SMS Submissions by Noufal Kareem +91 9895543897
| Name: | Noufal Kareem +91 9895543897 |
| Total Submissions: | 54 |
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| Most Active Category: | SMS Jokes - 16 Message(s) |
Given below are all the SMS messages contributed by our user Noufal Kareem +91 9895543897.
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tintu's father was kidnapped
Tintu's father was kidnapped
The kidnaper sent a piece of his finger to tin2 and demanded money
Tin2 replied I want more proof
'THALA kananam' -
Painful words
Painful words:
"I was waiting 4 my name 2 b written inside d marriage invitation wth her name.
Bt 2day, my name is writtn on d cover of it!": '( -
Problem r like little stone
"Problems r like little stones. if u keep them near 2 ur eye They hide ur vision..
If u keep them in a distance u can see how small they are.. "
gud nt... -
ore tamaasa
Ore thamaasa veendum veendum
kelkumbol nammal chirikanamennilla, But..
ore oru nashtam orthu nammal
jeevithakaalam muzhuvan karanjekaam.
BEST FRIEND -
verpaadukal
Verpadukal Ennum Vedanayanu. Vaakku
Kondu Pinangaam, Pakshe!! Manassu
Kondaakaruth. -
oru vaakku parayumbol
Oru vaakku parayumbol
nashtamaakunnathu oru nimisham! Aa
vakku parayathe pokumbol
nashtamakunnathu, Oru JANMAVUM Pinne
kure Swapnangalum
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original sweet gud mng
Beware of other duplicate morning wishers
I m the only authorised ISO 9001- 2010
certified dealer in morning wishes I wish an
original SWEET good MoRnInG to U !! -
customercare
Customercare: ivide GPRSne kurichulla vivarangal tharan sadhikkilla..
Tintumon: 'Sadhik' Eppo Varum..... ? -
Do u want ur face to b clean
Do you want your face to be clean, shining, an do no dust stick on it?
Then apply.....
"Apex Ultima !!"
"Paayale vida, Pooppale vida, Ennanekum vida.... " -
Try This Fun
Try this ...... Its Fun !
Take Ur Mobile, Select Vibrate Mode & Put in Water & Call from Landline,
Your Mobile will start swimming.
It's a Jolly Game. Believe me.. -
don't keep me in ur heart
Don’t Keep me in your heart but Keep me in your brain because
The bigger empty place gives much comfort,
peace and happiness... !
BEST BOY FRIEND +91 9895543897 -
u r diffrent
Most of my friends r
Normal,
sane,
cultured,
decent,
intellectual &
well-behaved.
Just want 2 thank U....
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4 being different....
By Best friend 9895543897 -
chru tinnumpol mindaruth
Son: Acha oru karyam parayanundu.
Father: Choru thinnumbol mindaruth (After eating)
Father: Eni paranjo
Son: Achante choril palliveenirunnu ! -
oru pavam maram vettukaran
Ramu oru maram vettukaaran aayirunnu..
avanu swanthakkaro, veedo onnumundayirunnilla...
oru divasam avan maram vettan vendi kattilekku poyi.....
appozhanu oru pazhaya maram avante kannil pettath...
avan randum kalpichu vetti. otta vettinu randu muri........
oru muriyil avan thaamasam thudangi...
matte muri vaadakakku kodukkunnund veno... ? -
New style of proposing
New style of proposing: -
“Njan Ennum Ninte Purake Nadakunathu
Pole Naale
Ente Makan Ninte Makalude Purake
Nadakathirikan Namuk Avare nammude
makkal Aakikoode”
Best Boy Friend -
a love story
A guy had cancer & had only 30n days left...
He liked a girl work in a CD shop but never told her about his love every day he used to buy a CD just spend some time with her. After a month he died when d girl went in search4him. his mom told He died out of cancer
& took her 12 his room, where she saw all d cds unopened & d girl strarted crying. u no y?
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She had love letters 4 him inside d cd's. both loved, but never expressed.
never repet mistakes.
For friendship- 9895543897 -
haapy ramadan
Switch off- TV
Switch on- IBADAT
Close- Magzins
Open- QUR'AAN
Keep- Cell
Take- Tasbih
Stop- Shopping
Start- Taraavih
Cooking- Less
Praying- More
Whis you Hapy Ramzan mubarak -
orkkuka! Ormippikkuka!!
'Daanam cheyyan Rs: 10 adhikam, shopinginu pokan Rs: 1000 valare thucham
'5, min, niskaaram valare prayasam, 2hr filiminu samayam pokunnath ariyunneyilla
'dua-cheyyumbol vakkukal ormayilla, matorale kuttam parayumpol oru vaakum vittupokilla
'Tv yil comedy theernnaal dukham, Jumua, Quthuba Neendal paribhavam
'1, page Qur'an vaayikkan prayasam 100, page novel vaayana nissaram
'kala paripadikalkku mun seat venam, palliyil last swaffil sthanam.
Orkkuka ! Ormippikkuka
nammale vijarana cheyyum mump swayam vijarana cheyyuka.
"Nale nammude jeevitham khabarilanu"... -
pray to god
punnyangal poothulayunna vishudha Ramzanine kathirikunna muslime.
Nee allahuvinodu manasarinju
praarthikuka!
"Happy Ramzan in advance"
Noufal Kareem -
god is great
A boy prayed to God.
Oru Joli,
Oru Bag Niraye Cash,
Oru Vandi,
den Aa vandi Niraye Girls.
GOD avante prarthana Kettu.
GOD IS GREAT !
Now He is A BUS CONDUCTOR !! -
sales man tintumon
Lady kadayile salesman Tintuvinodu ‘Eniku underwears kaanichu tharoo?
Naanathode Tintu: Innu Ittitilla !! -
innu ratri namukku olichodam
Tintu: Innu raathri namukk olichodam. Girl: Enikku ottakku varaan pediyaa. Tintu: Angine anengil nee ninte aniyathiyeyum vilicho!
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Enneppole nalla friendine kittilla
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('_' ) Nokkanda!
Ethra nokkiyalum ennepole nalloru Friendine ini kittilla. -
hello Darling
Woman Buys A New Sim
Card Puts It In Her Phone
And Decides To Surprise Her
Husband Who Is Seated On
The Couch In The Living Room.
She Goes To The Kitchen,
Calls Her Husband With
The New Number:
"Hello Darling"
The Husband Responds
In A Low Tone:
"Let Me Call U Back
Later Honey, The Dumb
Lady Is In The Kitchen.. =P -
U hav A happy news
A man received d phone
from emergency room of hospital
Doctor: Your wife was in a fatal car
accident & I've bad n good news.
The bad news is,
She has lost both arms n legs n
will b on a respirator d rest of her life.
Man: 0h my God, whats the good
news
Doctor: I'm kidding, She is Dead... -
Beautiful flowers die
Beautiful flowers die....
Nice stories end......
Lovely songs fade........ ..
Momeries are forgotten... ..
All things comes to end.....
But people like YOU always remain forever
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BECAUSE GHOSTS NEVER DIE -
My Attitude
My Attitude: -
A Girl proposed to me.
And I said:
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"Sorry, I won't accept your proposal, But I appreciate your selection... "!!!
No claps plz... !!!; ) -
My Attitude
My Attitude: -
A Girl proposed to me.
And I said:
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"Sorry, I won't accept your proposal, But I appreciate your selection... "!!!
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chewing gum & begum(wife) ??
What's the similarity between chewing gum & begum(wife)
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Both are sweet at the beginning
and
become tasteless, shapeless and chipku in the eNd. -
A friend is always welcome
A friend is always welcome ... Early in the morning or
late at night. Time is of no importance ... When it
concerns real friendship!!
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Noufal Kareem
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