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  • Santhosh pandit rocks

    | SMS by vinubalan

    Jaya parajayangal Undakumbol orkuka

    "Cream biscutil cream undayirikum pakshe tiger biscutil orikalum tiger undayirikilla

    'santosh pandit'

  • yesu & krishnan

    | SMS by jishnu

    yesuvum krishnanum nebil kalikkumbol yesu thotu. appol yesu: ullavan illathavanu kodukkanam

    krishnan kurach nebil koduthu. athu kazhinju krishnan thotappol. kurachu yesuvinod chodichappol

    yesu: mattullavarude mudal aagrahikkarud

    krishnan: verudeyallada po..... mone ninne kurisil kayattiyad.

  • njan freeyanu vilicho

    | SMS by Muhammed Azhar

    100

    book

    padikkunnathinekal

    Nallathu

    oru

    Budhisaliyodu

    10 min Samsarikkunnathanu.

    So

    Njan ippo freeya vilicho, pakshe ithoru sheelamakkaruth ketto.

  • 4 all frendz,,,

    | SMS by -vinu-

    '\_______/'

    send dis kanji paathram to 13 best kanji frnds. if u neglect dis, "kudikkan kanji polum kittathe chakum.

    so plz frwd 2 all kanjis,

    as i did....

    -vinu-

  • The Umberla Shop

    | SMS by asaar25

    A girl goas to umberla shop

    Girl: hello sir, enaku ennoda umberlva repair pannanum evlo agum

    Shop kep: sorry madam intha umberlava repair pannurathu romba risk 1st mela irukura cloths kalatanum kela viruchi nalla holes pathu road soruganum madam itha piruchi vela patha energy vera vesta pogum

  • ninakku vattanenn

    | SMS by favas

    ninakk vattanenna karyan ninte nattil ellavarkum ariyamo

    enkil enikkoru MISS tharu ellenkil enne veruthe vidu.

    by favas. kv

  • love and love only

    Mazha nanayan ninakishtamanenu enikariyam...

    enkilum njan ninakai kudapidikum...

    enthineno

    aa mazhathullikal nine pranayikathirikan...

  • feel My love babbyy...

    | SMS by Raz & Nav

    Ne Kannadikumunnil Adhikaneram Nilkaruth,

    karanam...

    A Kannadipolum ninne snehichu pokum karanam athrakku sundharamanu ninte mukham....

    eth poleyulla thamashakalkayi sms cheyyenda no: 00971558322010, 00971507886419

    by: Razak & Navas

  • Confusion aayallo..!

    | SMS by Vinubalan

    Ammuvinte

    Ammavane

    Appuvinte

    Ammavan

    'Ammava' ennu vilikunnu. Rajuvinte Achante ore oru monaanu Appuvinte Achan. Appol Rajuvinte araanu Ammu.

    reply plz....

  • ഒരു ചെറിയ കണക്ക് .....

    | SMS by paavampravaasi

    ഒരു ചോദ്യം ചോദിക്കാം വ്യക്തമായ ഉത്തരം തരണം ... മൂന്നു പേര്‍ കൂടി 300 രൂപയ്ക്കു ഒരു റൂം വാടകക്ക് എടുത്തു.

    ഒരാള്‍ 100 രൂപ വീതം ഷെയര്‍ .. എല്ലാ മാസവും വാടക കൊടുത്തു വിടുന്നത് വേലക്കാരന്റെ കയ്യിലാണ്. എല്ലാമാസവും വാടക കൃത്യമായി കിട്ടുന്നത് കൊണ്ട് ഇത്തവണ 250 മതി എന്ന് ഉടമസ്ഥന്‍ പറഞ്ഞു. 50 രൂപ അവര്‍ക്ക് തിരിച്ചു കൊടുത്തു. 3 പേരും അതില്‍ നിന്നും 10 രൂപ വീതം തിരിച്ചെടുത്തു. അപ്പോള്‍ ഒരാള്‍ക്ക്‌ ചിലവായ പണം 90 രൂപ. ബാലന്‍സ്‌ വന്ന 20 രൂപ പയ്യനും കൊടുത്തു. അങ്ങിനെ എങ്കില്‍, 90+90+90=270 പയ്യന് കൊടുത്ത 20 രൂപയും .. മൊത്തം 290 രൂപ. ബാക്കി 10 രൂപ എവിടെ

    അറിയുമെങ്കില്‍ നിങ്ങള്ക്ക് ഇതിലേക്ക് മെയില്‍ അയക്കാം paavampravaasi@gmail. com

  • Ende bartavu

    | SMS by Rasheed

    Sunita, ninak ninde baratavine istamillennu née parayunnu ennittum diversinu sammatikkade infant pogunntnde uddesyam 

    Ramya; Angeru angane swatandryam anubavikkenda adenikku sahikkoola.........

    Submitted by Rasheed 

  • Frendz,,,,,,,,

    | SMS by -vinu-

    ha ha ha, simple qestn, ithile puzzle olinjirikunnathu"90+90+90=270", ithil aanu... ithile, 270 r. s il ninnum aanu, payyanu 20 r. s koduthathu, athukondu pinne 270+20=290 cheyendathilla... athayathu, 270-20=250... ee kittiya 250 aanu, rent cash... ini, onnukoodi simple aakkaam, 250+20(payyan) = 270... ee 270 aanu 90-90-90=270 pinne, 30, athu avarku thirichu kittiya 10+10+10=30 r. s... ippo manasilaayo aliyaaa.... -vinu-

  • Answer for you

    | SMS by Cena

    Noufal,,

    good question.

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    Shaa..

    Nice answer.

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    But sha Noufal chodicha question vere reethiyanu. U answrd ur way. I dnt think answer is correct.

    Sorry.

    Anyway excellent reply.

    Congrats.

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    I m luking for its answer for many months since March.

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    If u get any other answr plz post it.

    K.

    Cal me Cena.

    A frnd.

  • kizhavannn

    | SMS by rafna

    hottelanen nu karuthi barbershop il kayari oral, enthundu

    kattingum, shavingum! !!!

    ennal 2um ooro playit poratte

    haha haha ha!!!!

    ee thamasa manassilay illennu thonnunnu. ennal vere orennam parayam

  • True story for my life

    | SMS by isra 09544652199

    Njan vishamichappol arum ente sangada kandilla,

    Njan karanjappol ente kannu neer arum kandilla,

    Avasan njan bevragil Q nilkkunth mathram ella nayinte makkalu kandu

  • dear Noufal,

    | SMS by Shareef Nbr

    ee roominte vadaka 300 rs..

    250 Rs: udamasthan eduthu...

    20 Rs: payyanu koduthu...

    30 Rs: avide thaamasikunavar thanne eduthu...

    Total 300 aayallo.....

    pinne athil evide 10...

    aale patikan irangyeka alle....

    Any Way Nice Question

    .

    _ Call me Sha _

  • Balance Rs 10/- evide?

    | SMS by Noufal Kareem

    Ningal intelligent aanennkil answer submitt cheyyanam..

    3 per koodi oru room vadakakku eduthu. Oraal 100 rupees veetham share cheythu. Ella masavum vadaka koduthu vidunnath velakkaran payyante pakkalnu. ee pravasyam payyan panam koduthapol owner paranju: ella monthilum correct timil vadaka tarunnathalle, ee month Rs 250 mathi. Payyan bakki 50 tirichu elpichu. 3 perum Rs 10 veetham eduthu. ororutharkkum chilavaayath Rs 90.

    Rs20 payyanu koduthu. Anganeyenkil 90+90+90= 270 rupa. Payyanu kodutha 20 rupayum kootti 290. Balance 10 evide

    Plz submitt ur answer in prokerala

  • plz submit ur answer in prokerala

    Dear Prokerala friends, Oru question chodikkaan agrahikkunnu..

    Intelligent aanenkil Ithinte answer prokeralayil tanne SUBMIT cheyyanam....

    QUESTION: -

    3 aalukal koodi oru room vadakakku eduthu. Oraal rs 100 veetham share. Ellaa masavum vaadaka koduthu vidunnath velakkaran payyante kayyilaanu. Ithavana payyan panam koduthappol udamasthan paranju: ella masavum correct timil vadaka tarunnathalle, ee month 250 rupa mathi. Payyan balance 50 tirichu elpichu. 3perum 10 rupa veetham eduthu. orortharkkum chilavaayath 90rupa. 20 rupa payyanu koduthu. Anganeyenkil 90+90+90= 270 rupa. Payyanu kodutha 20 rupayum kootti 290. Balance 10 evide

    Plz submitt answer in here .....

  • AFSAL P 9605777871

    Makan: Acha enikku athyaavasyamayi randayiram roopa venam.

    Achan: Ippol ente kaiyil panamilla.

    Makan: Enkil njanee nadu vittu pokan theerumanichu.

    Achan: Enkil ithu kaiyil vacho.

    Makan: ithentha aadharamano? Bankil panayam vachu panamedukkan aayirikkum alle?

    Achan: Ithu aadharamalla. Lokathinte map aanu.

    Ninakku yaathrayil sahaayamaakum..... !

  • AFSAL P 9605777871

    Orikal Rajumon ennodu chodhichu chettanta lover aranennu

    Njan paranju oru Rajakumari anennu...

    Annu muthal avan enne Rajakumaran ennuvilichu.

    Athe! "AFSAL",

    Kireedavum Chenkolum Adhikaravum Ellatha Oru pavam RAJAKUMARAN.... !!!!

    My phone

    number is. . .

    9605777871

    .............

  • RAJAPPAN JOKES

    | SMS by RAJAPPAN

    RAJAPPAN: Thejabhai kandu lalettanum mammukayum vilichirunu

    Supriya: atheyo

    RAJAPPAN:

    Lalettan thanthakum vilichu

    Mammuka thallakum vilichu... !

  • *starange world*

    | SMS by Subair

    Puthumayude angeyattam: - zib vecha lungi....

    Madiyude angeyattam: - morning walknu lift chodhikunnath...

    Kirukinte angeyattam: - plain paperinte photostat eadukunnath...

    Sathyasandhadhayude angeyattam: - pregnent aaya lady busil 2 ticket eadukunnath...

    Pratheekshayude angeyattam: - 99 vayasulla oral lifetime validity ulla sim eadukunnath...

    *strange world*

    laila majnu

    09846032939

  • Give me ur..

    | SMS by mikmr

    Girl Crying/////

    Boy: -Dont cry ma love.

    Girl Sobbing: -dont pull my purse.

  • Pottanz family

    | SMS by Haris

    Intelligent Family

    Son: Amme kinattil eli veenu

    Mom: Aa elipetti kinatilito

    Sis: Venda, namukku poochaye idam

    Dad: Aarum Pedikenda njan kinatil visham ittitund!

  • Love u my dda

    | SMS by Haris

    Ne aanu e lokathe valiya mandan

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    Entha pinneyum pinneyum nokkunne eni athinte valla certificate um vano?

  • funny sms jokes

    | SMS by kp kumar

    maha budhijeeviyaya makanumayi achan kaatiloode povukayayirunnu, neram iruttiyappol koodaram ketti avar thangi. Paathirathriyil makane vilichu aakashathekku nokki achan chothichu: ninakku enthu thonnunnu

    Makan; pithave, aakashathu kodikkanakkinu nakshathranglundu, naam jeevikkunnathu milkyway galaxyilanu pinne..

    Acgan: POLAYADI MONE koodaram aaro adichondu poyi!

    N. s: budthi koodiyalum kuzhapa.. tta

  • Join My groop PADAYAPPAclub

    | SMS by Rasheed

    Sex um Vicks um thammilulla vyathyasam enthanu...

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    Thirummi kkidakkunnathu Vicks..
    Kidannu thirummiyal SEX..

  • Shit Shit Shit......

    | SMS by Anand

    Mohan Thomasinte Uchistavum Amedhyavum Kootikuzhachu 4 neravum vetti vizhungi aasanathil vaalum churutti irunnal pora.....

    Message ayakanam

    Message Shit Stit Stit.....

    Anand: 8891777023

  • Favourites.......

    | SMS by Anand

    Bruce Lee's Favourites:

    Veg: Thakka-Lee

    Breakfast: Id-Lee

    Festvl: Diwa-Lee

    Actress: Sona-Lee

    Filim: Gill-Lee

    Animal: Pal-Lee

    Friend: U (Koma-Lee)

    Anand: 8891777023

  • Recharging

    | SMS by Anand

    Aliyo nee ayacha message kollam pakshe ini muthal message ayakumbol thazhe kanumpolathe msgs ayachal Mathi

    RECHARGE SUCCESSFUL on

    06-10-2011 at 09: 58AM Talktime Rs

    333. 00. MRP Rs

    333. 00 Trans ID

    1436559204

    Submitted by,

    Anand: 8891777023

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