SMS Submissions by Noufal Kareem +91 9895543897
| Name: | Noufal Kareem +91 9895543897 |
| Total Submissions: | 54 |
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| Most Active Category: | SMS Jokes - 16 Message(s) |
Given below are all the SMS messages contributed by our user Noufal Kareem +91 9895543897.
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Be Care Full dear my Friends
Panam Undenkil Maricha Loverin Vendi Tajmahal Kettam...
But
Panam Illenkil Jeevichirikunna Loverinn 'Thaali' Polum Kettan Pattilla...
!!Noufal Kareem!!
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Friend is .......
"The greatest gift in ur lyf is to find someone who knws all ur differences, mistakes, many more wrongs abt u bt. , still sees d best in you". !!!
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choclate.......
Maths teacher-”Jintappan has 102 chocolate bars.
He eats 95.
pinne baaki endhundaavuga
tintumon-” LOOSE MOTION … “ -
santhosh pandith
jintappan-”da sandhosh pandit inte mugathekku cheenja mutta erinjennu news…. ”
tintumon-” kakoos kuzhiyieku oru cheenja mutta erinjalum adhinu naatam onnum koodathilla mone…. ” -
latest tintu mon
teacher- ” tintu.. suppose nee iratta sahodharimaaril orale aanu vivaham kazhichadhennu karudhu”
tintu-” hai.. karudhi”
teacher-” nee avaril ninnum ninte bharyaye engane thirichariyum
tintu-” crct thirichariyanam ennu enikku yaadhoru nirbandhavum illa teachere…ullondu onam pole…. !!!
Noufal Kareem -
plz submit ur answer in prokerala
Dear Prokerala friends, Oru question chodikkaan agrahikkunnu..
Intelligent aanenkil Ithinte answer prokeralayil tanne SUBMIT cheyyanam....
QUESTION: -
3 aalukal koodi oru room vadakakku eduthu. Oraal rs 100 veetham share. Ellaa masavum vaadaka koduthu vidunnath velakkaran payyante kayyilaanu. Ithavana payyan panam koduthappol udamasthan paranju: ella masavum correct timil vadaka tarunnathalle, ee month 250 rupa mathi. Payyan balance 50 tirichu elpichu. 3perum 10 rupa veetham eduthu. orortharkkum chilavaayath 90rupa. 20 rupa payyanu koduthu. Anganeyenkil 90+90+90= 270 rupa. Payyanu kodutha 20 rupayum kootti 290. Balance 10 evide
Plz submitt answer in here .....
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husbuntz diary
Husbandz diary:
Now I alwayz watch my wedding video in reverse & I luv d end wen she takes d ring off, jumps into car & return back 2 her home. . . . .
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enne lokham manassilaakki tudangiya naal..
Annu enikku 6 vayasu..
njan 1st std padikunnu. motham classil46 kuttikal.
Oru divasam mercy teachr ennod chodichu,
"ente kayil 45 choclate und, ath engane 46 kutikalk kodukum
njan paranju
"Eniku venda miss avarku kodutholu.. "
"Noufal Kareem"enna valiya manassulla kuttiye lokam manasilaki thudangiyathu avide ninnanu.
note: peru edit cheyth thenditharam kanikaruth, paranjekkaam.. -
ting dong.. Plz open the door..
Ting tong..
Open d door plz..
aara.
Njana..
Njanennuparanjal..
Njana "SMS"
enthu venam..
Oru karyam parayana..
Entha.
"GOOD MORNING" -
....dhatri....
"DHATRI"hair oil use cheythu kazhinjappol ente mudi kozhichil poornamayi mari...
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"gandhiji".. !
By Noufal Kareem -
Good relations never die...
. ' 12 '.
9 > 3
'. 6. '
Time will always Fly, but good relations never die...
By Best friend -
what will u get?
Maths teacher: If you have 12 chocolates and you give
5 to Priya,
3 to Sonia and
2 to Neha
then what will u get
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Tintu: 3 New Girlfriend s Mam!!!
By Best friend -
Orikalum snehikunnavare vanjikaruthu..
Snehikan elluppamanu. Snehikapedan prayasavum...
Orikalum athmarthamayi snehikunnavare vanjikaruthu...
karanam Nashtapettal pinne thirichu kittan prayasamaanu...
By Best Friend -
Orikalum snehikunnavare vanjikaruthu..
Snehikan elluppamanu. Snehikapedan prayasavum…
Orikalum athmarthamayi snehikunnavare vanjikaruthu..
karanam Nashtapettal pinne thirichu kittan prayasamaanu… -
Best suicide note by broken heart
Best suicide note by a broken heart
“Ente swapnangalil ne ennum
entethu mathramanu..
Aa swapnam eppozhum kandu kondeyirikkan
njan ennanekkumaayi urangunnu” -
Dear i am still with u
The day i die, dont think i am going far from you. Just have a look towards the sky, my tears will be a rain drop on your cheek to say … ” Dear i am still with you”
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People never like what u do.
If u are single, People ask about fiancé.
When u have a fiancé, they ask for wedding.
When u get married, they ask for children.
Once u have one, they ask for another.
If u get divorced, they ask why.
If you try to start ur life again, they ask why so quickly.
People never like what u do. If u are proud of who u are & don't care about what people think, send it, because it's your life and you should live it the way you want to...... : ) -
happy eid-ul-fitar
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wish u happy Eid-ul Fidr...
By Noufal Kareem -
love is like......
I Wish TruE
Love Was LikE
A BoY PLaYinG
ChesS..
"AlwYs Afraid oF
LosinG His QueeN.
And a Girl RiskinG
EvrYthnG Just tO
Protect Her KinG".. -
sardarji................
Sardar visit a chinese friend in a hospital.
Sardar: How r u
Ch-man: (wake up & cried) "chang chu cheng ping jong chee.... "
After dialog he fell on bed & died.
Sardar thought that d dialoge is his "last desire". Sardar visited china & translated d dialoge.
The dialouge was"Oxygen tubil chavittade mari nilkkada thendee... " -
Lucky I'm for having U
A special friend is rare indeed, it beems to be
special breed, yes, perfect friends r very few, so
lucky I m for having you..
Noufal Kareem ~ 91 9895543897 -
For girls.......
Sundarimaraya pennkuttikalkku 4 karyangal valare ishtamaanu
1. cell phone
2. scooty
3. makeup
4. Noufal Kareem(Name edit cheyyunavar chora thuppi chaakum)
By Noufal Kareem~ 91 9895543897 -
A Dua for you...
A dua for You:
Oh God, I don't know of all the challenges this person has,
but You know everything.. !
I hear his silence, You hear his plead,
I see him in faith, You know his doubts,
I ask that you give him everything he needs & bless him abundantly for all the times to come. -
A friend is always welcome
A friend is always welcome ... Early in the morning or
late at night. Time is of no importance ... When it
concerns real friendship!!
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Noufal Kareem -
chewing gum & begum(wife) ??
What's the similarity between chewing gum & begum(wife)
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Both are sweet at the beginning
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become tasteless, shapeless and chipku in the eNd. -
My Attitude
My Attitude: -
A Girl proposed to me.
And I said:
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"Sorry, I won't accept your proposal, But I appreciate your selection... "!!!
No claps plz... !!!; ) -
My Attitude
My Attitude: -
A Girl proposed to me.
And I said:
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"Sorry, I won't accept your proposal, But I appreciate your selection... "!!!
No claps plz... !!!; ) -
Beautiful flowers die
Beautiful flowers die....
Nice stories end......
Lovely songs fade........ ..
Momeries are forgotten... ..
All things comes to end.....
But people like YOU always remain forever
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BECAUSE GHOSTS NEVER DIE -
U hav A happy news
A man received d phone
from emergency room of hospital
Doctor: Your wife was in a fatal car
accident & I've bad n good news.
The bad news is,
She has lost both arms n legs n
will b on a respirator d rest of her life.
Man: 0h my God, whats the good
news
Doctor: I'm kidding, She is Dead...
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