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  • __Tin2's iCe cReaM__

      Vellamadicha Tin2vinte aduthukoode

      Fire Engine poyi.

      pirake Odiyittum kittanjappol..

      tin2: ingane Poyal ninteyokke

      ICE CREAM

      Aarum vangillada....

      AnEesh_8089357551

    • ....VADAFHONE....

        COOKERY SHOW: --

        Ningalude phone nannayi kazhukuka

        Uppum Mulagum chertha Uzhunnu maavu kondu pothinju, thilacha velichennayil 5 mnt varukuka..

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        VADAPHONEReady!

        AneeSh_8089357551

      • Snehathin vedhana....

          Evide Sneham undo avide

          pranayam undakum...

          Evide pranayam undo avide

          vedhana undakum...

          AneEsh_8089357551

          Evide vedhana undo

          avide

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          "MOOVE"Thekkuka..

          -just Rs. 10/- only.

        • ...ice cream engine....

            Vellamadicha tintuvinte aduthukoode

            Fire Engine Poyi...

            Pirake odiyittum Kittanjappol

            tintu: ingane poyal Nineyonnum

            ICE CREAM aarum vangillada...

            aNeEsh 8089357551

          • ...ice cream engine....

              Vellamadicha tintuvinte aduthukoode

              Fire Engine Poyi...

              Pirake odiyittum Kittanjappol

              tintu: ingane poyal Nineyonnum

              ICE CREAM aarum vangillada...

            • Ramzan mubarak

                Kayyil "Quarn"um

                Chundil "Dikrukal"um

                Vishappinte Mahathavam

                uyarthipidichukond

                veendum oru

                Ramzan koodi varavayi...

                "RAMZAN MUBARAK"

                NINGALUDE DU-A KALIL

                ENNEYUM KOODI ULPADUTHANE...

              • A sad love story

                  A sad love story of a college student:

                  oru boy avante classmate aaya

                  oru penkuttiye Snehichirinnu.

                  Oru divasam avan athu avalodu paranju

                  pakshe aval snehathode nirasichu...

                  Oru divasam aa penkutti avante text book kadam vangi, ennittu aval athil

                  oru MSG ezhuthi...

                  "I LOVE U too,

                  Enne vittu ne pokaruthu please.. "

                  pakshe avan aa message kandillennumathramalla

                  avalodu mindukapolum chaithilla...

                  3 varshangal kadannupoyi...

                  Avasanam aa penkutty Suicidinu

                  Sremichu...

                  MORAL:

                  "Varshathil Orikkalenkilum

                  Text Book thurannu nokkanam... !!"

                  AnEeSh_8089357551

                • appooppante vada

                    ammumma marichappol
                    veettil vannavarkkokke
                    vadayum chayayum koduthu.
                    tin2: appooppante kavilil
                    nullikkondu paranju...
                    "Adutha Vadakkulla muthe"umma...

                    AnEEsh_8089357551

                  • appooppante vada

                      ammumma marichappol veettil
                      vannavarkkokke
                      vadayum chayayum koduthu.
                      tin2: appooppante kavilil
                      nullikkondu paranju...
                      "Adutha Vadakkulla Muthe"umma...

                      AnEeSh_8089357551

                    • Manga Achar

                        Happy News...........
                        The World will not end in 2012.. !
                        Bcoz...
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                        "Manga Acharinte Bottle'il
                        expire Date 2012"ennu njan
                        kandittundu... !
                        Sathyam.. !
                        njan kandu.. : -)

                        aNEEsh_8089357551

                      • *Petrol tin2*

                          Petrol vila Ingane Koodiyal Sadharanakkar Engane Jeevikkum... ??
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                          Tin2: Enne pattikkan Avanmarkku Kazhiyilla... !
                          njan 50 rupakke petrol adikku... !

                          __@neSh_8089357551__

                        • ...HeLLo MsG...

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                            ----\::: /----------- FRIENDS
                            HOW R U?
                            ... bY
                            ..... UR FRND
                            _______@nEeSh___

                          • god__&__boy

                              God: Ninakku ishtapetta
                              oru varam chodikku.
                              Boy Ente veettil ninnum
                              Swargathilek oru Road venam...
                              God: Athu Pattilla..
                              vere Chodhikku..
                              Boy: enikkoru penkuttiyude
                              sathyasandhavum
                              aathmarthamaya
                              PRANAYAM kittumo... ?
                              God: swargathilekku Cement road veno...
                              atho..
                              Tharitta road veno... ? !

                              @nEeSh 8089357551

                            • ~~~~aNeeSh~~~~

                                Kalathinu maykkan Kazhiyatha Sathyamanu Sneham
                                Pakshe manasine vedhanippikkan Kalam Thiranjedukkunna
                                eattavu murchayulla Aayudhavum Snehamanu.....

                                ..... aNeeSh 8089357551.....

                              • *****AneesH*****

                                  "Udhayavum Asthamayavum Njan Kaanunnu
                                  Pakshe Ninne Mathram Kanunnilla..
                                  Ella Udhayathilum Njan Ninne Pratheeksikkum
                                  Ente Koottukaranaya Ninne"

                                  bY: aNeEsH 8089357551

                                • llllllllll ooooo vvvvv eeeeee

                                    kandirikkan Aashayund kanan vidhiyilla.
                                    snehathode kandu muttuka vedhanayode Piriyuka,
                                    dhooram kondakannalum
                                    Manassukond Akalaruth.....

                                  • /////__SnehaM__/////

                                      Aarum Snehichu thudangunna
                                      nimishithil Piriyunna nimishathe
                                      Orkkarilla.
                                      But piriyunna nimishithil
                                      Snehichu thudangiya
                                      nimishithe Orthupookum...

                                      AneEsH_8089357551

                                    • Tin2 ROckZZZZZZZ

                                        Teacher tin2 monod: vellathinte CHEMICAL SYMBOL Parayu?
                                        tin 2: H2MgCINaCHINO3(OH)CaCo3Ca(COOH)HgO
                                        TEACHER: What is this?
                                        tin2: ithu MUNISIPALITY VELLAMANU teacher...

                                      • TIPPU SULTHAN

                                          Teacher: TIPPU SULTHAN Kollapettath
                                          Eathu Yudhathil?
                                          tin 2: Angerude avasana yudhathil?

                                          ^^^^^aNeEsH^^^^

                                        • ....M U T T A....

                                            Teacher: Namukku MUTTA tharunna
                                            eathengilum 4 jeevikalude pearu Parayu?
                                            tin2: Physics teacher,
                                            Maths teacher,
                                            English teacher,
                                            Social teacher

                                          • ----Drinkers Movie-----

                                              ----Drinkers Movie-----

                                              *BEERukal Katha Parayunnu

                                              *CHARAYA Manikkyam

                                              *Oru BEVARAGE dairy kurippu

                                              *Meerayude OPRum Muthuvinte OCRum.

                                              *HONEY BEE yum VODAKAyum pinne njanum.

                                              *Ayal SMALL Adikkukayanu

                                              *SHAPPILE penninu BARile payyan.

                                              *KUDIYAN maarude shardhaykku.

                                              *Neru ariyan NEPPOLIAN.

                                              *VODKA madhavan.

                                              *OPR moosa.

                                              *VAT nandhan.

                                              *Meenathil VALUVEPPU

                                              *Kudiyan Mathayi speaking

                                              *SIVAS vannu vilichappol

                                              *Ente SHAPPU... Appanteyum

                                              ...... aNEeSh: 8089357551.....

                                            • ___dON't mISs iT ___

                                                Adutha lakkam BALARAMA vayikku...

                                                >>> Raju radhayude Kamukano? tho sahodharano?

                                                >>> Luttappiyude achanaru? kuttussano atho Puttaluvo?

                                                >>> Dakiniyum Spidermanum thmmilula Bandham???

                                                >>> Luttappikku kuntham koduyhatharu? Lottulodukko? tho Gugumalo?

                                                >>> Thumpan Jumpante swantam pattiyo? atho vallavante pattiyo?

                                                >>> Vikramen idunnath bootcut jeanso atho valli nikkaro?

                                                !!!!!!!!!!! dON't mISs iT !!!!!!!!!!!

                                                aNEESh 8089357551

                                              • _Aa_Nn_Ee_Ee_Ss_Hh_

                                                  Sneham manushyane snathoshavanakkum

                                                  panam lokathe sambannarakkum

                                                  pakshe nalla SUHURTHUKKAL
                                                  JEEVITHAM ARTHAPOORNAMAKKUM... !!!

                                                  i aM tHE bESt fRNd
                                                  AneESh 8089357551

                                                • -----sWaPnAM-----

                                                    Ennum Njan ninne orkkarund,
                                                    En swapnathil nee theliyarund,
                                                    Evideyanu ariyilla sakee
                                                    nee yen aathmavilo?
                                                    atho jeevanilo?

                                                    ANEEEESSSSHHH

                                                  • ________SNEHAM________

                                                      Sugam Dhukkathe marakkum
                                                      Dhukkam manasine thalarthum
                                                      SNEHAM Manasine Aaswasippikkum
                                                      Pakshe Aa sneham thirichariyathe poyal
                                                      Maranam vare dhukkikum...

                                                      aNEesH 8089357551

                                                    • tin 2 mon

                                                        Helmet ittu thala choriyunna tin2 mone kanda oral...

                                                        helmet oorivechittu thala choriyado.. ?
                                                        tin2: ppbhhhaaa... nayinte mone...
                                                        ninakkokke CHANTHI choriyukanenkil
                                                        nee enganeyaneda choriyunnath!!!!

                                                        By: aNEesH

                                                      • tin 2 mon

                                                          tintu mon roadiloode pokumbol
                                                          thalayil kakka thoori
                                                          tin2: ninakkokke oru jetti ittoode
                                                          kakka: neeyokke jettiyittitta thoorunath

                                                          by: anEEsh 8089357551

                                                        • tin 2 mon

                                                            Tin 2: WoW,,
                                                            sundhari thanne!

                                                            Father: Eda athu ninte teacheraa,
                                                            ammaye pole kandolanam.. ,

                                                            Tin2: KOLLAAM ...
                                                            Ellayidathum
                                                            swantham karyam mathram nokkikko... !!!

                                                            By: aneeessshhh

                                                          • tin 2 mon

                                                              teacher: entha tin2 innale classil varathe?
                                                              tin2: chechi prasavichu...

                                                              teacher: melal aavarthikkaruth...

                                                              tin2: ok teacher!!
                                                              njan aliyanodu parayam. !

                                                              By: aNeeSh

                                                            • )))))))) lOVe ((((((((

                                                                Snehicha Manasukal
                                                                Thammil Piriyumbol
                                                                adarnnu veezhunna
                                                                ooro Kanneer thullikalum
                                                                Parayunnath Onnu mathram

                                                                "MARAKKANAYI AAREYUM SNEHIKKARUTH"