Tintumon SMS Jokes - Adventures, Theories and Famous Quotes by Tintumon for SMS Messages

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"Nee Ente Sowpnamanu

Matt Aarudeyo Sownthavum"

Shan sunu

Ee Asthamayathil Enikku Nirashayilla.

Naleyude Udhayathilanu Ente

Pratheeksha.

Karanam,

"Nale Puttum Kadalayumanu Breakfast"

GUDNI8

-anoop

tintu cykleil pogumbol pichakaran: vallathum tharane chettaa.

tintu; kerikko 1 lift tharaam

e sms vayikunna frnds enikk sms pls my number is 9605210515

Tintu mon velakkaranod-nee poyi chedikalku vellam ozhik

velakkaran- athenthina ippo mazha peyyunnundallo

tin2- athu saramilla kudayumeduth poyko

tin2: Chetta enikkoru kadakali book chayyanam

agnt: Keechakavadam madiyo... ada eppo top

tin: aa.. madi... rate ethra

agnt: 12000....

tin2: o.... chettta oru 3000-thinullathu mathi.

agnt: keechakavadam gambheerama... 12000-thinu nashtam undavilla.

tin2: Cheetta.. eE.. keechakane kolluvonnum vendennae. onnu pedippichu vittamathi...

tintu: i love u

dundu: diffrent stylil propos cheythu koode

tintu: ok ninte shavathinu thee koluthan ente makanu avasar kodukumo?

12pm. heavy rain sombdy knockin @ door. man open door. Man: who r u tin2: am tin2mon man: wat do u wnt tin2: am in a great prblm. i cnt push alone. plzzzz help me. Man: srry i cnt dnt disturb me he cloz the door he then thinkk that wat will i do if am in such a problem. kk iwill hlp him in pushn car. man open door but tin2s not ther manloudly: wer r u? Am ready 2 hlp u tin2: vegam grdnileku odi vaa ooonjal nallavennam unthim tharaname

Tintumon to a lady: I want to mary U
Lady: But i am one year elder than U
Tintumon: Suddantly, Don't worry, Then I will marry U next year.

Do nabeel than mathathe ithilek valichidenda aavashyamilla. enikariyam padachone mathrame aaradhikan pattu ennu. naam ishtapedunna kaaryangale orikalum mathathinte adisthanathilo viswasathinte adisthanathilo tharathamyam cheyyaruth ath oru islaminu chernna paniyalla

Tintumon sms sitil tintumonte sms submit cheyyado ee categoriyil enkilum thante nirasha sms ozhivaku plss

tintu monte aadya raathri

Wife palum kond vannu..

Tintu paal kudichu..

Tintu wife'nod: glass table'l vekk..

Wife glass table'l vachu..

Tintu: vathil adakk..

Wife vathil adachu...

Tintu: janal adakk..

Wife janal adachu..

Tintu: vathilinte kutti id..

Wife vathilinte kutti ittu..

Tintu: light offakk..

Wife light offakki..

Tintu: ivide irikk..

Wife nanich kattilinte moolakk poyi irunnu...

Tintu: ente aduth vannirikk..

Wife tintuvinte aduththththth vannirunnu..

Tintu: ente kathunna watch kando؟!!!....

Tintu: Njan ee field vidukaya.... ini nila nilkkan kazhiyumennu enikku thonunnilla sir. karanam valiya valiya chalikkarellam vannu thudangiyirikkunnu

Yours faithfully,

TINTU MON

Tintu Monte Kuttukarkellam Cykel Und. Tintu Monu Mathramilla Ammayod Chodichappo Deivathod Prethichal Cykel Tharumenn Paranjju.....

Tintu Mon Prathichu Karthave Anikoru Cykel Vaangi Tharaname...

Oruaaycha Kayinjju Cykel Kittiyilla Veendum Prathichu Randuaaycha Kayinjju No Raksha ...

Tintu Mon Nere Palliyil Nadannu Aaloyinja Neram Noki Rupa Kuuttile Mathavinte Rupam Eduth Veetilethi Karthavinu Veendum Kath Ezhuthi

"Mr Yeshu Devan Thaangalude Amma Ippo Ente Casttadiyilanu. Ammaye Thirige Kittanamengil 24 Manikurinagam Oru Cykel Ente VeetilLathikku........

Sadath Shan

Cheruppittu Ambalathil Kayariya Sayippinod Pritviraj Deshathode.

"Put Is Put No Mor Put"

( Ittathu Ittu Ini Melal Idaruthu) RAJAPPAN rOKKZZ

Sadath SHAN 8129937859

oru divasam..........

tintu: dundu enikk otta malsarathil second kitti

dundo: modukan ethra perundayirunnu

tintu: rand per: P: P

Tintumon deivathodu: Indiayil ninnum Americayilekku oru road venam..

Deivam: sadhymalla kuttee. vere enthenkilum chodikku..

Tintumon: orale mathram adyamayi snehikkunna oru pennine venam!

Deivam: Americayilekkulla road double line veno atho single line mathiyo? !!

Kothukinte shalyam sahikathe tintu katilinadiyil kidannu. appol oru minnaminni vannu kothu kanennu karuthi

tintu: naayinte mone, ne torchum kondu vanno.

By ameen 8907278821 hai frend's pls contact

Tintu to dundu

kozhi Otta Kaalil Nil Kunnath Enthu Kond Ennu Ariyamo.....

Plss an me. 8129937859

Tin2 rottiloode nadannu povumbol oru kakka avante dehath thoori. Appol tin2 kakkayod oru shaddiyitt thoorikkoodedo.

Appol kakka: O pinne ningaloke shaddyittalle thoorar.

Kutti karyunnath Record Cheyutha Tintuvinode Amma!

Amma: Enthina Mone ni Recordcheyyunnath

Tintu: Valutakumbol Entha Paranjath Enn Chodikana

tintu 2 railway master

tintu: chetta express train eppozha

railway master: 8; 00am

tintu: appo local train

railway master 11: am

tintu: goods train

railway master: thanekku evide poovanaa

tintu: vellikirikanaa.. sir!!

pasavilpanakkaran: -kadannu varu... kadannu varu.. ee kidilan pasa vaangoo enthu pottiyaalum ottikkaam ... vila thucham gunam mecham...

tintu: -chetta enth venengilum ottikkan patumo

pv: -theerchayaayum...

enna padakkam pottiyath onnu ottich tharamo

pv: - !!@###*&^%$###@@@!

Tintu: cheta ivide ella marunnum undo....

Kadakaran: undallo....... Tintu: enkil oru kilo vedi marunnu tha.....

Director: Ketaal Ellavarum Bhaya Pedunna Peru Venam Nammude Cinemakku Edan.

Tintu: "Ravile Pariksha Vaikitu Result"Kollamo Ee Peru

Sadath shan

oru divasam..........

tintu: dundu enikk otta malsarathil second kitti

dundo: modukan ethra perundayirunnu

tintu: rand per: P: P

Wife: Kure Neramayallo Marriage Certifictum Noki Erikkunnu.

Tintu: ithil Expiry Date Ezhuthitt Undo Ennu Nokkuva

Shan 8129937859

At midnite in a hospital, inside a lift, thr was a nurse & a girl.

They wer passng thru 3rd floor which was a mortuary. Suddenly the door of the lift opens.

They saw a boy rushing 2 get inside.

The nurse was frightend & closed the lift imediatly.

The girl got curious & asked the nurse: R u okay & why did u do that

Nurse(panting): I knw him. He is 1 of our patients who died yesterday. Did u see that red tag on his wrist. We put red tag on dead patients.

In the dim light of lift the girl suddnly raised her wrist & askd smiling, Do u mean dis red tag? & da lights went off..

HAVE A PEACEFUL night!. . . . .

Tintumon Raathri Padikukayaayirunnu.. Pettanu Corrent Poyi. Appol Tintu Oh Baagyam "Kaanathe Padikaanullathellam Ippol Padikkam.. "

Tin2 thoongi chavan vendi kayarumeduth oru puli kombil kayari.

Thoongiyappo kayar potti thazhe veena tin2 kayar valicherinj: hum ippo chathene