Malayalam SMS Jokes - Malayalam Comedy SMS Messages
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Counting Stars
4 hai dear first count the star...
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entha enikazinjo ... nokane raville orothanmaru erinu nakshathram enunathe.. evanonum vere paniyille... Goooooooooood MorningSMS by Ratheesh Chandran -
mst humr gdnt msg
Inbox thurannal
Gd mng, Gd eve, Gd Nt
ingane oru koottam.
Hai, Hellow, Hw R U,
ingane vere oru koottam.
Vere chilar Tintu moneyum
Sardarineyum vidilla.
Mammoottiyeyum
Mohanlalineyum veruthe
vidilla.
Pinne, Ee msg 20 perk Fwd
cheithillenkil Daivam kannil
kuthumennu chilar, Fwd
cheithal etho oruthante
Appuppanu 5ps kittumennu
mattu chilar... ,
Hmmm......
Enthayalum ini njan vanna
karyathilekku kadakkam.. ,
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. GD NITESMS by nikhil kvlm -
Mullaperiyar
Mullaperiyar dam pottiyal
440 beveragum 337 BARukalum,
1785 kallushappukalum Ozhukippokum.
Save mullaperiyar(all kerala kudiyan's association) -
Ninte Kannil podiveenu.!
Snehikkunna manassinte nishabdamaya bashayanu kannuneer. ! Verute Irikkumbol kannu niranjal athinu oru kaaraname Ollu. . . . Ninte Kannil podiveenu. !
harisahs@ymail. com HARIS 9947 54 54 36
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500 Rs nte New NOKIA Mobile varunu
500 Rs nte New NOKIA Mobile varunu. !! Ithil Bluetooth Dual Sim 5 Megapixel Camera Touch Screen 3G 8GB Memory Video calling. . . . . . ONNuM ILLa !
harisahs@ymail. com HARIS 9947 54 54 36 -
Wonder!!!!!
Adhyame ninne njan onnu vanangatte...
Nee budhiyil oru aanayanu,
gambheeryathil nee oru simhamanu,
saundaryathil nee oru poochayanu,
vegathayil nee oru cheetappuliyanu,
mothathil nee oru "MANUSHYANE ALLA"
Ho!! Ellamkoodichernnu enthu mrugamano entho!! -
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"Njaan aaranennu thanikkariyillenkill than ennodu chodikku thaan aaranennu, appo njaan thanikku paranju tharaam njaanaaranennu. Ini than aaranennu thanikkariyillenkill thaan ennodu chodikku njaan aaraanennu, appo njaan thanikku paranju tharaam njaan aaranennum thaan aaraanennum. "
SMS by mashawap.com -
a smALL Pr0blEm
ORU SIMPLE PROBLEM...
Oru roominte rent Rs. 75. 3per share ettu. Oralude share Rs. 25. Total 75rupa. Rupa veroru aalude kaivasam ownerku koduthu vittu. Owner 70 rupa aduthittu bakki 5rupa ayalku koduthu. Ayal 2rupaku chayakudichu. Baki 3rupa 3perku 1rupa vechu thirichukoduthu. appole oralku chilavu 24rupa. So
24*3=72
chaya=2
then 72+2=74
Appole 1rupa avide. ? .
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Your Account hasbeen successfull Balence is__
ingane oru message ninte phonil orikkalenkilum vannittundo
Recharge cheyyunnavaikku mathrame ingane varoo....
Athukondanu ninakku inganathe message varathathu.
Vallappozhumenkilum onnu recharge cheyyade.... -
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Ninne kanan enthu bhamgi ennu ninte friendsukal parayarundo
Anganeyanenkil ninte friends valare vishala hridayaranu.
Athukondu nee kannadiyil nokkaruthu...
Changathi nannayal kannadi venda ennanallo,
athukondu nee kannadiyil nokki,
friends'ne kallanmarakkaruthu. -
Ninne njan vilichu...
Ninne njan ethra thavana vilichu,
nee varaamennu paranjathallathe nee vannilla innum nee vannillenkil
njan....
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"CHAANAKAM"vaaran vere aaline vilikkum, paranjekkam. -
ente valiya manassu!
Ee lokathil ettavum valuthayathenthaanu?
Kadal…?
Alla
Mala…?
Alla
Aakasam…?
Alla
Ariyille
Ninte potta cell phonilekku message ayakkunna ente valiya manassu!
HARIS harisahs@ymail. com 9947 54 54 36 -
Samsayikkanda Njan .........
Enikku ninte sauhrudam venam…
Enikku ninte sameepyam venam…
Enikku ninte sahayam venam…
Enikku ninte upadesam venam…
Enikku ninneppoleyaakanam…
Samsayikkanda
Njan nasikkan theerumanichu…
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kannadachal neeyanu..
>> >> >>> >>kannadachal neeyanu...........
Kannuthurannal neeyanu.......... Kannin munnil neeyanu.........
Evide nokkiyalum neeyanu........ ... .. "Pandaram E KOTHUKU"
HARIS harisahs@ymail. com 9947 54 54 36 -
Kalam mayikkatha murivundo?
Kalam mayikkatha murivundo
Kulichal pokatha azukkundo
Chirichal kanatha pallundo
Marakkan pattatha thettudo
Paranjal theeratha prashnagal undo
Ithellam vayichondirikkan ninekkentha vattundo
HARIS harisahs@ymail. com 9947 54 54 36 -
chuvanna kannukal...
Nintey aaa chuvanna kannukal...
Choodulla Nishwasangal.....
Virayarnna shariram...
Thuduatha Chundukal....
Hoooo.....
Samshayamillla
Chickun Guniya thanneey!!!!!!
HARIS harisahs@ymail. com 9947 54 54 36 -
Shambu khaini
Oru appooppan, kadayile alodu:
shanbu undo
Kadakkaran: ethu shambuva, thengu kayaran pokunna shambuvano
Appooppan: athalla vaayilidunna shambuvinte karyama.
Kadakkaran: oh! Nammude flute shambu, avan ippol aa paripadiyokke nirthi ippo sms vayikkukaya. -
worlds funniest sms
priya suhruthukkale......
Njan vannirikkunnath oru thamasha parayanane......
ee thamasha ningla ithuvare ketatundakilla....
Karanam.....
Ee comedy
Njan adichumatiyatho sms vito alla....
Ente jeevithathil nadanna oru sambavam kooodiyane.......
Ee oru thamasha...... Athundavan karanam.....
Enikku pattiya cheriyoru abadhamane.....
Mattullavarude jeevithathil pattunna abadhangalanallo ee thamasha aayi marunnath....
Allathe atharum swanthamayi ezhuthunnathalla....
Nhan parayan pokunna ee thamasha oralude jeevitham nasipichitund.....
Pakshe bakiyullavar ippolum athorthum, vayichu rasikunnu......
Kshamikkuka ennod.... Njan ithu vare thamasha paranjillallo....
Ningalk deshyam vannituundennariyam.....
Boradichu thudangiyalle.....
Chilappo ningal vicharikkummm
Njan thudakkam inganeyoke paranjit avasanam kolamakumennu....
Angane orikalum vicharikanda...
Njan paranjitte poku,,,,,
Ee thamashayile kadha pathrangal oru kootam vidhyarthikalane.....
Oru vidyalayathile interval samayathanu ith nadakunnath....
Situation ithane..... Kurach kuttikal kalich chirich varanthayil nilkunnu.....
Appol kootathil smart aaya oruthan aduthu nilkunnavante pocketil ninnum oru 50 rupa note eduthu......
Avan kash chodichu....
Ivan koduthilla...
Avane kalipikkan theerumanichu.....
Kurach neram kalipichu....
Aa vazhi athilkoode classile oru penkutti vannu..... Ivan aa kash avalk koduthu....
Aval chirichukond athu vangi........
Appol kootathil bodhamillatha oruthante comment
Ithu ninte innathe kooli....
Avan ente
Baki njan pinne parayam
Urakkam varunnu
Gud nyt frnds.... -
Eangane-eangane-eangane
salya peduthuvanel sorry.... Oru samsayam theerkaana ...................................................
kuttoosan maayaviye pidikkunna kuppi Fullinte aaano Paint'inte aano?SMS by Balu,8089451711 -
Just read it
Ninakayanu njan kathirikunnathu
Ninakayanu njan geevikunnathu
Nee ennileku varuna aa nimishathinayi njan kathorthirikum
Vaikathe varile nee
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Univesity exam 2012SMS by Ponnu sudesh -
uRekaAa..!!
“Cream biscutil cream undayirikum pakshe
tiger biscutil orikkalum tiger undayirikilla !
santosh pandit (Super star)SMS by Semi RockSs!! -
Ans parayamo?
Budhi undenkil marupadi ayakkoo...... Ee sitil ans ettal madi ok
oral oru reshan kadayil enna vangan poyi,
ayalk vendath 5 ltr,
avide ulla ake enna 10 ltr, avide alakan ulla paathram 3 ltrinte,
ayal kondu vanna paathram 7 ltr,
engane ayalk 5 ltr alannu kodukum
Budiyullavar ans ayakku.. -
chumma chumma chumma
Nee orikkal fridginu munnil poyi ninnappol
fridge paranju "cool"incide and "fool"outside.
pinnorikkal nee computerinu munnil irunnappol
computer paranju "intel"inside and "mentel"outside.
orikkal nee bed (metha)il kayari kidannappol bed
paranju "panji"akathum "kanji"purathum........SMS by ratheesh anchal -
Answer parayamo?????
Questian shraddichu vayikkuka.
Orukoottam kilikal(birds) parannu pokukayayirunnu,
appol thazhe ninnu oru kili avarodu chodichu,
ningal ethra perundu
Appol kottathil oru kili paranju,
njangalum, njangalodoppavum,
njangalil pakuthiyum, athinte
pakuthiyum, neeyum chernal
"100"akum.
ENKIL PARANNU POKUNNA AKE KILIKALUDE ENNAM ETHRA
Budhiyulla friend'kale kandu pidichu prokeralayiloode ariyikkumallo.... VEGAMAKATTE EE ANUKOOLYAM KURACHU DIVASATHEKKU MATHRAM. -
Greegorian vs mango
Vikariyachan manga kazhichukondirikkumbol sister kayarivannu oru mango piece achan sister'nu koduthu mango'yude taste ishtamaya sister mangoyude peru chodichu,
thante peranu chodichathennu karuthi achan greegorios ennu paranju..
Pokumbol sister achanodu paranju: GREEGORIOS'nte andi enikku tharumo kuzhichidana.