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  • tintu mon....

    | SMS by Sadath Shan

    Tintu Mon : Ente muthachan marichappam sambathu muzhuvan orphanage-nu ezhuthi koduthu...
    Teacher : oh....!enthoke undaayirunn..?

    Tintu Mon : 9 penmakkal

  • tintumon jokes ahhahha

    | SMS by afshan

    Tintumon teacherinod:I love you
    Teacher:nee ente kayin thall medikkum
    Tintu:njaan paranjal thall chako maash paranjal umma ith evidethe nyaayam

  • tintumon Rocks

    Kuttikal cheyyuna thettukal
    Iruttine undakunu.
    (Swami Vivekananda)
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    Iruttil cheyyunna thettukal
    Kuttikale undakunnu.
    (Swami Tintumon

  • Shavapetty

    | SMS by Aneesh Ayub

    Doctor : sorry mr tintu ningalude barya
    marichu
    Tintu : enthu marichu poyenno, ayyoooooo.....
    Barya : shavamadkunna samayathu ayyo chetta njan marichitilla
    Tintu : midathiriyadiii........ MBBS padicha docterekalum vivaram SSLC thotta ninakalle

  • It is belong to Sex shayari !

    | SMS by SARFRAJ HUSSAIN

    Jindagi ek jhand hai , fir v ghamand hai ! Jo hr larke k pass hota hai , wahi mre pass v lund hai !

  • Hot funny comedy

    | SMS by Ajeesh Gopu

    Tintu mon palacharakku kadayillll
    kadakaran : m enthu venam??
    Tintu : 2 muttayum ariyum!...
    Kadakaran : ennal ariyada mutta patty...

  • Tintu's exam in CBCSS (Grading with GPA)

    | SMS by Joe Kayamkulam

    Sir: entha tintu ne exam paperil kallu (stone) pothinju vakunath?

    Tintu: sir, weightage nokiya mark idunath enu enik ariyam. Kurach weight kootana...

  • dundumol kinatil tintumon is always cool

    | SMS by Joe Kayamkulam

    Kinatil kidanu Dundu: da tintu enik neenthal ariyathilada!!!!

    Tintu: Dundu vishamikathe. Elavarkum elaam ariyanam enu ila. Entae karyam nok. Enik paadan ariyila enu vach athum paranju nadakarundo?

  • Kathakali book cheyyan vanna tintu

    | SMS by Cat Zipata

    Kadhakali book cheyyan vanna kadhakalikkaranodu: Enthu kaliya ullathu
    Kadhakalikkaran: Keechakavadham
    Tintu: Etharyavum
    Kadhakalikkaran: 10000
    Tinutu: Kurayumo
    Kadhakalikkaran: Illa
    Tintu: Enthelum onnu kurakku...kollendaonnu pedippichu vittal mathi

  • chumma ......

    | SMS by Sadath Shan

    Tintu : Ammee Ee Mutta Eduthond Pooo...
    Enik Kaanandaaa...
    Amma : Enthu pattiyadaaa mone mutta
    kayikunnath nallathalle...
    Tintu : Ee Mutta Kaanumbo Enik kanakkin
    Kittiya Maark Oorma varunnu...
    Kondu pooo ee mutta kandu kandu
    Beruthupoooyi....

  • Cumma oru .....

    | SMS by Sadath Shan

    Tintu_Mon : Njan Jenikkunnathin munb Amma
    Enne Kanditundoo...???
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    # Amma : Illaa..!!
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    Tintu : Appol Njan Janichathin Shesham
    Engane Enne Manassilaayi...??

    Shan

  • Intresting joke

    | SMS by letthi kavu

    tintumon hoteliel poi
    chicken 65 order chaithu
    kaichu
    bill pay chaithu
    No Comedy
    thopiche....

    by letthi popzing

  • TINTU MON & THEIF

    | SMS by Shammas Ahammed

    A theif in tintus house : he open the cupboad

    At that time tintu wake up : He ask who are u ?

    Theif : I am a theif ..... give me all ur precious things ....

    Tintu : there is nothing precious ..... When you going take my all books ..... if not ... i will callll every one :) :) :)

  • Tintu Mon Freakout

    | SMS by Amal Manuel

    Tin2 Cls el late aaye vannapol !
    Teacher : da Tintu nennodu late aaye cls el vararuth ennu paranjettelleda ......?
    Tint2 : Sorry Teacher ...!
    Teacher : njn chodikkunna questinu anser aparanjettu nee clas el kayareyyal mate ,''njn pashu vene kettte nnu english el angene parayum ....?
    Tin2 : i Marred the cow :p .......?

  • who started first?

    | SMS by angel star

    Teacher;u've 2 aim for 90% marks
    Tintu;dont worry i'll get hundred%marks
    Teacher;r u joking?
    Tintu:who started first?!!

  • Tintu mon rocks

    3 couples and including tintu mon and his wife

    1st couple :- aa sughar ingu iduthey panchaarey

    2nd couple :- aa liver ingu iduthey karaley

    3rd couple tintu mon and wife :- wife kandilley manushya avarudey sneha praghadanam ennode ithuvarey snehathodey paranjittundo
    tintu mon :- aaa beef ingu iduthey pothey

    Tintu Mon Rocks

  • Tintu in bus

    | SMS by Idukki News

    Tintumonum dudndumonm busil kayari
    kanductor tintuvinodu:engotta
    tintu:thiruvananthapuram vare
    kunductor:arokeund
    tintu:achan,amma,muthachan,aniyan
    kanductor:450 rooba
    thiruvananthapurathu vechu busil ninnirangiya tintu dunduvinodu:puthiya parishkarangle nammal randu per vannathinu vettilullavarkku vare ticket edukkanam
    by-gibin biju (9562045492)

  • TINTU IN TEA SHOP

    | SMS by Mohammed Azeez

    (Tintu mon chaayakadayil)
    tintu:chetta ee flaskil ethra tea kollum
    tea man:1....,2.....,3....,oru 6 tea kollum
    tintu:annaal (3 kattan),(2coffee),(1tea) vegam akatte

  • UPUMAV ALAKKAAN

    | SMS by Ashfaq Tk

    Physics classil
    Teacher:Tintuu ooshmav alakunnath enth upakaranathinte perenth?
    (Urangikondirikkunnu tintu chaadiyezhunnet):Chatukam
    Teacher: Njan entha chodiche?
    Tintu:Upumav ilakkunna upakaranathinte peralle

    One and only
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  • ante hridayam ambalamala

    | SMS by Vidya Kiran

    tint u Thant loverinod : priye nine Nan ante hridayathilek kshenikate
    lover : nan cherup urano
    tintu : venda ante hridayam ambalamala cherip etondum varam

  • Hiiiiiiiiiii du du

    | SMS by Sadath Shan

    Tin2:-Nee SACHINE kandittundo? Ikku:-Pinnallathe
    enik
    Budhi vacha kalam muthal kanan
    thudangiyathanu.
    Tin2:-Appol Nee ithuvare
    Kandittille?

    9605545046

  • Nokanda Unni Ith Njan Alla

    | SMS by Sadath Shan

    Doctor:ningal budhi
    ullavanano? Tintu:atheDr:ennal
    ningale pallillatha naya kadichal
    enthu cheyyum? Tintumon:sooji
    illatha injection vekum..

  • 4 All vistrz

    | SMS by Sadath Shan

    Girl: Njan ninte kude
    bikeil pokunath ente achan
    kandeda .
    Boy: Ayyo! Ennit enthayi.? Girl:Enthakan..! businte paisa
    thirichu vangi!

  • suhail 7736301254

    | SMS by SuHail Kakkengal

    Tin2: Custmrcare Alle? Ente Aniyan Tuttu SIM Card Vizhungi.
    Exctv :Athinu Njangalenthu Venam.
    Tin2: Avan Samsarikunund. .
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    Paisa povo. . .???

  • suhail 7736301254

    | SMS by SuHail Kakkengal

    Theegolangal panchu vannalum,pemariyum sunamiyum bhoomiyilekirangi vannalum,kodungattil ellam ilaki marinjalum ninne kanan nhan varum,nee evide anenkilum ninne thedi varum.....
    lover:Nale varumo....?
    tintu: nokkatte,mazhayillenkil varam...

  • kallan enna peru

    | SMS by Raziya

    Tintumon said to dundumon when dundu got first rank in UKG B:

    "Kallan ennu peru veezunna poleyaa schoolil "Padipist"enna peru veezhunnathu...

    Thechalum, maychalum pokilla...

    Nammal sookshichaal namukku kollam.. Enikku athraye parayaanullu

  • Tin2 and frnd in shop

    | SMS by Raziya

    Tin2 n frnd shopil ulli vaangan poyi...

    Frnd to salesman: 1

    litre ulli.
    Ithu kettu sardar bayangara chiri

    Frnd: entha?

    Tin2: potta, nammal kuppi eduthilla!!

  • Exam of tin2...

    | SMS by Raziya

    Father: examinu nee thottaal pinne enne acha ennu vilikkanda.

    Kurachu divasam kazhinju

    Father: enthayi result?

    Tin2: Sorry da aliya. 5 subjectinu potti machaa..

  • Nammalude veedallallo

    | SMS by Raziya

    Wife:
    Bhoomi kulungunnundennu thonnunnu!!!
    veedu ipol veezhum !

    Tin2:
    Nee kidannu urngan nokku. Nammude veedu allallo.. Vaadaka veedalle..

  • Tin2 Gramasabhayil

    | SMS by Raziya

    Tin2: Graamasabhayil ivide oru paalam venam

    Member: paalamo?

    Tin2: athe

    Member: athinu ivide puzha illallo.

    Tin2: ennal oru puzhayum venam!!!

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