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Name:Naazbeatz
Total Submissions:6
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Most Active Category:Funny SMS Jokes - 3 Message(s)

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  • Don't love a beautiful person.

      Don't love a beautiful person.
      Love a person who can give you a beautiful life..
      Manassilayille?
      Paint kandu 'veedu' vaangaruthennu..!!

    • love ur mother

        Amma: ente kazcha nashta pettal
        mone entha cheyukka
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        Makan: njan hospitalil kondupoyi
        chikisikum. .
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        Amma: enitum kazcha kittiyilenkil
        enthu cheyyum?
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        . Makan: ethra panam chilavayalum
        lokathu evideyayalum poyi
        ammaye chikisikum. Kazcha
        kitanathu vare!!
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        . Makan: shari ente kanninte
        kazcha aanu nashtapedunnath
        enkil amma entha cheyyuk?
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        Amma: ponnu mone njan ente kannu ente monu
        tharum
        No OnE Is BeTtEr than MOTHEr

      • boÿZ are alwayz RockZ

          Oru girl swantham picture fbyil
          upload
          cheythitu ingane ezhuthi : 'hii
          friendzz
          engane und ene kaanaan..?? ' .
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          A boy cmntd in that pic Boy :
          Ninte achan 15-20 thousand'inte
          mobile medichu thannenkil appo
          veetil urappaayum
          oru 500 rupeesinte mirror
          undakum.., Athilu nokiyal pore...!
          Nammalodu
          enthinaa chodikunnathu idiot

        • funny phone call

            Unknown Calls ;
            He : Hey , Do you have boy friend ?
            She : Yes , Who are you ?
            He : Im your brother , Just wait till
            i come home !
            Another Unknown call
            He : Hey , Do you have boyfriend ?
            She : No !
            He : Im your boyfriend ,You just
            broke my heart
            She : Sorry , I thought it was my
            brother !
            He : Haha ! Im your brother Let
            me reach the house

          • iam richard but call me rich

              During chat
              Boy: Hi .
              Girl: What? .
              Boy: How are u?
              Girl: Do I know u? .
              Boy: I'm rich..
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              Girl: Oh! Hi...
              My name is Mary but u can call
              me"baby" I'm 19 & I stay in
              Runda. I love short dark men,
              especially like u&I'm glad to meet
              you. So, when are we going out? .
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              Boy:No, no, no"Richard"is my
              name . . .cal me rich

            • girlz are like....

                Boy: Marry me?
                Girl: Do you have a house?
                Boy: No..
                Girl: Do you have a BMW car?
                Boy: No..
                Girl: How much is your salary?
                Boy: No salary.. but..
                Girl: No but. You have nothing. How can I marry you? Just leave me, please!!
                Boy: I have one villa, 3 property lands, 3 Ferraris, 2Porsches.. Why do I still needto buy BMW?! How can I get salary when actually I am the BOSS?
                Girl : wanna get married ?
                Boy: NO !