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  • hello Darling

      Woman Buys A New Sim

      Card Puts It In Her Phone

      And Decides To Surprise Her

      Husband Who Is Seated On

      The Couch In The Living Room.

      She Goes To The Kitchen,

      Calls Her Husband With

      The New Number:

      "Hello Darling"

      The Husband Responds

      In A Low Tone:

      "Let Me Call U Back

      Later Honey, The Dumb

      Lady Is In The Kitchen.. =P

    • Enneppole nalla friendine kittilla

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        ('_' ) Nokkanda!

        Ethra nokkiyalum ennepole nalloru Friendine ini kittilla.

      • innu ratri namukku olichodam

          Tintu: Innu raathri namukk olichodam. Girl: Enikku ottakku varaan pediyaa. Tintu: Angine anengil nee ninte aniyathiyeyum vilicho!

        • sales man tintumon

            Lady kadayile salesman Tintuvinodu ‘Eniku underwears kaanichu tharoo?

            Naanathode Tintu: Innu Ittitilla !!

          • god is great

              A boy prayed to God.

              Oru Joli,

              Oru Bag Niraye Cash,

              Oru Vandi,

              den Aa vandi Niraye Girls.

              GOD avante prarthana Kettu.

              GOD IS GREAT !

              Now He is A BUS CONDUCTOR !!

            • pray to god

                punnyangal poothulayunna vishudha Ramzanine kathirikunna muslime.

                Nee allahuvinodu manasarinju

                praarthikuka!

                "Happy Ramzan in advance"

                Noufal Kareem

              • orkkuka! Ormippikkuka!!

                  'Daanam cheyyan Rs: 10 adhikam, shopinginu pokan Rs: 1000 valare thucham

                  '5, min, niskaaram valare prayasam, 2hr filiminu samayam pokunnath ariyunneyilla

                  'dua-cheyyumbol vakkukal ormayilla, matorale kuttam parayumpol oru vaakum vittupokilla

                  'Tv yil comedy theernnaal dukham, Jumua, Quthuba Neendal paribhavam

                  '1, page Qur'an vaayikkan prayasam 100, page novel vaayana nissaram

                  'kala paripadikalkku mun seat venam, palliyil last swaffil sthanam.

                  Orkkuka ! Ormippikkuka

                  nammale vijarana cheyyum mump swayam vijarana cheyyuka.

                  "Nale nammude jeevitham khabarilanu"...

                • haapy ramadan

                    Switch off- TV

                    Switch on- IBADAT

                    Close- Magzins

                    Open- QUR'AAN

                    Keep- Cell

                    Take- Tasbih

                    Stop- Shopping

                    Start- Taraavih

                    Cooking- Less

                    Praying- More

                    Whis you Hapy Ramzan mubarak

                  • a love story

                      A guy had cancer & had only 30n days left...

                      He liked a girl work in a CD shop but never told her about his love every day he used to buy a CD just spend some time with her. After a month he died when d girl went in search4him. his mom told He died out of cancer

                      & took her 12 his room, where she saw all d cds unopened & d girl strarted crying. u no y?

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                      She had love letters 4 him inside d cd's. both loved, but never expressed.

                      never repet mistakes.

                      For friendship- 9895543897

                    • New style of proposing

                        New style of proposing: -
                        “Njan Ennum Ninte Purake Nadakunathu
                        Pole Naale
                        Ente Makan Ninte Makalude Purake
                        Nadakathirikan Namuk Avare nammude
                        makkal Aakikoode”

                        Best Boy Friend

                      • oru pavam maram vettukaran

                          Ramu oru maram vettukaaran aayirunnu..
                          avanu swanthakkaro, veedo onnumundayirunnilla...
                          oru divasam avan maram vettan vendi kattilekku poyi.....
                          appozhanu oru pazhaya maram avante kannil pettath...
                          avan randum kalpichu vetti. otta vettinu randu muri........
                          oru muriyil avan thaamasam thudangi...
                          matte muri vaadakakku kodukkunnund veno... ?

                        • chru tinnumpol mindaruth

                            Son: Acha oru karyam parayanundu.
                            Father: Choru thinnumbol mindaruth (After eating)
                            Father: Eni paranjo
                            Son: Achante choril palliveenirunnu !

                          • u r diffrent

                              Most of my friends r
                              Normal,
                              sane,
                              cultured,
                              decent,
                              intellectual &
                              well-behaved.

                              Just want 2 thank U....
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                              4 being different....

                              By Best friend 9895543897

                            • don't keep me in ur heart

                                Don’t Keep me in your heart but Keep me in your brain because
                                The bigger empty place gives much comfort,
                                peace and happiness... !

                                BEST BOY FRIEND +91 9895543897

                              • Try This Fun

                                  Try this ...... Its Fun !
                                  Take Ur Mobile, Select Vibrate Mode & Put in Water & Call from Landline,

                                  Your Mobile will start swimming.

                                  It's a Jolly Game. Believe me..

                                • Do u want ur face to b clean

                                    Do you want your face to be clean, shining, an do no dust stick on it?

                                    Then apply.....

                                    "Apex Ultima !!"

                                    "Paayale vida, Pooppale vida, Ennanekum vida.... "

                                  • customercare

                                      Customercare: ivide GPRSne kurichulla vivarangal tharan sadhikkilla..

                                      Tintumon: 'Sadhik' Eppo Varum..... ?

                                    • original sweet gud mng

                                        Beware of other duplicate morning wishers
                                        I m the only authorised ISO 9001- 2010
                                        certified dealer in morning wishes I wish an
                                        original SWEET good MoRnInG to U !!

                                      • oru vaakku parayumbol

                                          Oru vaakku parayumbol
                                          nashtamaakunnathu oru nimisham! Aa
                                          vakku parayathe pokumbol
                                          nashtamakunnathu, Oru JANMAVUM Pinne
                                          kure Swapnangalum

                                        • verpaadukal

                                            Verpadukal Ennum Vedanayanu. Vaakku
                                            Kondu Pinangaam, Pakshe!! Manassu
                                            Kondaakaruth.

                                          • ore tamaasa

                                              Ore thamaasa veendum veendum
                                              kelkumbol nammal chirikanamennilla, But..
                                              ore oru nashtam orthu nammal
                                              jeevithakaalam muzhuvan karanjekaam.

                                              BEST FRIEND

                                            • Problem r like little stone

                                                "Problems r like little stones. if u keep them near 2 ur eye They hide ur vision..
                                                If u keep them in a distance u can see how small they are.. "
                                                gud nt...

                                              • Painful words

                                                  Painful words:
                                                  "I was waiting 4 my name 2 b written inside d marriage invitation wth her name.
                                                  Bt 2day, my name is writtn on d cover of it!": '(

                                                • tintu's father was kidnapped

                                                    Tintu's father was kidnapped
                                                    The kidnaper sent a piece of his finger to tin2 and demanded money
                                                    Tin2 replied I want more proof
                                                    'THALA kananam'