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  • Sardar in post office

      Sardar: My wife kidnapped

      POSTMAN: Ithu post office anu

      mister police station alla.

      Sardar: Sorry, santhosham kondu kannu kaanan pattunnilla!!

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      SMS by ranjith

    • Sardar Graamasabhayil

        Sardar: Graamasabhayil ivide oru paalam venam

        Member: paalamo?

        Sardar: athe

        Member: athinu ivide puzha illallo.

        Sardar: ennal oru puzhayum venam!!!

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        SMS by sardarfan

      • Sardar in a software company

          Sardar attending an interview in software company ...

          Manager: "Thaangalkku MS OFFICE ariyaamo? "

          Sardar: "Address thannaal njan

          pokaam.. !!"

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          SMS by sanal thomas

        • Father son joke

            Father: examinu nee thottaal pinne enne acha ennu vilikkanda.
            Kurachu

            divasam kazhinju

            Father: enthayi result?

            Son: Sorry da aliya. 5 subjectinu

            potti machaa..

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            SMS by midhun raj

          • Nammude Veedallallo!!

              Wife:
              Bhoomi kulungunnundennu thonnunnu!!!
              veedu ipol

              veezhum !

              Sardar:
              Nee kidannu urngan nokku. Nammude veedu allallo..

              Vaadaka veedalle..

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              SMS by joshy

            • Sardar n frnd

                Sardar n frnd shopil ulli vaangan poyi...

                Frnd to salesman: 1

                litre ulli.
                Ithu kettu sardar bayangara chiri

                Frnd: entha?

                sardar: potta, nammal kuppi eduthilla!!

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                SMS by pratheesh

              • Funny Malayalam SMS

                  Walk in your own way
                  love in your own style
                  think in your own manner
                  talk in your own words
                  then only people will say
                  "KURUTHAMKETTAVAN AARU PARANJALUM KELKKILLA"

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                  SMS by Allen Joshua

                • rama rama pahima!!!!!!!!!!!

                    Clasil erunnu Rama Rama chollunna kutti galodu............

                    Teacher: kutti enthina Rama Rama chollunnathu?

                    Kutti: Amma paranjittondu urangunnathinu munbu Raama naamam japikkanam ennu.....

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                    SMS by Allan joshua

                  • Amme narayana!!!!!!!!!!!

                      ayalkaran narayanan auto vangiyathu kandu Hydrosum auto vangi..........

                      Narayanan autoku perittu
                      "AMME NARAYANA"
                      athu kandu Hydrosum perittu
                      "AMME HYDROSE"

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                      SMS by Allan joshua

                    • Puli Irangi

                        Kanjirappalliyil PULI irangi

                        Erumeliyil KAATTANA irangi

                        nee veettil thanne irunno.

                        Nammude naatil KAZHUTHA irangi ennu naatukare kondu parayikkenda.

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                        SMS by Sharat

                      • Vishwasam - athalle ellaam

                          Ammu nee ente jeevan alle mole!

                          Innu nee thakarthathu vishwasamaanu

                          nenchodu cherthu njaan valarthiya vishwasam (achan letter churuttunnu)

                          makal thirichu varunnu... (focus on hands)

                          kettupiduchu karayunnu... (thaze ezhuthi kaanikkunnu)

                          "Vishwasam... athalle ellaam"

                          Kalyan Jewelers

                          - Ithokke ezhuthikaanikkumbolum baagum pidichu carinaduthu nilkkunna paavam

                          payyane aarum kandilla...

                          athum oru vishwasam alle...

                          thakarkkappetta vishwasam...

                          Boyz welfare council

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                          SMS by Boyz welfare council

                        • Jeevithathil dukhangal undaakumbol

                            Jeevithathil dukhangal undaakumbol..
                            vedanayaal hrudayam vingumbol..
                            kannukal niranju kaviyumbol...
                            Onnu maathram orkkuka...

                            Ellaam swantham kaiyilirippu kondaa...

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                            SMS by Sharat

                          • A Friendship Greeting

                              punchirikondu poonilaavum,

                              vaakkukal kondu thenmazhayum,

                              sneham kondente hrudayavum niracha

                              ente priya kootukaaranu oru valiya..

                              'MANGATHOLI'

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                              SMS by Allen Joshua

                            • In Harihar Nagar

                                Thomasukutti: "Da kinattil eli veenu kidakkunnu'

                                Mahadevan: "aa elippetti kinattil idadey"

                                Govindankutty: "venda namukku poochaye irakkaam"

                                Appukkuttan: "aarum pedikkenda... njaan kinattil elivisham kalakkiyittundu... "

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                                SMS by Allen Joshua

                              • Malayalam Cinema

                                  Man1: "aa theateril entha ethra thirakku? "

                                  Man 2: "Avide Mammoottyude puthiya padam 'Drona' aanu

                                  Man 1: "Athu kaanan aano ithra aalkkoottam.. !??

                                  Man 2: "Hey.. athalla. Athu kaanan aaro oraal ticket medichu... Ayaale kaanana ethra thirakku... !!"

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                                  SMS by Allen Joshua

                                • Difference betweeen Monkey and Donkey

                                    Monkey yum, donkey yum thammilulla difference entha??

                                    Monkey ee message Save cheyyum...

                                    Ennaal Donkey ee message Delete Cheyyum!!

                                    Enthaa Plan??

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                                    SMS by Pradeep Zachariah

                                  • EE thanutha kulir kaattil

                                      Ititu veezhunna mazha thullikalkkidayil,

                                      ee thanutha kulir kaattil,

                                      ee puthu pulariyil manju thullikalkkidayi,

                                      ente alakkiyitta jetty unangunnilla..

                                      Ninteyo???

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                                      SMS by Joji

                                    • THALLE JANAALA XP

                                        Rajamanikyam version of Windows XP launched as THALLE JANAALA XP

                                        Some commands..

                                        SAVE: Rakhikkade appi

                                        SAVE AS: Langane rakhikkadey

                                        SAVE ALL: Appi de yellarem reksheeru

                                        PASTE: Yeduthu chambadey

                                        RUN: Vodada machu

                                        CUT: Pirithu kaladey machu

                                        SEARCH: Thappi vidadey appi

                                        EXIT: Irangi podey pyle

                                        OPEN: Tvorakkdey

                                        SHUT DOWN: Appa machu sullam

                                        SYSTEM BUSY: Thalle kalip theeranillallo

                                        SYSTEM ERROR: Lavan puliyanu ketta

                                        RESTART: Oru varavu koodi varendi varum ketta.

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                                        SMS by sreenath

                                      • Mammotty joke

                                          Suresh Gopi: Ente kaiyilulla petttiyil enthanullathennu paranjal athilulla "LADDU"muzhuvanum njan ninak tharam...

                                          Mammootty: "PAKKA VADA"alle....

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                                          SMS by dhaneesh

                                        • Hello Mr Perera

                                            Hello Mr Perera, thangalude kaivasam orupadu sms undennu arinju. Athil kurachu enik thannal njan thangalkku swarna biscuits tharaam. Illenkil veruthe ente muthala kunjungalkku pani undakkaruthu...

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                                            SMS by manoj kumar

                                          • Marappattiye Pidiche

                                              Nilaavulla thanutha raathriyil

                                              Ninneyum ketti pidichu

                                              Njan e lokathodu vilichu parayum

                                              "Odi Vaayo Marappattiye Pidiche"....

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                                              SMS by dhaneesh

                                            • ente LINE

                                                Aarodum parayaruhe, enikku 1 line aayi

                                                kaanan adipliya.. ellam sariyayittu parayamennu vechu..
                                                Nee kandu nokku,

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                                                Engane undu ente LINE!!!

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                                                SMS by Mahesh

                                              • it it vannal

                                                  Gramar classil Teacher: 'It' vannal 'is' cherkkanam

                                                  Boy: 'it it' vannal enthu cheyyum teacher?

                                                  Teacher: it it vannal thudachu kalayanam!!

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                                                  SMS by jebin

                                                • ravile ezhunnettal

                                                    ravile ezhunnettal nirbhandamayum 2 karyangal cheyyuka
                                                    1. prarthikkuka: 100 varsham jeevikyende?
                                                    2. kulikyuka mattullavarkkum jevikyende?

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                                                    SMS by sajitha

                                                  • Rathri 12 am Nilavulla

                                                      Rathri 12 am Nilavulla Samayam Korithari
                                                      ppikuna kidapparayil
                                                      Avar kettipidichukidakumbol
                                                      Aval avante chaviyil
                                                      pathukkeparaju
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                                                      Enikku THOORAN muttunnu

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                                                      SMS by Jaggu

                                                    • FIRST NIGHT.....

                                                        avar kannum kannum nokiyirunnu. avan pathukke avale chumpikkan chennu
                                                        aval nanathode avane thallimaati paranju
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                                                        chettan innu pallu thechilee......

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                                                        SMS by shah

                                                      • Einsten's...words about youself

                                                          "Maricha simhathekkal nallath jeevichirkunna Kazhuthaya"
                                                          Einsten

                                                          HaPpy Ayilley

                                                          Oralenkilum
                                                          Ninnekurich
                                                          Nallathu paranjalo

                                                          Athum
                                                          "Einsten"

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                                                          SMS by Sreejith

                                                        • v-guard stubliser

                                                            Unni: TV Poyi,
                                                            AC poyi,
                                                            FRIDGE poyi,
                                                            ellam poyi.

                                                            Babu: V-GUARD stabiliser illa alle.

                                                            Unni: illa.

                                                            Babu: nannayi, allenkil athum poyene.

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                                                            SMS by salmanulfaris kondotty 9539643

                                                          • Maranam...

                                                              Njan marichaal nee Vishamikkaruth...

                                                              Karayaruth..

                                                              Oarkkaruth..

                                                              Pinneyo ????

                                                              Vegam Marich Mukalilekk Varaneyy.. Namukk Adich polikkaam !!!!

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                                                              SMS by Shahana shirin

                                                            • expire milk

                                                                Oru 30 vayasaya chettan

                                                                oru 50 vayasaya chechiye kallayanam kazhichu

                                                                first night ill tanne aa chettan tatty poyi.

                                                                pittennu doctor vannu postmortem nadatty nokki enittu paranju, .

                                                                aa chettan marichatu EXPIRE AYA PALU KUDICHITTANNU.

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                                                                SMS by pradeesh mickey
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