SMS Submissions by suresh.chakkara02@gmail.com
| Name: | suresh.chakkara02@gmail.com |
| Total Submissions: | 24 |
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| Most Active Category: | SMS Jokes - 17 Message(s) |
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Mullaperiyar
Mullaperiyar dam pottiyal
440 beveragum 337 BARukalum,
1785 kallushappukalum Ozhukippokum.
Save mullaperiyar(all kerala kudiyan's association) -
Wonder!!!!!
Adhyame ninne njan onnu vanangatte...
Nee budhiyil oru aanayanu,
gambheeryathil nee oru simhamanu,
saundaryathil nee oru poochayanu,
vegathayil nee oru cheetappuliyanu,
mothathil nee oru "MANUSHYANE ALLA"
Ho!! Ellamkoodichernnu enthu mrugamano entho!! -
Teacher vs tintu
Teacher: njan kanakku sir'inu kiss koduthathu nee kanda karyam purathu parayaruthennu ninnodu paranjathalle, ippol athu ariyathavar schoolil aarumillallo.
Tintu: njan puratharodum paranjittilla, class'inullil chennittanu ellavarodum paranjathu. -
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Sir: kozhikkunju muttayilninnum engane purathu varum
Tintu: engane akathu kayariyennu adyam para.. -
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Your Account hasbeen successfull Balence is__
ingane oru message ninte phonil orikkalenkilum vannittundo
Recharge cheyyunnavaikku mathrame ingane varoo....
Athukondanu ninakku inganathe message varathathu.
Vallappozhumenkilum onnu recharge cheyyade.... -
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Ninne kanan enthu bhamgi ennu ninte friendsukal parayarundo
Anganeyanenkil ninte friends valare vishala hridayaranu.
Athukondu nee kannadiyil nokkaruthu...
Changathi nannayal kannadi venda ennanallo,
athukondu nee kannadiyil nokki,
friends'ne kallanmarakkaruthu.
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Ninne njan vilichu...
Ninne njan ethra thavana vilichu,
nee varaamennu paranjathallathe nee vannilla innum nee vannillenkil
njan....
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"CHAANAKAM"vaaran vere aaline vilikkum, paranjekkam. -
Shambu khaini
Oru appooppan, kadayile alodu:
shanbu undo
Kadakkaran: ethu shambuva, thengu kayaran pokunna shambuvano
Appooppan: athalla vaayilidunna shambuvinte karyama.
Kadakkaran: oh! Nammude flute shambu, avan ippol aa paripadiyokke nirthi ippo sms vayikkukaya. -
NERCHAKKOZHI
Teacher: vivaham kazhichal vivahithan
vivaham kazhikkathayal avivahithan
ennal vivaham theerumanichayale enthu vilikkum
Tintu: "NERCHAKKOZHI" -
Answer parayamo?????
Questian shraddichu vayikkuka.
Orukoottam kilikal(birds) parannu pokukayayirunnu,
appol thazhe ninnu oru kili avarodu chodichu,
ningal ethra perundu
Appol kottathil oru kili paranju,
njangalum, njangalodoppavum,
njangalil pakuthiyum, athinte
pakuthiyum, neeyum chernal
"100"akum.
ENKIL PARANNU POKUNNA AKE KILIKALUDE ENNAM ETHRA
Budhiyulla friend'kale kandu pidichu prokeralayiloode ariyikkumallo.... VEGAMAKATTE EE ANUKOOLYAM KURACHU DIVASATHEKKU MATHRAM. -
Greegorian vs mango
Vikariyachan manga kazhichukondirikkumbol sister kayarivannu oru mango piece achan sister'nu koduthu mango'yude taste ishtamaya sister mangoyude peru chodichu,
thante peranu chodichathennu karuthi achan greegorios ennu paranju..
Pokumbol sister achanodu paranju: GREEGORIOS'nte andi enikku tharumo kuzhichidana. -
Poomaala vs mobile
Kuranginte kayyil poomaala ennu kettittundu... but,
kazhuthayude kayyil mobile irikkunnathu adhyamayitta...
So congratulation. -
Paisa vs money
Paisa innu varum nale pokum but, money anganeyalla, athu eppozhum....
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Thazhe angane thoongikkidakkum. -
Fan idatte
Tintu sadhya undu viyarkkunnathu kanda suplair tin2 vinodu, fan idatte
Tintu: ilayude attathu alpam iittoloo. -
....sukham....
alpanerathe sukhathinu vendi,
randu mamsangalkidayil thiruki vakkunna sadanam enthanennu parayamo..
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Cigarat and beedi. OK? -
snehikkanam
yeshu paranju, ''ningal anyonyam snehikkuka''
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Nammal enthu cheythu?
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Angane paranja yeshuvine pidichu KURISHIL THARACHU. -
daivathinte vikruthi
ha!ha!ha!hi!hi! Ayo enikku vayya... ha!ha
entha chirikkunnathenno. ?
Daivathinu pattunna oro abadhangal kando?
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Enthanenno?
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Nee thanne. Hi!hi! -
deth and birth
oru girl Boy'ye chathikkumpol Avan suicide cheyyunnu.. , angane girl oru jeevan nashtappeduthunnu.
Ennal oru Boy girl'ne chathikkumpol oru kunju janikkunnu.... Angane boy oru jeevan nalkunnu.... !!!
NOTE: Boys eppozhum hridayam ullavaranu. -
yeshu paranju..
nee undillenkilum avale oottuka nee uduthillenkilum avale uduppikkuka.
Enthu kondanu yeshu angane paranju?
alochichu thala punnakkenda....
Yeshu marreed allayirunnu
ayirunnenkil orikkalum angane parayilla. -
padmanapha swami
padmanapha swami ayyappante munnil.
Padm: ente swathu muzuvamum poyee.
Ayyappa: njan oru varsham sampathikkunnathu sookshikkan enikku pattunnilla. Athu appolthanne adichondu pokum.
Pinne nammal enthu cheyyan. -
....A B C D....
A B C D ariyamo. ?
A-ARISTOCRAT
B-BLACK LABEL
C-CONTESSA
D-DOCTORS SPECIAL
E-EIGHT PM
F-FUEL MADE IN AMERICA
G-GOLDEN RUM
H-HONEY BEE
I-IMPERIAL BLUE
J-JONEY WALKER
K-KING FISHER
L-LIME DROP
M-M H
N-NEPOLEAN
O-OLD MONK
P-POWER RUM
Q-QUEEN
R-ROMANOV
S-SMIRNOFF
T-TEQUILLA
U-UNIBOUL
V-VODCA
W-WHITE HALL
X-XXX RUM
Y-YANKEY
Z-ZINGARO
kudikku... kudikku... kudichukondeyirikkooo... BAR FM 99. 9 nattilengum valayi. -
wife husband
wife: ningalkku snehikkan ariyilla.
Hus: pinne ee 3 pillere nee ''INTERNET''il ninnu download cheythathanodee?
Wife: alla Divakarante PENDRIVILninnu coppy cheythatha. ! -
what is this
oru penkutti nadannu pokumpol,
dundumon: kandoda oru kochu sundari penkutty.
Tintu: kochu pennanelum avalude maarathu thoongikkidakkunna....
Dundu: baki parayeda!
Tintu: thoongikkidakkunna.....
''THALI''kando... ? -
aval sammathikkilla
ninne vilikkano oru mis adikkano kothiyillanjittalla.
Aval sammathikkunnilla,
eppo vilichalum Aval parayum,
''PLEASE RECHARGE YURE ACCOUNT''