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"if u ran around a salt mango tree in 100km/sec you can see your own kundi"
Vyshu rockz.......
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Lpverinte aniyathi namukku missd call adichal socity nammod enthu parayum
mone manasil mattoru laddu potti;;;
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Imagine u find 2 ppl drowning, 1 of dem is ur lover and other i me, u know swimming and u can save only 1.
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Will u come 4 my funeral?
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why boys go 2 temple? bcoz temple the only place 2 find
pooja
deepa. m
arathi
archana
aradhana
keerthana
jyothi
anjali
god is great
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Vodka+water=damage kidney.
Rum+wtr=damage liver
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Wisky+wtr=damage heart.
Gin+wtr=damage brain.
wateril entho prashnam undu.. !!
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I want to share Everything with u. ur JOYS, ur SADNESS, ur HAPPY MOMENTS Every single 2nd of day Let us START with your ATM Password 1st..
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What do you mean by 143
1 4 3 is
One Hundred and Fourty Three
Padikkan vittal padikkanam.
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ninaika therintha manathirku marakum sakthi vendum. ............
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Two Gosais were driving to Spencer Plaza in Bangalore when they saw a sign that read, "Spencer Plaza Left", so they turned around and went home. : )
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Where do Gosai students 'spay-nd' 'taaiym'?
'Kaalij Kaimpas' !!
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Why aren't Gosais allowed entry to Japan?
Because the first Gosai ever reached Japan, told every Japanese citizen he met:
"Why dont you speak Hindi, Dont you know Hindi is the national language of Asia? "
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What is a train according to a Gosai?
A vehicle in which you can travel with your cattles without a ticket.
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A Gosai on an interview.
Interviewer: What is your name?
Gosai: Mera naam Sunder Lal Sukla.
Interviewer: Tell me in English.
Gosai: My name is Beautiful Red Semen.
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Why a Gosai goes to US?
To buy "Pan"America.
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Why there are no public toilets in Delhi?
Because, the public there use paint buckets & bottles as toilets.
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TREE IS HAPPY WITH MONKEY.. SORRY ITS U. WAT A JOKE.. KEEP A BANANA WITH U.. COOL
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Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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Excuse me !
My face is above. ; -)
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G - GHOST
I - IN
R - REAL
L - LIFE..............
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oru shamshayam chothichotte. !
karuttha vareyulla velutha jeeviyano zebra? , atho velutha niramulla karutha jeeviyano zebra?
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pak cap: daivame njangale semiyil jayipikkane
Daivam: kshamikyanam njananu indiayil oppening batt cheyunnathu
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best sms of 1947
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ha ha fool
annu mobile illa..
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hai verum 3 qustions
Q1: anungalkum penungalkum churunda mudiyulla sthalam
Q2: aninum penninum prayapoorthiyayal rahsyamayi cheyyunnna karyam
Q3: annine pirakilum pennine munpilum kayattunnathevide.........
Q1 Ans: africa
Q2 Ans: vote
Q3 Ans: BUS
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Sardar went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying
Sardar: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin phone without receiver
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Husband - Raja Dashrat ki3 Raniya thi.
Wife - Toh
Husband - Me 2 shadi toh kar sakta hu
Wife - soch lo,
Dropadi ke 5 pati tha... !
Husband - just joking yaarrrrrrrrrrr.... : -)
gd mrng
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Teacher: Draw the diagram of ampeba.
Ramesh: teacher drawn
Teacher: there is no diagram in this paper
ramesh: amoeba can seen only with microscope.
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tn2mn to pinkymol: pinky, pandu pandu oridathoridathu oru rajavundayirunnu....
pinkymol: enittu....
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tn2mn: ippo marichu mannidinju kanum.... !!!
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manny: what was tigger looking for in the toilet?
jakie: idk what?
manny: pooh!: D
jakie: hahahahah nice one: D
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Ship captain: - what shall we do? The water level has risen above the danger mark..
Captain vijayakant: - Raise d danger mark above the water level...
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Otta thadiyil theertha lokathiile ore oru veedu ethanennu ariyamo?
B serious
dis is not funny
ay gus?
It's simple
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Kutusanteyum Dakiniyudeyum veedu!!
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C=COMMON
O=ON
L=LETS
L=LOVE
E=EACH
G=GIRL
E=EQUALLY
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