SMS Submissions by ¤ Noufal Kareem ¤
| Name: | ¤ Noufal Kareem ¤ |
| Total Submissions: | 19 |
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| Most Active Category: | SMS Jokes - 9 Message(s) |
Given below are all the SMS messages contributed by our user ¤ Noufal Kareem ¤.
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Kurachu blood venam
Tintu: Sister, kurachu blood venam. Nurse: Whichgroup? Tintu: Ethayalum mathi. ! Nurse: Athentha? Tintu: Girlfrindinu luv letter ezhuthaana. !!
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Neeyokke oru friend ano?
Neeyokke oru friend ano? Today entha day ennariyo? World glamor day Ennittu nee enne wish cheytho? April 1st varatte, Njanum ninakkuwish cheyyila.. !
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Kannil marunn ozhichapol
Doctor: kannil marunnu ozhichappol chorichil vanno? Tintu: illa, pakshe ninte Bill kandappooldheham muzhuvan chorinju vannu !!
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Aake kittiyathu
Teacher: aake kittiyathu 5 mark. Ennittu adhum nokki irunnu chirikunno? Tintumon: Answer sheetil malayalam song ezhudhi vachittum 5 mark engane kitti ennu aalochichu chiruchu poyadha teachere !!
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Docomo theme tone
Tintumon’s message to Dundu Mol 222 222 222 222 222 2 2. 2 22. 2 222. . 2. . 22 2 2 2222 222. 2. . . . . . didn’t understand? DOCOMO theme tune.
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Keep it in ur mobile
>
I send you this fish
as a sign of our
FRIENDSHIP please
take care of it, Keep it
in your mobile.
Daily put your mobile in water,
So dat this fish wont die.
Noufal Kareem
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Successful marriage....
A successful marriage is based
On give & take:
Where husband gives money,
Gifts, dresses n wife takes it
&
Where wife gives advices, lectures,
Tensions & husband takes it.. !! -
Ur parents
Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two! She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. : s"hi darling", he says, "your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Hope you have said hello to them.
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kittunnavan budhiman
Ayaalkku mobilil oru message vannu: Ayakkunnavan budhiman, vayikkunnavan Mandan!
Ayaal udane marupadi ayachu: Ayakkunnavan Mandan, kittunnavan budhiman! -
Iniyenkilum nannavade!
Sakthiyullavan thanne eppozhum vijayikkanamennilla. Budhiyullavanum eppozhum vijayikkanamennilla. Maattangal ulkkollan thayaraayavaraanu eppozhum vijayikkuka. Maattam jeevithathinte niyamavum anivaaryavumaanu. Iniyenkilum nannavade!
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Nee nannavilleda
Njan swargathil chennappol daivam ennodu chodichu: Ninte ettavum adutha koottukaranara…?
Njan ninte peru paranju.
Appol daivam: Nee nannavilleda -
Vegam moodipputhachu kidannurangikko…
Raathriyayi…
Bhootham varunna neramayi…
Vegam moodipputhachu kidannurangikko…
Enthina veruthe paavam bhoothathine pedippikkunnathu
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aanu karanjaal....
Oru pennu karanjal athinu pinnil 101 kaaranangal kaanum. Ennal oru aanu karanjal athinu orotta kaaraname kaanoo… Oru pennu!
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Exam kamukiyepoleyanu
Exam Kamukimare poleyanu. 1. Odukkathe chodyam 2. Manassilakkan prayasam 3. Mudinja vishadeekaranam 4. Oduvil RESULT varumbol FAILED.
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Ninnepole araal
Iniyum oru masam...
Iniyum oru varsham...
Iniyum oru punchiri...
Iniyum oru kannuneer...
Iniyum oru vasantha kaalam...
But iniyum ninnepole oraal, athumatram sadyamalla....
Bcoz
daivathinu ore abdham 2 pravasyam sambhavikkillallo
Best boy friend 9895543897 -
Best Boy Friend....
Dear friends........
Me back in pro kerala aftr big break
Njoy again......
By
Best Boy Friend... : ) -
snehikan eniku nine venam......
Ninte Ormayil Chilappol Njanundavilla Pakshe Ente Hridayathil Neeyund
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snehikan eniku nine venam......
Ente jivanaya nine nastapedutan enikavila.... orayira varsam nejod chertu vachu snehika eniku nine venam...... nine matram.....
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Aa Mizhikal Nirayumbol...
Aa Mizhikal Nirayumbol Pidayunnath Ente Hridhayamanu.. Ennal,
Ente Hridhayam Pidayunnath Kanan Ithuvare Aa Mizhikalk Kazhinjitilla. . . "