Malayalam SMS Jokes - Malayalam Comedy SMS Messages
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shanthattam
Sreesanth'S new film
'Onpatham Thamburan'
"World cup kalikkanam enna mohavumayi chennu pettathu Bangladheshinu munpil.
Chennapade ball cheyyan paranju Dhoni,
Rubber thottathil tennis ball erinju nadanna enikkundo stitch ball eriyan ariyunnu.
Avasanam
kutti madaline manasil vicharichu erinju 5 over.
Athode Dhoni flat.
Erinju muzhumikan vittilla,
marodu cherthu pidich
2 pulicha theri.
Athil pinne bowl cheyyendi vannitilla,
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Take ur own time and reply
Answr my
Questn.
But think b4 answrg.
Ur name is U.
My name is I.
Now tell me who is monkey? U or I !!
Take ur own time and replySMS by ajeesh kadampuzha
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god is great
A boy prayed to God.
Oru Joli,
Oru Bag Niraye Cash,
Oru Vandi,
den Aa vandi Niraye Girls.
GOD avante prarthana Kettu.
GOD IS GREAT !
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4 all frendz,
chandhrika: kaanana chayayil aadumekan, njanum varatteyo ninte koode..
ramanan: padilla padilla namme nammal, paade marannonnum cheythukooda..
chandrika: enth, ! paade marannu cheyyaano? , oho, appo ithaayirunnu ningalude manasilirip, alle...
ramanan: oh, ithaanu njan ninne kondupokaathath...
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An$u mon funny
An$u mon; aa pasu endhina karayunne...
Mom; athine arakkan kondu povukaya....
An$u mon; humm athraye ullu... njhan karuthi athine schoolil cherkkan kondu povukayayirikkum ennu.... !!!SMS by Najeeeb.... Ansu rocks.. -
KANDHA MATHAM
Orikkal Kandhapuram:
Makkalle makkalle....... Nyan Puthiya MATHAM kandu pidichu Entha nyan Athinu Peridukha
Perod: Enthinada nee pedikkunnathu? Ninte Peritto
Kandhapuram: Enth
Perod: KANDHA MATHAM
(mooppark enthellam vyavasayangallannu... Jaram vyavasayam, Mudi vyavasayam, etc.. )SMS by Tintu Kantha puram -
Parayu... Aano..?!!
Enthu chodhichalum, alla... alla...
ennu parayunna kure viddikalundu nammude ee lokathu,
neeyum angane aano.
Parayu... Aano.. ? !!SMS by __younus 9895444580 -
Puliyavam..!!
Ninte Peru Kond Thudangi
Ente Peru Kondavasanikunna Oru Jeevi
KAZHUTHAPULI
Deshyapedandado Forward Cheythal thanikum Puliyavam.. !!SMS by __younus 9895444580 -
tindu wife
dundu mon: ninaq swargathiloa narakathiloa poakanishttam
Tindu mon: njan ende wife noadu chodhichitu parayam
Dundu mon: athrakkum wife nea eshttamanoa
Tindu mon: athalla eniyum narakam anubavikan vayyaSMS by PAANJALI(MALAPPURAM) -
My pledge is
STUDENT'S PLEDGE
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Bed is my country. All mosquitoes r my enemies. I love my bed &i am proud of my rich and long sleep. I shall always try to be sleeping. I shall give my books, pen, and all instruments respect and treat them as holy and will remain them untouched. :
so 4gt evrthng abt studies -
Dho prethamM
Oru divasam rathri oru girl hostelil rathri 12maniyavmbol toiletil povanayi eneettu.
Aval pakshe pedich toiletil ninnu frnsinaduthek odivannu.
Aval pediyode frnsinodu paranju aarudeyo nizhal avde kandu.
Avar ath karyakeela, avalod kidakkan paranju.
Ath vare pedichirunna aval oru punjiriyode kidannu.
Rathri 2maniyayappol aval frndine vilich toiletil poyi.
Frnd toiletil ninnum irangi. but aval irangiyilla.
Frnd avale vilichu.
Aval vegam irangamennu paranju. mattu kuttikal vannu.
Avale hospitalil kondupoyi.
Post mortum nadathi.
Result vannu.
Aval 12manik marichirnu.
Appol 2manik toiletil povan frndine vilichadhara?
Aara chirichu kond 12 manik kidannath?
Toiletinaduth kanda nizhal ardeya?
Ippo ningalde pinnil ninnu chorayolippichu kond e msg vayikunath aara... ? -
Azheekkode
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Moham kondal innedhu pennum poochaye pole,
pathiye pathiye ath pal pathram kudich vatikyum.
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Ivide kavi parayunna PAL PATHRAM steelinte ano?
Adhava anengil thanne adhil undayirunnu ennu kavi avakasapedunna PAL milma pal ano?
Adhava milma pal anengl, adhu kudichu vaticha poocha kaatt poochayano?
Kaatt poochayanengil athinte niramendh?
Idhonnum kavi ivide paranjitila, pinnenganeyanu idhoru kavitha agunadh?
Idhil vritham undo? Thrikonam undo?
E kavitha sadharanakkare udhesich ullathalla, boorshagalaya sambanna vargathe kurichulladhanu..
Oru sadharanakaranu moham thonniyal avanu kudich vatikyan ivide palundo?
Oru ltr palinu inu 5 rs koottiyathinal pal chaaya maatti kattanchaya akendathinte avsyagatha nammal manasilakendathan suhruthukkale... -
snehikkanam
yeshu paranju, ''ningal anyonyam snehikkuka''
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Nammal enthu cheythu?
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Angane paranja yeshuvine pidichu KURISHIL THARACHU. -
B.. NILAVARAYIL
Sree padmanabha swamiyude 5 nilavarayum thurannu
Kodi kanakkinu swathu.... , Ethu enthu
cheyyanamennu choodupidicha charchakal.........
"Angane.. "B "Arayum thurannu................
Athu kandavar njettipoyi.....................
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ORU VALIYA PETTI MUZHUVAN.................
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RAJAVU KADAM KODUKKAN ULLAVARUDE
LIST AAYIRUNNU ........... -
I am looking for someone w
Penkutty oru pattiyod: - "Ingane pala nirathilulla kunjungale prasavikkan engane saadhikkunnu.. ? "
Patti: - "Thuniyillathe roadiloode onnu nadannu nokku.... "SMS by BLACKRIDER -
a love story
A guy had cancer & had only 30n days left...
He liked a girl work in a CD shop but never told her about his love every day he used to buy a CD just spend some time with her. After a month he died when d girl went in search4him. his mom told He died out of cancer
& took her 12 his room, where she saw all d cds unopened & d girl strarted crying. u no y?
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She had love letters 4 him inside d cd's. both loved, but never expressed.
never repet mistakes.
For friendship- 9895543897