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  • kallyana raman

      chetta oru sms ayakkatte

      venda

      wishes vayikkan

      venda

      chirich rasikkan

      edo thannodalle paranj vendenn

      allel kurach sms ayakk chirikkam

      thannod njan 16 pravashyam chodichathalle sms ayakkatte sms ayakkatte?
      sms thanneyalle chodichad aksharam mari poyittonnumillallo? enikkeppozhum ingane ayakkan pattilla njan pazhaya BSNL postpaidaa

      entha prashnam

      "alla TATA njanee AIRTEL monod pathinayiram thavana chodichada sms venoonn appo avante ammede

      shh.....................

      alla avante ammede kadayil ninna njan connection eduthad ennitta avanennod ingane perumarunnad

      by siru sheru
      9447466855 9037371477

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    • always think positively

        Njan Avalude Arakkettinu kootti pidichu
        Veettilekk Koottikonduvannu
        Kaikkal avalude kazhuthiloode chutti pidichu
        Entte chundukal avalude chundondu cherthu
        Valichu valichu kudichu
        Hai !!!! Enthu madhuram!!.
        YES!!!! PEPSI IS A NICE DRINK !!!!!!
        Always think positively. Dirty thinks are lives in evils mind

        santhosh- 9495490490

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      • 4 all friendz,

          pranayathe kurichu etho oru chinese kavi paadiyathu pole.. ,

          "km jhung myang, kuamn shyang.. , chink kling blum... "

          really heart touching,
          ho, ente kannu niranju poyi.

          -gud nyt my frndz,
          -vinu-

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        • KASHTTAM THANNE.....

            arenkilum nine "patti"ennu vilichal kshamichukala....

            "panni"ennu vilichal pote vittukala...

            "sundara"ennu vilichal onnum nokanda keri thallikolanam,

            thamashakum ille oru limit... hey..

            shain...
            9946431514

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          • 4 all friendz,

              chuvanna pullikal ulla vella paavada aval avanu munpil pokki....

              athu kandu avan thalayil kai vachu ninnu poyi.. !!
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              oru paavadaku Rs. 316..
              dhaivame, paavappettavar engine paavaada vaangum, ? ? ? .

              -vinu-

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            • marriage...........

                pranayam vivaham ithokke indian railway poleya.................
                pokenda vandi kittyillengil kittya vandikku kayarendi varum...
                Dhivame athu general compartment aanengil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                mahi- 9400250069

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              • CK 8122294150

                  Ishtamayirunu orupadu alle?
                  Enikariyam orupadu Ishtmanennu.. 1
                  saramilla enikum ishtamanu eppolum ishtamanu..

                  "POROTTAYUM CHOKKANUM"

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                • valiiiiiiiiiiiiii..............

                    yamuna nadiyude theerathu THOORAN inrunnappol ariyathe oru vali poyi. alochichappol valikku sruthi pora. sasthriyamayi vali vidan padikan naduvittu. GWLIOR!!!!!!!!! varna sabalamaya valikalude nadu. guru dakshinayayi chidichadu oru vali. ooruthendiyude ottakundiyil evidanna vali? guruvine manasil dyanichu oru valiyangu kachi. nattam kaaranam guru oru pidi mannu vari kundiyil adachu.
                    kundi ki zinthagi mem kabhi vali nahim ho jathi hai.....

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                  • dukhavum, santhoshavum

                      Jeevithathil
                      dukhavum
                      santhoshavum
                      maari maari varum...

                      So, BEER ADI...

                      Sorry, naavu
                      slipaayi poyatha...

                      so "BE READY"to face it

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                    • Vellamadi Dialogs .....

                        Vellamadi Dialogs 1. Aliyaaa
                        2. eda, njan fit alla 3. bike njan odikam 4. njan kudichitu parayuvanu vicharikaruthu
                        5. nee para aliya, ninaku njan enthum tharum
                        6. eniku ipo avale vilikanam
                        7. ini ennada nammal ingane koodune... and Finally.... , Njan innu muthal velamadi nirthi!...

                        shain..
                        9946431514

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                      • kunjappu...

                          TEACHER: Kunjappoo, nee pusthakam vangiyo?

                          KUNJAPPU: Adakka bittittu maanga.. !

                          TEACHER: Kunjappoo, nee fees adacho?

                          KUNJAPPU: Maanga bittittu adakka.. !!

                          shain...
                          9946431514

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                        • nedu....vilappetta sammanagal...woww!!!

                            ningal cheyendathu ethramathram.........
                            .. I......
                            .. LOVE...
                            .. YOU....
                            ennu 10 girlsinu sent cheyuka, appol ningalku labhikum..

                            a free TRIP to u r nearest POLICE STATION in luxury JEEP.. wooww!!, food, accomodation and body masaaj..
                            FREE... FREE... FRE.. Absolutely .. FREE... WOWW!!!!

                            SHAIN..
                            9946431514

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                          • 4 all friendz,

                              beer kudikkan thonunnillaa...

                              pakshe beer kuppiyileku nokkumbol...

                              beer companyile workers...

                              avarude kudumbam...

                              nammal kudichillenkil avar engane jeevikkum...

                              achaar companikalum poottille... ???

                              nammal karanam aarum joliyillathavaruthu

                              So CHEERS.... !!

                              sivarathri wishs.

                              -vinu-

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                            • 4 all friendz,

                                kulathinu naduvil oru bord...
                                athil enthaanu ezhuthiyirikunnathu ennu kaanaan vayya.
                                oduvil neenthi chennappol kandu

                                "muthala undu, kulathil irangaruth. "

                                -vinu-

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                              • oru colour marannallo

                                  Karuppu,
                                  Pacha,
                                  Neela,
                                  Chuvappu,
                                  Vella,

                                  Ayyo oru colour marannallo......

                                  Onnu chiriche,

                                  Aaa... manja!

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                                  SMS by Aswathy

                                • E NUMBER ORMAYUNDO

                                    9876543210
                                    E NUMBER ORMAYUNDO?

                                    ILLA ALLE !

                                    ENNA POYE LKG UKG ONN KOODY PADIK !

                                    EDO maths ile DICENDING ORDERAA..

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                                  • swantham alla

                                      arum arkum swanthamalla ellattinum oru avasanamund vilikumpo nam poye pattu sneham thannavareyum thannukondirikkunnavareyum

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                                    • odikoooooooooooo mone.......

                                        KL 40 1861
                                        KL 17 D 6425
                                        KBF 4308
                                        KL 41 AO66

                                        Ee vandi numbarukal note cheytho......

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                                        kerala sarkkar pattikale pidikan vitta vandikala !!!!

                                        kandal; onnum nokanda, sms um nokiyirikathe odikkollanam... ketto..

                                        shain...

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                                      • manassu thalarathe.....

                                          nammude kalukal thalarum,
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                                          kaikal virakum ..............
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                                          ennalum thalararuthu ............
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                                          sarva shakthiyum eduthu ezhunelkanam.....

                                          ennittu urakke parayanm.......

                                          "WAITER ORU PEG KOODI"

                                          shain....
                                          9946431514

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                                        • "Gold+diamond=?" -___-

                                            Onnamaduthu santhoshathillanu ellarum pettannu
                                            Maveli ethi
                                            amma: maveli thankalku ee pravishyam kazhchayayi swarnavum, diamondu manu nangal tharan theerumanichirikunne!
                                            Maveli: athu ningal thanne vacho eniku 1kg savala thanna mathi. avideyum daridrama. avide swarnavum diamondu malla ava old fashiona, ippolsavola mothirangala pinne athinte parasyavum!
                                            Ennittu venam rambafilothimamare onnu valakan!!

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                                          • chuha or hati

                                              ek chuha ne hati ko bola I love u. Hati ne bola tumhe dar nahi lagta? chuha neGanesh ji ka photo dikhakar kaha "Tujh ne Rab dikhta he yara ne kya karu. "

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                                            • Ningal Enikku msg

                                                Ningal Enikku msg Ayakkathirikan 4 kaaranam undavum, ..

                                                1. No time

                                                2. No balanc

                                                3. Network Problem

                                                4. Oru Simhathodu keri muttanulla pedi.... !!!

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                                              • chalu.........................

                                                  "Ninnekkaal Bhedam Customer Care"a.....

                                                  Bcz
                                                  Divasm
                                                  2Msg, 4Call
                                                  Avar Cheyyum

                                                  Neeyo,

                                                  1Call illa. ,

                                                  1Msg illa. ,

                                                  1Mis Call illa..

                                                  kashtam thanne....

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                                                • Cricket â

                                                    Yuvaraj ask Raina to bring a soda and Yuvaraj bring a bottle and goes directly to Sehwag Why.. ?

                                                    Because Sehwag is an opener..

                                                    shain..
                                                    9946431514

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                                                  • HIIIIIIIIIIIII

                                                      Njan sms ayakumbol ne enthu CHINDHIKKUNNU?

                                                      "Njan ninne snehikkunnu"

                                                      "Njan ninne ippolum ormikkunnu"

                                                      ne msg ayakumbol njan enthu CHINDHIKKUNNU?

                                                      "Ne enne snehikkunnu"- alla thetti poyi

                                                      "Ne enne ippolum ormikkunnu"- alla

                                                      PINNEYO?

                                                      "KALAN, ITHU VARE THATTI POYILLE EVEN? "

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                                                    • First Night

                                                        MARRIAGE nu 10000 vum,
                                                        20000 vum mudakki dress vedichaalum...

                                                        1st NIGHT il 10 roopayude
                                                        JETTI poolum idaan Pattilla..

                                                        ithre ollo manushyante kaaryam...

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                                                      • my name is raju....

                                                          My name is Raju. When I was in Delhi people call me Rajuji. When I was in Chennai, people call me Raja, When I was in Mumbai people call me Raj, But I was at Kerala the country fellows call "Da Rayappo. kooi "Thats Malayalees

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                                                        • pranaya jodikal

                                                            nammal enthu nalla pranaya jodikal alle.. ?
                                                            njan akasam nee nakshathram....
                                                            njan kadal nee malsayam......
                                                            njan poove nee poombatta...
                                                            njan maram nee kurangathiiiiiii...

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                                                          • vasantha kalam,

                                                              Oru vasantha kalam,
                                                              bhoomiyil niraye pookal parimalam parathunnu.
                                                              padathu kunji kilikal virunnu vannu
                                                              aa pular kalathu nee ente veetilekku vannu.
                                                              . appol njan ente vathil ninakkai turannu.
                                                              ninte kaikal ente nere neendu vannu..
                                                              .. AMMA VALLATUM TARANEE.

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                                                            • kunji ennoru pottan

                                                                teacher. kunji 5um 3um ethreya

                                                                kunji. ariyilla

                                                                teacher. 5um 3um 8 anennu ariyille

                                                                kunji. pha nayinte mole nee alle paranjathu 4um 4um 8 anennu

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