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  • Join My groop PADAYAPPAclub

      Sex um Vicks um thammilulla vyathyasam enthanu...

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      Thirummi kkidakkunnathu Vicks..
      Kidannu thirummiyal SEX..

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    • Shit Shit Shit......

        Mohan Thomasinte Uchistavum Amedhyavum Kootikuzhachu 4 neravum vetti vizhungi aasanathil vaalum churutti irunnal pora.....

        Message ayakanam

        Message Shit Stit Stit.....

        Anand: 8891777023

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      • Favourites.......

          Bruce Lee's Favourites:

          Veg: Thakka-Lee

          Breakfast: Id-Lee

          Festvl: Diwa-Lee

          Actress: Sona-Lee

          Filim: Gill-Lee

          Animal: Pal-Lee

          Friend: U (Koma-Lee)

          Anand: 8891777023

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        • Recharging

            Aliyo nee ayacha message kollam pakshe ini muthal message ayakumbol thazhe kanumpolathe msgs ayachal Mathi

            RECHARGE SUCCESSFUL on

            06-10-2011 at 09: 58AM Talktime Rs

            333. 00. MRP Rs

            333. 00 Trans ID

            1436559204

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            Anand: 8891777023

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          • superstar.......

              superstar prithviraj: ente Teja Bhai kandit enne Mammukkayum, Lalettanum vilichu...

              Indrajit: Aano..

              prithvi: athe... ,

              Mammukka- Thanthakum,

              Lalettan- Thallakum vilichu...

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            • Sardar Jiiiiii,,Khi Hal Chal Hein,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

                Q: ) How do U recognize a sardar in school or College

                A: ) They are the ones who erase their notebooks when the teacher erases the blackboard.. . BOLO tarara!!

                Q: ) Why did the sardarji sleep with a scale

                A: ) Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept....... .

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                SMS by Ajesh Ashok

              • ....mubu....

                  "Ith kerala policinte anaasthayaanu.. Oru joli cheyumbo athu poornamayi nirvahikanam.. ente samayathinte vila avarkariyilla.. 2 divasamayi ilatha cash mudakki njan aanakombum vangich veetil irikan thudangiyitt"

                  -Prithviraj(suprstr).

                  9895373641

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                  SMS by noushad.k

                • Kothuku shalyam mattan

                    Ningalude roomil kothuku shalyamundo. ? Enkil itha kothukine kollan oru noothana margam 1) adyam kothukine jeevanodu pidikkuka 2) kothukine kattilil malarthi kidathuka 3) ennittu kothukinte 2 chirakukalum ningalude kalu kondu chavitti pidikkuka 4) kothukinte vayattil melle ikkilyiduka 5) appol kothuku chirikkanai va thurakkum 6) oru teaspoon poison athinte vayilekku ozhikkuka. Athode kothuku easly close

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                    SMS by Manoj k pandalam

                  • RAJAPOOOOOOOOOOO KOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIII

                      Sreesanth: Nee verum vayatil ethra porotta

                      kazhikum

                      Rajappan: 5 ennam. . . . .

                      Sree: MANDAAAAAAAAAA. . . . 1 thinnal pinne verum vayar akumo

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                      Rajappan veetil poyi wife Supri Molod: Mole nee

                      verum vayatil ethra porotta kazhikum

                      Supri: 4 ennam. . . . . . .

                      Rajappan: SSSSSSSHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOO

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                      5 ennam anekil oru thamasha undayirunu. . . . . . : P: P

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                      SMS by chand

                    • Moganirunna

                        Moganirunna pattiyude thalayil thenga veenennu kettu, vallathum pattiyo? valiya thenga ayirunno? ippol enganeyundu? alla nee enthina mongiyathu?

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                      • ARIYIPPU plzzzz listen

                          ARIYIPPU... :

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                          Ini Orariyippu Undakunnathu vare

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                          Mattoru Ariyippu undayirikkunnathalla.

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                        • Kunju ente kanji

                            Kunju oru dhivasam busil irunnu yathra cheyumbol.. Kozhikode ethiyappol oru vayasan bussil kayari

                            kunju: chetta itha ividay irunnolu

                            vayasan: illa mone irikkan neramilla njammakku vegam kannuril ethanam

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                            SMS by RIJIL

                          • GET AN IDEA

                              If u marry 1 Girl, She will Fight WITH u. If u marry 2 Girls, They will Fight 4u...... Think Different GET IDEA

                              Anand: 8891777023

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                              SMS by Anand

                            • BOYS and GIRLS

                                GIRL: Nyangalkku Boys Ennal K. S. R. T. C bus poleyaa. Ønnu poyaal pinneyum varum.

                                BOY: Nyangalkku Girls AutoRiksha Poleya. Önnine Vilichal 10 EnnamVarum

                                Anand: 8891777023

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                              • 4 all frendz,

                                  oru boy avnte clasmate aya oru penkuttye snehichirunu.

                                  oru divasam avan ath avalod paranju

                                  pakshe aval athu deshiyatode nirasichu...

                                  oru divasam penkuty avante txtbook kadam vangi enitu aval atil oru msg ezuthi. "I Lov U too, enne vittu ne pokaruth plz"

                                  pakshe avan aa ltr kandilenu matrmala avalod onum mindukapolum cheitilla.

                                  varshangal kadannu poyi,

                                  avasanam a penkuty suicidin cheythu...

                                  annavante vivahavum..

                                  MORAL: varsatil orikalenkilum book thurannu nokuka...

                                  -vinu 9747 632 633-

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                                • achu kasaragod

                                    nalla manassulla orale kanan lokam muzhuvan thiranjitt karyamilla

                                    bcz

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                                    ('. ') njanente veetilalle

                                    < )(> ingotu vaa: ))

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                                    SMS by achu ksrgd

                                  • Pularkalathu itittu

                                      Pularkalathu itittu vezhunna mazhathullikalum

                                      udhichuyarunna suryanum

                                      marayanorungunna rathrikalum

                                      Vidaranorungunna pookkalumellam

                                      ninnodayi parayum "dey mathiyade urangiyithu innengilum onnu poyi kulikkede!!!

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                                      SMS by M!dhun sivadas

                                    • enne lokham manassilaakki tudangiya naal..

                                        Annu enikku 6 vayasu..

                                        njan 1st std padikunnu. motham classil46 kuttikal.

                                        Oru divasam mercy teachr ennod chodichu,

                                        "ente kayil 45 choclate und, ath engane 46 kutikalk kodukum

                                        njan paranju

                                        "Eniku venda miss avarku kodutholu.. "

                                        "Noufal Kareem"enna valiya manassulla kuttiye lokam manasilaki thudangiyathu avide ninnanu.

                                        note: peru edit cheyth thenditharam kanikaruth, paranjekkaam..

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                                        SMS by Noufal Kareem +91 9895543897

                                      • ....dhatri....

                                          "DHATRI"hair oil use cheythu kazhinjappol ente mudi kozhichil poornamayi mari...

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                                          "gandhiji".. !

                                          By Noufal Kareem

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                                        • 4 all frendz,

                                            thomasukuty: da mahadeva, kinattil oru eli veenu.

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                                            mahadevan: eli alle de, puli onnum allallo. nee aa elipeti kinattilidu.

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                                            govindankuty: athu venda, namukku oru poochaye idam.

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                                            appukuttan: aarum pedikenda, njan kinatil elivisham kalakiyittund !!!

                                            -vinu, 9747 632 633-

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                                          • 4 all frendz,

                                              thaamarassery college....

                                              annu njammalu 3rd B. cominu padikana kalam...

                                              njamakanengi 18 sub. ,

                                              kadukumani vithyasathil 1 subjct onnu angoto ingoto thota mathi njaml year out...

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                                              vitilla... !!

                                              insha alla

                                              padachone ingalu katholeee.. nnu parnj thundu vechu exm otteyuthanu.

                                              result vanapo 18 visayathilum njamlu pass.

                                              appo thanne universty njamle vilichoru award thann.

                                              vice chancelor njammle porath thateetu parayaa..

                                              "pahaya vallatha budhiya anaku ennu"

                                              -vinu, 9747 632 633-

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                                            • padicha pani marakkilla

                                                3 per daivathe kandu varam vanganai thabassirunnu oru swarna kachavadakkaran oru buisiness man oru kallan

                                                avasanam daivam prathyakshappettu

                                                awarna k: enicku oru room niraye swarnam venam

                                                daivam: ok nalgiyirikkunnu

                                                buisns man: enick oru room niraye panam venam

                                                daivam: ok nalgiyirickunnu, ennittu kallanodu chodichu nineckenda vendathu

                                                kallan: ippol poya randuperude address thannal mathi ....

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                                                SMS by achu ksrgd

                                              • Malayalee Jokes

                                                  Oru Divasam Malabarukaran Malayalichettan Angu Dufayilottu Poyi.... Vazhiyil Niraye Kazhchakal Kandu!!!

                                                  Nadannu kondirikke Pettonnoru bus vannu....

                                                  Chettan Kai Katti....... Bus Nirthi,,, Ennittu Chettan Kurachu Pullum Vaikolum Vellom Vechittu Paranju.... Enthoru Anusaranalla jeevi EE duniyavilundavula nnu.

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                                                  SMS by VIVEK.P

                                                • i love youuuuuuuu

                                                    oru girl paranju “athennikku

                                                    vennom” another girl paranju –

                                                    “illa tharilla” pinne bahalamayi,

                                                    adiyayi, oduvilenthu patti&. …

                                                    ente photo keeripoyi…...... ... My god..... Glamour enikkoru shyapamano....... ?

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                                                    SMS by Tharun 9895973021

                                                  • Oru apeeksha

                                                      Kudu pourilek kerumbol undakunna sukam enik onn ariyenam. Ivide ulla girls ready alle. Ente penis is ready 4 ur hole. Aah aah

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                                                      SMS by Ninte appan

                                                    • Rayappan rocksss chandranil vellamund

                                                        Chandranil vellamund... NASA,

                                                        Prthviraj suddenly writte a letter to nasa

                                                        "MCR mund lalettan,

                                                        Udayam mund mammooka,

                                                        Ramraj mund jayaram...

                                                        chandranile vellamundinu enne ambasider aakanam..

                                                        njanum oru super staraaa.

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                                                        SMS by mjb2011

                                                      • VINEESH 9633296603

                                                          Que: Kannante kamukiyayirunna Radhayude initial enthu

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                                                          2. N

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                                                          4. R

                                                          Ansr: N

                                                          (Kolakkuzhal vili ketto Radhe "N"Radhe) .....

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                                                        • kochikkaran kochapu

                                                            Kochikkaran kochappu paranhu kochikkarellam kallanmaranennu. kochikkarellam kallanmaranenkil kochappuvum kallanalle? kochappu kallananenkil kochappu paranhathu kallamalle? kochappu paranhathu kallamanenkil kochikkarellam nallaveralle? kochikkarellam nallavaranenkil kochappuvum nallavanalle? kochappu nallavananenkil kochappu paranhathu sathyamalle? kochappu paranhathu sathyamanenkil kochikkarellam kallanmaralle

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                                                            SMS by thufail

                                                          • Raandy oorton

                                                              Mammootty: Ente kayyilulla pettiyil enthanennu paranjal athilulla 'LADU' muzhuvan njan ninakku tharam

                                                              Mohan lal: JILEBI

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                                                            • mohanlalinte ore karyam

                                                                Pranayam kaanan Odi kithachu ethiya mohanlal and Antony perumbavoor

                                                                LAL- 2u balcony

                                                                Ticketman- illa.

                                                                Lal- Ennaloru 1st class

                                                                Ticketman- illa.

                                                                ... LAL- Ennal oru 2nd class

                                                                Ticketman- illa

                                                                LAL- njanado ee padathile nayakanum producerum

                                                                Ticketman- Aarayalum randu perke mathramayi padam odikan patilla ammava

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                                                                SMS by akhil
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