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Name:Naazbeatz
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Most Active Category:Funny SMS Jokes - 3 Message(s)

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  • girlz are like....

      Boy: Marry me?
      Girl: Do you have a house?
      Boy: No..
      Girl: Do you have a BMW car?
      Boy: No..
      Girl: How much is your salary?
      Boy: No salary.. but..
      Girl: No but. You have nothing. How can I marry you? Just leave me, please!!
      Boy: I have one villa, 3 property lands, 3 Ferraris, 2Porsches.. Why do I still needto buy BMW?! How can I get salary when actually I am the BOSS?
      Girl : wanna get married ?
      Boy: NO !

    • iam richard but call me rich

        During chat
        Boy: Hi .
        Girl: What? .
        Boy: How are u?
        Girl: Do I know u? .
        Boy: I'm rich..
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        Girl: Oh! Hi...
        My name is Mary but u can call
        me"baby" I'm 19 & I stay in
        Runda. I love short dark men,
        especially like u&I'm glad to meet
        you. So, when are we going out? .
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        Boy:No, no, no"Richard"is my
        name . . .cal me rich

      • funny phone call

          Unknown Calls ;
          He : Hey , Do you have boy friend ?
          She : Yes , Who are you ?
          He : Im your brother , Just wait till
          i come home !
          Another Unknown call
          He : Hey , Do you have boyfriend ?
          She : No !
          He : Im your boyfriend ,You just
          broke my heart
          She : Sorry , I thought it was my
          brother !
          He : Haha ! Im your brother Let
          me reach the house

        • boÿZ are alwayz RockZ

            Oru girl swantham picture fbyil
            upload
            cheythitu ingane ezhuthi : 'hii
            friendzz
            engane und ene kaanaan..?? ' .
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            A boy cmntd in that pic Boy :
            Ninte achan 15-20 thousand'inte
            mobile medichu thannenkil appo
            veetil urappaayum
            oru 500 rupeesinte mirror
            undakum.., Athilu nokiyal pore...!
            Nammalodu
            enthinaa chodikunnathu idiot

          • love ur mother

              Amma: ente kazcha nashta pettal
              mone entha cheyukka
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              Makan: njan hospitalil kondupoyi
              chikisikum. .
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              Amma: enitum kazcha kittiyilenkil
              enthu cheyyum?
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              . Makan: ethra panam chilavayalum
              lokathu evideyayalum poyi
              ammaye chikisikum. Kazcha
              kitanathu vare!!
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              . Makan: shari ente kanninte
              kazcha aanu nashtapedunnath
              enkil amma entha cheyyuk?
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              Amma: ponnu mone njan ente kannu ente monu
              tharum
              No OnE Is BeTtEr than MOTHEr

            • Don't love a beautiful person.

                Don't love a beautiful person.
                Love a person who can give you a beautiful life..
                Manassilayille?
                Paint kandu 'veedu' vaangaruthennu..!!