SMS Submissions by Noufal Kareem +91 9895543897
Name: | Noufal Kareem +91 9895543897 |
Total Submissions: | 54 |
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Most Active Category: | SMS Jokes - 16 Message(s) |
Given below are all the SMS messages contributed by our user Noufal Kareem +91 9895543897.
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hello Darling
Woman Buys A New Sim
Card Puts It In Her Phone
And Decides To Surprise Her
Husband Who Is Seated On
The Couch In The Living Room.
She Goes To The Kitchen,
Calls Her Husband With
The New Number:
"Hello Darling"
The Husband Responds
In A Low Tone:
"Let Me Call U Back
Later Honey, The Dumb
Lady Is In The Kitchen.. =P -
Enneppole nalla friendine kittilla
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('_' ) Nokkanda!
Ethra nokkiyalum ennepole nalloru Friendine ini kittilla. -
innu ratri namukku olichodam
Tintu: Innu raathri namukk olichodam. Girl: Enikku ottakku varaan pediyaa. Tintu: Angine anengil nee ninte aniyathiyeyum vilicho!
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sales man tintumon
Lady kadayile salesman Tintuvinodu ‘Eniku underwears kaanichu tharoo?
Naanathode Tintu: Innu Ittitilla !! -
god is great
A boy prayed to God.
Oru Joli,
Oru Bag Niraye Cash,
Oru Vandi,
den Aa vandi Niraye Girls.
GOD avante prarthana Kettu.
GOD IS GREAT !
Now He is A BUS CONDUCTOR !! -
pray to god
punnyangal poothulayunna vishudha Ramzanine kathirikunna muslime.
Nee allahuvinodu manasarinju
praarthikuka!
"Happy Ramzan in advance"
Noufal Kareem
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orkkuka! Ormippikkuka!!
'Daanam cheyyan Rs: 10 adhikam, shopinginu pokan Rs: 1000 valare thucham
'5, min, niskaaram valare prayasam, 2hr filiminu samayam pokunnath ariyunneyilla
'dua-cheyyumbol vakkukal ormayilla, matorale kuttam parayumpol oru vaakum vittupokilla
'Tv yil comedy theernnaal dukham, Jumua, Quthuba Neendal paribhavam
'1, page Qur'an vaayikkan prayasam 100, page novel vaayana nissaram
'kala paripadikalkku mun seat venam, palliyil last swaffil sthanam.
Orkkuka ! Ormippikkuka
nammale vijarana cheyyum mump swayam vijarana cheyyuka.
"Nale nammude jeevitham khabarilanu"... -
haapy ramadan
Switch off- TV
Switch on- IBADAT
Close- Magzins
Open- QUR'AAN
Keep- Cell
Take- Tasbih
Stop- Shopping
Start- Taraavih
Cooking- Less
Praying- More
Whis you Hapy Ramzan mubarak -
a love story
A guy had cancer & had only 30n days left...
He liked a girl work in a CD shop but never told her about his love every day he used to buy a CD just spend some time with her. After a month he died when d girl went in search4him. his mom told He died out of cancer
& took her 12 his room, where she saw all d cds unopened & d girl strarted crying. u no y?
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She had love letters 4 him inside d cd's. both loved, but never expressed.
never repet mistakes.
For friendship- 9895543897 -
New style of proposing
New style of proposing: -
“Njan Ennum Ninte Purake Nadakunathu
Pole Naale
Ente Makan Ninte Makalude Purake
Nadakathirikan Namuk Avare nammude
makkal Aakikoode”
Best Boy Friend -
oru pavam maram vettukaran
Ramu oru maram vettukaaran aayirunnu..
avanu swanthakkaro, veedo onnumundayirunnilla...
oru divasam avan maram vettan vendi kattilekku poyi.....
appozhanu oru pazhaya maram avante kannil pettath...
avan randum kalpichu vetti. otta vettinu randu muri........
oru muriyil avan thaamasam thudangi...
matte muri vaadakakku kodukkunnund veno... ? -
chru tinnumpol mindaruth
Son: Acha oru karyam parayanundu.
Father: Choru thinnumbol mindaruth (After eating)
Father: Eni paranjo
Son: Achante choril palliveenirunnu ! -
u r diffrent
Most of my friends r
Normal,
sane,
cultured,
decent,
intellectual &
well-behaved.
Just want 2 thank U....
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4 being different....
By Best friend 9895543897 -
don't keep me in ur heart
Don’t Keep me in your heart but Keep me in your brain because
The bigger empty place gives much comfort,
peace and happiness... !
BEST BOY FRIEND +91 9895543897 -
Try This Fun
Try this ...... Its Fun !
Take Ur Mobile, Select Vibrate Mode & Put in Water & Call from Landline,
Your Mobile will start swimming.
It's a Jolly Game. Believe me.. -
Do u want ur face to b clean
Do you want your face to be clean, shining, an do no dust stick on it?
Then apply.....
"Apex Ultima !!"
"Paayale vida, Pooppale vida, Ennanekum vida.... " -
customercare
Customercare: ivide GPRSne kurichulla vivarangal tharan sadhikkilla..
Tintumon: 'Sadhik' Eppo Varum..... ? -
original sweet gud mng
Beware of other duplicate morning wishers
I m the only authorised ISO 9001- 2010
certified dealer in morning wishes I wish an
original SWEET good MoRnInG to U !! -
oru vaakku parayumbol
Oru vaakku parayumbol
nashtamaakunnathu oru nimisham! Aa
vakku parayathe pokumbol
nashtamakunnathu, Oru JANMAVUM Pinne
kure Swapnangalum -
verpaadukal
Verpadukal Ennum Vedanayanu. Vaakku
Kondu Pinangaam, Pakshe!! Manassu
Kondaakaruth. -
ore tamaasa
Ore thamaasa veendum veendum
kelkumbol nammal chirikanamennilla, But..
ore oru nashtam orthu nammal
jeevithakaalam muzhuvan karanjekaam.
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Problem r like little stone
"Problems r like little stones. if u keep them near 2 ur eye They hide ur vision..
If u keep them in a distance u can see how small they are.. "
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Painful words
Painful words:
"I was waiting 4 my name 2 b written inside d marriage invitation wth her name.
Bt 2day, my name is writtn on d cover of it!": '( -
tintu's father was kidnapped
Tintu's father was kidnapped
The kidnaper sent a piece of his finger to tin2 and demanded money
Tin2 replied I want more proof
'THALA kananam'
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