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  • funny frindship

    | SMS by basi ambro

    HORSE, LION & DONKEY r arguing
    saying Who's the best?
    HORSE: I am very fast
    LION: I am very strong
    Kannum mizhichirikathe
    Enthekilum Para...

  • Nihad Nick

    | SMS by NihAd NiCk

    Dileep Manju Varyare ' Manjumole' ennu vilikkunnu...
    Jayaram parvathiye 'Parumole' ennu vilikkunnu.
    Appol indrajith Poornimaye enthu vilikkum??

  • coming sunday

    | SMS by chandhu chandran

    This coming sunday ente koode palliyil varumo?

    bcoz Achan paranju adutha azhcha varumbol kurishu konduvaranamennu.

  • kambi ennikkum

    | SMS by bin mammu

    kambi-1
    kambi-2
    kambi-3
    kambi-4
    kambi-5
    kambi-6
    kambi-7

    njan paranjille ennod kalichaal ithupole kambi ennikkum

  • BINU BHASKAR 8893866525

    | SMS by Binu Bhaskar

    Rathriyil vegam Urangikko...
    Bhootham varum..
    Athu kondu Kannumadachchu Muham
    moodi puthachchu Urangikko......
    Veruthe Bhoothaththe Pedippikkanda..

    Good Night.

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    | SMS by hidayath

    '' Hamsa, Hamsa.. , ''
    '' yes pappa ''
    '' chakkara thinno? ''
    '' illuppa ''
    '' ij nona parayalle ''
    '' illuppa.. ''
    '' tholla thorakkeen... ''
    '' Ha.. ha.. ha! ''

  • BINU BHASKAR 8893866525

    | SMS by Binu Bhaskar

    Kalam mayikkatha murivundo?Kulichal pokatha azukkundo?Chirichal kanatha pallundo?Marakkan pattatha thettudo?Paranjal theeratha prashnagal undo?Ithellam vayichondirikkan ninekkentha vattundo??

  • SARATH CP PILATHARA

    Ramya
    9846247557
    Aswathi
    9895478872
    Dhanya
    9349876773
    mone manasil laddu pottio...?
    Athira
    9744475549
    Athulya
    9847547165
    mone pinnem laddu pottiyo..?
    ini adhikam LADDU pottikanda..
    this is the list of thearterz intrivandrm
    & their phone

  • iam richard but call me rich

    | SMS by Naazbeatz

    During chat
    Boy: Hi .
    Girl: What? .
    Boy: How are u?
    Girl: Do I know u? .
    Boy: I'm rich..
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    Girl: Oh! Hi...
    My name is Mary but u can call
    me"baby" I'm 19 & I stay in
    Runda. I love short dark men,
    especially like u&I'm glad to meet
    you. So, when are we going out? .
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    Boy:No, no, no"Richard"is my
    name . . .cal me rich

  • boÿZ are alwayz RockZ

    | SMS by Naazbeatz

    Oru girl swantham picture fbyil
    upload
    cheythitu ingane ezhuthi : 'hii
    friendzz
    engane und ene kaanaan..?? ' .
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    A boy cmntd in that pic Boy :
    Ninte achan 15-20 thousand'inte
    mobile medichu thannenkil appo
    veetil urappaayum
    oru 500 rupeesinte mirror
    undakum.., Athilu nokiyal pore...!
    Nammalodu
    enthinaa chodikunnathu idiot

  • elipetty....

    | SMS by shanif

    Frnd; ivide oru muttan elipetty undaayirunallo....athevide?

    Frnd2: ath njan vaadakayk koduthu...ipo athil 2 bangalikala thamasikunnad....!!!

    -shanif
    9746 332 344

  • new number...

    | SMS by shanif

    pls save it.....this is my new number.......
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    Enda nokunne?!

    Njan paranjille ith enteyoru puthiya numberaanen....!!!!

    -shanif
    9746 332344

  • 9746332344

    | SMS by shanif

    kaamukan: ho! Angane nammude karyam njan pathukke veetil avatharipichu....

    kamuki: ennit avaroke enth paranju..?

    kamukan: athin pathuke paranjad kond avaraarum onnum kettilla....bhagyam alle!

    -shanif

  • batery low...9746332344

    | SMS by shanif

    kamuki: ente fone amma vangi vechu...!
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    kamukan: aayo! Appo nammal eni engane samsarikum..?
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    Kamuki: pedikenda..ninte no njan batery low ena save cheydad...ne vilikumbo ama fon charge cheyan ente kayyil tharum......!!!

    -*shanif*

  • Snehikuga!!!

    | SMS by vjnisha

    Njan ninne snehikkunu karanam indira gandhi paranjitunde pichakarikale snehikanamenne. B)

  • Indian KurangU!!!

    | SMS by vjnisha

    Eee message kittiyaludan thanne nee purathiranganam, ente rendu american friends ath vazhi pogum, avar indian kurangine kanditilla ath konda!!! :)

  • suhail 7736301254

    | SMS by SuHail Kakkengal

    " Maricha simhathekkal nallathu jeevichirikunnakazhuthayanu.. "
    -Albert Einsten
    happy ayilley
    oralenkilum ninnekurichu nallathu paranjallo ,

  • suhail 7736301254

    | SMS by SuHail Kakkengal

    Tin2: Custmrcare Alle? Ente Aniyan Tuttu SIM Card Vizhungi.
    Exctv :Athinu Njangalenthu Venam.
    Tin2: Avan Samsarikunund. .
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    Paisa povo. . .???

  • suhail 7736301254

    | SMS by SuHail Kakkengal

    Boy: njan kiss thannittu odippoyal nee enthu cheyyum
    Girl: enthu cheyyan cycle odikkan ariyathavan bell adichittu odi ennu vicharikkum

  • suhail 7736301254

    | SMS by SuHail Kakkengal

    Surya
    paranju;
    "Athenikku venam"
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    Vijay paranju;
    "Tharilla njan"
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    Dileep athu vangi odi
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    Asifali pidichu vangi
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    Sharukh khan karanju
    Dhanush potti karanju
    Pinne pidiyayi,
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    adiyaayi
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    Oduvil enthayi?
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    Ente PHOTO Keeripoyi..
    Ho Ee pillerude oru karyam...!!!!

  • suhail 7736301254

    | SMS by SuHail Kakkengal

    Palliyilek 50 ps ittu
    Njan prarthichu(Daivame enikk
    Nalloru friendne
    Tharane... )Daivam ninne
    Thannittu paranju50 paisakk itheKittu...!

  • suhail 7736301254

    | SMS by SuHail Kakkengal

    Disturb cheyunnengil sorry...
    Oru samshayam chodichote?
    Gandhiji uppu sathyagraham nadathiyath "PODIYUPPINU VENDIYANO ado KALLUPPINO..??"

  • suhail 7736301254

    | SMS by SuHail Kakkengal

    Kaanumbol parayan madi,
    vilikkan oru chammal,
    No ennu parayaruth,
    Njan ninakku
    oru
    LIFE
    LIFE
    "LIFEBOY" thannal onnu kulikkumo?

  • suhail 7736301254

    | SMS by SuHail Kakkengal

    Urumbine kollan oru eluppa vazhi:-
    Panjasaarayil mulaku podi idanam. Urumbu erivu kaaranam vellam kudikkan kinarinte karayilek pokum. Appo ocha undakathe chennu urumbinte kaalu pokki kinattilek thalli iduka. Nananju thanutha urumbu adupinte aduthu pokum. Appol adupil ola padakkam ittu pottikkuka. Urumbu injury patti hospitalil admit aayi, coma stagil kidakkukayakum. Appol hospitalil attendar aayi vesham maari chennu oxygen maask eduthu maattuka.
    Urumbu close!..

  • suhail 7736301254

    | SMS by SuHail Kakkengal

    kaamuki:ente mobile ammayude kayyilaa...
    kamukan:ayyo appo nammale pokkille ?
    kamuki:pedikkanda ninte number njan'BATTERY LOW' ennuparanja save cheythirikkunnathu.
    ninte call varumbol amma parayum
    "innaa kondu poyi charge cheytho"
    by
    suhail

  • suhail 7736301254

    | SMS by SuHail Kakkengal

    Ente NOKIA Phone
    MOTOROLAYIL idichu
    SAMSUNG nagarile LG Hospitalil admit cheythu.
    Dr:SONY ERICSON paranju sangathi serious anu. anchar kuppi
    SMS vendi varum
    So pls donate SMSs!!

  • suhail 7736301254

    | SMS by SuHail Kakkengal

    Theegolangal panchu vannalum,pemariyum sunamiyum bhoomiyilekirangi vannalum,kodungattil ellam ilaki marinjalum ninne kanan nhan varum,nee evide anenkilum ninne thedi varum.....
    lover:Nale varumo....?
    tintu: nokkatte,mazhayillenkil varam...

  • suhail 7736301254

    | SMS by SuHail Kakkengal

    Nee pokunna vazhiye,
    Nee varunna vazhiye,
    Ninaku velichamekan,
    Ninaku Thanalekan,
    Ninakayi
    ennum
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    oru TORCHO,
    oru KUDAYO Kondu nadakuka..
    By
    your friend

  • suhail 7736301254

    | SMS by SuHail Kakkengal

    Kure Kalamayi oru karyam ninnodu chodikanamennu vijarikunnu. Athu ente manasil kidannu Vingi pottunnu.
    Onnum vijarikaruthu ennodu deshyapedaruth.
    Athu njan paranjotte
    Reply enthayalum tharanam.
    Nammude Nokia phone On cheyumbol 2 kaikal varunnille..Aa kaikal Arudethanu ?

  • suhail 7736301254

    | SMS by SuHail Kakkengal

    Nee oru 'THENDY' ya!
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    T-talented
    H-handsome
    E-educated
    N-nice
    D-decent
    Y-youth
    entha sariyalle?
    Oh! Aa chiri kando nee THENDY thanne..

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