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  • Ever Green Vellamadi Dialogs

      1. Aliyaaaaaaaaaa!

      2. Eda njan fittallaa!

      3. Car njan oodikkaaaaaaam!

      4. Njan kudichittu parayuvannu vijarikkaruthu!

      5. Nee para aliyaa, nineku njan enthu tharum

      6. Enikippo avale vilikkanam!

      7. Eny ennada nammal egane koodunne!

      At laast rOcking dialogue,

      8. "Innu muthal vellamadi nirthiyada"

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      SMS by surya

    • suhail/7736301254

        Urumbine kollan oru eluppa vazhi: -

        Panjasaarayil mulaku podi idanam. Urumbu erivu kaaranam vellam kudikkan kinarinte karayilek pokum. Appo ocha undakathe chennu urumbinte kaalu pokki kinattilek thalli iduka. Nananju thanutha urumbu adupinte aduthu pokum. Appol adupil ola padakkam ittu pottikkuka. Urumbu injury patti hospitalil admit aayi, coma stagil kidakkukayakum. Appol hospitalil attendar aayi vesham maari chennu oxygen maask eduthu maattuka.

        Urumbu close!..

        Suhail/7736301254/facebook/suhail kakkengal

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        SMS by suhail

      • madhuramaya ormakal

          "Madhuram niranja ormakalum, Athu sookshikan athilum madhuryameriya manasum undenkil

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          Urumbu varan chance undu,

          Be careful,

          uvais51@gmail. com

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          SMS by uvais, Areacode

        • apple or blackberry

            I told my parents that I want either Apple or Blackberry......

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            Fridgeil chakkapazham irippond atheduthu thinno.......................

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            SMS by Rahul Sreekumar

          • Funny jokes Sri shanth.

              Adi eppol evidenin kittun parayan pattilla adukond njan eppolum kondnadakarond,

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              ..... Aayur careKizi....

              Eni ningalum kizi chaiyyu easyai. , by sri shanth.

              Sms from. Sathya.

              Facebook. com/Sathya. GJ

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              SMS by Sathya

            • Funny sms jokes

                Achanumai vazakitta babu mon achante photo semitheril kondpoi kettithuki ittu ennat adinte thaze ingane ezudi....... ,

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                ......... COMING SOON.........

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                SMS by Sathya.. +919663393625

              • yoyoyoyoyo

                  Spadikam Chacko mashinum thetti (a+b)^2 ="ba ba bbaa alla "ennu paranjathu thettanu.

                  (a+b)^2 = a^2+2ab+b^2

                  = aa+ab+ab+bb

                  = ba+ba+bb+aa

                  = "BA BA BBAA"

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                  SMS by sorryyyyyyy

                • laddu potti

                    loverinte aniyathi misscall thannal ee samudayam endu parayum

                    monee manasil mattoru laddu pottiii

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                    SMS by sham

                  • GOLDEN OFFER

                      Eniku SMS cheyoooo.....

                      sammanam nedoooo...... !

                      Adhyam SMS cheyyunna oralk

                      enne neril kaananulla suvarnavasaram.....

                      1st prize 10 kg gold

                      thooki nokkuvanulla avasaram..... !

                      2nd prize Sharjayilekk oru AIR LINE TICKET

                      Thottunokkuvanum

                      Vimanathinu TATA kanikuvanum avasaram..... !

                      3rd prize ICC World cup TVyil kaananulla avsaram..... !

                      Bumper prize enta kude DINNER!

                      athum niangaluse veetil....

                      Vegamakatte..................

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                      SMS by Hemanth Babu

                    • bomb & 2 sardarjis

                        2 sardarjimar bikil pokumbol avarku oru pothi kiti athu thuranu nokiyapol athil 2 bomb apol

                        1 sardarji; ithu namuku plice stationil kodukam

                        2 sardar; vazhiyil vachu 1 potiyalo

                        1 sardar; saramila namuku matethu kondukodukam

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                        SMS by Afsal u

                      • lalettan & mammukka

                          Onnaam thiyathi Mohanlalinte veedinu munnilMammukka nilkunnu.. ! Lal karyam thirakki.....

                          Mammootty: Innu bar avadhiyaa. military kuppi vallathum undo?

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                          SMS by kailas

                        • I SEE A....

                            A 992 I

                            Y9>lnob

                            2m2 pni>lool

                            2iHT 9>lil.

                            KANNADIYIL NOKI VAAYKKUKA.

                            PLZ DON'T DLT.

                            IT'S REALLY INTERESTING..

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                            SMS by ZTHU

                          • Vattulla vivaram

                              Njan oru karyam chodikkatte? Yes or no answer parayanam

                              ninakku vattulla vivaram veettil yellavarkum ariyamo. ?

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                              SMS by Noushad

                            • Hajar he he he he

                                Kattile schoolil Hajar vilikunnu

                                LION-Hajar

                                RAT -Hajar

                                RABIT-Hajar

                                FOX-Hajar

                                TIGER-Hajar

                                MONKEY... ,

                                MONKEY...

                                MONKEY

                                Mesege vayich irikadhe hajar parayooooo

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                                SMS by RAMEEZKHAN

                              • Keep in ur Brain

                                  Dont Keep me in ur Heart..........

                                  But Keep me in ur Brain.........

                                  Bcoz the biggest empty place gives much comfort .................

                                  he he he ................... : )

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                                  SMS by Ranju

                                • He..he..he..he..he..

                                    Ninakku ormmayundo aa kalam oru mazhayathu njanum neeyum vayalvarampil koodi nadannathu njan ninte purthu mazhavellam therippichathum appol athile poya kanarettan parajathu njan innumorkkunu..

                                    mazhayatheanoda pothine kuilppikkunathu?

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                                    SMS by rahul +919946507429

                                  • IT'S ME.....

                                      Nallayaalukale thappi lokam muzuvanum nadannittu oru kaaryavumilla.........

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                                      njan ente veettilaaa.... ( ' ' )

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                                      SMS by @Akh!naRosh!n

                                    • grahambel found..

                                        grahambel found telephone. Marconi found radio. John. l. baird found TV. Newton found gravitation. angane mahanmar palathum kandupidikkum.. Nee ingane sms um vaichirunno.. !

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                                        SMS by abhijith

                                      • miss call ella

                                          hitlar chattu pooyi saddaam thookkilettappettu bin ladhany kadalil thaithi Enikku bayamaakunnu ....... Kury naalaay ninty msg yum miss call onnum ella.

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                                          SMS by manu

                                        • pinnitta vazhikal

                                            pinnitta vazhikaliloode ini sanchariikkaan pattilla

                                            kaaranam............

                                            pinnu kaalil kuthi kayarum.......

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                                            SMS by anitta

                                          • mind of youth

                                              Njangal 5 perum vaikit 6 manik thanne vaayanasaalayil ethi. Chillarayum nottumokeyayi 400 roopa opichu cycle-um eduth poyi kuppi vangi arayil thiruki. Varunnavazhi kadayil ninn acharum vangi aaveshathil cycle chavittunnathinidayil mundinte kuthazhinju. Vepraalathil oru kai kuppiyil pidichathum balance theti roadi venu avidanu orukanakinu ezhunelkan nokumbo mundinte orupakathu nanavu sarva daivangaleyum vilichu njan paranju daivame athu chorayavane..... !: -

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                                              SMS by womaniser

                                            • Neeyokke oru friend ano?

                                                Neeyokke oru friend ano? Today entha day ennariyo? World glamor day Ennittu nee enne wish cheytho? April 1st varatte, Njanum ninakkuwish cheyyila.. !

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                                                SMS by ¤ Noufal Kareem ¤

                                              • kettipidiche iruno...

                                                  Ari, panchasara, ulli, petrol, ellathinum thee vila!!

                                                  Aake free ollathu message mathram athu arkum ayakkathe kettipidich kidanno!!

                                                  chakumbol koode kondupokam.

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                                                  SMS by rahul +919946507429

                                                • ningalkumakam. . . . . .

                                                    Joli onnumillenghil..

                                                    Ningalkumakam .. KODEESHWARAN

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                                                    Nee po mone_____

                                                    (Satheesa/Ganesa/Dinesa)

                                                    Ayyappantamma ____ chuttu

                                                    (Achappam/Neyyappam/palapam)

                                                    Mazha mazha kuda kuda mazha vannaal ____

                                                    (Veettipoda/Poppykuda/Irinjalakuda)

                                                    Kaake kaake ___ evide

                                                    (Kad/Kood/ode/)

                                                    Chakkinu vechath ___kondu

                                                    (Appanu/Kokkinu/Kannil)

                                                    Vannu kandu__adakki

                                                    (Shavam/Keezh/Pandaaram)

                                                    Kaala kidakkum___odum (pasu/kayar/PTusha)

                                                    DHE POYI.. DHA VANNU**

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                                                    SMS by shamsu sana

                                                  • WIL WORLD END IN 2012

                                                      Happy News!

                                                      The world wil not END in 2012..

                                                      The EXPIRY DATE in QUATER bottle is given as MAY 2013..

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                                                      SMS by Vinod

                                                    • Habibinte Umma

                                                        Orikkal oru musalyar habibinte ummaye malathi kidathi ookkukayayirunnu. Appol Musalyar pettennu paranju "Konathile aayath vayichittundo? "Habibinte umma udan thanne veettil poyi quran eduthu vayichu nokki. Appol athil ezhuthiyirikkunnu "ningal kuninju nilkuvin. "

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                                                        SMS by Vikariyachan

                                                      • kittunnavan budhiman

                                                          Ayaalkku mobilil oru message vannu: Ayakkunnavan budhiman, vayikkunnavan Mandan!

                                                          Ayaal udane marupadi ayachu: Ayakkunnavan Mandan, kittunnavan budhiman!

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                                                          SMS by ¤ Noufal Kareem ¤

                                                        • Iniyenkilum nannavade!

                                                            Sakthiyullavan thanne eppozhum vijayikkanamennilla. Budhiyullavanum eppozhum vijayikkanamennilla. Maattangal ulkkollan thayaraayavaraanu eppozhum vijayikkuka. Maattam jeevithathinte niyamavum anivaaryavumaanu. Iniyenkilum nannavade!

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                                                            SMS by ¤ Noufal Kareem ¤

                                                          • Nee nannavilleda

                                                              Njan swargathil chennappol daivam ennodu chodichu: Ninte ettavum adutha koottukaranara…?

                                                              Njan ninte peru paranju.

                                                              Appol daivam: Nee nannavilleda

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                                                              SMS by ¤ Noufal Kareem ¤

                                                            • Vegam moodipputhachu kidannurangikko…

                                                                Raathriyayi…

                                                                Bhootham varunna neramayi…

                                                                Vegam moodipputhachu kidannurangikko…

                                                                Enthina veruthe paavam bhoothathine pedippikkunnathu

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                                                                SMS by ¤ Noufal Kareem ¤
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