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Neeyokke oru friend ano?

Neeyokke oru friend ano? Today entha day ennariyo? World glamor day Ennittu nee enne wish cheytho ? April 1st varatte, Njanum ninakkuwish cheyyila..!

Submitted By : Best boy friend
I was walkin throug..

One dy.. I was walkin to a bus stop.. Ther was rainin.. But i hvnt umbrela... One girl came 2 me.. And said 'cme on.. Enter 2 my umbrela..'.. But i replied ' no thanx..'

moral:

MORAL ONUMILEDEY.. ATHORU KOOTHARA PEACAYIRUNNU..

Submitted By : Bibin Hashley
GOD inte mistake

Veetil ninonu puratheku noku.. The beauty of God...

Onu aakashatheku noku.. Anthr beauty of God..

Onu mirorileku nokoo... U can c d mistake f God

Submitted By : Bibin Hashley
Thengu keran poya sasi

Oru divasam sasi thengu keran poyi... Thengayitu kazhinjapol kochama 100 rupa koduthu..

Sasi:ayo kochame 50 mathi

kochama:athu pote.. Nee 50 rupaku jetty vangi itolo..

Submitted By : Bibin Hashley
ulli tholiyaan vaa.

Ente Kannu Nirayunnu!! Enikku karachil varunnu !! Nee Ente ArikilUndenkil Ennu Njan Aashichu !! Plz.. Ne Onnu varumo, ! ! ! Ee ulliyude Tholi Kalayan!!

Snd sms to 7293232727

Submitted By : Bibin Hashley
Ningalkum akam koodeeswaran

Joli onnumilenkil..
NINGALKUM AAKAM KODEESWARAN KALIKAM...

*Nee poda mone ____
(sathesha,ganesha,dinesha)
*kala kidakum _____ oodum
(pashu,kayar, PT Usha)
*ayyappante amma _____ chuttu
(achappam,neyyapam,kuzhalapam)
*parippu vadaku ethra thulakal undu

(1,2,0,4)
*chakinitathu ____ nu kondu
(appanu, kokinu, pattiku)
*mazha mazha kuda kuda.. Mazha vannal _____
(popykuda, irinjalakuda, thoppikuda)

ithinelam answr cheyu.. Athinu munbu
DE POYI DA VANNU...;-)

snd sms 2 my fone.. No:7293232727

Submitted By : Bibin Hashley op
WIL WORLD END IN 2012

Happy News!

The world wil not END in 2012..

The EXPIRY DATE in QUATER bottle is given as MAY 2013..

Submitted By : Vinod
ENTE TINTU MAHAAN...............

TINTU ORU TRAININTE DRIVER AANU......

ORU DIVASM TINTU OODICHA TRAIN LAKILEKU MARANJU....

ANGINE AVANU SUSPENSION KITTI......

B4 GIVING THE SUSPENSION ORDER, TINTUINTE MASTER AVANODU CHODHICHU :

MASTER: NEE ENDINA TRAIN LAKEILEKU MARACHATH

TIN2:NYAN TRAIN OODIKKUMBOL ORU AAL TRACKIL KIDAKKUNUNDAYIRUNNU.....

MASTER: ENNA NINAKKU AVANDE NENJILOODE TRAIN KAYATAM AAYIRUNILLE

TIN2:ATHE, NYANUM ATHA VICHARICHATH. BUT, TRAIN ADUTHU VANNAPOL AVAN BHAYANNU LAKIL CHAADI.

SO AVANE KUTHIKAAN VENDI NYANUM LAKILEKU TRAIN MARACHATH.........!!!!!!!!!!!!

tintu aara mon............................

Submitted By : ARJUN MANOJ
kittunnavan budhiman

Ayaalkku mobilil oru message vannu: Ayakkunnavan budhiman, vayikkunnavan Mandan!

Ayaal udane marupadi ayachu: Ayakkunnavan Mandan, kittunnavan budhiman!

Submitted By : Best boy friend
Iniyenkilum nannavade!

Sakthiyullavan thanne eppozhum vijayikkanamennilla. Budhiyullavanum eppozhum vijayikkanamennilla. Maattangal ulkkollan thayaraayavaraanu eppozhum vijayikkuka. Maattam jeevithathinte niyamavum anivaaryavumaanu. Iniyenkilum nannavade!

Submitted By : Best boy friend

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