയുടെ ഇരുൾകെട്ടില്ലേക്ക്‌ തള്ളിയിട്ടു
    നിഴലായി മറഞ്ഞകന്നവൾ
    ഇന്നു മറ്റൊരുത്തന്റെ എകന്തതക്‌ തറ കല്ല് ഇട്ടുകൊണ്ടിരിക്യുന്നു ....
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    അവന്റെ വിധി
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    For frndship : 7736619082

  • Shavapetty

    | SMS by Aneesh Ayub

    Doctor : sorry mr tintu ningalude barya
    marichu
    Tintu : enthu marichu poyenno, ayyoooooo.....
    Barya : shavamadkunna samayathu ayyo chetta njan marichitilla
    Tintu : midathiriyadiii........ MBBS padicha docterekalum vivaram SSLC thotta ninakalle

  • Rajavum Ranium

    | SMS by Ebi Ebin

    Pandu pandoru rajiyath rajavum ranium undayirunnu
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    eppo illa marichu poyi :p :p :p

  • E penninta oru karyam.

    | SMS by Ali Kumman's

    Girl :
    ente Achanum Ammakkum njan otta molaaa.........
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    Boy : athinu??????
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    Avare vishamippikkan enikku pattillaa......
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    Ente kuttikkalathu avar enikku raathri urangunnathu vare paattu padi tharum, katha paranju tharum..
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    Pakshe, ennalum njaan urangaathe kidakkum..
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    Boy :
    Verutheyalla nee "ottamolaayippoyathu"

  • parayu iztaano thanik

    | SMS by Vrinda Nagappan

    kure naalaayi njn kaathorth irikkunnu.... Thaan parayumennu vichaarichu.. Iniyenkilum parayu plz... Iztaano thanik...??? "puttum kadalem????"

  • Xam jaichal bike

    | SMS by Rehman AbnRml

    Father: Examil
    jayichalum
    thottalum njan
    ninaku bike
    vangitharum
    Boy: orapanno?
    Father: aah.
    Boy: eth bike a vangi tharne?
    Father: Jayichal
    Pulser 220
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    thottal M80
    poyi meen
    vitto.
    # FATHER_ROCKZ

  • kseb ..... kseb

    Most Romantic
    State in India??
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    Kerala

    Why??
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    Every Night We r Having Candle light Dinner
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    Full Credits ‪#‎KSEB‬
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    Watzapp - 7736619082

  • Haiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

    | SMS by Arun Vattavila

    Kudikkanam Enna mohavumayi
    Chennu kayariyathu kairali BARIL,
    Billadakkan paranju…
    Ee oru thendiyude otta keesayil
    enthundu kodukkan,
    BEER adiyude adhyaksharagal
    paddipicha
    KINGFISHER Ine manasil dhayanichu
    Darbar raghathil oru VAAL angotte
    vachu koduthu,
    supplier flat.
    Avasanam SMALL Thanna
    supplieruda thalayil
    Orupidi PERUMJEERAKAM variyittu
    thudarunna yathara.
    “BARom ki zindagi……..

  • pavam njan ... Arumila enik

    Palliyil 50 ps ittu
    Njan prarthichu
    Daivame enikku
    Nalloru friendne Tharane..
    Daivam ninne
    Thannittu paranju 50 paisakku ithe Kittoo.!

    Undo???
    Sms : 9567374358 caLl
    By
    shan RiM

  • eid mubarak

    | SMS by Fayis Kt

    A girl to her lover:
    Ikka..Ingal Njan Parayanadh
    Enthum Cheyyuooh!!
    Boy :: ijj Para Nte Muthe..
    Girl :: Njammakk Ambli
    Mamane Pidichu
    Tharoo...
    Boy :: Amblimaamane Ankku
    Pidichu
    Thannal Perunnal Aayonn Ante
    Baaappante
    Kashandi Thalayil Noki
    Paryaan patyuooh..Onnu
    podi hamuke.....
    Advanced Eid Mubarak to all ....by fayis mon

  • പിരിയുക

    | SMS by Sleebachen Regi

    Orikkelum piriyeruth ennu njan aaghrahichu.
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    pakshe pirinju.
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    appol njan urachu theerumanichu.
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    puthiya oru cover paal vanganam ennu^_^ ^_^ ^_^

  • you know what?

    | SMS by basi ambro

    Thirakkilaano?
    Disturb Cheyyunnathil
    Sorry.
    Oru Samshayam
    Chothikaanaa…
    Vaikom Muhamad Basheerinte
    “MATHILUKAL”
    Hollow briks aano
    Atho
    Vettukallaano!

    by basi.
    9846687266

  • neW geneRation kiD

    Photographer in a studio
    to a 6 year old kid: enne noku mone
    camerayude ullil ninu ippo oru praavu paranu varum..

    Kid: veruthe aale pattikyandu Focus sherikyum adjust cheyy, potrait mode use cheyyanam, ISO 200nin ullil idu, high resolution pic venam, facebookil upload cheyyana. Hmm... praavu varum athre...
    ninte achan ittu vechirikyunoda camerakulil motta?!.
    for frndshp ...
    add in watzapp - 7736619082

  • 1 Million Facebook Likez

    Negalude Profile pic nu 1 million likes veno???

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    Follow the trick steps..
    100% working
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    1)Create a new account!
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    2) 1st name- 1 million
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    3) 2nd name- Peoples
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    Now go to ur profile pic and like it..
    Then logout and check notification..
    1 million peoples liked your profile picture...
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    lol ...
    for friendship..
    watzapp - 7736619082

  • song 4 u...

    | SMS by sachu

    Enthu Bhangi Ninne Kaanaan Ente " THONNALANO " .....
    Makara Sooryan Omanikum " MANTHA BUDHI " Pole .....
    Muthu maala Chaarthi Nilkum " AADIVASI "Pole ......

    Enganeyund " SONG " ...............

  • wOrld cuP spEciaL

    worldcup‬

    First matchinu shesham oru‪#‎Chunkz‬oru status ittu

    "3 Bra- 1 Cr"

    ithukandu oru penkutti cmnt cheithu......
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    "ithrayum vila koodiyathonnum idanulla bhagyam nammalkille...."
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    for frndship ...
    watsapp - 7736619082

  • ഉപ്പു സത്യാഗ്രഹം.

    | SMS by achu ajoy

    Disturb ചെയ്യുന്നെങ്കിൽ sorry...
    ഒരു സംശയം chodichotte ?
    Gandhiji ഉപ്പു സത്യാഗ്രഹം നടത്തിയത് "പോടിയുപ്പിനു വേണ്ടിയാണോ അതോ കല്ലുപ്പിനോ..??"

  • jOb offerzzz !

    job offer in vodafone
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    salary: 80000
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    qual: 10th or +2 pass
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    place: bangalore,kochi
    ,kollam,tr
    ivandrum,kozhik
    ode,malappuram,kottayam
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    job: vodafone towerinu
    mukalil
    irunu
    airtel towerinu konjhanam
    kuthi
    kanikkanam....
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    watsapp - 7736619082

  • boyz alwayz thinkz abt studies . . . !

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    Bus driver puts a sudden
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    A boy falls on a girl .
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    Girl : what r u doing . . . . .???
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    Boy : +2 kazhinju & u . . . . ? ?
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    Moral : # boyz always think abou
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    # girls_plz_don't_disturb...
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    4 love nd frndshp ,
    watsapp - 7736619082

  • Never miSS a chaNce ...!

    Girl crying ;(
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    Boy: whats wrong..???
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    Girl: nothing
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    Boy hugged her and said sorry
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    Girl: why did you say sorry..???
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    Boy: because... I wasn't their to protect you..
    From the person.. Who made you cry...
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    # MORAL: oru moralum illa... .
    Chance..
    Kittiyal Kalayaruth.... Keri angu ketti Pidichonam... Ennit oru diologue
    kachiyal mathi.......
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    watzapp - 7736619082

  • Boyz sTill rOckzzz!

    Boy - I luv U.... <3
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    Girl - But i luv some one else... :\
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    Boy -Ok no problem,Ur
    happiness is more
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    Moral- pani paliyalum
    Dialogue Nammal polikkanam..... ;) :p ;) ...
    BOY rokki rOkzzzz
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    Add in watzapp - 7736619082

  • kizhakkepadam tr@llz ...!

    kizhakepaadam nna
    athimanoharamaaya.. gramam..
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    Avde adhi sundhariyaaya oru..
    teachr..
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    ah teachre.
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    kuli
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    paambu kadichu..
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    ee paambinte okke oru kaaryame..
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    kuli kadavil kulikaan kudi
    sammadikoola..
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    watzapp - 7736619082

  • OuR ker@la girLs . . . !!!

    Boy : hi
    Philippines girl : hello.
    Boy : you luk so cute like a angel
    Philippines girl : oh tq u so much
    Boy : do u hav boy frnd?
    Philippines girl : no . I dnt
    boy : I love you
    Philippians girl : i love u too
    Ivalumaroke itharayollu onnu pokki adicha mathi
    no jaadakurach sneham mathram kodutha
    mathipakshe keralathile girlsnu enthu *****
    undayitanavo ithrem Jaada !!shavangal . . .

  • Penkuttikalude PRANAYAM

    PENKUTTI kalude "PRANAYAM"
    1st time:
    Ishtamalla,alla, alla.
    2nd time:
    Ennea Athrakku Ishtamano?
    3rd time:
    I LOVE U.
    4th time:
    Innale Entha Vilikkathe?
    5th time:
    Oru Nimisham Koodi Ninne
    Pirinjirikan Pattilla.
    6th time:
    Sorry 2 days Ninne Kanan
    Pattiyilla
    7th time:
    I'm really sorry Ente Kalyanam
    Nishchayichu..
    by
    8th time :
    Aara Manassilayilla
    9th time:
    ENTE Jeevitham Thakarkkaruth.
    Plz.
    10th time:
    Mamanu TATA Kodukk Mone..
    Watsapp - 7736619082

  • Tintu in bus

    | SMS by Idukki News

    Tintumonum dudndumonm busil kayari
    kanductor tintuvinodu:engotta
    tintu:thiruvananthapuram vare
    kunductor:arokeund
    tintu:achan,amma,muthachan,aniyan
    kanductor:450 rooba
    thiruvananthapurathu vechu busil ninnirangiya tintu dunduvinodu:puthiya parishkarangle nammal randu per vannathinu vettilullavarkku vare ticket edukkanam
    by-gibin biju (9562045492)

  • LOVEislife123456

    | SMS by Khurram Dost

    s duniya mein koyi nahi- Ee duniyavil kozhikal illa

    Koyi bath nahi-kozhi kulikarilla

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    Woh mujhse poochaa-Avan ente poochaye chodichu

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    Woh bar bar poochaa-Avan barilum poochaye chodichu

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    Tum bhi mere sath aavo- Thumbiye pidikkan varumo aavo

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    "Vendannu vechitta, hindi valare simpla": -)

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    9633979407

  • Thirakkulla Poocha...

    | SMS by Hari Nandan

    Ningal Thirakkitu nadakkumbol oru poocha ningalude munnilode odi poyal athinartham??
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    Poochakku ningalekkal thirakkundu.

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