Given below are all the SMS messages contributed by our user Noufal Kareem +91 9895543897.

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  • Be Care Full dear my Friends

    Panam Undenkil Maricha Loverin Vendi Tajmahal Kettam...

    But

    Panam Illenkil Jeevichirikunna Loverinn 'Thaali' Polum Kettan Pattilla...

    !!Noufal Kareem!!

    +91 9895543897

  • Friend is .......

    "The greatest gift in ur lyf is to find someone who knws all ur differences, mistakes, many more wrongs abt u bt. , still sees d best in you". !!!

    : ) Noufal Kareem: )

  • choclate.......

    Maths teacher-”Jintappan has 102 chocolate bars.

    He eats 95.

    pinne baaki endhundaavuga

    tintumon-” LOOSE MOTION … “

  • santhosh pandith

    jintappan-”da sandhosh pandit inte mugathekku cheenja mutta erinjennu news…. ”

    tintumon-” kakoos kuzhiyieku oru cheenja mutta erinjalum adhinu naatam onnum koodathilla mone…. ”

  • latest tintu mon

    teacher- ” tintu.. suppose nee iratta sahodharimaaril orale aanu vivaham kazhichadhennu karudhu”

    tintu-” hai.. karudhi”

    teacher-” nee avaril ninnum ninte bharyaye engane thirichariyum

    tintu-” crct thirichariyanam ennu enikku yaadhoru nirbandhavum illa teachere…ullondu onam pole…. !!!

    Noufal Kareem

  • plz submit ur answer in prokerala

    Dear Prokerala friends, Oru question chodikkaan agrahikkunnu..

    Intelligent aanenkil Ithinte answer prokeralayil tanne SUBMIT cheyyanam....

    QUESTION: -

    3 aalukal koodi oru room vadakakku eduthu. Oraal rs 100 veetham share. Ellaa masavum vaadaka koduthu vidunnath velakkaran payyante kayyilaanu. Ithavana payyan panam koduthappol udamasthan paranju: ella masavum correct timil vadaka tarunnathalle, ee month 250 rupa mathi. Payyan balance 50 tirichu elpichu. 3perum 10 rupa veetham eduthu. orortharkkum chilavaayath 90rupa. 20 rupa payyanu koduthu. Anganeyenkil 90+90+90= 270 rupa. Payyanu kodutha 20 rupayum kootti 290. Balance 10 evide

    Plz submitt answer in here .....

  • husbuntz diary

    Husbandz diary:

    Now I alwayz watch my wedding video in reverse & I luv d end wen she takes d ring off, jumps into car & return back 2 her home. . . . .

    ; ): D

  • enne lokham manassilaakki tudangiya naal..

    Annu enikku 6 vayasu..

    njan 1st std padikunnu. motham classil46 kuttikal.

    Oru divasam mercy teachr ennod chodichu,

    "ente kayil 45 choclate und, ath engane 46 kutikalk kodukum

    njan paranju

    "Eniku venda miss avarku kodutholu.. "

    "Noufal Kareem"enna valiya manassulla kuttiye lokam manasilaki thudangiyathu avide ninnanu.

    note: peru edit cheyth thenditharam kanikaruth, paranjekkaam..

  • ting dong.. Plz open the door..

    Ting tong..

    Open d door plz..

    aara.

    Njana..

    Njanennuparanjal..

    Njana "SMS"

    enthu venam..

    Oru karyam parayana..

    Entha.

    "GOOD MORNING"

  • ....dhatri....

    "DHATRI"hair oil use cheythu kazhinjappol ente mudi kozhichil poornamayi mari...

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    "gandhiji".. !

    By Noufal Kareem

  • Good relations never die...

    . ' 12 '.

    9 > 3

    '. 6. '

    Time will always Fly, but good relations never die...

    By Best friend

  • what will u get?

    Maths teacher: If you have 12 chocolates and you give

    5 to Priya,

    3 to Sonia and

    2 to Neha

    then what will u get

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    Tintu: 3 New Girlfriend s Mam!!!

    By Best friend

  • Orikalum snehikunnavare vanjikaruthu..

    Snehikan elluppamanu. Snehikapedan prayasavum...

    Orikalum athmarthamayi snehikunnavare vanjikaruthu...

    karanam Nashtapettal pinne thirichu kittan prayasamaanu...

    By Best Friend

  • Orikalum snehikunnavare vanjikaruthu..

    Snehikan elluppamanu. Snehikapedan prayasavum…

    Orikalum athmarthamayi snehikunnavare vanjikaruthu..

    karanam Nashtapettal pinne thirichu kittan prayasamaanu…

  • Best suicide note by broken heart

    Best suicide note by a broken heart

    “Ente swapnangalil ne ennum

    entethu mathramanu..

    Aa swapnam eppozhum kandu kondeyirikkan

    njan ennanekkumaayi urangunnu”

  • Dear i am still with u

    The day i die, dont think i am going far from you. Just have a look towards the sky, my tears will be a rain drop on your cheek to say … ” Dear i am still with you”

  • People never like what u do.

    If u are single, People ask about fiancé.

    When u have a fiancé, they ask for wedding.

    When u get married, they ask for children.

    Once u have one, they ask for another.

    If u get divorced, they ask why.

    If you try to start ur life again, they ask why so quickly.

    People never like what u do. If u are proud of who u are & don't care about what people think, send it, because it's your life and you should live it the way you want to...... : )

  • happy eid-ul-fitar

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    ||| (((()))))) * *

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    wish u happy Eid-ul Fidr...

    By Noufal Kareem

  • eid mubarak

    Open

    wait

    cool

    Relax

    OK

    Ready

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  • love is like......

    I Wish TruE

    Love Was LikE

    A BoY PLaYinG

    ChesS..

    "AlwYs Afraid oF

    LosinG His QueeN.

    And a Girl RiskinG

    EvrYthnG Just tO

    Protect Her KinG"..

  • sardarji................

    Sardar visit a chinese friend in a hospital.

    Sardar: How r u

    Ch-man: (wake up & cried) "chang chu cheng ping jong chee.... "

    After dialog he fell on bed & died.

    Sardar thought that d dialoge is his "last desire". Sardar visited china & translated d dialoge.

    The dialouge was"Oxygen tubil chavittade mari nilkkada thendee... "

  • Lucky I'm for having U

    A special friend is rare indeed, it beems to be

    special breed, yes, perfect friends r very few, so

    lucky I m for having you..

    Noufal Kareem ~ 91 9895543897

  • For girls.......

    Sundarimaraya pennkuttikalkku 4 karyangal valare ishtamaanu

    1. cell phone

    2. scooty

    3. makeup

    4. Noufal Kareem(Name edit cheyyunavar chora thuppi chaakum)

    By Noufal Kareem~ 91 9895543897

  • A Dua for you...

    A dua for You:

    Oh God, I don't know of all the challenges this person has,

    but You know everything.. !

    I hear his silence, You hear his plead,

    I see him in faith, You know his doubts,

    I ask that you give him everything he needs & bless him abundantly for all the times to come.

  • A friend is always welcome

    A friend is always welcome ... Early in the morning or

    late at night. Time is of no importance ... When it

    concerns real friendship!!

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    Noufal Kareem

  • chewing gum & begum(wife) ??

    What's the similarity between chewing gum & begum(wife)

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    Both are sweet at the beginning

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    become tasteless, shapeless and chipku in the eNd.

  • My Attitude

    My Attitude: -

    A Girl proposed to me.

    And I said:

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    "Sorry, I won't accept your proposal, But I appreciate your selection... "!!!

    No claps plz... !!!; )

  • My Attitude

    My Attitude: -

    A Girl proposed to me.

    And I said:

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    "Sorry, I won't accept your proposal, But I appreciate your selection... "!!!

    No claps plz... !!!; )

  • Beautiful flowers die

    Beautiful flowers die....

    Nice stories end......

    Lovely songs fade........ ..

    Momeries are forgotten... ..

    All things comes to end.....

    But people like YOU always remain forever

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    BECAUSE GHOSTS NEVER DIE

  • U hav A happy news

    A man received d phone

    from emergency room of hospital

    Doctor: Your wife was in a fatal car

    accident & I've bad n good news.

    The bad news is,

    She has lost both arms n legs n

    will b on a respirator d rest of her life.

    Man: 0h my God, whats the good

    news

    Doctor: I'm kidding, She is Dead...