Malayalam SMS Jokes - Malayalam Comedy SMS Messages

Njan oralodu 30Rs recharg cheyan paranju Cheythilla!

Avane pambu KADICHU.

Mattoralodu paranju, cheythila

Avane vandi IDICHU!

Vere oruthan chaidhilla, avante Thaleyil THENGA VEENU

pls.. oru *30 Rs* Recharg cheyamo..

sardar: ne enthina engana karayunnad

T2u: enta kozhi chathu

Sradar: adhin enthina ne karayunnad, enta appan marichit polum njan karanjitilla

T2u: athin ninta appan "MUTTA"edarundo ؟؟؟

"Da nee veegam purathiraginilkk..
Njan ethaaa varunn....
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Namukk kakkan povaa da; )

Da.... njan innu sherikum chammi. Ninte athe facecut athe hairstyle nee anenu vachu njan peru vilichapo

Athu thala chorinjitu maratinte mukalileku kayaripoyi. ! Mrninnnn

Kalam mayikkatha murivundo

Kulichal pokatha azukkundo

Chirichal kanatha pallundo

Marakkan pattatha thettudo

Paranjal theeratha prashnagal undo

Ithellam vayichondirikkan ninekkentha vattundo

ha ha ha ha ha chiriku chiriku chirichu konde irikuu

come lets play "Ningalkkum aakam kodishwaran".

1. Nee po mone____

(Satheesa/Ganesa/Dinesa)

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2. Ayyappantamma _____chuttu.

(palappam/Neyappam/uthappam)

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3. Mazha mazha kuda kuda mazha vannaal______

(Veettipoda/Poppykuda/Irinjalakuda)

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4. Kaake kaake____evide

(veed/Kood/kunju)

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5. Chakkinu vechath______kondu

(Appanu/Kokkinu/mookkinu)

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6. Vannu kandu____adakki

(Shavam/Keezha/Pandaaram)

7. Kaala kidakum ____odum (pasu/kayar/P T usha)..

Ini oru short break,

"DHE POYI. . . DHA VANNU.. . "

by

faslu rahman. c

faslurahmanc3@gmail. com

100% alukalil 30% alukal padikunno...

20% alukal chat cheyyunno....

20% alukal tv kanunno...

20% alukal uranguno...

10% alukal sms ayakunno....

"orukazhutha mathram njan ayacha sms vayikunno.... "

Ekbar dada ko apple company ke malik akar bole, dada mera product bech nahi raha. Dada gusse se bole ai ghal tabhi nikla. iphone, ipad. thats original knowledge

Tin2mon: L K G kuttigalk tution yedhukunnu. 2*2 yethra kittum pingi para
pingi: 8
tin2: midukhi.
Undappan: yedha aval parannad thettallay. pinney yendina nhi avaley chumma abinandichad

Tin2: innaley varey aval parannad 20 yenna. enn adh 8 leke vannu. enhi aval shari uttaram parayan vendhi prolsahippichada

Njan veruthe malappuram city roadilude nadannu

theaturinte aduthathiyappol njan kandu

AYALUM NJANUM THAMMIL 5 kalikal

kalam poya pokku

SUPER JOK.........

Ee mesg vayikkunnavar PATTI..

Vayikkathirikunnavar

PATTY KUTTY..

Delete cheythal

PEAPPATTY..

Save cheythal THENDI PATTY...

Vayichu chirichal MARAPPATTY...

Dheshyappettal PODA PATTY...

Thirichu sms ayachal KAZHUTHA...

Ayakathirunnal MARAKKAZHUTHA...

Call cheythal KOVER KAZHUTHA..... Miss adichal EACHI...

Onnum cheyyathirunnal KANJI..

Ini nee enthu cheyyum. ?

Father Vargees bus yathrakkidayil aduth ninna penkuttiyude thudayil pidichu,

appol kutti acho.. thankal Bible puthiya niyamam 12: 13 vayikko.. Lajja thoniya achan busirangi palliyil chenu Bible vayichu.. athil ingane kandu "makane ninte kaikal alpam koodi melpot uyarthoo avideyaanu swargaRajyam. "!

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By snf

NJAN RATHIRIYIL EKADESHAM 1 MANI

SAMAYATHU SHMASHANATHINTEA ADUTHU

KOODI NADANNU POKUMPOL ENTEA MUMBIL

ATHA ORU "YAKSHI"YAKSHI PARANHU NAJAN

NITEA BLOOD KUDIKAN POKANU haha.

UNDANEA NJAN URAKKEA VILICHU PARANHU

ENIKU "AIDS"UNDANNU.. PINNEA YAKSHIYEA AA VAYIKONNUM KANDITTILLA...

Ambalathil cheripp azhichu vekkumbolum,

Mis call adikumbozhum,

Manassil oreyoru vicharam mathrame undayirunnullu.................

Daivame oruthanum edukkaruthe................ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Dear customer,

ningaluday snehathinte validity kuranch kondu irikkunnu dhayavayi 1mesg cheythu ningalude sneham rcrg cheyyuka

my no: 9747490388

gud ni8

Wife: Ingane kudichal Ningada karalu pogum manushya Hsband: Neeyalledi Ente karal...... Wife: Athu Thanneya paranjathu Njan Vallaventem kude povumenu.......... !

vaakkukal parajayapedumbol

kannukal samsarikum

kannukal parajayapedumbol

hrudayam samsarikum

hrudayam parajayapedumbozho

pinne onnum nokkanda mookil panji vachal mathi

innenik randil onn aryanam..

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Enickaryam ninack kazhiyillenn..

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Ithan patya avasaram,

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Parayu..

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Ishtamalle..

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Ninack..

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"CHACKA PUZHUNGYATH"

100 pusthakaghal padikunnathinekal nallath oru budhishyaliyod 10 minuts samsarikunnathanu..

So,

Njan eppol freeyaa..

Pakshe ithoru sheelamakaruth ketto!

Hi frnds iam rabeeath from malappuram.

Nalla message ehi numberil send cheyyuga.

9895284374

Bore adikunnundo da

Thinking what to do

open the zib

enter ur hands in between the zib

take out ur..

Book! Frm ur Bag n Study!

Nannayikoode. !

By shan

Oru Penkutty chardhichal

Amma: Ethavanadi Aa Thendi.

Oru Aan kutty chardhichal Achan: Eda Thendi Nee Innum vellamadichu le. !

Aaru Chardichalum 'Thendi' AanuThanne. !!

sreesankara colleginte varandhayiloode njan sign kittatha progress cardumayi nadannu....

Principlinte muriyil mathram kanduvarunna oru table fante kattundu....

Athu ente thalayilum nenjilum okke angane thattithadanju pokunnundayirunnu, oru semester kazhiyumthorum suppliyude ennam

koodi koodi vannu...

Annu a varandhayil vachu njan urappichu bsc orikkalum njan passavillennu

ennem konde povunnu..

Innu raatri,

Palapoo ninakku

vendi mathram viriyum....

"Prethangal"ninakku koottu kidakkum...

"Chaathanmar"ninakku taaraattu paadum...

"Yakshikal"oru nizhal pole ninte pirakil undavum...

"Pisaachukkal"nee urangumbol kaval nilkum...

Janalin idayiloode"Aatmaakal"ninnodu samsarikum...

"Marichavar"aduthu nilkkunnathu pole ninaku thonnum...

"Savangal"ninte swapnathil kadannuvarum..

Any way

GoOd NiGhT 'n' sWeEt dReEmS

Tintumonum dundumolum pranayathil,

dundu-shajahan mumthasinu vendi thajmahal nirmichu, njan marichal ne enikku vendi enda paniyuka

Tintu-ne marichu kayinjal, ninte peril njan oru valiya kettidam paniyum

dundu-ennit

tintu-njan adinte vadaka kond sukamayonn jevikkum!!!!

By Sainul- 9895067772{sms send "FUNNY"to 9895067772}

Swargathil elavarkum oro clock und.

Nammal oru papam cheythal athinte sooji oru thavana karangum.

Mother teresayude clock ithu vare karangiyittila.

Gandijiyudeth oru thavana karangi.

U clock avaripol TABLE FAN aayi use cheyyuva, ...

Oru sad news und dont be upset
nee arinjo nammude kannan marichu: -)
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Marathil ninnu veenathanu pavam annarakannan: -)

1999 le onam masathil boys in dress shope"

boy: chetta oru pant's um pine oru shirt um "

in 2012

boy: chetta oru jockey jetty um "jeans um pine jacket um "

in 2020

boy: hey dude one jockey jetty plz.....

Ningal Thirakittu Nadakumbol

"Oru karutha poocha"

Ningalude Munniloode Odi Poyal

Athinartham

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Karutha Poocha Ningalekal Thirakkilanu... !

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Thirakkilaanenkil kshamikuka.....

3 samshayangal theerkaanaa....

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1- kutoosan mayaviye pidikan upayogikunna kuppi full'inte aano atho paint'inte aano

2-mayaviyude brush kond kakkoos kayukaamo?

3-luttapiyude jetti Jockey aano Poomer aano

Reply pls....

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For more cntct me; )

-shanif@9746 33 23 44

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Dushta enneyonnum cheyyaruthu.

Dushta: vidada enne.....

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dushta..

Ente dushta

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