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Ninne njan vilichu...

Ninne njan ethra thavana vilichu,
nee varaamennu paranjathallathe nee vannilla innum nee vannillenkil
njan....
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"CHAANAKAM"vaaran vere aaline vilikkum, paranjekkam.

ente valiya manassu!

Ee lokathil ettavum valuthayathenthaanu?

Kadal…?

Alla

Mala…?

Alla

Aakasam…?

Alla

Ariyille

Ninte potta cell phonilekku message ayakkunna ente valiya manassu!

HARIS harisahs@ymail. com 9947 54 54 36

kannadachal neeyanu..

>> >> >>> >>kannadachal neeyanu...........

Kannuthurannal neeyanu.......... Kannin munnil neeyanu.........

Evide nokkiyalum neeyanu........ ... .. "Pandaram E KOTHUKU"

HARIS harisahs@ymail. com 9947 54 54 36

chuvanna kannukal...

Nintey aaa chuvanna kannukal...

Choodulla Nishwasangal.....

Virayarnna shariram...

Thuduatha Chundukal....

Hoooo.....

Samshayamillla

Chickun Guniya thanneey!!!!!!

HARIS harisahs@ymail. com 9947 54 54 36

Horoscope - Daily Forecast

Findout what your stars Foretell

school joke

SMS by akhil

teacher classilekku vannappol

tintu: teacher i love u

teacher deshyappettu kondu: tintu ninakku nan nalla ati tarum

tintu: mash i love u paranal umma. nan paranal ati itano teacher socialiam

Small Joke for You

SMS by Saleem

Crazy Man: What is the name of your car

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.

Crazy Man: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol

uRekaAa..!!

SMS by Semi RockSs!!

“Cream biscutil cream undayirikum pakshe

tiger biscutil orikkalum tiger undayirikilla !

santosh pandit (Super star)

Happy.''.."".."

Dear all friends,
MERRY 'X'MAS
&
HAPPY NEW YEAR
In adwance.

Paisa vs money

Paisa innu varum nale pokum but, money anganeyalla, athu eppozhum....

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Thazhe angane thoongikkidakkum.

can you find this

SMS by Rajmohan

Ammuvinte

Ammavane

Appuvinte

Ammavan

'Ammava' ennu vilikunnu. Rajuvinte Achante ore oru monaanu Appuvinte Achan. Appol Rajuvinte araanu Ammu.

reply plz....

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Your Account hasbeen successfull Balence is__

ingane oru message ninte phonil orikkalenkilum vannittundo

Recharge cheyyunnavaikku mathrame ingane varoo....
Athukondanu ninakku inganathe message varathathu.
Vallappozhumenkilum onnu recharge cheyyade....

boys&girl

SMS by Noufi..

Superb Lovers!

Girl: Ente purse roomil vechu marannu, ninte kayyil 1000rs undo valare urgenta.

Boy: Inna 10rs, auto pidichu roomil chennu pursedutho.

"Boys Rockz"

Kalam mayikkatha murivundo?

Kalam mayikkatha murivundo

Kulichal pokatha azukkundo

Chirichal kanatha pallundo

Marakkan pattatha thettudo

Paranjal theeratha prashnagal undo

Ithellam vayichondirikkan ninekkentha vattundo

HARIS harisahs@ymail. com 9947 54 54 36

worlds funniest sms

SMS by comedian

priya suhruthukkale......

Njan vannirikkunnath oru thamasha parayanane......

ee thamasha ningla ithuvare ketatundakilla....

Karanam.....

Ee comedy

Njan adichumatiyatho sms vito alla....

Ente jeevithathil nadanna oru sambavam kooodiyane.......

Ee oru thamasha...... Athundavan karanam.....

Enikku pattiya cheriyoru abadhamane.....

Mattullavarude jeevithathil pattunna abadhangalanallo ee thamasha aayi marunnath....

Allathe atharum swanthamayi ezhuthunnathalla....

Nhan parayan pokunna ee thamasha oralude jeevitham nasipichitund.....

Pakshe bakiyullavar ippolum athorthum, vayichu rasikunnu......

Kshamikkuka ennod.... Njan ithu vare thamasha paranjillallo....

Ningalk deshyam vannituundennariyam.....

Boradichu thudangiyalle.....

Chilappo ningal vicharikkummm

Njan thudakkam inganeyoke paranjit avasanam kolamakumennu....

Angane orikalum vicharikanda...

Njan paranjitte poku,,,,,

Ee thamashayile kadha pathrangal oru kootam vidhyarthikalane.....

Oru vidyalayathile interval samayathanu ith nadakunnath....

Situation ithane..... Kurach kuttikal kalich chirich varanthayil nilkunnu.....

Appol kootathil smart aaya oruthan aduthu nilkunnavante pocketil ninnum oru 50 rupa note eduthu......

Avan kash chodichu....

Ivan koduthilla...

Avane kalipikkan theerumanichu.....

Kurach neram kalipichu....

Aa vazhi athilkoode classile oru penkutti vannu..... Ivan aa kash avalk koduthu....

Aval chirichukond athu vangi........

Appol kootathil bodhamillatha oruthante comment

Ithu ninte innathe kooli....

Avan ente

Baki njan pinne parayam

Urakkam varunnu

Gud nyt frnds....

sruthi pora

SMS by muneer

oru divasam tin2 urangupool doory ninnum oru pattu kettu tin2 nokiyappol velutta sari eduttu kond oru stree mudiyum ayichitt avidey nilkunnu tin2 aduttchennu parannu

pattinu sruthi pora

Just read it

SMS by Ponnu sudesh

Ninakayanu njan kathirikunnathu

Ninakayanu njan geevikunnathu

Nee ennileku varuna aa nimishathinayi njan kathorthirikum

Vaikathe varile nee

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Univesity exam 2012

Tintumon jokes

SMS by neethu

Panjasara nilath veenu kidakunnath kandu sukumaran makan tintuvinodu: mone velakkari thankammayodu ith adich kalayan para.

Tintu: Thankkammae achan vilikunnu.

Than: Enthina mone

Tintu: "PANJARA ADIKKANA"

Greegorian vs mango

Vikariyachan manga kazhichukondirikkumbol sister kayarivannu oru mango piece achan sister'nu koduthu mango'yude taste ishtamaya sister mangoyude peru chodichu,
thante peranu chodichathennu karuthi achan greegorios ennu paranju..
Pokumbol sister achanodu paranju: GREEGORIOS'nte andi enikku tharumo kuzhichidana.

Ninte mobile

SMS by Noufi..

Dear fnd: -

Mobile nannayi kazhukuka. Cheriya kashanangalayi murikkuka aavashiyathinu ennayum masalakalum cherkkuka Ningalude mobile achar ready

ninde mobilil ninnu oru callo sms o varunnilla

Atheduthu acharenkilu idoo....

By noufi-mp b'lore

Vaidyarude chikilsa

SMS by Sajanjacky

Vaidyarodu Rogi: Vaidyare ente kalil neerundu. Kurayanulla marunnu thaa.

Vaidyar: Marunnu paranju tharam. angadi kadayil ninnum vanguka. ezhuthi edutholuu.

"Raavile ezhunnettu kulichittu thozhuthu nalla Kanthum venna vangi kalil purattuka. Athil Somaresam chalichu aavi pidikkuka. Raathri urangunnathinu munpu Aamakunnan Thailam Thai kilaviyude ....... chalichu muthukathu purattuka. Maari varum.

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Ninne kanan enthu bhamgi ennu ninte friendsukal parayarundo

Anganeyanenkil ninte friends valare vishala hridayaranu.

Athukondu nee kannadiyil nokkaruthu...

Changathi nannayal kannadi venda ennanallo,

athukondu nee kannadiyil nokki,

friends'ne kallanmarakkaruthu.

HAPPY X MAS

SMS by AJITH

ഇപ്പൊ നീ വല്യ ആളായല്ലോ

Samsayikkanda Njan .........

Enikku ninte sauhrudam venam…

Enikku ninte sameepyam venam…

Enikku ninte sahayam venam…

Enikku ninte upadesam venam…

Enikku ninneppoleyaakanam…

Samsayikkanda

Njan nasikkan theerumanichu…

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Shambu khaini

Oru appooppan, kadayile alodu:
shanbu undo

Kadakkaran: ethu shambuva, thengu kayaran pokunna shambuvano

Appooppan: athalla vaayilidunna shambuvinte karyama.
Kadakkaran: oh! Nammude flute shambu, avan ippol aa paripadiyokke nirthi ippo sms vayikkukaya.

Eangane-eangane-eangane

salya peduthuvanel sorry.... Oru samsayam theerkaana ...................................................

kuttoosan maayaviye pidikkunna kuppi Fullinte aaano Paint'inte aano?

MANNUNNI MON

Ormakalkku meethe maravi vattamittu parakkumbol

Orkkuka priya snehitha.......................................................

Kanjavu onninum oru pariharamalla.

Ammavan...Ammavan

SMS by Sarath Ks

Confusion aayallo.. !

Ammuvinte

Ammavane

Appuvinte

Ammavan

'Ammava' ennu vilikunnu. Rajuvinte Achante ore oru monaanu Appuvinte Achan. Appol Rajuvinte araanu Ammu

Ans parayamo?

SMS by Noufi..

Budhi undenkil marupadi ayakkoo...... Ee sitil ans ettal madi ok

oral oru reshan kadayil enna vangan poyi,

ayalk vendath 5 ltr,

avide ulla ake enna 10 ltr, avide alakan ulla paathram 3 ltrinte,

ayal kondu vanna paathram 7 ltr,

engane ayalk 5 ltr alannu kodukum

Budiyullavar ans ayakku..

Poomaala vs mobile

Kuranginte kayyil poomaala ennu kettittundu... but,
kazhuthayude kayyil mobile irikkunnathu adhyamayitta...
So congratulation.

Ninte mobile

SMS by Noufi..

Dear frnd: -

Mobile nannayi kazhukuka. Cheriya kashanangalayi murikkuka aavashiyathinu ennayum masalakalum cherkkuka Ningalude mobile achar ready

ninde mobilil ninnu oru callo sms o varunnilla

Atheduthu acharenkilu idoo....

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