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Cash poya Nova

SMS by Vinubalan

Njan Cash poya Nova. Padathinu poyi cash kalayunnavan ennartham. innaleyum flop ukal undayirunnnu. innaleyum padangal pottiyirunnu. Avayonnum enne engane vedhanipichitilla. karanam njan Flopettane arinjirunnilla.

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ChaZHimon jokes

ChaZHi: amme, ente classmate varunnund. Ellam eduthu maattikko. Amma: athentha avan kallanaano

ChaZHi: alla, avante saadhanangal kandal avanu manassilaakum.. !: -D

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Team work....

SMS by @/bin shaji

TEACHERS CALL IT COPYING... BuT WE CALL IT

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TeAM WORK... Ok.... !

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Manassil ne undu.

SMS by Robin

Manassil nee undu aakkashathilum nee undu kaatilum nee undu.

Dettol company parayunnathu neranu

"keedanu"

ellayidathum undu.

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Kalam mayikkatha murivundo?

Kalam mayikkatha murivundo

Kulichal pokatha azukkundo

Chirichal kanatha pallundo

Marakkan pattatha thettudo

Paranjal theeratha prashnagal undo

Ithellam vayichondirikkan ninekkentha vattundo

Harisahs@ymail. com HARIS 9947 54 54 36

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oro lux.....

SMS by faisal

Oro LUX soap vangumpozhum oro sorna nanayam sammanam..... eppol ningalude menikum sornathilakkam

Oro WISPER vangumpozhum randu sorna nanayangal sammanam..... eppol ningalude........... num irati sorna thilakkam

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tintumon rockz

SMS by Amaljith

Mother: mona, meen vangan poya achan vandy

edichu marichada

tintu: saramilla amma nammuk chammanthy

kooty choru thinnam; -D

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kilukkam film

SMS by nikhil kvlm

Enthonnadey ithinu vattondaa

Um.

Appo nee thampuraatti, thripunithura ennoke paranjatho... ?

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SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

SMS by BLACK KINGS

Girl: Eniku pediyavunnu

Tintu: ippol kazhiyum

Girl: arenkilum kanum

Tintu: Arum kanilla

Girl: vekam nokk

Tintu: aduthek irikku

Girl: ayyo enikku pediyavunnu.

Tintu: kai matti vekku njan onnu sharikku kanatte.

Girl: vekam venam..

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Tintu: haoo. Angane oru paragraph full ayi 5 mark kittum thank you..

@!@B K BOYS@@

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haaaaaaaaaaaaa

SMS by BLACK KINGS

Dundu: Eda inna ninte Birth Day

Tintumon: athentha

Dundu: Eda nee inna janichathu..

Tintumon: Ennittu innale okey njan ivide undayirunnallo..

@@B K BOYS@@

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Counting Stars

4 hai dear first count the star...

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entha enikazinjo ... nokane raville orothanmaru erinu nakshathram enunathe.. evanonum vere paniyille... Goooooooooood Morning

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mst humr gdnt msg

SMS by nikhil kvlm

Inbox thurannal

Gd mng, Gd eve, Gd Nt

ingane oru koottam.

Hai, Hellow, Hw R U,

ingane vere oru koottam.

Vere chilar Tintu moneyum

Sardarineyum vidilla.

Mammoottiyeyum

Mohanlalineyum veruthe

vidilla.

Pinne, Ee msg 20 perk Fwd

cheithillenkil Daivam kannil

kuthumennu chilar, Fwd

cheithal etho oruthante

Appuppanu 5ps kittumennu

mattu chilar... ,

Hmmm......

Enthayalum ini njan vanna

karyathilekku kadakkam.. ,

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naam baatane ka tarika

SMS by raj

tera intjaar harpal karna

yahi hamara kam h

hum tume dil se chahte h

RAJ hamara naam h....

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SREEGALUDA KAZHIVU

SMS by geetha

sreegaluda kaikalku oru amanoshika kazhivondu, Avar oru vasthu thodal nimisha naram kondu athu 4 irattiyavom, odaharanam,,, "CHAPATHI"GEETHA "9747799566"

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april fool

SMS by Hamza Farhan

TINTU: EDA INN TIATERIL APRIL FOOL FILM UND

RAJU: ILLA, INN SAGAR ALIAS JACKYAN

TINTU: CHEY, ONN APRIL FOOL PARANN APRIL FOOL AKKAN NINTE BUDHI SAMMADHIKKILLA

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Mullaperiyar

Mullaperiyar dam pottiyal

440 beveragum 337 BARukalum,
1785 kallushappukalum Ozhukippokum.
Save mullaperiyar(all kerala kudiyan's association)

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Ninte Kannil podiveenu.!

Snehikkunna manassinte nishabdamaya bashayanu kannuneer. ! Verute Irikkumbol kannu niranjal athinu oru kaaraname Ollu. . . . Ninte Kannil podiveenu. !

harisahs@ymail. com HARIS 9947 54 54 36

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500 Rs nte New NOKIA Mobile varunu

500 Rs nte New NOKIA Mobile varunu. !! Ithil Bluetooth Dual Sim 5 Megapixel Camera Touch Screen 3G 8GB Memory Video calling. . . . . . ONNuM ILLa !

harisahs@ymail. com HARIS 9947 54 54 36

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!!!!sneham!!!!

Oru pennine snehichavan oru nall
Enneyum Snehikkum...
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ALL KERALA BIVAREGES CORPORATION.

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Wonder!!!!!

Adhyame ninne njan onnu vanangatte...
Nee budhiyil oru aanayanu,

gambheeryathil nee oru simhamanu,

saundaryathil nee oru poochayanu,

vegathayil nee oru cheetappuliyanu,

mothathil nee oru "MANUSHYANE ALLA"
Ho!! Ellamkoodichernnu enthu mrugamano entho!!

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Teacher vs tintu

Teacher: njan kanakku sir'inu kiss koduthathu nee kanda karyam purathu parayaruthennu ninnodu paranjathalle, ippol athu ariyathavar schoolil aarumillallo.

Tintu: njan puratharodum paranjittilla, class'inullil chennittanu ellavarodum paranjathu.

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Bathing joke

SMS by Noufal

Nayanthara and kavya madhavan are bathing..

Appol kavya: ente avide muzuvan pullu pidichu kidakuva.. Ninte avide entha oru pullu polum illallo

nayans: national highveyil nee pull kandittundodi..

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Sir: kozhikkunju muttayilninnum engane purathu varum

Tintu: engane akathu kayariyennu adyam para..

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a smALL Pr0blEm

SMS by Ribin

ORU SIMPLE PROBLEM...

Oru roominte rent Rs. 75. 3per share ettu. Oralude share Rs. 25. Total 75rupa. Rupa veroru aalude kaivasam ownerku koduthu vittu. Owner 70 rupa aduthittu bakki 5rupa ayalku koduthu. Ayal 2rupaku chayakudichu. Baki 3rupa 3perku 1rupa vechu thirichukoduthu. appole oralku chilavu 24rupa. So

24*3=72

chaya=2

then 72+2=74

Appole 1rupa avide. ? .

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Great Lazynes

SMS by Ribin

"I wil always choose a Lazy person to do a difficult job

bcoz,

Definitely he wil find an easy way to do it"

-BillGates

Proud to b lazy... Lik me he he

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Successfull

Your Account hasbeensuccessfull Balence is__
ingane oru message ninte phonil orikkalenkilum vannittundo

Recharge cheyyunnavaikku mathrame ingane varoo....
Athukondanu ninakku inganathe message varathathu.
Vallappozhumenkilum onnu recharge cheyyade....

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?????!!!!!

Your Account hasbeen successfull Balence is__

ingane oru message ninte phonil orikkalenkilum vannittundo

Recharge cheyyunnavaikku mathrame ingane varoo....
Athukondanu ninakku inganathe message varathathu.
Vallappozhumenkilum onnu recharge cheyyade....

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Ninne kanan enthu bhamgi ennu ninte friendsukal parayarundo

Anganeyanenkil ninte friends valare vishala hridayaranu.

Athukondu nee kannadiyil nokkaruthu...

Changathi nannayal kannadi venda ennanallo,

athukondu nee kannadiyil nokki,

friends'ne kallanmarakkaruthu.

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Ninne njan vilichu...

Ninne njan ethra thavana vilichu,
nee varaamennu paranjathallathe nee vannilla innum nee vannillenkil
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"CHAANAKAM"vaaran vere aaline vilikkum, paranjekkam.

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