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Wash basin
Oru hotelil fud kaych kaynj avduthe wash basin kazhukunnath kanda oraal:thaanenthinado wash basin kazhukunnath?Tin2:ntho cheyana avde ezhuthi vechirikunnath kandile"WASH BASIN"
SMS by Najiya naji -
Tintuvum fanum
Dundu:ithennaa current poitum fan karangunnindalooTint2:sssshhh....mindallee current poyath fan arinjittilla
SMS by Najiya naji -
English class
English classil teacher:nammal 'it' vannal 'is' cherkanamTintu:apo teachare 'it it' vannal nth cheyumTeacher: itit vanna thudach kalanja mathi
SMS by Najiya naji -
Be optimistic!
Think positive today! It will be a great day. There is always a chance that your boss will get carried off by a pack of wolves.
SMS by Richard Kronick -
next gen LKG poem
next generatn's LKG poem
chatting chatting
yes papa
girlfriend setting
no papa
telling lies
no papa
open your whatsapp
hahaha,SMS by jamsheerali kp
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husband and wife
A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked How much pay...
Devil: Nothing, hell to hell is free... :-)SMS by Aswathy SR Achu -
Marriage equation
The Equation of Marriage:
7 Glances = 1 Smile
7 Smiles = 1 Meeting
7 Meetings = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposals = 1 Marriage
And that 1 marriage has 77777+
problems.
So beware of a glance. Whatsapp +256702930455SMS by Banter De G-neous -
boyz rOckzzz
Teacher:Can u See God
Class:No
Teacher: can u touch God
Class:No
Teacher:Then isn't a GOD
A Boy Raises From His Bench And Said:
"Sir ,can u see ur brain"
Teacher:No
Boy:Can u touch ur brain
Teacher :No
Boy: OK So u dont hav brain?!
BOYS ARE ALWAYS ROCKIN ..
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for frndship,
watzapp- 7736619082 -
RULES FOR STUDENTS
1-Never make noise in the class bcoz others r sleeping , 2-be absent 2 keep the campus clean, 3-always take books it act as pillow , 4-never come early to class,no one will notice u........Njoy school life........
SMS by angel star -
boYs rocKzzz
Why girls block boys.? examples given below
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Boy: What's your Name??
Girl: Rani and you?
Boy: Rajaa.....
*!blocked!*
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Girl :"have good day".........
Boy:no thanks....i like "tiger
biskets" more......
*!Blocked!*
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Girl :what's up...??
Boy:kerala.....!!
*blocked*
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Boy:Thank you.......!
Girl :it's my pleasure....!
Boy:my bajaj pulsur.....
**blocked forever**..
watsapp - 7736619082 -
maDe in inDia lolZ .. <3
A Japani came to INDIA...!
He took an auto to go to the airport,
on the way a Honda overtakes ...
Japani: HONDA made in JAPAN..... very
fast... next a toyota overtakes
Japani: TOYOTA made in JAPAN.....very fast ....
Reached Airport & asked How Much?
Driver: RS. 8000 ....
Japani: Why so expensive??
Driver: METER made in
INDIA ........''VERY FAST.....'' JAI HO ...
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watsapp - 7736619082 -
ladies first
2 Lovers decided to suicide...!
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Boy jumped 1st, Girl Closed her
eyes n returned
Home...
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Boy In the Air Opened the
Parachute n Said I
knew that Bitch won't "jump.!
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From that day onwards
peoplestarted saying
# Ladies FirstSMS by Mohd Junaid -
Junaid Elampara
WHY DO STUDENTS FAIL? ?
A year has 365 days
Sundays :52
balance :313 summer
holidays:50
bal:263days
8hours daily sleep means 122
days
bal:141days
1 hour daily playing means
15days
bal:126days
2 hours daily foodmeans 30 days
bal:96days
1hr 4 talking means15 days
bal:81days
exam days total in year 35days
bal:46 days
festival 40days
bal:6day
sickness 3days,movies & functions
at least2days,
balance-1day,
that 1 day is Ur birthday
HOW CAN A STUDENT PASS?SMS by Mohd Junaid -
I love you
I love you
i love you very much
i love you realy
i love you agan
bcoz. Swami vivek anand paranjatundu love animals. Prethekichu MONKEYS,SMS by JifFin ThoMas AT -
sO briLLiant ...!
Brilliant Answers by a Student who got 0% Marks.
Question .1 - In which battle did Tipu Sultan Died ?
Ans.- In his Last Battle.
Question .2- What is the Main Reason for Divorce ?.
Ans.- Marriage.
Question .3- Ganga Flows in which State ?
Ans.- Liquid State.
Question .4- When was Mahatma Gandhi Born?
Ans.- On His Birthday
#LoLzZ.....
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for love nd frndshp , add me ..
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watsapp - 7736619082 -
needs love women only
Ur Past is a Waste Paper,Present is a News Paper,Future is a Question Paper,So Read & Write carefuly otherwise ur life may be a Tissue paper.. Whatspp me @ +234-8139792003
SMS by Samuel Jack -
Relationship Between Men-Men and Women-Women
A woman doesn’t
come home one night. The
next day she tells her
husband that she had slept
over at a girlfriend's house. The husband calls his wife's
10 best friends. None of
them know anything about
it.A man doesn’t come home
one night. The next day he tells his wife that he had
slept over at a friend’s
house. The wife calls her
husband's 10 best men
friends. Eight of them
confirm that he had slept over, and two claim that he
was still there.
From +254750888888SMS by Hon Cylus Okenyoru -
U r a bitch
U are a BITCH
don't panic bitch means,
beautifull
intelligent
talent
cute
hilarious
ARE U SMILE NOW ?
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So u r a realy *BITCH*SMS by Arun Az Criz -
Boyz always rockz
Best slogan by a boy on the occasion of world
environment day:
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‘Save Earth,
This is The Only Planet
Where U Get Girls.!
9847352182SMS by Heart Smuggler -
Laugh for once
I crack a joke
To make you smile
A hardened look on your face
Is your reply.
Not a peep not a word
it's like meeting a silent bird;
Strange and unusual
But then
Out of the midst of a scowl
The corners of her mouth
Turn upwards into
A beautiful smile.
A laugh, a happy ray of hope.
I am having
an unordinary daySMS by bella whit -
A man received an unknown call.
A man received an unknown call..
Girl : hello do you have a gf??
Man : no, who are you darling?
Girl : M ur girl friend Diana, hate u
Again man got a call
Girl : do u have a gf??
Man : yes darling
Girl : m ur wife Alice, hate u
Man : oh sorry honey i didn't recognise u
Girl : m Diana i knew it that u have a wife, Hate u liar...
Man : wtf..... :-P:-D -
Hey....please help me as a friend
Hey..,please could you send me a passport size photo of yours...Please do me this favour... As a biology student i have to do research about monkeys it would be very helpful
SMS by Sherly Jayanthi -
If a BARBER makes amistake,it’s a new style. .If a POLI
If a BARBER makes a
mistake,
it’s a new style. .
If a POLITICIAN makes a
mistake,
it’s a new law. .
If a SCIENTIST makes a
mistake,
it’s a new invention. .
If a TAILOR makes a
mistake,
it’s a new fashion. .
If a TEACHER makes a
mistake,
it’s a new theory. .
If a STUDENT makes a
mistake,
it’s a "MISTAKE" .
This iz cheating... -
For boyfriends and girlfriends
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
I don't know
i don't know who?
i dont know who i am because i got lost in to your eyes(from boys, for girls only)
or
i dont know because your perfect for me(from girls, to boys)SMS by Rip Kitty Mendez -
www.facebook.com/nalla.payya
i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again
www.facebook.com/nalla.payyaSMS by nalla payyan -
girlz are like....
Boy: Marry me?
Girl: Do you have a house?
Boy: No..
Girl: Do you have a BMW car?
Boy: No..
Girl: How much is your salary?
Boy: No salary.. but..
Girl: No but. You have nothing. How can I marry you? Just leave me, please!!
Boy: I have one villa, 3 property lands, 3 Ferraris, 2Porsches.. Why do I still needto buy BMW?! How can I get salary when actually I am the BOSS?
Girl : wanna get married ?
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funny phone call
Unknown Calls ;
He : Hey , Do you have boy friend ?
She : Yes , Who are you ?
He : Im your brother , Just wait till
i come home !
Another Unknown call
He : Hey , Do you have boyfriend ?
She : No !
He : Im your boyfriend ,You just
broke my heart
She : Sorry , I thought it was my
brother !
He : Haha ! Im your brother Let
me reach the house
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