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  • Poomaala vs mobile

      Kuranginte kayyil poomaala ennu kettittundu... but,
      kazhuthayude kayyil mobile irikkunnathu adhyamayitta...
      So congratulation.

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      SMS by suresh.chakkara02@gmail.com

    • Paisa vs money

        Paisa innu varum nale pokum but, money anganeyalla, athu eppozhum....

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        Thazhe angane thoongikkidakkum.

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      • Ninte mobile

          Dear frnd: -

          Mobile nannayi kazhukuka. Cheriya kashanangalayi murikkuka aavashiyathinu ennayum masalakalum cherkkuka Ningalude mobile achar ready

          ninde mobilil ninnu oru callo sms o varunnilla

          Atheduthu acharenkilu idoo....

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          SMS by Noufi..

        • Vaidyarude chikilsa

            Vaidyarodu Rogi: Vaidyare ente kalil neerundu. Kurayanulla marunnu thaa.

            Vaidyar: Marunnu paranju tharam. angadi kadayil ninnum vanguka. ezhuthi edutholuu.

            "Raavile ezhunnettu kulichittu thozhuthu nalla Kanthum venna vangi kalil purattuka. Athil Somaresam chalichu aavi pidikkuka. Raathri urangunnathinu munpu Aamakunnan Thailam Thai kilaviyude ....... chalichu muthukathu purattuka. Maari varum.

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            SMS by Sajanjacky

          • Santhosh pandit rocks

              Jaya parajayangal Undakumbol orkuka

              "Cream biscutil cream undayirikum pakshe tiger biscutil orikalum tiger undayirikilla

              'santosh pandit'

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              SMS by vinubalan

            • yesu & krishnan

                yesuvum krishnanum nebil kalikkumbol yesu thotu. appol yesu: ullavan illathavanu kodukkanam

                krishnan kurach nebil koduthu. athu kazhinju krishnan thotappol. kurachu yesuvinod chodichappol

                yesu: mattullavarude mudal aagrahikkarud

                krishnan: verudeyallada po..... mone ninne kurisil kayattiyad.

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                SMS by jishnu

              • njan freeyanu vilicho

                  100

                  book

                  padikkunnathinekal

                  Nallathu

                  oru

                  Budhisaliyodu

                  10 min Samsarikkunnathanu.

                  So

                  Njan ippo freeya vilicho, pakshe ithoru sheelamakkaruth ketto.

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                  SMS by Muhammed Azhar

                • 4 all frendz,,,

                    '\_______/'

                    send dis kanji paathram to 13 best kanji frnds. if u neglect dis, "kudikkan kanji polum kittathe chakum.

                    so plz frwd 2 all kanjis,

                    as i did....

                    -vinu-

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                    SMS by -vinu-

                  • The Umberla Shop

                      A girl goas to umberla shop

                      Girl: hello sir, enaku ennoda umberlva repair pannanum evlo agum

                      Shop kep: sorry madam intha umberlava repair pannurathu romba risk 1st mela irukura cloths kalatanum kela viruchi nalla holes pathu road soruganum madam itha piruchi vela patha energy vera vesta pogum

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                      SMS by asaar25

                    • ninakku vattanenn

                        ninakk vattanenna karyan ninte nattil ellavarkum ariyamo

                        enkil enikkoru MISS tharu ellenkil enne veruthe vidu.

                        by favas. kv

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                      • love and love only

                          Mazha nanayan ninakishtamanenu enikariyam...

                          enkilum njan ninakai kudapidikum...

                          enthineno

                          aa mazhathullikal nine pranayikathirikan...

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                          SMS by moideen..966501810497

                        • feel My love babbyy...

                            Ne Kannadikumunnil Adhikaneram Nilkaruth,

                            karanam...

                            A Kannadipolum ninne snehichu pokum karanam athrakku sundharamanu ninte mukham....

                            eth poleyulla thamashakalkayi sms cheyyenda no: 00971558322010, 00971507886419

                            by: Razak & Navas

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                            SMS by Raz & Nav

                          • Confusion aayallo..!

                              Ammuvinte

                              Ammavane

                              Appuvinte

                              Ammavan

                              'Ammava' ennu vilikunnu. Rajuvinte Achante ore oru monaanu Appuvinte Achan. Appol Rajuvinte araanu Ammu.

                              reply plz....

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                              SMS by Vinubalan

                            • ഒരു ചെറിയ കണക്ക് .....

                                ഒരു ചോദ്യം ചോദിക്കാം വ്യക്തമായ ഉത്തരം തരണം ... മൂന്നു പേര്‍ കൂടി 300 രൂപയ്ക്കു ഒരു റൂം വാടകക്ക് എടുത്തു.

                                ഒരാള്‍ 100 രൂപ വീതം ഷെയര്‍ .. എല്ലാ മാസവും വാടക കൊടുത്തു വിടുന്നത് വേലക്കാരന്റെ കയ്യിലാണ്. എല്ലാമാസവും വാടക കൃത്യമായി കിട്ടുന്നത് കൊണ്ട് ഇത്തവണ 250 മതി എന്ന് ഉടമസ്ഥന്‍ പറഞ്ഞു. 50 രൂപ അവര്‍ക്ക് തിരിച്ചു കൊടുത്തു. 3 പേരും അതില്‍ നിന്നും 10 രൂപ വീതം തിരിച്ചെടുത്തു. അപ്പോള്‍ ഒരാള്‍ക്ക്‌ ചിലവായ പണം 90 രൂപ. ബാലന്‍സ്‌ വന്ന 20 രൂപ പയ്യനും കൊടുത്തു. അങ്ങിനെ എങ്കില്‍, 90+90+90=270 പയ്യന് കൊടുത്ത 20 രൂപയും .. മൊത്തം 290 രൂപ. ബാക്കി 10 രൂപ എവിടെ

                                അറിയുമെങ്കില്‍ നിങ്ങള്ക്ക് ഇതിലേക്ക് മെയില്‍ അയക്കാം paavampravaasi@gmail. com

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                              • Ende bartavu

                                  Sunita, ninak ninde baratavine istamillennu née parayunnu ennittum diversinu sammatikkade infant pogunntnde uddesyam 

                                  Ramya; Angeru angane swatandryam anubavikkenda adenikku sahikkoola.........

                                  Submitted by Rasheed 

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                                  SMS by Rasheed

                                • Frendz,,,,,,,,

                                    ha ha ha, simple qestn, ithile puzzle olinjirikunnathu"90+90+90=270", ithil aanu... ithile, 270 r. s il ninnum aanu, payyanu 20 r. s koduthathu, athukondu pinne 270+20=290 cheyendathilla... athayathu, 270-20=250... ee kittiya 250 aanu, rent cash... ini, onnukoodi simple aakkaam, 250+20(payyan) = 270... ee 270 aanu 90-90-90=270 pinne, 30, athu avarku thirichu kittiya 10+10+10=30 r. s... ippo manasilaayo aliyaaa.... -vinu-

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                                  • Answer for you

                                      Noufal,,

                                      good question.

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                                      Shaa..

                                      Nice answer.

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                                      But sha Noufal chodicha question vere reethiyanu. U answrd ur way. I dnt think answer is correct.

                                      Sorry.

                                      Anyway excellent reply.

                                      Congrats.

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                                      I m luking for its answer for many months since March.

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                                      If u get any other answr plz post it.

                                      K.

                                      Cal me Cena.

                                      A frnd.

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                                    • kizhavannn

                                        hottelanen nu karuthi barbershop il kayari oral, enthundu

                                        kattingum, shavingum! !!!

                                        ennal 2um ooro playit poratte

                                        haha haha ha!!!!

                                        ee thamasa manassilay illennu thonnunnu. ennal vere orennam parayam

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                                        SMS by rafna

                                      • True story for my life

                                          Njan vishamichappol arum ente sangada kandilla,

                                          Njan karanjappol ente kannu neer arum kandilla,

                                          Avasan njan bevragil Q nilkkunth mathram ella nayinte makkalu kandu

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                                          SMS by isra 09544652199

                                        • dear Noufal,

                                            ee roominte vadaka 300 rs..

                                            250 Rs: udamasthan eduthu...

                                            20 Rs: payyanu koduthu...

                                            30 Rs: avide thaamasikunavar thanne eduthu...

                                            Total 300 aayallo.....

                                            pinne athil evide 10...

                                            aale patikan irangyeka alle....

                                            Any Way Nice Question

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                                            _ Call me Sha _

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                                            SMS by Shareef Nbr

                                          • Balance Rs 10/- evide?

                                              Ningal intelligent aanennkil answer submitt cheyyanam..

                                              3 per koodi oru room vadakakku eduthu. Oraal 100 rupees veetham share cheythu. Ella masavum vadaka koduthu vidunnath velakkaran payyante pakkalnu. ee pravasyam payyan panam koduthapol owner paranju: ella monthilum correct timil vadaka tarunnathalle, ee month Rs 250 mathi. Payyan bakki 50 tirichu elpichu. 3 perum Rs 10 veetham eduthu. ororutharkkum chilavaayath Rs 90.

                                              Rs20 payyanu koduthu. Anganeyenkil 90+90+90= 270 rupa. Payyanu kodutha 20 rupayum kootti 290. Balance 10 evide

                                              Plz submitt ur answer in prokerala

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                                              SMS by Noufal Kareem

                                            • plz submit ur answer in prokerala

                                                Dear Prokerala friends, Oru question chodikkaan agrahikkunnu..

                                                Intelligent aanenkil Ithinte answer prokeralayil tanne SUBMIT cheyyanam....

                                                QUESTION: -

                                                3 aalukal koodi oru room vadakakku eduthu. Oraal rs 100 veetham share. Ellaa masavum vaadaka koduthu vidunnath velakkaran payyante kayyilaanu. Ithavana payyan panam koduthappol udamasthan paranju: ella masavum correct timil vadaka tarunnathalle, ee month 250 rupa mathi. Payyan balance 50 tirichu elpichu. 3perum 10 rupa veetham eduthu. orortharkkum chilavaayath 90rupa. 20 rupa payyanu koduthu. Anganeyenkil 90+90+90= 270 rupa. Payyanu kodutha 20 rupayum kootti 290. Balance 10 evide

                                                Plz submitt answer in here .....

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                                                SMS by Noufal Kareem +91 9895543897

                                              • AFSAL P 9605777871

                                                  Makan: Acha enikku athyaavasyamayi randayiram roopa venam.

                                                  Achan: Ippol ente kaiyil panamilla.

                                                  Makan: Enkil njanee nadu vittu pokan theerumanichu.

                                                  Achan: Enkil ithu kaiyil vacho.

                                                  Makan: ithentha aadharamano? Bankil panayam vachu panamedukkan aayirikkum alle?

                                                  Achan: Ithu aadharamalla. Lokathinte map aanu.

                                                  Ninakku yaathrayil sahaayamaakum..... !

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                                                • AFSAL P 9605777871

                                                    Orikal Rajumon ennodu chodhichu chettanta lover aranennu

                                                    Njan paranju oru Rajakumari anennu...

                                                    Annu muthal avan enne Rajakumaran ennuvilichu.

                                                    Athe! "AFSAL",

                                                    Kireedavum Chenkolum Adhikaravum Ellatha Oru pavam RAJAKUMARAN.... !!!!

                                                    My phone

                                                    number is. . .

                                                    9605777871

                                                    .............

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                                                  • RAJAPPAN JOKES

                                                      RAJAPPAN: Thejabhai kandu lalettanum mammukayum vilichirunu

                                                      Supriya: atheyo

                                                      RAJAPPAN:

                                                      Lalettan thanthakum vilichu

                                                      Mammuka thallakum vilichu... !

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                                                    • *starange world*

                                                        Puthumayude angeyattam: - zib vecha lungi....

                                                        Madiyude angeyattam: - morning walknu lift chodhikunnath...

                                                        Kirukinte angeyattam: - plain paperinte photostat eadukunnath...

                                                        Sathyasandhadhayude angeyattam: - pregnent aaya lady busil 2 ticket eadukunnath...

                                                        Pratheekshayude angeyattam: - 99 vayasulla oral lifetime validity ulla sim eadukunnath...

                                                        *strange world*

                                                        laila majnu

                                                        09846032939

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                                                        SMS by Subair

                                                      • Give me ur..

                                                          Girl Crying/////

                                                          Boy: -Dont cry ma love.

                                                          Girl Sobbing: -dont pull my purse.

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                                                          SMS by mikmr

                                                        • Pottanz family

                                                            Intelligent Family

                                                            Son: Amme kinattil eli veenu

                                                            Mom: Aa elipetti kinatilito

                                                            Sis: Venda, namukku poochaye idam

                                                            Dad: Aarum Pedikenda njan kinatil visham ittitund!

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                                                            SMS by Haris

                                                          • Love u my dda

                                                              Ne aanu e lokathe valiya mandan

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                                                              Entha pinneyum pinneyum nokkunne eni athinte valla certificate um vano?

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                                                            • funny sms jokes

                                                                maha budhijeeviyaya makanumayi achan kaatiloode povukayayirunnu, neram iruttiyappol koodaram ketti avar thangi. Paathirathriyil makane vilichu aakashathekku nokki achan chothichu: ninakku enthu thonnunnu

                                                                Makan; pithave, aakashathu kodikkanakkinu nakshathranglundu, naam jeevikkunnathu milkyway galaxyilanu pinne..

                                                                Acgan: POLAYADI MONE koodaram aaro adichondu poyi!

                                                                N. s: budthi koodiyalum kuzhapa.. tta

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