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  • Counting Stars

      4 hai dear first count the star...

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      entha enikazinjo ... nokane raville orothanmaru erinu nakshathram enunathe.. evanonum vere paniyille... Goooooooooood Morning

    • mst humr gdnt msg

        Inbox thurannal

        Gd mng, Gd eve, Gd Nt

        ingane oru koottam.

        Hai, Hellow, Hw R U,

        ingane vere oru koottam.

        Vere chilar Tintu moneyum

        Sardarineyum vidilla.

        Mammoottiyeyum

        Mohanlalineyum veruthe

        vidilla.

        Pinne, Ee msg 20 perk Fwd

        cheithillenkil Daivam kannil

        kuthumennu chilar, Fwd

        cheithal etho oruthante

        Appuppanu 5ps kittumennu

        mattu chilar... ,

        Hmmm......

        Enthayalum ini njan vanna

        karyathilekku kadakkam.. ,

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        . GD NITE

      • naam baatane ka tarika

          tera intjaar harpal karna

          yahi hamara kam h

          hum tume dil se chahte h

          RAJ hamara naam h....

        • SREEGALUDA KAZHIVU

            sreegaluda kaikalku oru amanoshika kazhivondu, Avar oru vasthu thodal nimisha naram kondu athu 4 irattiyavom, odaharanam,,, "CHAPATHI"GEETHA "9747799566"

          • Mullaperiyar

              Mullaperiyar dam pottiyal

              440 beveragum 337 BARukalum,
              1785 kallushappukalum Ozhukippokum.
              Save mullaperiyar(all kerala kudiyan's association)

            • Ninte Kannil podiveenu.!

                Snehikkunna manassinte nishabdamaya bashayanu kannuneer. ! Verute Irikkumbol kannu niranjal athinu oru kaaraname Ollu. . . . Ninte Kannil podiveenu. !

                harisahs@ymail. com HARIS 9947 54 54 36

              • 500 Rs nte New NOKIA Mobile varunu

                  500 Rs nte New NOKIA Mobile varunu. !! Ithil Bluetooth Dual Sim 5 Megapixel Camera Touch Screen 3G 8GB Memory Video calling. . . . . . ONNuM ILLa !

                  harisahs@ymail. com HARIS 9947 54 54 36

                • Wonder!!!!!

                    Adhyame ninne njan onnu vanangatte...
                    Nee budhiyil oru aanayanu,

                    gambheeryathil nee oru simhamanu,

                    saundaryathil nee oru poochayanu,

                    vegathayil nee oru cheetappuliyanu,

                    mothathil nee oru "MANUSHYANE ALLA"
                    Ho!! Ellamkoodichernnu enthu mrugamano entho!!

                  • Bathing joke

                      Nayanthara and kavya madhavan are bathing..

                      Appol kavya: ente avide muzuvan pullu pidichu kidakuva.. Ninte avide entha oru pullu polum illallo

                      nayans: national highveyil nee pull kandittundodi..

                    • mashawap.com

                        ‎"Njaan aaranennu thanikkariyillenkill than ennodu chodikku thaan aaranennu, appo njaan thanikku paranju tharaam njaanaaranennu. Ini than aaranennu thanikkariyillenkill thaan ennodu chodikku njaan aaraanennu, appo njaan thanikku paranju tharaam njaan aaranennum thaan aaraanennum. "

                      • a smALL Pr0blEm

                          ORU SIMPLE PROBLEM...

                          Oru roominte rent Rs. 75. 3per share ettu. Oralude share Rs. 25. Total 75rupa. Rupa veroru aalude kaivasam ownerku koduthu vittu. Owner 70 rupa aduthittu bakki 5rupa ayalku koduthu. Ayal 2rupaku chayakudichu. Baki 3rupa 3perku 1rupa vechu thirichukoduthu. appole oralku chilavu 24rupa. So

                          24*3=72

                          chaya=2

                          then 72+2=74

                          Appole 1rupa avide. ? .

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                          . Vegam para 

                        • Great Lazynes

                            "I wil always choose a Lazy person to do a difficult job

                            bcoz,

                            Definitely he wil find an easy way to do it"

                            -BillGates

                            Proud to b lazy... Lik me he he

                          • ?????!!!!!

                              Your Account hasbeen successfull Balence is__

                              ingane oru message ninte phonil orikkalenkilum vannittundo

                              Recharge cheyyunnavaikku mathrame ingane varoo....
                              Athukondanu ninakku inganathe message varathathu.
                              Vallappozhumenkilum onnu recharge cheyyade....

                            • ?????!!!!!

                                Ninne kanan enthu bhamgi ennu ninte friendsukal parayarundo

                                Anganeyanenkil ninte friends valare vishala hridayaranu.

                                Athukondu nee kannadiyil nokkaruthu...

                                Changathi nannayal kannadi venda ennanallo,

                                athukondu nee kannadiyil nokki,

                                friends'ne kallanmarakkaruthu.

                              • Ninne njan vilichu...

                                  Ninne njan ethra thavana vilichu,
                                  nee varaamennu paranjathallathe nee vannilla innum nee vannillenkil
                                  njan....
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                                  "CHAANAKAM"vaaran vere aaline vilikkum, paranjekkam.

                                • boys&girl

                                    Superb Lovers!

                                    Girl: Ente purse roomil vechu marannu, ninte kayyil 1000rs undo valare urgenta.

                                    Boy: Inna 10rs, auto pidichu roomil chennu pursedutho.

                                    "Boys Rockz"

                                  • ente valiya manassu!

                                      Ee lokathil ettavum valuthayathenthaanu?

                                      Kadal…?

                                      Alla

                                      Mala…?

                                      Alla

                                      Aakasam…?

                                      Alla

                                      Ariyille

                                      Ninte potta cell phonilekku message ayakkunna ente valiya manassu!

                                      HARIS harisahs@ymail. com 9947 54 54 36

                                    • Samsayikkanda Njan .........

                                        Enikku ninte sauhrudam venam…

                                        Enikku ninte sameepyam venam…

                                        Enikku ninte sahayam venam…

                                        Enikku ninte upadesam venam…

                                        Enikku ninneppoleyaakanam…

                                        Samsayikkanda

                                        Njan nasikkan theerumanichu…

                                        HARIS Harisahs@ymail. com 9947 54 54 36

                                      • kannadachal neeyanu..

                                          >> >> >>> >>kannadachal neeyanu...........

                                          Kannuthurannal neeyanu.......... Kannin munnil neeyanu.........

                                          Evide nokkiyalum neeyanu........ ... .. "Pandaram E KOTHUKU"

                                          HARIS harisahs@ymail. com 9947 54 54 36

                                        • Kalam mayikkatha murivundo?

                                            Kalam mayikkatha murivundo

                                            Kulichal pokatha azukkundo

                                            Chirichal kanatha pallundo

                                            Marakkan pattatha thettudo

                                            Paranjal theeratha prashnagal undo

                                            Ithellam vayichondirikkan ninekkentha vattundo

                                            HARIS harisahs@ymail. com 9947 54 54 36

                                          • chuvanna kannukal...

                                              Nintey aaa chuvanna kannukal...

                                              Choodulla Nishwasangal.....

                                              Virayarnna shariram...

                                              Thuduatha Chundukal....

                                              Hoooo.....

                                              Samshayamillla

                                              Chickun Guniya thanneey!!!!!!

                                              HARIS harisahs@ymail. com 9947 54 54 36

                                            • Shambu khaini

                                                Oru appooppan, kadayile alodu:
                                                shanbu undo

                                                Kadakkaran: ethu shambuva, thengu kayaran pokunna shambuvano

                                                Appooppan: athalla vaayilidunna shambuvinte karyama.
                                                Kadakkaran: oh! Nammude flute shambu, avan ippol aa paripadiyokke nirthi ippo sms vayikkukaya.

                                              • worlds funniest sms

                                                  priya suhruthukkale......

                                                  Njan vannirikkunnath oru thamasha parayanane......

                                                  ee thamasha ningla ithuvare ketatundakilla....

                                                  Karanam.....

                                                  Ee comedy

                                                  Njan adichumatiyatho sms vito alla....

                                                  Ente jeevithathil nadanna oru sambavam kooodiyane.......

                                                  Ee oru thamasha...... Athundavan karanam.....

                                                  Enikku pattiya cheriyoru abadhamane.....

                                                  Mattullavarude jeevithathil pattunna abadhangalanallo ee thamasha aayi marunnath....

                                                  Allathe atharum swanthamayi ezhuthunnathalla....

                                                  Nhan parayan pokunna ee thamasha oralude jeevitham nasipichitund.....

                                                  Pakshe bakiyullavar ippolum athorthum, vayichu rasikunnu......

                                                  Kshamikkuka ennod.... Njan ithu vare thamasha paranjillallo....

                                                  Ningalk deshyam vannituundennariyam.....

                                                  Boradichu thudangiyalle.....

                                                  Chilappo ningal vicharikkummm

                                                  Njan thudakkam inganeyoke paranjit avasanam kolamakumennu....

                                                  Angane orikalum vicharikanda...

                                                  Njan paranjitte poku,,,,,

                                                  Ee thamashayile kadha pathrangal oru kootam vidhyarthikalane.....

                                                  Oru vidyalayathile interval samayathanu ith nadakunnath....

                                                  Situation ithane..... Kurach kuttikal kalich chirich varanthayil nilkunnu.....

                                                  Appol kootathil smart aaya oruthan aduthu nilkunnavante pocketil ninnum oru 50 rupa note eduthu......

                                                  Avan kash chodichu....

                                                  Ivan koduthilla...

                                                  Avane kalipikkan theerumanichu.....

                                                  Kurach neram kalipichu....

                                                  Aa vazhi athilkoode classile oru penkutti vannu..... Ivan aa kash avalk koduthu....

                                                  Aval chirichukond athu vangi........

                                                  Appol kootathil bodhamillatha oruthante comment

                                                  Ithu ninte innathe kooli....

                                                  Avan ente

                                                  Baki njan pinne parayam

                                                  Urakkam varunnu

                                                  Gud nyt frnds....

                                                • Eangane-eangane-eangane

                                                    salya peduthuvanel sorry.... Oru samsayam theerkaana ...................................................

                                                    kuttoosan maayaviye pidikkunna kuppi Fullinte aaano Paint'inte aano?

                                                  • Just read it

                                                      Ninakayanu njan kathirikunnathu

                                                      Ninakayanu njan geevikunnathu

                                                      Nee ennileku varuna aa nimishathinayi njan kathorthirikum

                                                      Vaikathe varile nee

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                                                      Univesity exam 2012

                                                    • uRekaAa..!!

                                                        “Cream biscutil cream undayirikum pakshe

                                                        tiger biscutil orikkalum tiger undayirikilla !

                                                        santosh pandit (Super star)

                                                      • Ans parayamo?

                                                          Budhi undenkil marupadi ayakkoo...... Ee sitil ans ettal madi ok

                                                          oral oru reshan kadayil enna vangan poyi,

                                                          ayalk vendath 5 ltr,

                                                          avide ulla ake enna 10 ltr, avide alakan ulla paathram 3 ltrinte,

                                                          ayal kondu vanna paathram 7 ltr,

                                                          engane ayalk 5 ltr alannu kodukum

                                                          Budiyullavar ans ayakku..

                                                        • chumma chumma chumma

                                                            Nee orikkal fridginu munnil poyi ninnappol

                                                            fridge paranju "cool"incide and "fool"outside.

                                                            pinnorikkal nee computerinu munnil irunnappol

                                                            computer paranju "intel"inside and "mentel"outside.

                                                            orikkal nee bed (metha)il kayari kidannappol bed

                                                            paranju "panji"akathum "kanji"purathum........

                                                          • Answer parayamo?????

                                                              Questian shraddichu vayikkuka.
                                                              Orukoottam kilikal(birds) parannu pokukayayirunnu,
                                                              appol thazhe ninnu oru kili avarodu chodichu,
                                                              ningal ethra perundu

                                                              Appol kottathil oru kili paranju,

                                                              njangalum, njangalodoppavum,

                                                              njangalil pakuthiyum, athinte

                                                              pakuthiyum, neeyum chernal
                                                              "100"akum.

                                                              ENKIL PARANNU POKUNNA AKE KILIKALUDE ENNAM ETHRA

                                                              Budhiyulla friend'kale kandu pidichu prokeralayiloode ariyikkumallo.... VEGAMAKATTE EE ANUKOOLYAM KURACHU DIVASATHEKKU MATHRAM.

                                                            • Greegorian vs mango

                                                                Vikariyachan manga kazhichukondirikkumbol sister kayarivannu oru mango piece achan sister'nu koduthu mango'yude taste ishtamaya sister mangoyude peru chodichu,
                                                                thante peranu chodichathennu karuthi achan greegorios ennu paranju..
                                                                Pokumbol sister achanodu paranju: GREEGORIOS'nte andi enikku tharumo kuzhichidana.

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