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  • Harpic magic

      Thaangal

      Colgate Upayogichu Nokiyo.

      Close Up Upayogichu Nokiyo.

      Pallu Veluthilla..

      Engil...

      Pepsodnt upayogikku 99% keedanukkalum chathu povum

      Ennittum veluthilla

      no raksha ennal eni,

      "HARPIC"

      Upayogiku...

      Eppol Kanam Magic... !!

    • funny SMS jokes

        vaakkukal parajayapedumbol

        kannukal samsarikum

        kannukal parajayapedumbol

        hrudayam samsarikum

        hrudayam parajayapedumbozho

        pinne onnum nokkanda mookil panji vachal mathi

      • KANNAN... Marichu:-)

          Oru sad news und dont be upset
          nee arinjo nammude kannan marichu: -)
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          Marathil ninnu veenathanu pavam annarakannan: -)

        • parayu..istamalle, ninak..?

            innenik randil onn aryanam..

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            Enickaryam ninack kazhiyillenn..

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            Ithan patya avasaram,

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            Parayu..

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            Ishtamalle..

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            Ninack..

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            "CHACKA PUZHUNGYATH"

          • jockey jetty

              1999 le onam masathil boys in dress shope"

              boy: chetta oru pant's um pine oru shirt um "

              in 2012

              boy: chetta oru jockey jetty um "jeans um pine jacket um "

              in 2020

              boy: hey dude one jockey jetty plz.....

            • sheelamaakanda

                100 pusthakaghal padikunnathinekal nallath oru budhishyaliyod 10 minuts samsarikunnathanu..

                So,

                Njan eppol freeyaa..

                Pakshe ithoru sheelamakaruth ketto!

              • E Girlsinte oru karyam...

                  Penkuttiyude

                  hridhayam

                  vellam

                  poleya..

                  aankuttiyudeth mobile poleyum.

                  mobile vellathil

                  veenalum

                  vellam mobilil

                  veenalum

                  mobilinanu ked.

                  display adichu pokum!

                  By kmisbahu@gmail. com

                  +918907060209

                • no title needed;)

                    Ningal Thirakittu Nadakumbol

                    "Oru karutha poocha"

                    Ningalude Munniloode Odi Poyal

                    Athinartham

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                    Karutha Poocha Ningalekal Thirakkilanu... !

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                    Thirakkilaanenkil kshamikuka.....

                    3 samshayangal theerkaanaa....

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                    1- kutoosan mayaviye pidikan upayogikunna kuppi full'inte aano atho paint'inte aano

                    2-mayaviyude brush kond kakkoos kayukaamo?

                    3-luttapiyude jetti Jockey aano Poomer aano

                    Reply pls....

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                    For more cntct me; )

                    -shanif@9746 33 23 44

                  • Balalsangam yuvathi

                      BALALSANGAM

                      Yuvathi:

                      Dushta enneyonnum cheyyaruthu.

                      Dushta: vidada enne.....

                      Dushta enne vidan

                      dushta..

                      Ente dushta

                      dushtetaaa ...... aaa

                    • Ayalum Nanum thammil

                        Njan veruthe malappuram city roadilude nadannu

                        theaturinte aduthathiyappol njan kandu

                        AYALUM NJANUM THAMMIL 5 kalikal

                        kalam poya pokku

                      • ഒരു ചെറിയ സംശയം

                          ഒരു ചെറിയ സംശയം

                          നമ്മുടെ ഗോഡ്‌ഫാദര്‍ സിനിമയില്‍. കനകയുടെ ക്ലാസ്സില്‍ ആണ് ജഗദീഷും മുകേഷും,

                          പടികുന്നത് എന്ന്വീടുകരോട് അവള്‍ പറയുന്നുണ്ട് ചിലപ്പോ ജഗദീഷിനെ രക്ഷപെടുത്താന്‍ വേണ്ടി പറഞ്ഞതായിരിക്കും

                          എന്തായാലും കഥയുടെ ഫ്ലാഷ്ബാക്ക് ഇലേക്ക് പോയാല്‍, .. തിലകന്റെ അനിയന്‍ ആണ് മുകേഷ്‌

                          തിലകന്‍റെ കല്യാണപെണ്ണായിരുന്നു കനകയുടെ അമ്മ.. പക്ഷെ കല്യാണം നടന്നില്ല.. അന്ന് അടിയായി മുകേഷിന്‍റെ അമ്മ മരിച്ചു.. അഞ്ഞൂറാന്‍ ജയിലിലും പോയി.. പെണ്ണിനെ കനകയുടെ അച്ഛന് കെട്ടിച്ചും കൊടുത്തു "അപ്പോ മുകേഷ്‌ എങ്ങനെ ഉണ്ടായി

                          !!!!!"

                          ഇനി തിലകന്‍റെ കല്യാണത്തിന് മുന്‍പാണ്‌ മുകേഷ്‌ ജനിച്ചത് എങ്കില്‍.. മുകേഷും കനകയും എങ്ങനെ ഒരേ ക്ലാസ്സില്‍ വന്നു

                          മുകേഷ്‌ സ്കൂളില്‍ തോറ്റു പോയോ

                          ഇ ചോദ്യത്തില്‍ എന്തെങ്കിലും തെറ്റുണ്ടെങ്കില്‍ മാപ്പകുക....

                        • luttapyyyyyyyyyyy

                            luttappye kaanmanilla !!!!!

                            evidepoyi..... olicho aavo

                            kandupidiche...... !!!!!

                            kallaaaaa !!!!

                            evide erikayanalle.....

                            mobilum njekki kondirunnall manasilaavilennu vicharicho? luttapyyyyy

                          • padanam tudangiyappol....

                              Padikanayi book thurannapol athil oru chatha kothuku,

                              oh, god, ente padanam karanam oru jeevanum athinte kudumbavum.

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                              Illa

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                              Ini book thurakkilla. !

                              +GUD NITE+

                            • aaru aare chadhichu ???

                                A B C D

                                A kku C ye ishttamaanu pakshe C B ye aanu sneham pakshe C B ye snehikunnathinu mumbe D B ye snehichirunnu Ennal B A ye aanu snehikunnadh ...

                                Ithil aaru aare chadhichu

                                utharam kittiyal 9895132701 ennadhileku sms ayakkuka

                              • Balalsangam

                                  Oru judge balalsanga casele prathikku Rs: 100500/- shiksha vidichu.

                                  Enthukondanu Rs: 100500/- ennu chodicha pradiyodu

                                  Judge: Rs: 100000/- Balalsangathinum Rs: 500 vinoda nikuthiyum.

                                  9995050601

                                • pulangkan balik aku punya.......

                                    kau kenapa tak habis habis kacau hidup aku.... aku benci kau sangat tahu tak..... jangan ganggu aku lagi...

                                  • aanayum.....urumbum

                                      luttappye kaanmanillalo..

                                      evidepoyiii..

                                      kalla evide ollichirikkukayannale.... !!!

                                      kandupidiche !!!!

                                      mobilum njekki kondirunnaal manasilaavilennu vicharicho... ?

                                    • aanayum.....urumbum

                                        facebook dhurantha kadha....

                                        orikkal oru aanayum, urumbum parasparam kanathe facebokilude pranayichu .....

                                        aana urumbine comment's cheithu,,, ...

                                        aana, urumbinu msgukal ayachu...

                                        urumbu aanaku wall postukal koduthu,,

                                        aanayum, urumbum thammil thammil likes ukal kaimaari..

                                        chatukal pathivaayi.. angane urumbinde thalparyaprekaaram,, aanayude photo upload cheithu..

                                        urumbu athu kandu njetti...

                                        than snehichathu,,, oru aanaye aanennu manasilaakiya urumbu,,,, facebook deactivate cheithu, """

                                        angane oru sundaran urumbumaayi kaalyanavum kazhichuu...

                                        aana thande lover aaya urumbine kure nalukalaayulla anveshnathil kandethi... "urumbinde marriage kazhinjennu

                                        arinja aana urumbinde aduthu chennu.... paranju

                                        'silasila he sila.. "

                                      • dhukkam...

                                          Ente dhukkam njan ninnodu parayam!!

                                          Gfhgadyghjdjykhwdhydshm: edkjhdskjhdsmndsbndscghjncdgbcx dbncdbncbncxhgbcdghjcdhgdcjhgndschgdsghdsahg

                                          ente dhukkam ninakkonnum paranjal manassilaavilla....

                                        • Malayali....

                                            Malayalikalude oru kaaryam!

                                            Gvt. Busil kerilla.

                                            Gvt. Sklil padikilla.

                                            Gvt. Ration vangila.

                                            Gvt. Hospitalil pokila.

                                            Pakshe,

                                            Govt. Joli Venam!

                                            Great Malayalees.

                                          • Nee oru penkutti

                                              Nee oru penkuttye snehikkumol orkkuka.... Avalkku pru ammayundu, Avalkku vendi jeevikkunna oru achanundu, avale jeevanu thulyam snehikkunna angalamarundu, ivare ellam vanchichu innale kanda ninne aval snehikkukayanenkil nale aval ninneyum vanchikkum.

                                              Its not a sms, its a realitu

                                              by: All Kerala Nirasha Kamukans Association[ AKNKA ]

                                              by ₹₹₹₹shyam 9846 186 180

                                            • friendsine tholpikan

                                                Friendsine Tholpikani Aavilla Makkale. !

                                                Engane Clasil Kayarumennu Alochikumbol,

                                                Ticketumayi Vannu Cinemaku Kond Pokan Friends!

                                                Veetilirunu Borradikumbol,

                                                Mobilil vilichu Thonniyath Parayan Friends!

                                                Engane Exam Ezhuthumenu Aalochikumbol,

                                                Copy Aadikan Padipichu Tharan Friends!

                                                Oduvil Snehicha Pennum Upekshichapol,

                                                "Vidu Aliya, Aval Poyal avalude aniyathi.. "

                                                Ennu Parayanum Friends..

                                                Pokritharangal Cheythu Kootan Friendsinte Jeevitham Iniyum Baki...

                                              • Dont worry

                                                  ningale aaRenkilUm cheRippeduthErinhal DONT WORRY PakaRam AVARE pushppam Kond Eriyuka.....
                                                  But..

                                                  EriyunNathin munb mak SuRe dat chedI chatti kooDi adiyil undEnn!!!

                                                • Kallinte arikathu

                                                    paiyanoor college nde varathayilude njan kali kupi yum aayi nadannu.......

                                                    kizhakan keralathil maathram kandu varunna oru prethyekatharam paathira vaatu kendra mundu............

                                                    aa smell ente mudiyillum mukathum thati thadanju pokunnundaayirunnu......

                                                    kooduthal kooduthal erutillekku varum thorum aa vaatu manam koodi koodi vannu.........

                                                    avasanam kandethiiiiiiiiiiiiii......

                                                    appol njan manasilurapichu......

                                                    ee vattu kendram ennikullathanennu........

                                                    KutTu

                                                  • Kudiyan bhagavanodu

                                                      Marikkumbol kudiyanodu bhagavan: Avasanathe aagraham enthanu

                                                      Kudiyan: Adutha thavana 2 livar adhikam vachu viduka,

                                                      "

                                                      VENAMENKIL THAZHATHE ORU UNDA KURACHOLU"

                                                    • Plus2 in Marayathu

                                                        Kanjiracode Schoolinte varandaylude njan sign kitatha lab recordumai nadanu...

                                                        +2vil matram kanduvarunna oru pratyekatarm tholviyuda kaatu nd......

                                                        adhu ente thalayilum nenjilum oke angane tatti thadanju pokunundayirunnu...

                                                        oro exam kazyumbozum tholkuna vishayangalude ennam kudi kudi vannu...

                                                        Annu a varandayl vech njan urapchu..... +2nu njan orikalm pass akilanu!!; -)....

                                                      • gud nit dear friends & my friends

                                                          G♥U♥D

                                                          N♥I♥G♥H♥T

                                                          A♥N♥D

                                                          S♥W♥E♥E♥T

                                                          D♥R♥E♥A♥M♥S

                                                          B♥Y

                                                          ♥A♥R♥U♥N♥

                                                        • Apple in a day

                                                            An apple in a day... keeps doctor away... an apple in a day keeps doctor away... if the doctor is cute leave the fruit... : )

                                                          • hotalil kayariya oral

                                                              Hotelanennu karuthi barbershopil kayariya

                                                              oral"enthund kazhikkan? "

                                                              barber "shaddiyum baniyanum und kazhikkatte? ""

                                                            • A notice in a factory

                                                                A notice in a factory for girl workers: -

                                                                If your skirt is long, protect yourself from Engines…. If your skirt is short, protect yourself from Engineers …. !

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