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Enthina ene karayipichu Nee akale nilkune Njan Nine Sn


Njan Nine Ente Jeevanu thulliyam snehichu enittum nee ene Maranu poyi...
I love you My sweet :....

Sms :-
(whatsapp) 9567374358

Tahir khan tkd

SMS by Rehan Khan

Wo aaye hamari gali me bole dil se gale laga lo. Dekha jab mummy ko piche se to bole bahen g jute chappal thik karva lo.

https://facebook.com/hidasjs

SMS by hidayath

'' Hamsa, Hamsa.. , ''
'' yes pappa ''
'' chakkara thinno? ''
'' illuppa ''
'' ij nona parayalle ''
'' illuppa.. ''
'' tholla thorakkeen... ''
'' Ha.. ha.. ha! ''

SARATH CP PILATHARA

Ramya
9846247557
Aswathi
9895478872
Dhanya
9349876773
mone manasil laddu pottio...?
Athira
9744475549
Athulya
9847547165
mone pinnem laddu pottiyo..?
ini adhikam LADDU pottikanda..
this is the list of thearterz intrivandrm
& their phone

boÿZ are alwayz RockZ

SMS by Naazbeatz

Oru girl swantham picture fbyil
upload
cheythitu ingane ezhuthi : 'hii
friendzz
engane und ene kaanaan..?? ' .
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A boy cmntd in that pic Boy :
Ninte achan 15-20 thousand'inte
mobile medichu thannenkil appo
veetil urappaayum
oru 500 rupeesinte mirror
undakum.., Athilu nokiyal pore...!
Nammalodu
enthinaa chodikunnathu idiot

Snehikuga!!!

SMS by vjnisha

Njan ninne snehikkunu karanam indira gandhi paranjitunde pichakarikale snehikanamenne. B)

Horoscope - Daily Forecast

Findout what your stars Foretell

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Boy: njan kiss thannittu odippoyal nee enthu cheyyum
Girl: enthu cheyyan cycle odikkan ariyathavan bell adichittu odi ennu vicharikkum

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Disturb cheyunnengil sorry...
Oru samshayam chodichote?
Gandhiji uppu sathyagraham nadathiyath "PODIYUPPINU VENDIYANO ado KALLUPPINO..??"

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kaamuki:ente mobile ammayude kayyilaa...
kamukan:ayyo appo nammale pokkille ?
kamuki:pedikkanda ninte number njan'BATTERY LOW' ennuparanja save cheythirikkunnathu.
ninte call varumbol amma parayum
"innaa kondu poyi charge cheytho"
by
suhail

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Nee pokunna vazhiye,
Nee varunna vazhiye,
Ninaku velichamekan,
Ninaku Thanalekan,
Ninakayi
ennum
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oru TORCHO,
oru KUDAYO Kondu nadakuka..
By
your friend

9567374358

Oru vasantha kalam,
bhoomiyil niraye pookal parimalam parathunnu.
padathu kunji kilikal virunnu vannu
aa pular kalathu nee ente veetilekku vannu .
.appol njan ente vathil ninakkai turannu.
ninte kaikal ente nere neendu vannu..
..AMMA VALLATUM TARANEE

Call/sms plz im wait u :- 9567374358 (whatsapp)

first night

SMS by rishal

Oru 30 vayasaya chettan
Oru 30 vayasaya chettan
oru 50 vayasaya chechiye
kallayanam kazhichu
first night ill tanne aa chettan tatty
poyi.
pittennu doctor vannu postmortem
nadatty nokki enittu paranju,.
aa chettan marichatu EXPIRE AYA
PALU KUDICHITTANNU

rish 7736558721
rishalu.u@Facebook.com

Friend aanu polum

Friend aanu polum friend...
Ninneyekke enthinu
kolam
oru SMS ila.
Oru call ila..
Adhinke ..
Costmer carine..
Kandu padikku
Daily 8 msgum 3 callum cheyum ...
Niyeke friend anodo...?

Sandeep 9946714896

9746332344

SMS by shanif

kaamukan: ho! Angane nammude karyam njan pathukke veetil avatharipichu....

kamuki: ennit avaroke enth paranju..?

kamukan: athin pathuke paranjad kond avaraarum onnum kettilla....bhagyam alle!

-shanif

Indian KurangU!!!

SMS by vjnisha

Eee message kittiyaludan thanne nee purathiranganam, ente rendu american friends ath vazhi pogum, avar indian kurangine kanditilla ath konda!!! :)

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Tin2: Custmrcare Alle? Ente Aniyan Tuttu SIM Card Vizhungi.
Exctv :Athinu Njangalenthu Venam.
Tin2: Avan Samsarikunund. .
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Paisa povo. . .???

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Surya
paranju;
"Athenikku venam"
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Vijay paranju;
"Tharilla njan"
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Dileep athu vangi odi
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Asifali pidichu vangi
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Sharukh khan karanju
Dhanush potti karanju
Pinne pidiyayi,
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adiyaayi
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Oduvil enthayi?
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Ente PHOTO Keeripoyi..
Ho Ee pillerude oru karyam...!!!!

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Kaanumbol parayan madi,
vilikkan oru chammal,
No ennu parayaruth,
Njan ninakku
oru
LIFE
LIFE
"LIFEBOY" thannal onnu kulikkumo?

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Ente NOKIA Phone
MOTOROLAYIL idichu
SAMSUNG nagarile LG Hospitalil admit cheythu.
Dr:SONY ERICSON paranju sangathi serious anu. anchar kuppi
SMS vendi varum
So pls donate SMSs!!

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Kure Kalamayi oru karyam ninnodu chodikanamennu vijarikunnu. Athu ente manasil kidannu Vingi pottunnu.
Onnum vijarikaruthu ennodu deshyapedaruth.
Athu njan paranjotte
Reply enthayalum tharanam.
Nammude Nokia phone On cheyumbol 2 kaikal varunnille..Aa kaikal Arudethanu ?

kambi ennikkum

SMS by bin mammu

kambi-1
kambi-2
kambi-3
kambi-4
kambi-5
kambi-6
kambi-7

njan paranjille ennod kalichaal ithupole kambi ennikkum

iam richard but call me rich

SMS by Naazbeatz

During chat
Boy: Hi .
Girl: What? .
Boy: How are u?
Girl: Do I know u? .
Boy: I'm rich..
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Girl: Oh! Hi...
My name is Mary but u can call
me"baby" I'm 19 & I stay in
Runda. I love short dark men,
especially like u&I'm glad to meet
you. So, when are we going out? .
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Boy:No, no, no"Richard"is my
name . . .cal me rich

elipetty....

SMS by shanif

Frnd; ivide oru muttan elipetty undaayirunallo....athevide?

Frnd2: ath njan vaadakayk koduthu...ipo athil 2 bangalikala thamasikunnad....!!!

-shanif
9746 332 344

new number...

SMS by shanif

pls save it.....this is my new number.......
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Enda nokunne?!

Njan paranjille ith enteyoru puthiya numberaanen....!!!!

-shanif
9746 332344

batery low...9746332344

SMS by shanif

kamuki: ente fone amma vangi vechu...!
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kamukan: aayo! Appo nammal eni engane samsarikum..?
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Kamuki: pedikenda..ninte no njan batery low ena save cheydad...ne vilikumbo ama fon charge cheyan ente kayyil tharum......!!!

-*shanif*

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" Maricha simhathekkal nallathu jeevichirikunnakazhuthayanu.. "
-Albert Einsten
happy ayilley
oralenkilum ninnekurichu nallathu paranjallo ,

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Ethra naalayi
njan
kathirikkunnu,
varum varum
ennu karuthi.
Nee enne pattichu.
eniyum nee
vannillengil
pazhaya
paathragal
njan vere
ANNACHIKK kodukkum.

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Palliyilek 50 ps ittu
Njan prarthichu(Daivame enikk
Nalloru friendne
Tharane... )Daivam ninne
Thannittu paranju50 paisakk itheKittu...!

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Urumbine kollan oru eluppa vazhi:-
Panjasaarayil mulaku podi idanam. Urumbu erivu kaaranam vellam kudikkan kinarinte karayilek pokum. Appo ocha undakathe chennu urumbinte kaalu pokki kinattilek thalli iduka. Nananju thanutha urumbu adupinte aduthu pokum. Appol adupil ola padakkam ittu pottikkuka. Urumbu injury patti hospitalil admit aayi, coma stagil kidakkukayakum. Appol hospitalil attendar aayi vesham maari chennu oxygen maask eduthu maattuka.
Urumbu close!..

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Theegolangal panchu vannalum,pemariyum sunamiyum bhoomiyilekirangi vannalum,kodungattil ellam ilaki marinjalum ninne kanan nhan varum,nee evide anenkilum ninne thedi varum.....
lover:Nale varumo....?
tintu: nokkatte,mazhayillenkil varam...

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