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batery low...9746332344

SMS by shanif

kamuki: ente fone amma vangi vechu...!
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kamukan: aayo! Appo nammal eni engane samsarikum..?
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Kamuki: pedikenda..ninte no njan batery low ena save cheydad...ne vilikumbo ama fon charge cheyan ente kayyil tharum......!!!

-*shanif*

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Snehikuga!!!

SMS by vjnisha

Njan ninne snehikkunu karanam indira gandhi paranjitunde pichakarikale snehikanamenne. B)

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Indian KurangU!!!

SMS by vjnisha

Eee message kittiyaludan thanne nee purathiranganam, ente rendu american friends ath vazhi pogum, avar indian kurangine kanditilla ath konda!!! :)

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suhail 7736301254

" Maricha simhathekkal nallathu jeevichirikunnakazhuthayanu.. "
-Albert Einsten
happy ayilley
oralenkilum ninnekurichu nallathu paranjallo ,

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suhail 7736301254

Tin2: Custmrcare Alle? Ente Aniyan Tuttu SIM Card Vizhungi.
Exctv :Athinu Njangalenthu Venam.
Tin2: Avan Samsarikunund. .
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Paisa povo. . .???

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suhail 7736301254

Ethra naalayi
njan
kathirikkunnu,
varum varum
ennu karuthi.
Nee enne pattichu.
eniyum nee
vannillengil
pazhaya
paathragal
njan vere
ANNACHIKK kodukkum.

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suhail 7736301254

Boy: njan kiss thannittu odippoyal nee enthu cheyyum
Girl: enthu cheyyan cycle odikkan ariyathavan bell adichittu odi ennu vicharikkum

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suhail 7736301254

Surya
paranju;
"Athenikku venam"
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Vijay paranju;
"Tharilla njan"
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Dileep athu vangi odi
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Asifali pidichu vangi
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Sharukh khan karanju
Dhanush potti karanju
Pinne pidiyayi,
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adiyaayi
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Oduvil enthayi?
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Ente PHOTO Keeripoyi..
Ho Ee pillerude oru karyam...!!!!

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suhail 7736301254

Palliyilek 50 ps ittu
Njan prarthichu(Daivame enikk
Nalloru friendne
Tharane... )Daivam ninne
Thannittu paranju50 paisakk itheKittu...!

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suhail 7736301254

Disturb cheyunnengil sorry...
Oru samshayam chodichote?
Gandhiji uppu sathyagraham nadathiyath "PODIYUPPINU VENDIYANO ado KALLUPPINO..??"

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suhail 7736301254

Kaanumbol parayan madi,
vilikkan oru chammal,
No ennu parayaruth,
Njan ninakku
oru
LIFE
LIFE
"LIFEBOY" thannal onnu kulikkumo?

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suhail 7736301254

Urumbine kollan oru eluppa vazhi:-
Panjasaarayil mulaku podi idanam. Urumbu erivu kaaranam vellam kudikkan kinarinte karayilek pokum. Appo ocha undakathe chennu urumbinte kaalu pokki kinattilek thalli iduka. Nananju thanutha urumbu adupinte aduthu pokum. Appol adupil ola padakkam ittu pottikkuka. Urumbu injury patti hospitalil admit aayi, coma stagil kidakkukayakum. Appol hospitalil attendar aayi vesham maari chennu oxygen maask eduthu maattuka.
Urumbu close!..

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suhail 7736301254

kaamuki:ente mobile ammayude kayyilaa...
kamukan:ayyo appo nammale pokkille ?
kamuki:pedikkanda ninte number njan'BATTERY LOW' ennuparanja save cheythirikkunnathu.
ninte call varumbol amma parayum
"innaa kondu poyi charge cheytho"
by
suhail

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suhail 7736301254

Ente NOKIA Phone
MOTOROLAYIL idichu
SAMSUNG nagarile LG Hospitalil admit cheythu.
Dr:SONY ERICSON paranju sangathi serious anu. anchar kuppi
SMS vendi varum
So pls donate SMSs!!

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suhail 7736301254

Theegolangal panchu vannalum,pemariyum sunamiyum bhoomiyilekirangi vannalum,kodungattil ellam ilaki marinjalum ninne kanan nhan varum,nee evide anenkilum ninne thedi varum.....
lover:Nale varumo....?
tintu: nokkatte,mazhayillenkil varam...

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suhail 7736301254

Nee pokunna vazhiye,
Nee varunna vazhiye,
Ninaku velichamekan,
Ninaku Thanalekan,
Ninakayi
ennum
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oru TORCHO,
oru KUDAYO Kondu nadakuka..
By
your friend

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suhail 7736301254

Kure Kalamayi oru karyam ninnodu chodikanamennu vijarikunnu. Athu ente manasil kidannu Vingi pottunnu.
Onnum vijarikaruthu ennodu deshyapedaruth.
Athu njan paranjotte
Reply enthayalum tharanam.
Nammude Nokia phone On cheyumbol 2 kaikal varunnille..Aa kaikal Arudethanu ?

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suhail 7736301254

Nee oru 'THENDY' ya!
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T-talented
H-handsome
E-educated
N-nice
D-decent
Y-youth
entha sariyalle?
Oh! Aa chiri kando nee THENDY thanne..

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1000poovine nokkuka..

SMS by Nishad MoN

1000poovine nokkuka..
100poovine Ishtapeduka...
10poovine snehykuka..
Athyloru Poovine Swantham akuka..ah poovu orikalum Vaadathe Sookshykuka :) 8590298798

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tintumon siddantham

teacher: who is tintu
tin 2: njan anu teacher
teacher: njan innale padipicha spelling quotes parayu
tin 2: A 4 ......Apple hmm pinne..........?
teacher: hmm pinne entha said
tin 2: ah kittipoyi
B4 Big apple........
C4 Cheriya apple......
D4 Double apple........
E4 Eatavum cheriya apple........
F4 First paranjille ah apple..........

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MALAYALAM JOKES

"Orikkalum oraalodulla vairagyam manassil vachu urangan kidakkaruthu"
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Pakaram...
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"Nale ayalk engane pani kodukkam ennalochichu kidakuka...."
Gud n8..

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Manassile kallan.!

SMS by arif

Sneham thalodunna Souhridam...
Souridam Thalarthunna Pranayam...
pranayam tharunna Maduram...
Madhuram Niranja ormmakal,
Aa Ormakal sookshikkaan athilum madhurameriya manasum undenkil,
Avide
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Urumb varaan chance und.
Be carefull.....!!!

Ari-knr

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9645576075

SMS by shafi

hridhayam sonthamakunn kamukiyekal eanikishttam

chodhichal hridhayam parichu tharunna eante nalla

freindsineyan......

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Pray for me please

SMS by sanju

Please pray for me ende medical report kitty divasam thorum ente glamour koodi varunnu

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kura urumpukal

SMS by abijith ta

kura urumpukal

kulikumpol oru anna

vannu a puzhayil irangi

anna neetithudichappo

urumpukal ellam karayil

vannu adinnju

oru urumpu mathram

annayude thalayil

kayari patti

appo karyil ninna

urumpukal aa

urumpinnodu..........

MUKKI KOLLADA AVANE

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Maduram Niranja Ormakal

"Madhuram niranja ormmakalum,

Athu sookshikkaan athilum madhurameriya manasum undenkil,

Avide

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urumb varaan chance und.

Be carefull..... !!!

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ninne kandappol pettennente manassil

SMS by ameer

Nintea a choodulla kannukal ... Choodulla nishwasangal'.... Virayarnna shariram... Thudutha chundukal... Ho.. Samshayamilla. Chickun guniya thanneay...

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Ameer 9995888499

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Small jock

SMS by Sarath babu.

Manjil viriyunna pookkalekkalum, ....
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Manathu kanunna nakshthrathekalum, ...
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Manasil kanunna swopnathekalum, ....
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Ethrayo valuthanu, ....
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Sambarile
"VENDAKKYA"
Ee msg vayikkunna ningalude sradhayku
njan ningalude friend anu, pls sms this number 8086403499 enthinum thayyarayi ningalude swontham
Torappan, .
Std-5. B.

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Ha ha ha ha.

SMS by Irshad

Orupaad ishttam thoni ninnod. Ninne adyam kandapool thanne swantam aakaan manass tudichu. Pakshe... endh chayyam... Veettukaar paranju. . . . . . . . Pinnakinum vaikolinum nalla vilayaa namukk poth venda oru aad mathi..... ! By Irshad mOn. 9633442706

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