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  • Kerala Sunny's

      One Day

      Kanthapuram: UReKKA, UreKKa, UReKKA, UreKKa, UReKKA, UreKKa, UReKKA, UreKKa, UReKKA, UreKKa........

      Perod: Enthada muthe? Vallathum Thadayunnathanno

      Kanthapuram: Pinnallathe.... Nammude mattu vypAram pole MUDI vyaparam......

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      SMS by Tintu Kantha puram

    • mobail and marrige

        What is the similarity between mobaile and marrige

        in both cse u feel ' Kurachukoodi kathirunnekil ethilum nallath kittumayirunnu

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        SMS by shakir

      • Notice Board

          School Notice Boardil

          schooliley kayika malsarangal naley uchayk 2 maniku shesham nadakkum. Uchaku mazhyayanekil raviley thanney nadakkum

          Head Master

          shakir 9744006869

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          SMS by shakir

        • Dnt miss me

            BOYs shardhikkumbol, mother: "enthada thendy kudichathu? "GIRLs shardhikkumbol, mother: "ethu thendiyadi ee chathi cheythathu? "evideyum BOYS thendikal. Ithanu socialism..... ?

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            SMS by Sadiq

          • ....sukham....

              alpanerathe sukhathinu vendi,

              randu mamsangalkidayil thiruki vakkunna sadanam enthanennu parayamo..

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              Cigarat and beedi. OK?

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              SMS by suresh.chakkara02@gmail.com

            • Finger exercise

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                Finger exercise!!!

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                SMS by HISHAM

              • Height of Happiness

                  A boy got job in a girls hostel.
                  Aftr two months Owner asked: "Why didn't u come to take your salary? "
                  Boy: "Entammo. Shambalavum undo.. !!"

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                  SMS by BLACKRIDER

                • Sad story of a Man:

                    Sad story of a Man:
                    Last week ws my b'day.
                    My Wif did'nt wish me.
                    My Parents 4got n so did my Kids... I went 2 work.
                    Evn my Colleagues did'nt wish. As I enterd my cabin my PA said,
                    Hapy B'day Boss!
                    I felt special.
                    Aftr lunch she invitd me 2 her apartmnt.
                    V went der.
                    She said, "do u mind if I go 2 the bedroom 4 a minute?
                    "OK", I said in a sexy mood. She came out 5 minuts latr wid a cake...
                    n My Wife, My Parents, My Kidz, My Friends n My Colleagues all came out screaming "SURPRISE".
                    & I was waiting on the sofa..........

                    NAKED... !!: -

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                    SMS by BLACKRIDER

                  • thamasa.......... thamsa........

                      ......... umma umma ummaa ummmaa ummaa ummmaa ummmaa ummma umma ummma ummmaumma ummaaaa ummaaaaa ummaaaa ummaaaaaa ummaaaaaaaa..........................................
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                      .............................. amma nashttapetta oru MUSLIM kuttiyude nilaviliya pavam alleyy>>>?

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                      SMS by shahul

                    • COOL SMS FOR YOU

                        one day i went to market, i found there was lot of noise, pollution and high prices, that time i thought village is good places for shopping. then i move to one village when i reach there, that time i realize there is no shopping center.

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                        SMS by NIREESH

                      • Midhu.sms. Com

                          Hus: Adhyathe Kanmani Pennayirikanam.
                          Wife: Venda, Aanayirikkanam.
                          Amayiamma: Enthayalum Vendilla, ENTE MAKANTE AYIRIKKANAM. !!-

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                          SMS by Midhun

                        • china girls

                            three girls came from china to kerala. there name are AA, PAA, and KOO
                            They added their name with THI so the first one become AATHI, second one become PAATHI and third one go back to china.....
                            WHY???????

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                            SMS by Ramesh

                          • FREE FREE FREE

                              ROOM"FREE"
                              LUNCH"FREE"
                              BREAK FAST"FREE"
                              DINNER"FREE"
                              SECURITY"FREE"
                              ENJOY THIS LIFE ONLY IN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                              "CENTRAL JAIL"
                              CONTACT/DAIL 100.. TOOL FREE

                              BY JUBBU 982247

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                              SMS by zubair

                            • sardaiji jokes

                                Interviwer: Tell any idea to aviod train accidents

                                sardaiji: To put speed brakers on the track

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                                SMS by pranesh

                              • KOOOOOOOOOI................

                                  PAISA VELLATHUM KADAMAYITTU VENAMENKIL ENNODU CHOTHIKKANE MADIKKENDA KETTO
                                  "ILLANNU PARAYAN ENIKKORU MADIYUMILLA.

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                                  SMS by REJI

                                • OVER AAKKALLE....

                                    A FRIEND IS ONE WHO SEES YOUR

                                    1ST TEAR,
                                    CATCHES THE 2ND,
                                    STOPS THE 3RD,

                                    BUT...

                                    WHEN THE 4TH TEAR COMES...
                                    STOPS U & SAYS...

                                    "DEY MATHI OVER AAKKALLE.. "

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                                    SMS by GANA.G.S.

                                  • Plz Help those scientists!!

                                      Scientists all over the world r wondering
                                      how long a human being can live without a brain...
                                      So, Kindly tell them ur age plz.....

                                      ("chali club"@ facebook)

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                                      SMS by Semi RockSs!!

                                    • how jo mama so stupid

                                        yo mama so stupid, xe eat corn flakes usin fork tryin 2 save milk

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                                        SMS by thabo

                                      • Im Your FRIEND

                                          Hi Friends,
                                          I'm Jishnu. A teenager. Do anyone of you want to be a friend of mine; Just call me or sms me as you like. So save my no.
                                          Mob: 09633886593

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                                          SMS by Jishnu

                                        • ingane thanneyano ningalude mom'um?!!

                                            • england mom "goodnight dear "

                                            gujarati mom "shubh raathri beta "

                                            pakistani mom "shabba khair "

                                            kerala mom "njan aa mobile eduthu aduppil idum.... poyi kidannurangeda..... "

                                            "Plz visit "CHALI CLUB"4 more damn funny jokes!!"

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                                            SMS by NaUgHtY CheMi!!

                                          • What is 143?!!

                                              What is 143?
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                                              I love you
                                              No,
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                                              ...... I hate you
                                              No,
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                                              I miss you
                                              No,
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                                              I wish you
                                              No,

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                                              143 means:

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                                              One Hundered and Forty Three.
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                                              Plz focus on ur mathematics... : P

                                              follow us through "Chali Club"@ facebook for more funny jokes!!

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                                              SMS by NaUgHtY CheMi!!

                                            • hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

                                                "A 10 Mins talk with an inteligent person is equal 2 reading GK books 4 a whole day"

                                                ennu karuthi eppozhum vilichu enne salyapedutharuth

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                                                SMS by Aswathy

                                              • Newton's (almsot all student's) law!!

                                                  Newton’s New Law: Every book tends to b in state of rest or state of
                                                  dust unless n untill the internal or external exam comes!!

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                                                  SMS by NaUgHtY CheMi!!

                                                • URAKKAM varum

                                                    PANAM varum pokum
                                                    PREMAM varum pokum
                                                    bt
                                                    URAKKAM varum pakshe povilla
                                                    urangi thanne theerkanam appo good night

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                                                    SMS by Nikhitha k krishna

                                                  • KALAKKI !!!!!

                                                      ALL BIRDS DIDNT DANCE, BT PEACOCK DID IT.
                                                      ALL FLOWERTS DID'T EXPERSS LOVE,, BT ROSE DID IT
                                                      ALL MONKEYS DOESNT OPERATE MOBILE BT NEE KALAKKI !!!!!!

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                                                      SMS by Nikhitha k krishna

                                                    • Shajahan thamashakal

                                                        Teacher: vascodigama kapal irangiya sthalathinde peru enthanu?
                                                        Urakathilayiruna Shaju: Adukala
                                                        Teacher: njyan enthanu chothichathu
                                                        Shaju: vasuvinthe amma kapa puzungiya sthalam.....

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                                                        SMS by sha

                                                      • my name is siyuuzzzzzzzzzzz

                                                          entha paraya msg onnum ariyilla
                                                          athukonda engana vannathu
                                                          pinna enthokka unde
                                                          if u had more jockes sent me 995761796

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                                                          SMS by siyad

                                                        • How to Sleep

                                                            Time 2 sleep
                                                            Kick your chappal
                                                            Like a football
                                                            Walk towards your bed
                                                            Like a Model
                                                            Jump on to your Bed
                                                            Like a King
                                                            and
                                                            Sleep
                                                            Like a Local Dog

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                                                            SMS by nikhil

                                                          • ANY TIME....

                                                              ANY TIME

                                                              ANY PROBLEM

                                                              ANY HELP

                                                              JUST

                                                              GIVE ME ONLY ONE MISSED CALL

                                                              I will

                                                              "give u another missed call "

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                                                              SMS by __younus 9895444580

                                                            • Great "Love Test"

                                                                LOVE TEST: just typ LOVE (space) ua name (space)
                                                                ur lovers name n send it 2 ua father’s number… he’ll tell ua future!!: P
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                                                                (visit "chali club"for more damn jokes in facebook.. !! always hav fun.. !!)

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                                                                SMS by NaUgHtY CheMi!!
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                                                              Funny SMS Messages and Short SMS Jokes for Mobile Phones.

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