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  • Chirakodinia pakshi.....,

      Teacher: idiot at your age Einstein had already topped his school and U

      Tintu: At your age Hitler had already committed

      Suicide what about you

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        itz my no. plz send some sms to me i will be a good frnd of u.

        if u send sms to me i will also give u sms what i have.

      • Etha Party?

          Sasi tintuvinte mundooriappol chuvanna trouser kandu appol 'eda tintu nee LDF aanalle'. pettannu tintu sasiyude mudoori ennitu' than swathanthrananalle

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        • ippo nee chirikum

            .. tintu; oru roadilude nadakkumbol pettenn mazha peythu

            Tintuvinte kayyil kudayumilla

            Avan vegam oru veettil kayari

            Avideyanenkil oru penkutti mathram

            Aval tintuvinod akathek kayaran paranju

            Aval tv kandukondirikkukayayrnu

            Entha kanunnathenno

            Entho, ... Pattichey...

          • Tintu mon in class

              class photo nokkunna tintumonodu teacher: kure kaalam kazhinju kaanumbol ningal parayum, ithu raju... evan americayila, ithu pinki.... aval doctora ennoke.

              tin2: ithu teacher, pvam thalla thattipoyi

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                MANDAN

                Teacher: “Eee classil mandanmar undenkil ezhunnettu nilku”

                Aarum ezhunnettilla. 10 second kazhinjappol Tintumon ezhunnettu.

                Teacher: “Oho… Ne mandanano? ”

                Tintumon: “Teacher ottakku nilkunnathu kandappol sankadam thonni

                Teacher: ‘Freeze aakatha oru liquid-nte peru parayoo’

                Tintumon: ‘Chooduvellam’

                INTERVIEW

                Malayalam pareeksha ezhuthikondirikkunna tintumon

                qn: prashastha kavayathri Sugathakumariyumaayulla oru abhimukham ezhuthuka

                tintumon inganne ezhuthi…..

                Njan: namasthe teacher. njan teacherumaayi oru abhimukham nadathaan vanathaanu

                Sugathakumari: samayamila mone.. poyittu pinne varu.

                Njan: shari teacher

                kali tintumonnodo

                SSLC

                SSLC 10 vattam ezhuthi thotta Tintumon thante PEN, examination board nu ayachu koduthu.. Oppam oru kurippum:

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                “Aayudham vechu keezhadangunnu!”

                KALYANAM

                Tintumon: Njan ninte veetil poyirunnu, nammude kalyanam nadakkumennu thonnunnilla …

                Tintumol: Enda, Achane kando?

                Tintumon: illa, ninte aniyathiye kandu.

                MADIYAN

                Teacher: Ettavum $hakthiyula oralude peru parayamo?

                Tinttumon: “Madiyan”

                Teacher: Wat?

                Tintumon: Teacharalle paranjadu madiyan mala chumakum ennu…

                CHASE

                Tintumol: Ningal boys enthina girls-ne chase cheyyunnathu. Ningalkkavare Marry cheyyan plan illenkilum.

                Tintumon: Pattikal car-inu pirake odunnathu car odikkanano?

                REVENGE

                Achan: eda tintuve….. nhan ninne vazhaku parayumbol ninaku feel aaville.. appol nee ninte vishamom mattan enthu cheyum?

                Tintumon: njan veetile toilet nallapole vrithi aakum

                Achan: athu kond ninte vishmom engane marana

                Tintumon: Nhan Toilet vrithi aakunath Achante toothbrush kond aanu

              • Bilal9746451961

                  Teacher: GIRL enna wordinte full form tin2 para

                  tintu mon:

                  G: ghost

                  I: in

                  R: real

                  L: life

                • Tintu JOKE

                    Tintu... Teacher evan enney Karadi Tintu ennu vilchu....

                    Teacher.. Aranu money Kardi tintu ennu vilichathu

                    Tintu... AAA Karumadi Binu

                    Teacher... Mon mind cheyyanda aa Patti Nannavilaaa

                  • Tintu JOKE

                      TINTU was sitting without shirt friend asked oh

                      what a chest you are

                      TINTU... Hey this is nothing---Come and see my wife

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                    • Tintu in hospital

                        tintuvinte wife bodham kettu Dr: marichu.... shavapettiyil kidathiyappol wife: nhan marichittilla tintu: mindathe kedakedi. MBBS padicha docterekaalum arivu ninakano:::::

                      • Tintumon absent

                          Teacher: - tintu, nee innale vannilla. enthu

                          kondu

                          Tintu: - njan ella divassavum oridam vare pokarundu teacher.... pakshe innale ezhunnelkkan neram vazhuki. athukondu angottu pokan late aayi teacher.....

                          Teacher: - nalla kuttiyanu tintu... ellavarum tintuvine kandu padikku. ella divassavum ambalathil poyi prarthikkunnathu kandille....

                          Tintu: - AYYO!!!! teachere,,,, njan poyathu ambalathilekkalla.....

                          Teacher: - tintu pinne engottanu nee poyathu

                          Tintu: - toiletil.

                        • Thattathin Marayathu

                            Vinod: avala thatam ittonnu vanna ente tintu....... pinne onnum kannan pattilla.

                            Tintu: oho appo aval ninte mugathekkano thatam ittatu?

                          • pazhashi raja

                              Teacher; vellakaarumayi ulla yuddhthil pazhshirajaye sahayichath arokkeyaanu

                              tintu; manoj k jayanum sharath kumarum

                            • tintu mon joke

                                tintu mobileshopil, 10 roopayude rechargecupen

                                kadakkaaran; 6 roopaye talk time undaakoo,

                                tintu; saramilla baaki kadala mittaayi thannoolo

                              • sunday school

                                  uncle: ninaku nayaraycha enth school ellathathu

                                  tintu; bepace in time tablecause there is no s

                                • Cycle yathra

                                    Oru divasam tin2 cyclil pokumbol police kai kanichu appol tin2 paranchu sare lift chodikanda njan tharilla

                                  • Traffic Jam

                                      Nadu roadil vechu tintu vinte scooter kedaayi.

                                      Roadil muzhuvan traffic jam..

                                      Police: Kerada jeepil...

                                      Tintumon: NO thanks sir njan oru auto pidichu pokkolaam...

                                    • Marannu poya...

                                        Marannupoya oru paatinte mazhanool pole, mattoru janmathinte nakshathra kootu pole, oru mezhuku thiriyayi njan urukunnathu ninakai maathram.

                                      • Tintu in school

                                          Teacher: Lokham avasanikumbol bhayangaramaya kaatum mazhayum undavum ee lokhathe ellavarum marikum

                                          Tintu: annu school uchayk vidumo?

                                        • lorrydriver

                                            Oru dhivasam tin2vinte vittil oru sofayumayi oru lorry vannu ennittu azhal sofa lorrinnu erakki ennittu tin2 lorry driverodu chodichu chetta etharayanu chettante paisa appol azhal paranuchayakkulla pannam mathi tin2 parannu ennalum chettan para oru 1000 ruppamathi appol tintu parannum da nii etha biriyanni chembilannu chaya kudikunnath: p

                                          • pathrapravarthakan

                                              pathrapravarthakan: ninghalude officil arellam kikuli vanghunuu.....

                                              Tintumon: ath paranhaal enikethra tharum

                                            • MR.TINTUMON

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                                                dayavaayi aarum vilikkaathirikkuka..................

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                                              • TINTU ON BIKE...

                                                  Dundumolum tintu monum bikil pokunnu......

                                                  Dundu: onnu pathukke poda enikku pediyakunnu...

                                                  Tintu: pedikandadi nee enne pole kannu adachu irunna mati.. !!!

                                                • tintu mon jokes

                                                    tintu mone kurich njanait enth parayana, ellavarkum ariyavunnathalle,

                                                  • Barin marayath.

                                                      Tintu Direct New film BARIN MARAYATH.

                                                      Aramana barinte varaanthayiloode njan pind kuppiyumayi nadannu neengukayayirinnu, ee thrissuril maathram kandu varunna oru prathyeka tharam baarile kaatund, athente thalayilum mookilumokke thatti thalodi pokunnundayirunnu. Oro table kadannu pokumthorum madhyathinte manam koodi koodi varunnundayirunnu, annu aa varanthayil vechu njan manasilurapichu mattoruthanum ee pind kuppi njan vittu kodukkoolannu, ee MH kupy enteyanenu.. MHnte kuppi aa tablnte mugalil enne noki irikunath kandal.... Entae sareee..... Pine enik veronum kaanan patoola... !

                                                    • Tintu 10 roopa

                                                        Tintu 10 roopa thirumeniyude kaiyyil kodutthitt:

                                                        "thirumeni, oru ganapathihomavum pushpanjaliyum, kadumpaayasavm, mrithyunjayahomavum, bhagavathisevayum nadatthanam".

                                                        Appol thirumeni: "baakki paisaykk kodimaram swarnam pooshiyekkatte? "

                                                      • biscut...............

                                                          Tintumon auto driverod: chetta town vare pokumo

                                                          autodriver: aaah pokum..

                                                          Tintu: enki poyittu varumbo eninkkoru cover biscut vedichittu varooooooooo..... !!!.. 8-)

                                                        • Suryaodayam

                                                            Amma: Enikada Suryan Udhichitu Ethra Neram Ayenariyo? Tintu: Suryan Ennekal Ethra Munbe Uranguna aala Apo Ithiri Nerathe Udhichalum Albudamila

                                                          • Tin2mon jok..

                                                              'Nashtapedam Ennalum Pranayikkathirikkaruth'.
                                                              -kamala surayya..

                                                              'Pranayikkam Ennalum Thalayilavaruth'.
                                                              -Tin2 surendran

                                                            • Vivaham kazichu

                                                                Tindumon: Avasanam Njanum ente Kamukiyum vivahitharakunnu.. Kittu: ohhh kollam enna vivaham. Tindu: Entethu April 15num, Avaludeth May 10num..

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