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  • do ivide...

    | SMS by fathima

    Do...

    Do... Ivide...

    Ingot nokedo...

    Thanipo vicharikunnundakum, Moorkan pambine anallo eashwara njan msg ayachathennu...

    Atheada moorkan pambinu tanneya nee msg ayachath...

    Etrapere thaan Misscall adichitundado...

    Athinte papam onnum anubavikathe ninte sim cut akum ennu thonnunnundo do ...

    Njan angotu msg ayakan tudangiyal undallo than avide kidanu iksha, inja, jaja, gaga, mama vayikum... Athu kanan njan ente swantham mobilum kondu varum...

    Njan ente... swantham mobilum kondu varum... Ahankaram kondu parayuvalleda *¿§^!¤@â

  • Three KinGs-Bedrampalla

    | SMS by Asku,Naushu

    Askar

    Naushad

    Sawad

    NEW STAR BEDRAMPALLA

    by

    askarbedrampalla@gmail. com

  • Tin2vinde kalyanam

    | SMS by Asku,Naushu

    Apupam: Tin2vinde kalyanam nadathanam

    Fthr: Avann kallyana prayam ayilalo!

    Tin2: kalyanam kaziyatte orazchak ulil kanich tharam ende "POWER"

  • Ariyamenkil Utharam parayu

    | SMS by Kamalraj

    Ninak vattundo ennu ninte veettukark ariyamo? Tell me yes or no

  • Cash poya Nova

    | SMS by Vinubalan

    Njan Cash poya Nova. Padathinu poyi cash kalayunnavan ennartham. innaleyum flop ukal undayirunnnu. innaleyum padangal pottiyirunnu. Avayonnum enne engane vedhanipichitilla. karanam njan Flopettane arinjirunnilla.

  • ChaZHimon jokes

    | SMS by Sachin satheesh

    ChaZHi: amme, ente classmate varunnund. Ellam eduthu maattikko. Amma: athentha avan kallanaano

    ChaZHi: alla, avante saadhanangal kandal avanu manassilaakum.. !: -D

  • Team work....

    | SMS by @/bin shaji

    TEACHERS CALL IT COPYING... BuT WE CALL IT

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    TeAM WORK... Ok.... !

  • Manassil ne undu.

    | SMS by Robin

    Manassil nee undu aakkashathilum nee undu kaatilum nee undu.

    Dettol company parayunnathu neranu

    "keedanu"

    ellayidathum undu.

  • Kalam mayikkatha murivundo?

    Kalam mayikkatha murivundo

    Kulichal pokatha azukkundo

    Chirichal kanatha pallundo

    Marakkan pattatha thettudo

    Paranjal theeratha prashnagal undo

    Ithellam vayichondirikkan ninekkentha vattundo

    Harisahs@ymail. com HARIS 9947 54 54 36

  • oro lux.....

    | SMS by faisal

    Oro LUX soap vangumpozhum oro sorna nanayam sammanam..... eppol ningalude menikum sornathilakkam

    Oro WISPER vangumpozhum randu sorna nanayangal sammanam..... eppol ningalude........... num irati sorna thilakkam

  • tintumon rockz

    | SMS by Amaljith

    Mother: mona, meen vangan poya achan vandy

    edichu marichada

    tintu: saramilla amma nammuk chammanthy

    kooty choru thinnam; -D

  • kilukkam film

    | SMS by nikhil kvlm

    Enthonnadey ithinu vattondaa

    Um.

    Appo nee thampuraatti, thripunithura ennoke paranjatho... ?

  • SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

    | SMS by BLACK KINGS

    Girl: Eniku pediyavunnu

    Tintu: ippol kazhiyum

    Girl: arenkilum kanum

    Tintu: Arum kanilla

    Girl: vekam nokk

    Tintu: aduthek irikku

    Girl: ayyo enikku pediyavunnu.

    Tintu: kai matti vekku njan onnu sharikku kanatte.

    Girl: vekam venam..

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    Tintu: haoo. Angane oru paragraph full ayi 5 mark kittum thank you..

    @!@B K BOYS@@

  • haaaaaaaaaaaaa

    | SMS by BLACK KINGS

    Dundu: Eda inna ninte Birth Day

    Tintumon: athentha

    Dundu: Eda nee inna janichathu..

    Tintumon: Ennittu innale okey njan ivide undayirunnallo..

    @@B K BOYS@@

  • Counting Stars

    4 hai dear first count the star...

    *** ** **** ** * ** * ** * ** * * ** * * *

    entha enikazinjo ... nokane raville orothanmaru erinu nakshathram enunathe.. evanonum vere paniyille... Goooooooooood Morning

  • mst humr gdnt msg

    | SMS by nikhil kvlm

    Inbox thurannal

    Gd mng, Gd eve, Gd Nt

    ingane oru koottam.

    Hai, Hellow, Hw R U,

    ingane vere oru koottam.

    Vere chilar Tintu moneyum

    Sardarineyum vidilla.

    Mammoottiyeyum

    Mohanlalineyum veruthe

    vidilla.

    Pinne, Ee msg 20 perk Fwd

    cheithillenkil Daivam kannil

    kuthumennu chilar, Fwd

    cheithal etho oruthante

    Appuppanu 5ps kittumennu

    mattu chilar... ,

    Hmmm......

    Enthayalum ini njan vanna

    karyathilekku kadakkam.. ,

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    . GD NITE

  • naam baatane ka tarika

    | SMS by raj

    tera intjaar harpal karna

    yahi hamara kam h

    hum tume dil se chahte h

    RAJ hamara naam h....

  • SREEGALUDA KAZHIVU

    | SMS by geetha

    sreegaluda kaikalku oru amanoshika kazhivondu, Avar oru vasthu thodal nimisha naram kondu athu 4 irattiyavom, odaharanam,,, "CHAPATHI"GEETHA "9747799566"

  • april fool

    | SMS by Hamza Farhan

    TINTU: EDA INN TIATERIL APRIL FOOL FILM UND

    RAJU: ILLA, INN SAGAR ALIAS JACKYAN

    TINTU: CHEY, ONN APRIL FOOL PARANN APRIL FOOL AKKAN NINTE BUDHI SAMMADHIKKILLA

  • Mullaperiyar

    Mullaperiyar dam pottiyal

    440 beveragum 337 BARukalum,
    1785 kallushappukalum Ozhukippokum.
    Save mullaperiyar(all kerala kudiyan's association)

  • Ninte Kannil podiveenu.!

    Snehikkunna manassinte nishabdamaya bashayanu kannuneer. ! Verute Irikkumbol kannu niranjal athinu oru kaaraname Ollu. . . . Ninte Kannil podiveenu. !

    harisahs@ymail. com HARIS 9947 54 54 36

  • 500 Rs nte New NOKIA Mobile varunu

    500 Rs nte New NOKIA Mobile varunu. !! Ithil Bluetooth Dual Sim 5 Megapixel Camera Touch Screen 3G 8GB Memory Video calling. . . . . . ONNuM ILLa !

    harisahs@ymail. com HARIS 9947 54 54 36

  • !!!!sneham!!!!

    Oru pennine snehichavan oru nall
    Enneyum Snehikkum...
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    ALL KERALA BIVAREGES CORPORATION.

  • Wonder!!!!!

    Adhyame ninne njan onnu vanangatte...
    Nee budhiyil oru aanayanu,

    gambheeryathil nee oru simhamanu,

    saundaryathil nee oru poochayanu,

    vegathayil nee oru cheetappuliyanu,

    mothathil nee oru "MANUSHYANE ALLA"
    Ho!! Ellamkoodichernnu enthu mrugamano entho!!

  • Teacher vs tintu

    Teacher: njan kanakku sir'inu kiss koduthathu nee kanda karyam purathu parayaruthennu ninnodu paranjathalle, ippol athu ariyathavar schoolil aarumillallo.

    Tintu: njan puratharodum paranjittilla, class'inullil chennittanu ellavarodum paranjathu.

  • Bathing joke

    | SMS by Noufal

    Nayanthara and kavya madhavan are bathing..

    Appol kavya: ente avide muzuvan pullu pidichu kidakuva.. Ninte avide entha oru pullu polum illallo

    nayans: national highveyil nee pull kandittundodi..

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    Sir: kozhikkunju muttayilninnum engane purathu varum

    Tintu: engane akathu kayariyennu adyam para..

  • a smALL Pr0blEm

    | SMS by Ribin

    ORU SIMPLE PROBLEM...

    Oru roominte rent Rs. 75. 3per share ettu. Oralude share Rs. 25. Total 75rupa. Rupa veroru aalude kaivasam ownerku koduthu vittu. Owner 70 rupa aduthittu bakki 5rupa ayalku koduthu. Ayal 2rupaku chayakudichu. Baki 3rupa 3perku 1rupa vechu thirichukoduthu. appole oralku chilavu 24rupa. So

    24*3=72

    chaya=2

    then 72+2=74

    Appole 1rupa avide. ? .

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  • Great Lazynes

    | SMS by Ribin

    "I wil always choose a Lazy person to do a difficult job

    bcoz,

    Definitely he wil find an easy way to do it"

    -BillGates

    Proud to b lazy... Lik me he he

  • Successfull

    Your Account hasbeensuccessfull Balence is__
    ingane oru message ninte phonil orikkalenkilum vannittundo

    Recharge cheyyunnavaikku mathrame ingane varoo....
    Athukondanu ninakku inganathe message varathathu.
    Vallappozhumenkilum onnu recharge cheyyade....

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