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Nee oru 'THENDY' ya!
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T-talented
H-handsome
E-educated
N-nice
D-decent
Y-youth
entha sariyalle?
Oh! Aa chiri kando nee THENDY thanne..

MALAYALAM JOKES

"Orikkalum oraalodulla vairagyam manassil vachu urangan kidakkaruthu"
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Pakaram...
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"Nale ayalk engane pani kodukkam ennalochichu kidakuka...."
Gud n8..

Pray for me please

SMS by sanju

Please pray for me ende medical report kitty divasam thorum ente glamour koodi varunnu

Small jock

SMS by Sarath babu.

Manjil viriyunna pookkalekkalum, ....
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Manathu kanunna nakshthrathekalum, ...
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Manasil kanunna swopnathekalum, ....
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Ethrayo valuthanu, ....
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Sambarile
"VENDAKKYA"
Ee msg vayikkunna ningalude sradhayku
njan ningalude friend anu, pls sms this number 8086403499 enthinum thayyarayi ningalude swontham
Torappan, .
Std-5. B.

asruvellavetin2

SMS by asru

Tin2: amma enne prasavickunnathinu mumb enne kandirunno? amma: illa tin2: pinne njan janichappo enne engane thiricharinju? Asru

Kozhi mutta

SMS by Shansha

sardar: ne enthina engana karayunnad

T2u: enta kozhi chathu

Sradar: adhin enthina ne karayunnad, enta appan marichit polum njan karanjitilla

T2u: athin ninta appan "MUTTA"edarundo ؟؟؟

good ni8 malayalam joke

"Da nee veegam purathiraginilkk..
Njan ethaaa varunn....
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Namukk kakkan povaa da; )

yakshi.......

NJAN RATHIRIYIL EKADESHAM 1 MANI

SAMAYATHU SHMASHANATHINTEA ADUTHU

KOODI NADANNU POKUMPOL ENTEA MUMBIL

ATHA ORU "YAKSHI"YAKSHI PARANHU NAJAN

NITEA BLOOD KUDIKAN POKANU haha.

UNDANEA NJAN URAKKEA VILICHU PARANHU

ENIKU "AIDS"UNDANNU.. PINNEA YAKSHIYEA AA VAYIKONNUM KANDITTILLA...

ningalkum akvam kodishwaran

SMS by faslurahman

come lets play "Ningalkkum aakam kodishwaran".

1. Nee po mone____

(Satheesa/Ganesa/Dinesa)

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2. Ayyappantamma _____chuttu.

(palappam/Neyappam/uthappam)

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3. Mazha mazha kuda kuda mazha vannaal______

(Veettipoda/Poppykuda/Irinjalakuda)

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4. Kaake kaake____evide

(veed/Kood/kunju)

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5. Chakkinu vechath______kondu

(Appanu/Kokkinu/mookkinu)

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6. Vannu kandu____adakki

(Shavam/Keezha/Pandaaram)

7. Kaala kidakum ____odum (pasu/kayar/P T usha)..

Ini oru short break,

"DHE POYI. . . DHA VANNU.. . "

by

faslu rahman. c

faslurahmanc3@gmail. com

ds$$$$$$$sd

SMS by Wolga

Ambalathil cheripp azhichu vekkumbolum,

Mis call adikumbozhum,

Manassil oreyoru vicharam mathrame undayirunnullu.................

Daivame oruthanum edukkaruthe................ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

{donawolga@gmail. com}

1000poovine nokkuka..

SMS by Nishad MoN

1000poovine nokkuka..
100poovine Ishtapeduka...
10poovine snehykuka..
Athyloru Poovine Swantham akuka..ah poovu orikalum Vaadathe Sookshykuka :) 8590298798

Manassile kallan.!

SMS by arif

Sneham thalodunna Souhridam...
Souridam Thalarthunna Pranayam...
pranayam tharunna Maduram...
Madhuram Niranja ormmakal,
Aa Ormakal sookshikkaan athilum madhurameriya manasum undenkil,
Avide
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Urumb varaan chance und.
Be carefull.....!!!

Ari-knr

9645576075

SMS by shafi

hridhayam sonthamakunn kamukiyekal eanikishttam

chodhichal hridhayam parichu tharunna eante nalla

freindsineyan......

kura urumpukal

SMS by abijith ta

kura urumpukal

kulikumpol oru anna

vannu a puzhayil irangi

anna neetithudichappo

urumpukal ellam karayil

vannu adinnju

oru urumpu mathram

annayude thalayil

kayari patti

appo karyil ninna

urumpukal aa

urumpinnodu..........

MUKKI KOLLADA AVANE

ninne kandappol pettennente manassil

SMS by ameer

Nintea a choodulla kannukal ... Choodulla nishwasangal'.... Virayarnna shariram... Thudutha chundukal... Ho.. Samshayamilla. Chickun guniya thanneay...

By

Ameer 9995888499

Ha ha ha ha.

SMS by Irshad

Orupaad ishttam thoni ninnod. Ninne adyam kandapool thanne swantam aakaan manass tudichu. Pakshe... endh chayyam... Veettukaar paranju. . . . . . . . Pinnakinum vaikolinum nalla vilayaa namukk poth venda oru aad mathi..... ! By Irshad mOn. 9633442706

super jock

SMS by abijith ta

SUPER JOK.........

Ee mesg vayikkunnavar PATTI..

Vayikkathirikunnavar

PATTY KUTTY..

Delete cheythal

PEAPPATTY..

Save cheythal THENDI PATTY...

Vayichu chirichal MARAPPATTY...

Dheshyappettal PODA PATTY...

Thirichu sms ayachal KAZHUTHA...

Ayakathirunnal MARAKKAZHUTHA...

Call cheythal KOVER KAZHUTHA..... Miss adichal EACHI...

Onnum cheyyathirunnal KANJI..

Ini nee enthu cheyyum. ?

father vargese

SMS by shani

Father Vargees bus yathrakkidayil aduth ninna penkuttiyude thudayil pidichu,

appol kutti acho.. thankal Bible puthiya niyamam 12: 13 vayikko.. Lajja thoniya achan busirangi palliyil chenu Bible vayichu.. athil ingane kandu "makane ninte kaikal alpam koodi melpot uyarthoo avideyaanu swargaRajyam. "!

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By snf

Horoscope - Daily Forecast

Findout what your stars Foretell

Paavam Thendi

Oru Penkutty chardhichal

Amma: Ethavanadi Aa Thendi.

Oru Aan kutty chardhichal Achan: Eda Thendi Nee Innum vellamadichu le. !

Aaru Chardichalum 'Thendi' AanuThanne. !!

Chiriku Chiriku

SMS by AnnmarY

Kalam mayikkatha murivundo

Kulichal pokatha azukkundo

Chirichal kanatha pallundo

Marakkan pattatha thettudo

Paranjal theeratha prashnagal undo

Ithellam vayichondirikkan ninekkentha vattundo

ha ha ha ha ha chiriku chiriku chirichu konde irikuu

Good night

Innu raatri,

Palapoo ninakku

vendi mathram viriyum....

"Prethangal"ninakku koottu kidakkum...

"Chaathanmar"ninakku taaraattu paadum...

"Yakshikal"oru nizhal pole ninte pirakil undavum...

"Pisaachukkal"nee urangumbol kaval nilkum...

Janalin idayiloode"Aatmaakal"ninnodu samsarikum...

"Marichavar"aduthu nilkkunnathu pole ninaku thonnum...

"Savangal"ninte swapnathil kadannuvarum..

Any way

GoOd NiGhT 'n' sWeEt dReEmS

9895067772

SMS by Sainul abi

Tintumonum dundumolum pranayathil,

dundu-shajahan mumthasinu vendi thajmahal nirmichu, njan marichal ne enikku vendi enda paniyuka

Tintu-ne marichu kayinjal, ninte peril njan oru valiya kettidam paniyum

dundu-ennit

tintu-njan adinte vadaka kond sukamayonn jevikkum!!!!

By Sainul- 9895067772{sms send "FUNNY"to 9895067772}

tintumon siddantham

teacher: who is tintu
tin 2: njan anu teacher
teacher: njan innale padipicha spelling quotes parayu
tin 2: A 4 ......Apple hmm pinne..........?
teacher: hmm pinne entha said
tin 2: ah kittipoyi
B4 Big apple........
C4 Cheriya apple......
D4 Double apple........
E4 Eatavum cheriya apple........
F4 First paranjille ah apple..........

Maduram Niranja Ormakal

"Madhuram niranja ormmakalum,

Athu sookshikkaan athilum madhurameriya manasum undenkil,

Avide

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urumb varaan chance und.

Be carefull..... !!!

henry fishe....

SMS by parthipan

Kitti.. aa thendiye kitti. Nammudeyokke urakkam kedan karanakaran

HENRY FISHE (USA)

aadyamayi EXAM kandupidicha thendi

Recharge for me

SMS by Junaid

Njan oralodu 30Rs recharg cheyan paranju Cheythilla!

Avane pambu KADICHU.

Mattoralodu paranju, cheythila

Avane vandi IDICHU!

Vere oruthan chaidhilla, avante Thaleyil THENGA VEENU

pls.. oru *30 Rs* Recharg cheyamo..

nannayikude?

SMS by shani

Bore adikunnundo da

Thinking what to do

open the zib

enter ur hands in between the zib

take out ur..

Book! Frm ur Bag n Study!

Nannayikoode. !

By shan

monkey .......... < >

SMS by Aswin rb

Da.... njan innu sherikum chammi. Ninte athe facecut athe hairstyle nee anenu vachu njan peru vilichapo

Athu thala chorinjitu maratinte mukalileku kayaripoyi. ! Mrninnnn

collegin marayathu

sreesankara colleginte varandhayiloode njan sign kittatha progress cardumayi nadannu....

Principlinte muriyil mathram kanduvarunna oru table fante kattundu....

Athu ente thalayilum nenjilum okke angane thattithadanju pokunnundayirunnu, oru semester kazhiyumthorum suppliyude ennam

koodi koodi vannu...

Annu a varandhayil vachu njan urappichu bsc orikkalum njan passavillennu

ennem konde povunnu..

funny sms for your

SMS by abulkhair

100% alukalil 30% alukal padikunno...

20% alukal chat cheyyunno....

20% alukal tv kanunno...

20% alukal uranguno...

10% alukal sms ayakunno....

"orukazhutha mathram njan ayacha sms vayikunno.... "

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