SMS Submissions by Semi RockSs!!

Name:	Semi RockSs!!
Total Submissions:	5
Average User Rating:	​
Most Active Category:	Funny SMS Jokes - 4 Message(s)

Given below are all the SMS messages contributed by our user Semi RockSs!!.

• best exercise!!

  Cheating in exams is the best exercise
  
  for your reflexes,
  
  your eyes roll to see the answer sheet of your seatmate!
  
  Your ears become sensitive,
  
  even to the softest whispers to get what your
  
  ... ... seatmate says!
  
  Your neck stretches either ways to
  
  search for clues!
  
  Your hand copies the answer
  
  faster than ever!
  
  Your feet kicks the chair of
  
  your classmate to let him/her know
  
  that you want to copy!
  
  It's the best way to make urself healthy,
  
  n tHat's d secret Of ma heAlthy bOdy... !!: P

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• strAnge n fuNny!!

  ever noticed
  
  all parents spend 1st 18
  
  months trying to make the
  
  children "STAND UP and TALK!"
  
  ... ... & The next 18 yrs trying
  
  to make them "SIT DOWN
  
  and LISTEN"..... !!!!

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• uRekaAa..!!

  “Cream biscutil cream undayirikum pakshe
  
  tiger biscutil orikkalum tiger undayirikilla !
  
  santosh pandit (Super star)

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• a frIend!!

  A superb Thought 4 All Those Who Love Their FRIENDS
  
  'a gOOD fRIEND nEVER
  
  aLLOWS yOU to Do
  
  ... ...
  
  wRONG tHINGS
  
  "A. L. O. N. E": P
  
  -Semi rOckZz.. !!-

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• Plz Help those scientists!!

  Scientists all over the world r wondering
  how long a human being can live without a brain...
  So, Kindly tell them ur age plz.....
  
  ("chali club"@ facebook)

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