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  • weekl day jobs

      Who started the concept of 5 days a week and 2 days off….

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      . Paanchaali…!

    • Who let the dogs out!

        Ninne njan innu roadil vachu kandu. Nee valare santhoshathilayirunnu. Adivachadi vachulla ninte nadatham manoharamayirunnu. Kandu ninna ente hrudayam ariyathe aa pazhaya paattu moolan thudangi; ‘Who let the dogs out!’

      • Chandanil vellam

          Chandanil vellam kandethi…

          Haavoo bhagyam…

          Iniyoru fullum lesam acharum kondu swasthamayi irikkanoru sthalamayallo!

        • Vodka sheelam mareetilla

            Kudiyan maarude sathya prethiknja........

            Vodka sheelam maranam vare.....

            kaanam vittalum kallu kudikkanam.....

            kallu kudi sheelamaaku arogyam samrekshiku....

            vodkaye marannu kalikaruthu.....

            "Beverage shop "Thakarkanaavath bandham.......

          • JOKE photo shoot

              SMILE PleaSE!

              smile.....

              A BIT M@RE

              A LITTLE M@RE

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              CLICK!

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              wow ! SMART !

            • Sorrrrry..

                Ennodu dheshyamaano

                sms polum send cheyyille

                Njan ariyatheyalle vaalil chavitiyath!

                athine udane marathil kayari irikano?

              • Happy teachers day

                  Happy teachers day

                  schoole ene thalliya ella teacherkum ente hridhayam nirancha

                  HAPPY TEACHERS DAY.

                  But ore oru sangadam mathram ithrayum adi vangittum nan nanai.. ilalo enu!!!

                  ... nels...

                  ooty gudalur

                  newijency@gmail. com

                  08903553533

                • super mind!

                    Ee lokath ettavum kooduthal maattanagal kanunna 4 padarthanagale ullu..

                    1-Milk -curd akunnu

                    2-virak -Ash akunnu

                    3-candle- melt akunu

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                    4-Girl mind. !

                    (Avasaravaduikalun marikonde irikkum)

                    Athu Raasa maatamano Boudhika maattanaonu Sceincinu polum ariyill. !

                  • Ningalkumaakam kodi suni ..

                      Kairali Chanel Avatharippikkunnu "NINGALKUM AAKAM KODI SUNI"brought u by Kannur Lobi.

                      De vetti da poyi.

                      Orotta vettu mathi Jeevitham Maran. Shubha maranam, sukha maranam.

                    • Sms cheyyanam sms ..

                        Ppha PULLE..... ! Ormayundo ee number? Orma kaanilla SIM Cardile balance kootinoki, 4 neram vettivizingi mobilum kettipidichu Urangiyal pora SMS Cheyanam SMS.. !

                      • MALAYALAM SMS JOKES

                          mom to daughter: "if a boy hugs u tell him dont"

                          "if a boy kisses u tell him stop"

                          next day,

                          daughter: "a boy hugged and kissed me i told him "don't stop""

                        • Dress of 2020

                            1999le penkuttikal

                            amme innu churidar ittote

                            amma: venda nee pavadayum blowsum ittal mathi

                            2012le penkuttikal

                            amme njan jeansanu idunnathu

                            amma: shari ok

                            2020le pen kuttikal

                            amme njan pokunnu

                            amma: edi pokumbol oru jeddiyenkilum ittitu podi!!!

                          • PRANAV KV PANOOR

                              Ruby barinte varandayiloode njan pinte kupiyumayi nadanu neengukayayirunnu, ee Koppalathu mathram kandu varuna oru prathyeka tharam baarile kaatund, ath ende Talayilum Mookilumoke thatti thadanju pokunundayirun. Oro table kadanu pokumtorum madythinte manam koodi koodi varunundayirunnu, annu aa varanthayil vachu njn manasilurapichu matoruthanum e pinte kupi njan vitu kodukoolannu, e MH kuppy enteyanenu ... MH nte kuppi aa tablnte mugalil irikumbol ende sare veronnum nammal kanilla "BARin MARAYATH

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                            • ith oru ith

                                Ith oru ithaanu.

                                Ithu vayichaal oru ithoke thonnum,

                                Aa ithu thonnumbo ithentha ith ingane ennu thonniyaal ithu ezhuthiya aalod oru ithu thonnum. thonniyo.

                                Athaanu ithinte oru ith... ; )

                              • sardarji the great

                                  orikkal oraparijithan sardarjiyod chodichu: ''nigal evid eyanu janichathu? '' sardarji: panjabil. aparijithan: ethu bhagam? sardarji: o.... alla.... angane bhagamayittalla. ente shareeram muyuvanumayi panjabilanu janichathu.

                                • The great sardarji

                                    sardar ayalude serventinod: poyi chedikalkkellam vellam nanaykku: servent: eppol maya peyyunnund. sardar: athukondentha? oru kudayeduthu poyi nanaykku.

                                  • sardarjiyude moham

                                      docter sardarjiyodu paranju: nigal 2 manikkoorinullil marikkum. Marikkunnathinu munb nigalk areyenkil kananamennundo? Sardarji: und. nalla oru doctere.

                                    • thattathin marayath.....B Com n marayath

                                        B Com. in MARAYATH ARTS Colleginte varanthayiloode njan sign kittatha

                                        progress reportumayi nadannnu.

                                        BComil mathram kandu varunna oru prathyeka

                                        tharam suppli kattund ath ente thalayilokke angane

                                        thatti thadanj pokunnundayirunnu.

                                        Oro semester kazhiyumpoyum suppliyude ennam koodikkoodi vannu. Ann aa varandayil vech njan

                                        urappichu Bcom njan orikkalum passakillenn ennem

                                        konde pokullooonn.

                                        Munp pala thavana examil thottittundenkilum tholvi

                                        oru albudamay thonnitath YEAR BACK aayapol aanu. Answe paperumayi teacher vannalundallo ente

                                        saaare.... Mattonnum kanilla viralilennavunna ente

                                        maark mathram!!!!

                                        By; inthi kasaragod

                                      • exam papper

                                          T: mon examinu padicha S A Friendsine kurichayirunnu "I have lots of Friends Some friends r male and some r female my best friends is my naibour Ramu

                                          but Examinu Fatherine kurichu Sa vannu

                                          t mon Ingane Ezhuthi

                                          I have lots of fathers Some father is male and some r female my best fathers is my naibour Ramu

                                        • Ellavarum Ninnil Ninnu Akalumbol

                                            Ellavarum Ninnil Ninnu Akalumbol, Aarum Ninnilek Adukathirikumbol Ne Orkuka. !

                                            Kulikan Samayamayi...

                                          • ninak parakan Patumo.?

                                              Ninak Parakan Patumo.

                                              Suryane Pidikan Patumo.

                                              Kadalinu Kuruge Chadan Patumo.

                                              Mugam Mathram Hanumane pole Ayal Pora Kazhivum Venam.. !

                                            • sasi mon jokes

                                                alakukaran sasi tanik akapade undaruna jetty puzhakadavil vach kazhukuvarnu petenu jetty ozhukipoy vishamich nina sasiyude munpil vanadeva pratyakshapetu vanadevada-enta sasimone vishamich nikune

                                                Sasi-ente jetty poy. Vanadevata velatil mungiyit tirich vanukayil 3 jetiyumay 1rebok, 1jokey, 1keriyatum. vanadevata-itileta ninte jetty.

                                                Sasi-aa keriya jetiya

                                                sasimonte satyasantata kand antam vitpoy vanadevata aa 3 jetiyum kodutit vanadevata itiruna jettyum kude uri kodutu.

                                                Wht a story..

                                              • Bharyayu brandum

                                                  Bharyayum brandum thammilulla samyam

                                                  1. upayagichu thudangiyal ozhivakkan patilla

                                                  2. manasinu aswasthathayundakum

                                                  3. ennu adimayayi kazhiyanam

                                                  4. bhagavan nerathe vilicholum

                                                • friends 4 ever

                                                    ne pandum ennodu koottillayirunnu... njan tea paranjal ne coffee parayum, njan english movikk pokumbol ne malayalam movik pokum, nhan thekkot pokumbol ne vadakkot pokum nhan dental hospitalil pokumbo ne mental hospitalil pokum ne entha iggane¿

                                                  • nee ene vitu angane sukhikanda....

                                                      Njan marichal mazayayi peyum. Nee a mazayil nadakanam. Ente sneham peyth oziyunath vare. Pine nee pani pidich chavum. Njan ilatha lokath nee angane sukikanda:

                                                      !!good night.. !!!!!!

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                                                        PONNANI LOVE LETTER

                                                        07-07-07

                                                        Kalbinte kalbaya AMINA....

                                                        Ante pedakkana meen polathe kannum, poricha mathi polathe mookum, jilebi kasham polathe chundum, Aake koodiijoru hooriyane ! Pakshenkil ante vappa sainalavi oru saithanumane! Onte mayyathum kattil kandellathe njammal aa padi kadakula ennu

                                                        Swantham,

                                                        BEERANIKA

                                                        To,

                                                        Amina

                                                        Address

                                                        pin

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                                                          Ethra naalayi

                                                          njan

                                                          kathirikkunnu,

                                                          varum varum

                                                          ennu karuthi.

                                                          Nee enne pattichu.

                                                          eniyum nee

                                                          vannillengil

                                                          pazhaya

                                                          paathragal

                                                          njan vere

                                                          ANNACHIKK kodukkum.

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                                                            Boy: njan kiss thannittu odippoyal nee enthu cheyyum

                                                            Girl: enthu cheyyan cycle odikkan ariyathavan bell adichittu odi ennu vicharikkum

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                                                              Avane Jeevanolam Ishtamayirunnitu Koodi Avalk Parayendi Vannu, .

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                                                              "Enne Marakanam.

                                                              Enik Ninne Ishttapedan Kazhiyilla. "

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                                                              Avan Onnum Mindathe Avalk Oru Letter Koduthitt Niramizhikalode Madangi.

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                                                              Athile Varikal Avale Pottikkarayichu..

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                                                              "Podi pulle, Nee Allenkil Ninte Aniyathi.. !

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                                                              By: {A. M. T. P. L. A}

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                                                              ALL MALAPPURAM TIME PASS LINADI ASSOCIATION

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                                                                Lokathile 3 sathyngal:

                                                                1. Oralke navukonde swantham pallukale muzhuvanayi thodan kazhiyila.

                                                                2. Athuketal chila viddhikal onnu try cheyum.

                                                                3. Pinne onnu chirikum!!! By suhail

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