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  • My pledge is

      STUDENT'S PLEDGE

      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

      Bed is my country. All mosquitoes r my enemies. I love my bed &i am proud of my rich and long sleep. I shall always try to be sleeping. I shall give my books, pen, and all instruments respect and treat them as holy and will remain them untouched. :

      so 4gt evrthng abt studies

    • Edi vanchakee

        "LOvE"

        In France: Is a Comedy

        In England: Its Tragedy

        In Italy: Its a Wonder

        In Germany: Its a Drama

        BuT

        In India: National Game for Girls!

      • Idi appam !!!

          Oru pravasyam mathram e msg vayikavu... ennitu e question inte answr tharanam..
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          Its a challenge..
          Oru pravasyam mathram vayikuka....
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          Ini question ketto...
          ' Idi appathinu ' English'ill entha parayunathu... ?

        • For you my frnz

            If care is a raindrop,
            I send u shower
            !!!!!
            !!!!!
            !!!!!
            If happiness is petal, I send u
            flowers
            *%*%*
            )!(
            ( _ )
            If smile is second, I send u
            hours
            . '12'.
            9 _/ 3
            '. 6. '
            If prayer is
            water, I send u
            sea
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            If joy r leaves,
            I send u
            trees
            , *: "*; , *: "*; ,
            *; % ,, * *; %,, *
            __)(__ __)(__
            Bcz I want to see you HAPPY always: -)

          • For our Dear Parents

              1) Loverinu vendi parentsinod kalav parayunnu
              but
              Parentsinu vendi loverinod kallam paryunnilla?
              :
              2) parentsine upekshich Lovernte koode pokunnu but
              parentsinu vendi loverine endh kond upekshikunnilla?
              :
              3) Loverinod chaya kudicho, entha kazhiche ennu chodikkum,
              but
              parentsinod ennengilum ingane chodichitundo?
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              4) Lover paranjal ella cheetha swabhawam upekshikunnu but
              Parents ethra paranjalum upekshikkumo?
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              parents are next to god....
              We must understand their value....
              Love them, care them....
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              Dedicated to all parents

            • Generation

                New Generation will learn d alphabets
                in dis way: -
                A-Apple
                B-Bluetooth
                C-Chating
                D-Download
                E-Email
                F-Facebook
                G-Google
                H-HTML
                I-Iphone
                J-Java
                K-Kingstn
                L-Laptop
                M-Message
                N-Nero
                O-Orkut
                P-Pizza
                Q-Quick time
                R-RAM
                S-Server
                T-Twitter
                U-USB
                V-Vista
                W-Wifi
                X-XP
                Y-Youtube
                Z-Zorpia

              • Padnabhabha

                  Padmanabha Swami KshetrathiLe Last NiLavarayum Thurannu.

                  AthiL VaLiya Oru Petti Niraye Raajavu Cash KodukanuLLavrude List.

                • Dho prethamM

                    Oru divasam rathri oru girl hostelil rathri 12maniyavmbol toiletil povanayi eneettu.
                    Aval pakshe pedich toiletil ninnu frnsinaduthek odivannu.
                    Aval pediyode frnsinodu paranju aarudeyo nizhal avde kandu.
                    Avar ath karyakeela, avalod kidakkan paranju.
                    Ath vare pedichirunna aval oru punjiriyode kidannu.
                    Rathri 2maniyayappol aval frndine vilich toiletil poyi.
                    Frnd toiletil ninnum irangi. but aval irangiyilla.
                    Frnd avale vilichu.
                    Aval vegam irangamennu paranju. mattu kuttikal vannu.
                    Avale hospitalil kondupoyi.
                    Post mortum nadathi.
                    Result vannu.
                    Aval 12manik marichirnu.
                    Appol 2manik toiletil povan frndine vilichadhara?
                    Aara chirichu kond 12 manik kidannath?
                    Toiletinaduth kanda nizhal ardeya?
                    Ippo ningalde pinnil ninnu chorayolippichu kond e msg vayikunath aara... ?

                  • Luv u frnz

                      Dear friend,

                      nee orkunno aa dinangal.....
                      swantham answr paper ethanennariyatha exam halukal....
                      rahasyam parachilukalude
                      Chemistry period.....
                      urakam toongunna physics perid... kanaku kootalukal pizhaykunna record bookukal...
                      para vaypukalude malsaram....
                      niramarna yuth festival... cinima storiesnte grp discusions.... progrss cardle 1 digit numbers... thurich nilkunna kannukalk munnile p. t. a meeting.... prabhathangalile cheetha vilikal... clasl vannulla maths home workukal.... photostat copy polum tholkunna projects.... assignment last datele classinte busy works... chillara pranayangal..... oppam ella kusrthikalkum kootayi kure frendsum....
                      "THAT IS SSLC LIFE"
                      remember the 10th life once again.....

                    • Oh.. I am great

                        Today I met some1 in Cofee shop...

                        Really Gud looking,
                        Smart,
                        Beautiful,
                        more like a Celebrity.

                        As I walked nearer..

                        Damit!

                        SAINT GOBAIN mirrors..

                        It was ME..

                        'feedbacks nd coments r strictly prohibited... '

                      • Hoi hoi sorry

                          A LOVE MSG JUST READ IT DON'T DELETE IT
                          Orikkal oru nertha mazhayathu avan avalodu avante ishtam ariyichu.
                          Ulil sneham marachu vechu kondu aval paranju enikku ninne snehikkan kazhiyilla ennu.
                          Avan onnum mindathe avalude aduthekku chennu oru letter koduthu enittu paranju-
                          "Ennenkilum ninakku enne orma verunnenkil ee letter potichu vayichu nokanam"ennu.
                          Enittu akalekku avan nadannu neengi. . . . .
                          Kaalangalere kazhinju poyi aa penkutti avane anweshikkan thudangi
                          - avan nilkaarulla sthalangalil, avante koottukarude aduthum okke pakshe avalku vivaram onnum labhichilla, avalariyathe thanne aval avane snehikkunnu ennu avalku manasilayi aval aa pazhaya kathu pottichu vaayichu nokki aval pottikaranju poyi athil avan ezhuthiyirunnathu
                          - "NINAKKAY THUDICHA EE HRIDAYAM INI ORIKKALUM THUDIKKUKAYILA". . .

                        • Azheekkode

                            : -xSukumaar azheekode: -

                            Moham kondal innedhu pennum poochaye pole,
                            pathiye pathiye ath pal pathram kudich vatikyum.
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                            Ivide kavi parayunna PAL PATHRAM steelinte ano?
                            Adhava anengil thanne adhil undayirunnu ennu kavi avakasapedunna PAL milma pal ano?
                            Adhava milma pal anengl, adhu kudichu vaticha poocha kaatt poochayano?
                            Kaatt poochayanengil athinte niramendh?
                            Idhonnum kavi ivide paranjitila, pinnenganeyanu idhoru kavitha agunadh?
                            Idhil vritham undo? Thrikonam undo?
                            E kavitha sadharanakkare udhesich ullathalla, boorshagalaya sambanna vargathe kurichulladhanu..
                            Oru sadharanakaranu moham thonniyal avanu kudich vatikyan ivide palundo?
                            Oru ltr palinu inu 5 rs koottiyathinal pal chaaya maatti kattanchaya akendathinte avsyagatha nammal manasilakendathan suhruthukkale...