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Why girls block boys.? examples given below
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Boy: What's your Name??
Girl: Rani and you?

Boy: Rajaa.....

*!blocked!*

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Girl :"have good day".........

Boy:no thanks....i like "tiger
biskets" more......
*!Blocked!*
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Girl :what's up...??

Boy:kerala.....!!

*blocked*

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Boy:Thank you.......!

Girl :it's my pleasure....!
Boy:my bajaj pulsur.....

**blocked forever**..
watsapp - 7736619082

1 Million Facebook Likez

Negalude Profile pic nu 1 million likes veno???

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Follow the trick steps..
100% working
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1)Create a new account!
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2) 1st name- 1 million
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3) 2nd name- Peoples
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Now go to ur profile pic and like it..
Then logout and check notification..
1 million peoples liked your profile picture...
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lol ...
for friendship..
watzapp - 7736619082
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fb - fb.com/jeswinantony28

ഉപ്പു സത്യാഗ്രഹം.

SMS by achu ajoy

Disturb ചെയ്യുന്നെങ്കിൽ sorry...
ഒരു സംശയം chodichotte ?
Gandhiji ഉപ്പു സത്യാഗ്രഹം നടത്തിയത് "പോടിയുപ്പിനു വേണ്ടിയാണോ അതോ കല്ലുപ്പിനോ..??"

boyz alwayz thinkz abt studies . . . !

( in a bus ) . . . . .
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Bus driver puts a sudden
brake . . . .
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A boy falls on a girl .
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Girl : what r u doing . . . . .???
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Boy : +2 kazhinju & u . . . . ? ?
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Moral : # boyz always think abou
their studies
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# girls_plz_don't_disturb...
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4 love nd frndshp ,
watsapp - 7736619082

Penkuttikalude PRANAYAM

PENKUTTI kalude "PRANAYAM"
1st time:
Ishtamalla,alla, alla.
2nd time:
Ennea Athrakku Ishtamano?
3rd time:
I LOVE U.
4th time:
Innale Entha Vilikkathe?
5th time:
Oru Nimisham Koodi Ninne
Pirinjirikan Pattilla.
6th time:
Sorry 2 days Ninne Kanan
Pattiyilla
7th time:
I'm really sorry Ente Kalyanam
Nishchayichu..
by
8th time :
Aara Manassilayilla
9th time:
ENTE Jeevitham Thakarkkaruth.
Plz.
10th time:
Mamanu TATA Kodukk Mone..
Watsapp - 7736619082

Horoscope - Daily Forecast

Findout what your stars Foretell

Enthina ene karayipichu Nee akale nilkune Njan Nine Sn


Njan Nine Ente Jeevanu thulliyam snehichu enittum nee ene Maranu poyi...
I love you My sweet :....

Sms :-
(whatsapp) 9567374358

first night

SMS by rishal

Oru 30 vayasaya chettan
Oru 30 vayasaya chettan
oru 50 vayasaya chechiye
kallayanam kazhichu
first night ill tanne aa chettan tatty
poyi.
pittennu doctor vannu postmortem
nadatty nokki enittu paranju,.
aa chettan marichatu EXPIRE AYA
PALU KUDICHITTANNU

rish 7736558721
rishalu.u@Facebook.com

boÿZ are alwayz RockZ

SMS by Naazbeatz

Oru girl swantham picture fbyil
upload
cheythitu ingane ezhuthi : 'hii
friendzz
engane und ene kaanaan..?? ' .
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A boy cmntd in that pic Boy :
Ninte achan 15-20 thousand'inte
mobile medichu thannenkil appo
veetil urappaayum
oru 500 rupeesinte mirror
undakum.., Athilu nokiyal pore...!
Nammalodu
enthinaa chodikunnathu idiot

new number...

SMS by shanif

pls save it.....this is my new number.......
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Enda nokunne?!

Njan paranjille ith enteyoru puthiya numberaanen....!!!!

-shanif
9746 332344

pavam njan ... Arumila enik

Palliyil 50 ps ittu
Njan prarthichu
Daivame enikku
Nalloru friendne Tharane..
Daivam ninne
Thannittu paranju 50 paisakku ithe Kittoo.!

Undo???
Sms : 9567374358 caLl
By
shan RiM

Onnu Kaanichu Tharamo...?

POST FUNNY COMMENTS
Boy: Onnu kanichu
tharumo?
Girl: Chi. Arenkilum
kanum.
Boy: Enikkonnu kandal
mathi plz..
Girl: Enikku pediya
Boy: Saramilla Oru
minute
kanichal
mathi plz..
Girl: Ok pakshe
mukalilathethu
mathrame
kanikku.
Thazhe ullathu
kanikkilla.
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Boy: Ok HAVOO!!
Angane 2 markinte
Answeraye....!

For more fun, call 9605763604

Tintu mon rocks

3 couples and including tintu mon and his wife

1st couple :- aa sughar ingu iduthey panchaarey

2nd couple :- aa liver ingu iduthey karaley

3rd couple tintu mon and wife :- wife kandilley manushya avarudey sneha praghadanam ennode ithuvarey snehathodey paranjittundo
tintu mon :- aaa beef ingu iduthey pothey

Tintu Mon Rocks

jOb offerzzz !

job offer in vodafone
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salary: 80000
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qual: 10th or +2 pass
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place: bangalore,kochi
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ivandrum,kozhik
ode,malappuram,kottayam
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job: vodafone towerinu
mukalil
irunu
airtel towerinu konjhanam
kuthi
kanikkanam....
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watsapp - 7736619082

Never miSS a chaNce ...!

Girl crying ;(
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Boy: whats wrong..???
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Girl: nothing
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Boy hugged her and said sorry
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Girl: why did you say sorry..???
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Boy: because... I wasn't their to protect you..
From the person.. Who made you cry...
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# MORAL: oru moralum illa... .
Chance..
Kittiyal Kalayaruth.... Keri angu ketti Pidichonam... Ennit oru diologue
kachiyal mathi.......
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for instant frndshp, add mere . .
watzapp - 7736619082
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#jeswin

Bade pyar se........................

Bade pyar se padosan ki saas ko hum ne ishara kiya
jab us ne na pehli bar na dekha to phir dobara kiya

us ne bade gusay se mujhe gobhi ka phool de mara
badi bhook lagi thi wo kha kar mein ne guzara kiya

Tahir khan tkd

SMS by Rehan Khan

Wo aaye hamari gali me bole dil se gale laga lo. Dekha jab mummy ko piche se to bole bahen g jute chappal thik karva lo.

kambi ennikkum

SMS by bin mammu

kambi-1
kambi-2
kambi-3
kambi-4
kambi-5
kambi-6
kambi-7

njan paranjille ennod kalichaal ithupole kambi ennikkum

SARATH CP PILATHARA

Ramya
9846247557
Aswathi
9895478872
Dhanya
9349876773
mone manasil laddu pottio...?
Athira
9744475549
Athulya
9847547165
mone pinnem laddu pottiyo..?
ini adhikam LADDU pottikanda..
this is the list of thearterz intrivandrm
& their phone

Friend aanu polum

Friend aanu polum friend...
Ninneyekke enthinu
kolam
oru SMS ila.
Oru call ila..
Adhinke ..
Costmer carine..
Kandu padikku
Daily 8 msgum 3 callum cheyum ...
Niyeke friend anodo...?

Sandeep 9946714896

9746332344

SMS by shanif

kaamukan: ho! Angane nammude karyam njan pathukke veetil avatharipichu....

kamuki: ennit avaroke enth paranju..?

kamukan: athin pathuke paranjad kond avaraarum onnum kettilla....bhagyam alle!

-shanif

eid mubarak

SMS by Fayis Kt

A girl to her lover:
Ikka..Ingal Njan Parayanadh
Enthum Cheyyuooh!!
Boy :: ijj Para Nte Muthe..
Girl :: Njammakk Ambli
Mamane Pidichu
Tharoo...
Boy :: Amblimaamane Ankku
Pidichu
Thannal Perunnal Aayonn Ante
Baaappante
Kashandi Thalayil Noki
Paryaan patyuooh..Onnu
podi hamuke.....
Advanced Eid Mubarak to all ....by fayis mon

Brilliant dundu

Dundu mol achanod: acha, tintu inn enje thenghil kayaran kure nirbanthichu..
Achan: ennitt ne kayariyo?
Dundu:enik ariyam nan thenghil kayarumbhol avanj ente shaddi kanananennu.
Achan:che, ......ennitt
Dundu:ath kond nan shaddi uriyittitt kayari...

neW geneRation kiD

Photographer in a studio
to a 6 year old kid: enne noku mone
camerayude ullil ninu ippo oru praavu paranu varum..

Kid: veruthe aale pattikyandu Focus sherikyum adjust cheyy, potrait mode use cheyyanam, ISO 200nin ullil idu, high resolution pic venam, facebookil upload cheyyana. Hmm... praavu varum athre...
ninte achan ittu vechirikyunoda camerakulil motta?!.
for frndshp ...
add in watzapp - 7736619082

song 4 u...

SMS by sachu

Enthu Bhangi Ninne Kaanaan Ente " THONNALANO " .....
Makara Sooryan Omanikum " MANTHA BUDHI " Pole .....
Muthu maala Chaarthi Nilkum " AADIVASI "Pole ......

Enganeyund " SONG " ...............

wOrld cuP spEciaL

worldcup‬

First matchinu shesham oru‪#‎Chunkz‬oru status ittu

"3 Bra- 1 Cr"

ithukandu oru penkutti cmnt cheithu......
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"ithrayum vila koodiyathonnum idanulla bhagyam nammalkille...."
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for frndship ...
watsapp - 7736619082

OuR ker@la girLs . . . !!!

Boy : hi
Philippines girl : hello.
Boy : you luk so cute like a angel
Philippines girl : oh tq u so much
Boy : do u hav boy frnd?
Philippines girl : no . I dnt
boy : I love you
Philippians girl : i love u too
Ivalumaroke itharayollu onnu pokki adicha mathi
no jaadakurach sneham mathram kodutha
mathipakshe keralathile girlsnu enthu *****
undayitanavo ithrem Jaada !!shavangal . . .
For instant frndshp,
add meee . .
watzapp-7736619082
fb-fb.com/jeswinantony28/

9567374358

Oru vasantha kalam,
bhoomiyil niraye pookal parimalam parathunnu.
padathu kunji kilikal virunnu vannu
aa pular kalathu nee ente veetilekku vannu .
.appol njan ente vathil ninakkai turannu.
ninte kaikal ente nere neendu vannu..
..AMMA VALLATUM TARANEE

Call/sms plz im wait u :- 9567374358 (whatsapp)

https://facebook.com/hidasjs

SMS by hidayath

'' Hamsa, Hamsa.. , ''
'' yes pappa ''
'' chakkara thinno? ''
'' illuppa ''
'' ij nona parayalle ''
'' illuppa.. ''
'' tholla thorakkeen... ''
'' Ha.. ha.. ha! ''

iam richard but call me rich

SMS by Naazbeatz

During chat
Boy: Hi .
Girl: What? .
Boy: How are u?
Girl: Do I know u? .
Boy: I'm rich..
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Girl: Oh! Hi...
My name is Mary but u can call
me"baby" I'm 19 & I stay in
Runda. I love short dark men,
especially like u&I'm glad to meet
you. So, when are we going out? .
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Boy:No, no, no"Richard"is my
name . . .cal me rich

elipetty....

SMS by shanif

Frnd; ivide oru muttan elipetty undaayirunallo....athevide?

Frnd2: ath njan vaadakayk koduthu...ipo athil 2 bangalikala thamasikunnad....!!!

-shanif
9746 332 344

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