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  • Dimbumol $ Lincymol

      LINCYMOL: Ethenthaadii nee 5 kilo ulli vangikkondu vannathu?

      DIMBUMOL: Njaan naale pattu paadaan pokuvallai?

      LINCYMOL: Athinenthinaada ulli?

      DIMBUMOL: Achan kettittilla Star Singeril sangathi ulleennu varanam eenu paranjathu..

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      SMS by Aneesh

    • hanuman swami

        kadalil chadan ninakku kazhiyumo?
        mala poki kondu varan kazhiyumo?
        venda parakkan ariyumo?
        ariyillallo?

        hanumante mukham undayal pora kahhivu venam......

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        SMS by nijil mohanan

      • KUDIYANMAARUDE

          Kudiyan maarude veetil ini Pattini Illa....

          50 Rs nu oru Beer kittum..

          Athinte Kuppi Vittal 2 Rs kittum..

          2Rs nu Ari kittum..

          LDF nu Abhimanikkam..

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          SMS by Aswathy

        • malayalam funny

            hitler chathu poyi, saddam
            pidikkapettu, ladante vivaram onnum
            illa................ ninte sms um kananilla... bhumiyil
            nalla kalam varunnu ennu thonnunnu

            Noufal Kareem. OKL

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            SMS by Noufal Kareem

          • PATTICHEYYYYYYYYYY

              Rathri 12 mani
              koora koorirute
              enikkupediyakunnu
              njan ente kannukal pothi
              aaro aduthekku varunnathu pole
              njan ente chevi pothi
              ente shabtham kelkkumennu karuthi njan ente vaya pothi.

              ennittum enikku ninney manassilayi karanam njan ente mooke pothiyillayirunnu .......... (-. '. /'/. '

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              SMS by shayi

            • April Fool

                @Flash News@
                Bangalore police Abdhul Nasar Ma'daniye "Thookki"
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                . only 77kg

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                SMS by naju

              • Pranayam maduram

                  PRANAYAM maduramanu,, maduram virahamanu,,, viraham dukhamanu,,, dukham vedanayanu,,,,,, . Vedanikan kazhiyumenkil mathram "pranayikuka"allenkil anthassai vayinokuka!! by....... sad

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                  SMS by Sadiq

                • 4 all friendz,

                    lokathile 3 sathyangal...
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                    1- nammude naavu kondu ellaa pallilum thodaan patilla...
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                    2- ithu kettu kazhinjaal chila mandanmaar athu onnu try cheythu nokkum...
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                    3- pinne chumma chirikum... Ennittu aalochikum ini ee mesg aarku forwd cheyanamennu. ,

                    aprl fool wishs... You nd u...

                    -vinu-

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                    SMS by -vinu-

                  • 4 all friendz,

                      Hi,
                      9747632633 dis is my new number
                      pls save it
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                      Pinne
                      Veroru
                      karyam
                      Undu
                      Ente
                      Pazhaya
                      Numberum
                      Ithu thanneyanu...
                      'april FOOL wishes!'...
                      Ha ha hooo...
                      -gud morng,
                      -vinu-

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                      SMS by -vinu-

                    • Answer it..

                        Njan onnu chodichotte. Athikamonnum parayenda YES or NO
                        Ninakku vattanannu ninte veettukarkku ariyaamo?

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                        SMS by Nawu

                      • shallyam.........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                          kootukar onnichu avaruday jobinay kurichu !!!!!!!!!samsarikkugayanu!!!!
                          Rafeeq: Rathriyulla job pakalakkalum valary sughamanu
                          Manaf: adhandha ???
                          Ithuketta mkms: Kuttikaluday shallyamundakilla!!!
                          ........... oru nimisham Nishabdhadha.........
                          pinnay Ha... Ha.... Ha...... Ha........ !

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                          SMS by MKMS

                        • umma....UMMA

                            um...
                            um.....
                            ummm

                            ummaruthu tuniungan ittathu poyi eduthu akathu idu mazha peyan chance undu keto

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                            SMS by tony jaa

                          • kalyanam parayal

                              june 18th nu kalyanamurappicha nefsil naatukarodu kalyanam parayunnu!!!!
                              nefsil: adutha 18th nu kuttippuram mandalathil vachanu yentay kalyan yellavarkumulla choru nan ingondu kodathayakkaaam

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                              SMS by MKMS

                            • pennu kanal

                                pennu kanaan poya manafinodu pennintay
                                umma: yentha montay peru?
                                manaf said: manaf
                                umma: veetilendha vilikkunnadu?
                                manaf said: manaaaaaafoooooooou?

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                                SMS by MKMS

                              • HOTEL...............

                                  HOTEL ANANNU KARUTHI BARBERSHOPIL KAYARIYA
                                  NEFSIL: YENTHA KAYIKKANULLADU
                                  BARBER MANAF: KATTINGUM SHEVINGUM
                                  NEFSIL: YENNAL RANDUM ORO PLATE PONNOTAY
                                  HA HA HA AH...........

                                  BY
                                  MKMS WEST PAZHUR

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                                  SMS by MKMS

                                • balansundegil

                                    balansundengil ravile onnu vilikkane.....
                                    ravile kayudayude shabdam kelkunnad nalladanenn kettu.....

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                                    SMS by noor

                                  • WIFE NTE UDBADESHAM

                                      wife: chetta nammude aduthaveetil puthudayi vadakayk vannavar valare sneham mulla barya barthakaranu ennum ravile ayal jolik pokumbol baryak kiss koduthitta pokunnad thirichu varumbol pookalum kondu kodukarund ningalkum athu pole ayal entha
                                      hus: enik aa pennine ariyuka polum illallo

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                                      SMS by HARFAS

                                    • Moosa Comedy

                                        Nambur, Jose, Moosakka ivar 3 perum koodi oru Car vangi.
                                        Namburi Caril kuri thottu,
                                        Jose Caril kurishu varachu.
                                        Moosakka enthu cheythu?
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                                        Silencer 2 inch murichu kalanju.

                                        -Jidhin Champad(Pattu) 9961917253

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                                        SMS by Jidhinchampad

                                      • AAPRIL 1 FOOL DAY

                                          ninakkarhikkunnathum ninte ellamellamaya 9 divasathinu seshamulla a divasam
                                          ninte "bhudhi"niranja a divasam athoru vallathe divasam thanne ninte bagyam

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                                          SMS by jithumon

                                        • Koch-ikar kallanmar

                                            Kochikaaran Kochapu paranju Kochikaarellam kallanmaranennu.. Kochikarellam kallanmaarenenkil kochapuvum kallanalle? ..
                                            Kochappu kallanaanenkil kochapu paranjathum kallamalle.. ?
                                            kochapu paranjathu kallamaanenkil kochikarellam nallavaralle.. ?
                                            kochikarellam nallavar aanenkil kochapuvum nallavanalle.. ?
                                            kochappu nallavan aanenkil kochapu paranjathum sathiamalle.. ?

                                            kochappu paranjatu sathiamaanenkil kochikarellam kallanmaar alle... ???? alle.. ?? alle.. ??

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                                            SMS by Renjith 9809314664

                                          • 1000-il oruvan

                                              10, 000 peril 9, 000 perku lover undu...
                                              Apol baaki 1000 perko... ?
                                              "Budhi undu... "by 1000-il ORUVAN
                                              --
                                              Renjith

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                                              SMS by Renjith 9809314664

                                            • hiiiiiiii............

                                                Nazeer orikkal sheela ye pennu kannan poyi.
                                                Nazeer: KUTTI ETHRA VARE PADICHU?
                                                Sheela: B. A
                                                Nazeer: MANDI PENNU RANDAKSHARAM PADICHU, ATHUM THALA THIRICHU...

                                                shinojkrishna-9895849961

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                                                SMS by Shinojkrishna

                                              • Kutty Mon Jocks

                                                  Schooli pokunna Kottimonod Conduktor Enthado ninte baginoru muya; kuttimon; Athu kummayakathi alla chottu pathrama/..

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                                                  SMS by muhammedali koduvally

                                                • Pennukaanal

                                                    Nazeer orikkal Sheela-ye pennu kanan poyi.
                                                    Nazir: kutti ethra varepadichu?
                                                    Sheela: BA
                                                    Nazir: Mandipenne, aake padichathu randaksharam, athum thalathirichu.. !!!

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                                                    SMS by Jai

                                                  • 4 all frendz,

                                                      changaathi
                                                      nannaayaal kannaadi
                                                      venda..

                                                      Nee nannavumo?

                                                      atho..

                                                      njaan kannaadi
                                                      vaangano ????

                                                      -vinu-

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                                                      SMS by Vishnu 9747 632 633

                                                    • karandilla 1 miss call

                                                        Entea mob. evido vechu marannu oru missed call adekumo plz. mob kanunnilla athukondu anu ketoâ

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                                                        SMS by shajahan

                                                      • HA HA HA....

                                                          HA HA HA HAI
                                                          SU SU SUGAMALLEDA?
                                                          NE NE NE NEE EVIDEYA?
                                                          YE YE YENIKKE KA KA KA KANAN KODIYAVUNNU
                                                          A A A AYYOO NEE NEE NEE ENTHA EE EE ENGANE VAYIKKUNNE
                                                          NINAKKE VI VI VI VIKKUNDO??????????????????????

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                                                          SMS by rayii

                                                        • MAMMUDE RAGIYAM

                                                            Ambulancinekkalum policinekkalum vegathil pissayum Burgarum vettilethunna ragiyathanu nammal jeevikkunnathu

                                                            Car loan 5%num Educational loan 12%num labikunna sundara ragiyathu

                                                            1 kg arikku 30 roopa kodukkendi varumenkilum SIM card saujanniyamayi labikkunna ragiyathu

                                                            Kalil dharikkenda cherippukal AC showroomilum, bhakshanamakki kazikkenda pachakkarikal food pathilum labikunna ragiyathu...

                                                            Athe narangavellam krithrimamaya naraga ruchippodi cherthu thayyarakkukayum, shudhamaya naranga kondu soppupodi undakkukayum cheyyunna athe ragiyathy....

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                                                            SMS by DIPU MON.A

                                                          • "bhayagaram thanee alle".....!!!!!!!!

                                                              kalimannil chedi valarum. but mudi valarumo.. ???

                                                              ennalum chakkare ne kalakii...... !!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                                              ninte thalayil enthu mathram mudiyaaa... !!!!!!!

                                                              "ho bhayagaram thanne... "!!!!

                                                              shain...
                                                              9946431514

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                                                              SMS by shain

                                                            • 4 all friendz,

                                                                wife: ingane kudichal ningade karalu povum manushya,
                                                                husband: ne alledi ente karal...
                                                                wife: athu thanneya paranjathu,
                                                                njan vallavantem koode povumennu....

                                                                -vinu-

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                                                                SMS by Vishnu 9747 632 633
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