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Name:Mohd Junaid
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  • ladies first

      2 Lovers decided to suicide...!
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      Boy jumped 1st, Girl Closed her
      eyes n returned
      Home...
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      Boy In the Air Opened the
      Parachute n Said I
      knew that Bitch won't "jump.!
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      From that day onwards
      peoplestarted saying
      # Ladies First

    • Junaid Elampara

        WHY DO STUDENTS FAIL? ?
        A year has 365 days
        Sundays :52
        balance :313 summer
        holidays:50
        bal:263days
        8hours daily sleep means 122
        days
        bal:141days
        1 hour daily playing means
        15days
        bal:126days
        2 hours daily foodmeans 30 days
        bal:96days
        1hr 4 talking means15 days
        bal:81days
        exam days total in year 35days
        bal:46 days
        festival 40days
        bal:6day
        sickness 3days,movies & functions
        at least2days,
        balance-1day,
        that 1 day is Ur birthday
        HOW CAN A STUDENT PASS?

      • dedicated to mOi chunk

          If She Don’t Text You
          Its Because She’s Waiting For You To Text Her
          If She Walks Away From You Madly
          Follow Her
          If Shes Quiet
          Ask Her What’s Wrong
          If She Ignores You
          Give Her Your Attention
          If She Pushes YOU AWAY
          Pull Her BACK
          If You See Her Crying
          Wipe Her Tears & Hold Her
          If She Says Go Away
          Just Go Close To Her & Give Her Hug
          If She Asks you why U Do This
          Tell Her "Because I Love U and i cannot live
          without
          U...
          Junaid Sha