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  • It is belong to Sex shayari !

    | SMS by SARFRAJ HUSSAIN

    Jindagi ek jhand hai , fir v ghamand hai ! Jo hr larke k pass hota hai , wahi mre pass v lund hai !

  • Hot funny comedy

    | SMS by Ajeesh Gopu

    Tintu mon palacharakku kadayillll
    kadakaran : m enthu venam??
    Tintu : 2 muttayum ariyum!...
    Kadakaran : ennal ariyada mutta patty...

  • Tintu's exam in CBCSS (Grading with GPA)

    | SMS by Joe Kayamkulam

    Sir: entha tintu ne exam paperil kallu (stone) pothinju vakunath?

    Tintu: sir, weightage nokiya mark idunath enu enik ariyam. Kurach weight kootana...

  • dundumol kinatil tintumon is always cool

    | SMS by Joe Kayamkulam

    Kinatil kidanu Dundu: da tintu enik neenthal ariyathilada!!!!

    Tintu: Dundu vishamikathe. Elavarkum elaam ariyanam enu ila. Entae karyam nok. Enik paadan ariyila enu vach athum paranju nadakarundo?

  • Kathakali book cheyyan vanna tintu

    | SMS by Cat Zipata

    Kadhakali book cheyyan vanna kadhakalikkaranodu: Enthu kaliya ullathu
    Kadhakalikkaran: Keechakavadham
    Tintu: Etharyavum
    Kadhakalikkaran: 10000
    Tinutu: Kurayumo
    Kadhakalikkaran: Illa
    Tintu: Enthelum onnu kurakku...kollendaonnu pedippichu vittal mathi

  • chumma ......

    | SMS by Shan 9605545046

    Tintu : Ammee Ee Mutta Eduthond Pooo...
    Enik Kaanandaaa...
    Amma : Enthu pattiyadaaa mone mutta
    kayikunnath nallathalle...
    Tintu : Ee Mutta Kaanumbo Enik kanakkin
    Kittiya Maark Oorma varunnu...
    Kondu pooo ee mutta kandu kandu
    Beruthupoooyi....

  • Cumma oru .....

    | SMS by Shan 9605545046

    Tintu_Mon : Njan Jenikkunnathin munb Amma
    Enne Kanditundoo...???
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    Tintu : Appol Njan Janichathin Shesham
    Engane Enne Manassilaayi...??

    Shan

  • Intresting joke

    | SMS by letthi kavu

    tintumon hoteliel poi
    chicken 65 order chaithu
    kaichu
    bill pay chaithu
    No Comedy
    thopiche....

    by letthi popzing

  • Tintu mon rocks

    3 couples and including tintu mon and his wife

    1st couple :- aa sughar ingu iduthey panchaarey

    2nd couple :- aa liver ingu iduthey karaley

    3rd couple tintu mon and wife :- wife kandilley manushya avarudey sneha praghadanam ennode ithuvarey snehathodey paranjittundo
    tintu mon :- aaa beef ingu iduthey pothey

    Tintu Mon Rocks

  • TINTU IN TEA SHOP

    | SMS by Mohammed Azeez

    (Tintu mon chaayakadayil)
    tintu:chetta ee flaskil ethra tea kollum
    tea man:1....,2.....,3....,oru 6 tea kollum
    tintu:annaal (3 kattan),(2coffee),(1tea) vegam akatte

  • UPUMAV ALAKKAAN

    | SMS by Ashfaq Tk

    Physics classil
    Teacher:Tintuu ooshmav alakunnath enth upakaranathinte perenth?
    (Urangikondirikkunnu tintu chaadiyezhunnet):Chatukam
    Teacher: Njan entha chodiche?
    Tintu:Upumav ilakkunna upakaranathinte peralle

    One and only
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  • ante hridayam ambalamala

    | SMS by Vidya Kiran

    tint u Thant loverinod : priye nine Nan ante hridayathilek kshenikate
    lover : nan cherup urano
    tintu : venda ante hridayam ambalamala cherip etondum varam

  • Hiiiiiiiiiii du du

    | SMS by Shan 9605545046

    Tin2:-Nee SACHINE kandittundo? Ikku:-Pinnallathe
    enik
    Budhi vacha kalam muthal kanan
    thudangiyathanu.
    Tin2:-Appol Nee ithuvare
    Kandittille?

    9605545046

  • Nokanda Unni Ith Njan Alla

    | SMS by Shan 9605545046

    Doctor:ningal budhi
    ullavanano? Tintu:atheDr:ennal
    ningale pallillatha naya kadichal
    enthu cheyyum? Tintumon:sooji
    illatha injection vekum..

  • 4 All vistrz

    | SMS by Shan 9605545046

    Girl: Njan ninte kude
    bikeil pokunath ente achan
    kandeda .
    Boy: Ayyo! Ennit enthayi.? Girl:Enthakan..! businte paisa
    thirichu vangi!

  • kallan enna peru

    | SMS by Raziya

    Tintumon said to dundumon when dundu got first rank in UKG B:

    "Kallan ennu peru veezunna poleyaa schoolil "Padipist"enna peru veezhunnathu...

    Thechalum, maychalum pokilla...

    Nammal sookshichaal namukku kollam.. Enikku athraye parayaanullu

  • Tin2 and frnd in shop

    | SMS by Raziya

    Tin2 n frnd shopil ulli vaangan poyi...

    Frnd to salesman: 1

    litre ulli.
    Ithu kettu sardar bayangara chiri

    Frnd: entha?

    Tin2: potta, nammal kuppi eduthilla!!

  • Exam of tin2...

    | SMS by Raziya

    Father: examinu nee thottaal pinne enne acha ennu vilikkanda.

    Kurachu divasam kazhinju

    Father: enthayi result?

    Tin2: Sorry da aliya. 5 subjectinu potti machaa..

  • Nammalude veedallallo

    | SMS by Raziya

    Wife:
    Bhoomi kulungunnundennu thonnunnu!!!
    veedu ipol veezhum !

    Tin2:
    Nee kidannu urngan nokku. Nammude veedu allallo.. Vaadaka veedalle..

  • Tin2 Gramasabhayil

    | SMS by Raziya

    Tin2: Graamasabhayil ivide oru paalam venam

    Member: paalamo?

    Tin2: athe

    Member: athinu ivide puzha illallo.

    Tin2: ennal oru puzhayum venam!!!

  • Bharyayude kidnap

    | SMS by Raziya

    Tin2: My wife kidnapped

    POSTMAN: Ithu post office anu

    mister police station alla.

    Tin2: Sorry, santhosham kondu kannu kaanan pattunnilla!!

  • overspeeding tin2

    | SMS by raziya

    overspeedil bike odicchu poya tintuvine chase cheythu pidiccha police: overspeedl aanoda vandi odikkunnathu

    tin2: appo ningal enne chase cheythu pidicchatho

    tin2 rockzzz

    raziya 8547201333

  • Tintu mon rokz

    | SMS by Junaid

    MINISTER: Sunamiyil marichavarude familikku 5 lackhs,

    kanathayavarkku 3 lackhs

    tintu: enty dadiye adyam kanathayi, pinnaya marichath

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    5+3 total 8 lack tha

  • Sabarimala Chorunu

    | SMS by Tintu fan

    Aniyathiyude choruttinu Sabarimalayil poya dundumolodu

    Tintumon: evide poyatha

    dundumol: choruttinu poyatha

    Tintumon: meen curry undarunno?

    Tintu mon rockzzzzzzzzzzzz............... : )

  • Shan Say's........

    | SMS by shan

    Tcher: Vivaham Kazhichal Vivahithan, Vivaham Kazhikathayal Avivahithan, Ennal Vivaham Theerumanichayayale Enth Vilikum

    Tin2mon: Nerchakozhi

    Shan 9605545046

  • Shan Say's........

    | SMS by Shan

    Tintumon: Ninte ee snehathinu munnil njaan ente moonnam classile result samarppikkunnu.. Dundumol: Athenthaa? Tintu: Thottupoyedeeee!!!!!

    Shan 9605545046

  • Shan Say's......

    | SMS by shan

    Sir: "Nee achane 'eda poda' ennoke vilikarundo? "

    Tintu: "illa

    Sir: "Ne vilikarundenn, ninte achan paranhallo"

    Tintu: "aa panni nuna parayuva"

    Shan 9605545046

  • Shan Say's......

    | SMS by shan

    Gramar classil

    Tcher: 'It' vannal 'Is' cherkkanam

    Tintu: 'It It' vannal enthu cheyyum tcher.

    Tchr: It It vannal thudachu kalayanam!

    Shan 9605545046

  • Shan Say's.......

    | SMS by shan

    Tin2- Ningal kozhi'ano

    Teachr- Stuppid, Enne kozhiyepole kanunnundo

    Tin2- Pinnenthina ente xam paper'il 'MOTTA' idunnath

    Shan 9605545046

  • Thattathin Marayath

    | SMS by Shan

    shany: Olu Aa Thattamittal Undalo Nte Sire.. Pinne Chuttumulath Onum kanaan Patoola

    Tin2: Athnthada Olu Ninte Mugathano Thattamittathu

    Shan 9605545046

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