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  • ARUN REVI MALAYATTUR

      DRIVEING PDIKANNA ARUNINODU SIR: MONE FIRST ENGOTTA
      ARUN: ADIYAM ENDE AMMAVANDE VETTIL POKAM SIR

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      SMS by ARUN REVI

    • manoj kumar m thriponithara

        bakeryil poya manoj kadakaranodu: chetta patti buiscuit undo?
        kadakkaran: undu ne ivide vachu thinnunno? atho vettil kondu pokunno?

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        SMS by manojkumar m

      • jk jokes THALAYOLAPARAMBU

          busil kayariya vayasan conducterodu: oru thalayola parambu
          cond: orale ullo appuppa
          vayasan: undu, bakkiyullavar veettila mone

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          SMS by jayakrishnan vs

        • MY FUNNY SMS

            Warden: sir innale thadavukar Ramaayanam nadakam avatharippichu.
            Jailor: athinentha prblm?
            Wrdn: Mrithasanjeevani thedi poya Hanuman ithu vare thirichu vannittilla

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            SMS by Anil cm

          • dear to me...............

              Urakam varatha ratrikalil njan ninne kurich orkum, Nnte manoharamaya aa chiri ente manasil nirayum............. adhode.
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              . ente bhodham pokum.

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              SMS by AHSEN

            • jokingsms.............

                Pandu pandoru rajavundayirunu
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                Ippol illa marichu poyi pavam alle..................

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                SMS by AHSEN

              • ente vedhana

                  njan karanju, aarumente kanneru kandilla. eniku santosham vannu, aarumente chiri kandilla. Oduvil njan bvrajsinu munpil Q ninnu, athu ella nayinte makkalum kandu.

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                  SMS by salih

                • girls..ennal enthu..

                    E girlsinte oru karyam, vallathum paranjal mugam veerpikum.. vallathum cheythal vayar veerpikum, ini onnum cheythillenkilo.. vallathum kanichu nammude "JETTY"veerpikum..

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                    SMS by ubaid..

                  • discovery of love

                      love aaraanu kandu pidichad?

                      option
                      1. america
                      2. russia
                      3. chaina
                      4. india
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                      answer "chaina"
                      bcoz
                      "no guarentee no warrenty "

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                      SMS by shamsu.navas

                    • JOKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEE

                        Pandokke neram veluthal kozhi nammale koovi unarthumayirunnu.

                        kaalam poya pokke

                        epol kozhikale unarthan njan sms ayakkenda avasthaya

                        gud morning.

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                        SMS by Aswathy

                      • jokkkkkkkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeeeeesssssss

                          Manasinullil ellam undavum ennal ezhuthan kazhiyilla athu

                          "LOVE LETTER"

                          Manasinullil onnum onnum undavilla ennalum ezhuthum athu

                          "PUBLIC EXAM"

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                          SMS by Aswathy

                        • kallane pidiche

                            maram kochunna thanuppath.......

                            ninneyum kettipidich.......

                            njanee lokathodu vilichu parayum??????

                            "KALLANE PIDICHE"

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                            SMS by Tom shaju

                          • KAPPI IN BUS

                              kappi: kelakam ethiyal parayane
                              conductor: ok!!!!!!!!, ne enne 2 stop munbe ormipikanam
                              kappi: athu njanettu...............

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                              SMS by amith and shabeer

                            • JOCKES 9946481226

                                ENIK AARUM SMS AYAKUNNILLA.
                                VISHAMAM UNDU:
                                NJAN EVIDEKKENGILUM POYI
                                ORU KAYAR EDUTHU MARATHIL KETTI ARKUM ORU SALYAMAKKATHE

                                UNJAAAAAL
                                AADUM.....
                                NOKKIKO...

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                                SALAM KAPPU
                                PERINTHALMANNA
                                MO: 09946481226

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                                SMS by salam

                              • Shocking SMS

                                  Nee Aara?

                                  Entha Ninte Name?

                                  Neeyano SMS Ayachath?

                                  Ini SMS Ayakaruth

                                  Ennonnum Njan Paranjillallo,
                                  Pinne Ninakkentha 1 SMS Ayachal?

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                                  SMS by ishaan

                                • ente kannuneerrrrrrrrr

                                    njan karanju oralum ente kannerru kandilla enikoru vishamam vannu arum ente vedhana kandilla
                                    eniku santhosham vannu oralum ente chiri kandill

                                    njan bevaregil poyi Q ninnu
                                    athu mathram sakala nayinte makkalum kandu

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                                    sinus199251
                                    9633 143 404

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                                    SMS by sinus199251

                                  • u like me pls call 9539331617

                                      oru Mobilinte Vedhana...

                                      "Do ingtu nokkedo, njan thante mobile aanu samsarikunnath, Thanik enne kurich vella chinthayum undo??? kure naalaayi njan thanik vendi sms kondu tharunnu, kanda alavalaadhikalude
                                      ellam incming calls pidichu tharunnu, ithonum
                                      poranjittu orikalum vellam kanditillatha thante pantinte pocketil mookkum pothi njan kidakunnu, Avasaanamayi enikk oru aagraham und, chaavunnathinu munp oru OUt goiNg vilikkanam, vella
                                      rakshayum undo..
                                      chandhu karunagappally

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                                      SMS by chandhu 9539331617

                                    • 4 all loverz,

                                        Vinu: Doctor njan ethra vellamadichalum fit aakunnilla

                                        Dr: poda prantha, nee ippo full fitta; njan Doctor alla ninte achanaada.. !

                                        -vinu.

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                                        SMS by Vishnu 9747 632 633

                                      • 4 all friendz,

                                          Hotel anennu karuthi oral barber shopil keyri...

                                          hotel allennu mansilayappo ayal irangipoyi...

                                          -vinu.

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                                          SMS by Vishnu 9747 632 633

                                        • Chiri JOKES

                                            Chiri- Jeevithathinte melvilasamanu
                                            Chiri- Vijayathilekkulla vazhiyanu.
                                            Chiri- Nalla manasinte pradeekamanu.
                                            Ennu karuthi Orumathiri Matte chiri chirikaruth...

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                                            SMS by Rajesh Vadakara NTA

                                          • Tittumon joks

                                              exam kazhinja tittu qustion paperumai veetilethy.

                                              achan: enganeyudadaa exam?

                                              titu: 32, 33 numberile qustionste answer thettipoy.

                                              achan: athu potte baki ellam correct alle?

                                              titu: baki onnum ezhuthiyilaa.

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                                              SMS by joseph

                                            • mazha........

                                                Annatthe rathri avalumayi ninnapol current poyi..
                                                Vere arumilla..
                                                Fresh ayirunnu aval..
                                                Nalla mazha..
                                                Aa mazhayil njanum. , Pinne adimudi nananja avalum..
                                                ente nenjidipu koodi njan manasil orthu..
                                                Eeaswara..
                                                sarkarayo panjasarayo thengayo illathe ee nananja 'AVAL' njan engane thinnum?
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                                                SMS by afsal . afu

                                              • Athimohamanumone, athimoham...

                                                  Athimohamanumone, athimoham...
                                                  Ente inbox nirayunna kalam vare ninte phonil balance undakum enna athimoham,
                                                  Athu
                                                  Thettanennu
                                                  Thonnumbol nee
                                                  Va...
                                                  Ente inboxile
                                                  Rando nalo msg
                                                  Ayachutharam
                                                  Ninaku...
                                                  Athu vayichu
                                                  Aasha theerkam
                                                  Ninku...
                                                  Vashi theerkam..
                                                  Neenda
                                                  Idavelakku
                                                  Shesham njan
                                                  Vannirikunnu
                                                  Chila msgukal
                                                  Kananum
                                                  Puthiya msgukal Ayakkanum..
                                                  Mone free_sms ulla mobilileku
                                                  Miss call adichu
                                                  Kalikkalle!
                                                  Chavitty thazhthum
                                                  Ninne njan out of coveragelek...

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                                                  SMS by scott

                                                • ammakkulla kattuuuuuu.......

                                                    amme...........
                                                    amma dubail ninnu varumbol theerchayaayum oru bed konduvaranam...........
                                                    beddillathadukondu achan velakkariyuda kooda kidannu adjust cheyyukaya

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                                                    SMS by FASNA

                                                  • Kallane pidicheeeeeee

                                                      Nalla nilavulla tanupulla rathriyil. ninneyum kettipidichu ee lokathodu uchatthil vilichu parayum nhaan............... Kallane pidicheeeeeee........ Kallane pidicheeeeeee.......

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                                                      SMS by Kader mon

                                                    • krishnaa..............

                                                        GURUVAYOOR APPANE KANANO?
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                                                        SORRY NADA ADACHU. SPEEDU PORA

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                                                        SMS by ANJALI

                                                      • Oru Samshayam

                                                          Oru Samshayam
                                                          Gandhiji uppu sathyagrahatthi
                                                          pangaduthad kalluppino
                                                          atho podiyuppino

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                                                          SMS by fasna

                                                        • sardar in beach

                                                            Sardar was laying on beach,
                                                            American: R U relaxing?
                                                            Sardar: no Iam Gopal Sing,
                                                            Another Amrcan; R U Relaxing?
                                                            Sardar: no Iam Gopal Sing,
                                                            Sardar left the place in anger then sardar asked one american r u Relaxing?
                                                            Amarican: Yes
                                                            Sardar Slaps him & Says, All are searching 4 u & U r laying here

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                                                            SMS by Joshy

                                                          • Oru Carinte kadha

                                                              Prakrithiramaneeyamaya oru gramam, a gramathinte naduviloode oru aruvi, aruvikkarayiloode oru road, a rottiloode oru car speedil panju poyi, nigalkkariyamo a car engotta speedil poyethennu...

                                                              Enikkumariyilla
                                                              nirthiyirunnenkil chothikkamayirunn.

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                                                              SMS by afu

                                                            • sardarji jokes

                                                                Randu sardarmar railway trackil Bomb vekkunnathinidayil
                                                                sardr 1: nammal bomb vekkunnathinidayil pottipoyal enthu cheyyum
                                                                sardar 2: nee pedikanda ente kayyil vereorennam koodiyundu.

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                                                                SMS by Subeesh.v v
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