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  • Shambu khaini

    Oru appooppan, kadayile alodu:
    shanbu undo

    Kadakkaran: ethu shambuva, thengu kayaran pokunna shambuvano

    Appooppan: athalla vaayilidunna shambuvinte karyama.
    Kadakkaran: oh! Nammude flute shambu, avan ippol aa paripadiyokke nirthi ippo sms vayikkukaya.

  • worlds funniest sms

    | SMS by comedian

    priya suhruthukkale......

    Njan vannirikkunnath oru thamasha parayanane......

    ee thamasha ningla ithuvare ketatundakilla....

    Karanam.....

    Ee comedy

    Njan adichumatiyatho sms vito alla....

    Ente jeevithathil nadanna oru sambavam kooodiyane.......

    Ee oru thamasha...... Athundavan karanam.....

    Enikku pattiya cheriyoru abadhamane.....

    Mattullavarude jeevithathil pattunna abadhangalanallo ee thamasha aayi marunnath....

    Allathe atharum swanthamayi ezhuthunnathalla....

    Nhan parayan pokunna ee thamasha oralude jeevitham nasipichitund.....

    Pakshe bakiyullavar ippolum athorthum, vayichu rasikunnu......

    Kshamikkuka ennod.... Njan ithu vare thamasha paranjillallo....

    Ningalk deshyam vannituundennariyam.....

    Boradichu thudangiyalle.....

    Chilappo ningal vicharikkummm

    Njan thudakkam inganeyoke paranjit avasanam kolamakumennu....

    Angane orikalum vicharikanda...

    Njan paranjitte poku,,,,,

    Ee thamashayile kadha pathrangal oru kootam vidhyarthikalane.....

    Oru vidyalayathile interval samayathanu ith nadakunnath....

    Situation ithane..... Kurach kuttikal kalich chirich varanthayil nilkunnu.....

    Appol kootathil smart aaya oruthan aduthu nilkunnavante pocketil ninnum oru 50 rupa note eduthu......

    Avan kash chodichu....

    Ivan koduthilla...

    Avane kalipikkan theerumanichu.....

    Kurach neram kalipichu....

    Aa vazhi athilkoode classile oru penkutti vannu..... Ivan aa kash avalk koduthu....

    Aval chirichukond athu vangi........

    Appol kootathil bodhamillatha oruthante comment

    Ithu ninte innathe kooli....

    Avan ente

    Baki njan pinne parayam

    Urakkam varunnu

    Gud nyt frnds....

  • Eangane-eangane-eangane

    | SMS by Balu,8089451711

    salya peduthuvanel sorry.... Oru samsayam theerkaana ...................................................

    kuttoosan maayaviye pidikkunna kuppi Fullinte aaano Paint'inte aano?

  • MANNUNNI MON

    | SMS by Balu,8089451711

    Ormakalkku meethe maravi vattamittu parakkumbol

    Orkkuka priya snehitha.......................................................

    Kanjavu onninum oru pariharamalla.

  • Small Joke for You

    | SMS by Saleem

    Crazy Man: What is the name of your car

    Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.

    Crazy Man: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol

  • Just read it

    | SMS by Ponnu sudesh

    Ninakayanu njan kathirikunnathu

    Ninakayanu njan geevikunnathu

    Nee ennileku varuna aa nimishathinayi njan kathorthirikum

    Vaikathe varile nee

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    Univesity exam 2012

  • Ammavan...Ammavan

    | SMS by Sarath Ks

    Confusion aayallo.. !

    Ammuvinte

    Ammavane

    Appuvinte

    Ammavan

    'Ammava' ennu vilikunnu. Rajuvinte Achante ore oru monaanu Appuvinte Achan. Appol Rajuvinte araanu Ammu

  • uRekaAa..!!

    | SMS by Semi RockSs!!

    “Cream biscutil cream undayirikum pakshe

    tiger biscutil orikkalum tiger undayirikilla !

    santosh pandit (Super star)

  • Ans parayamo?

    | SMS by Noufi..

    Budhi undenkil marupadi ayakkoo...... Ee sitil ans ettal madi ok

    oral oru reshan kadayil enna vangan poyi,

    ayalk vendath 5 ltr,

    avide ulla ake enna 10 ltr, avide alakan ulla paathram 3 ltrinte,

    ayal kondu vanna paathram 7 ltr,

    engane ayalk 5 ltr alannu kodukum

    Budiyullavar ans ayakku..

  • Greegorian vs mango

    Vikariyachan manga kazhichukondirikkumbol sister kayarivannu oru mango piece achan sister'nu koduthu mango'yude taste ishtamaya sister mangoyude peru chodichu,
    thante peranu chodichathennu karuthi achan greegorios ennu paranju..
    Pokumbol sister achanodu paranju: GREEGORIOS'nte andi enikku tharumo kuzhichidana.

  • Poomaala vs mobile

    Kuranginte kayyil poomaala ennu kettittundu... but,
    kazhuthayude kayyil mobile irikkunnathu adhyamayitta...
    So congratulation.

  • Paisa vs money

    Paisa innu varum nale pokum but, money anganeyalla, athu eppozhum....

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    Thazhe angane thoongikkidakkum.

  • Ninte mobile

    | SMS by Noufi..

    Dear fnd: -

    Mobile nannayi kazhukuka. Cheriya kashanangalayi murikkuka aavashiyathinu ennayum masalakalum cherkkuka Ningalude mobile achar ready

    ninde mobilil ninnu oru callo sms o varunnilla

    Atheduthu acharenkilu idoo....

    By noufi-mp b'lore

  • Ninte mobile

    | SMS by Noufi..

    Dear frnd: -

    Mobile nannayi kazhukuka. Cheriya kashanangalayi murikkuka aavashiyathinu ennayum masalakalum cherkkuka Ningalude mobile achar ready

    ninde mobilil ninnu oru callo sms o varunnilla

    Atheduthu acharenkilu idoo....

  • can you find this

    | SMS by Rajmohan

    Ammuvinte

    Ammavane

    Appuvinte

    Ammavan

    'Ammava' ennu vilikunnu. Rajuvinte Achante ore oru monaanu Appuvinte Achan. Appol Rajuvinte araanu Ammu.

    reply plz....

  • Vaidyarude chikilsa

    | SMS by Sajanjacky

    Vaidyarodu Rogi: Vaidyare ente kalil neerundu. Kurayanulla marunnu thaa.

    Vaidyar: Marunnu paranju tharam. angadi kadayil ninnum vanguka. ezhuthi edutholuu.

    "Raavile ezhunnettu kulichittu thozhuthu nalla Kanthum venna vangi kalil purattuka. Athil Somaresam chalichu aavi pidikkuka. Raathri urangunnathinu munpu Aamakunnan Thailam Thai kilaviyude ....... chalichu muthukathu purattuka. Maari varum.

  • ..AMMA VALLATUM TARAN

    Oru vasantha kalam,

    bhoomiyil niraye pookal parimalam parathunnu.

    padathu kunji kilikal virunnu vannu

    aa pular kalathu nee ente veetilekku vannu.

    . appol njan ente vathil ninakkai turannu.

    ninte kaikal ente nere neendu vannu..

    .. AMMA VALLATUM TARAN

    harisahs07@gmail. com 9947 54 54 36 HARIS

  • Santhosh pandit rocks

    | SMS by vinubalan

    Jaya parajayangal Undakumbol orkuka

    "Cream biscutil cream undayirikum pakshe tiger biscutil orikalum tiger undayirikilla

    'santosh pandit'

  • yesu & krishnan

    | SMS by jishnu

    yesuvum krishnanum nebil kalikkumbol yesu thotu. appol yesu: ullavan illathavanu kodukkanam

    krishnan kurach nebil koduthu. athu kazhinju krishnan thotappol. kurachu yesuvinod chodichappol

    yesu: mattullavarude mudal aagrahikkarud

    krishnan: verudeyallada po..... mone ninne kurisil kayattiyad.

  • knock knock joke

    | SMS by dianna

    KNOCK KNOCK WHO THERE DICK DICK WHO THE DICK THATS FINNA GO DOWN YO THROAT

  • njan freeyanu vilicho

    | SMS by Muhammed Azhar

    100

    book

    padikkunnathinekal

    Nallathu

    oru

    Budhisaliyodu

    10 min Samsarikkunnathanu.

    So

    Njan ippo freeya vilicho, pakshe ithoru sheelamakkaruth ketto.

  • 4 all frendz,,,

    | SMS by -vinu-

    '\_______/'

    send dis kanji paathram to 13 best kanji frnds. if u neglect dis, "kudikkan kanji polum kittathe chakum.

    so plz frwd 2 all kanjis,

    as i did....

    -vinu-

  • The Umberla Shop

    | SMS by asaar25

    A girl goas to umberla shop

    Girl: hello sir, enaku ennoda umberlva repair pannanum evlo agum

    Shop kep: sorry madam intha umberlava repair pannurathu romba risk 1st mela irukura cloths kalatanum kela viruchi nalla holes pathu road soruganum madam itha piruchi vela patha energy vera vesta pogum

  • ninakku vattanenn

    | SMS by favas

    ninakk vattanenna karyan ninte nattil ellavarkum ariyamo

    enkil enikkoru MISS tharu ellenkil enne veruthe vidu.

    by favas. kv

  • love and love only

    Mazha nanayan ninakishtamanenu enikariyam...

    enkilum njan ninakai kudapidikum...

    enthineno

    aa mazhathullikal nine pranayikathirikan...

  • feel My love babbyy...

    | SMS by Raz & Nav

    Ne Kannadikumunnil Adhikaneram Nilkaruth,

    karanam...

    A Kannadipolum ninne snehichu pokum karanam athrakku sundharamanu ninte mukham....

    eth poleyulla thamashakalkayi sms cheyyenda no: 00971558322010, 00971507886419

    by: Razak & Navas

  • Confusion aayallo..!

    | SMS by Vinubalan

    Ammuvinte

    Ammavane

    Appuvinte

    Ammavan

    'Ammava' ennu vilikunnu. Rajuvinte Achante ore oru monaanu Appuvinte Achan. Appol Rajuvinte araanu Ammu.

    reply plz....

  • ഒരു ചെറിയ കണക്ക് .....

    | SMS by paavampravaasi

    ഒരു ചോദ്യം ചോദിക്കാം വ്യക്തമായ ഉത്തരം തരണം ... മൂന്നു പേര്‍ കൂടി 300 രൂപയ്ക്കു ഒരു റൂം വാടകക്ക് എടുത്തു.

    ഒരാള്‍ 100 രൂപ വീതം ഷെയര്‍ .. എല്ലാ മാസവും വാടക കൊടുത്തു വിടുന്നത് വേലക്കാരന്റെ കയ്യിലാണ്. എല്ലാമാസവും വാടക കൃത്യമായി കിട്ടുന്നത് കൊണ്ട് ഇത്തവണ 250 മതി എന്ന് ഉടമസ്ഥന്‍ പറഞ്ഞു. 50 രൂപ അവര്‍ക്ക് തിരിച്ചു കൊടുത്തു. 3 പേരും അതില്‍ നിന്നും 10 രൂപ വീതം തിരിച്ചെടുത്തു. അപ്പോള്‍ ഒരാള്‍ക്ക്‌ ചിലവായ പണം 90 രൂപ. ബാലന്‍സ്‌ വന്ന 20 രൂപ പയ്യനും കൊടുത്തു. അങ്ങിനെ എങ്കില്‍, 90+90+90=270 പയ്യന് കൊടുത്ത 20 രൂപയും .. മൊത്തം 290 രൂപ. ബാക്കി 10 രൂപ എവിടെ

    അറിയുമെങ്കില്‍ നിങ്ങള്ക്ക് ഇതിലേക്ക് മെയില്‍ അയക്കാം paavampravaasi@gmail. com

  • Ende bartavu

    | SMS by Rasheed

    Sunita, ninak ninde baratavine istamillennu née parayunnu ennittum diversinu sammatikkade infant pogunntnde uddesyam 

    Ramya; Angeru angane swatandryam anubavikkenda adenikku sahikkoola.........

    Submitted by Rasheed 

  • Frendz,,,,,,,,

    | SMS by -vinu-

    ha ha ha, simple qestn, ithile puzzle olinjirikunnathu"90+90+90=270", ithil aanu... ithile, 270 r. s il ninnum aanu, payyanu 20 r. s koduthathu, athukondu pinne 270+20=290 cheyendathilla... athayathu, 270-20=250... ee kittiya 250 aanu, rent cash... ini, onnukoodi simple aakkaam, 250+20(payyan) = 270... ee 270 aanu 90-90-90=270 pinne, 30, athu avarku thirichu kittiya 10+10+10=30 r. s... ippo manasilaayo aliyaaa.... -vinu-

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