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  • Padikumbol

      Padikumbol vellam kudikaruth... enthu kondu.... ?

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      vellam kudichal dilute aayi concentration nashtappedum!!

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      SMS by Sameer

    • "Nee pandu ennodu koottillarunnu

        Nee pandu ennodu koottillarunnu. Njan Tea Paranjal Nee Coffee Parayum. Njan English Movikku Pokumpol Nee Malayalam Movikku Pokum. Njan Thekkottu Pokumpol Nee Vadakkottu Pokum. Innaleyum athutanne Sambhavichu. 'Njan Dental Hospitalil Poyappol Nee MENTAL Hospitalil poyi.. Nee entha ingane...

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        SMS by MOHAMMED SARKAR 9846697939

      • "Istamano allayo

          Istamano allayo ennu eniku ipol Ariyanam Kure Kalam Njan Kathirunnu Nee Parayumenu Karuthi
          Parayu Ishtamano Ninak?
          "CHAKKA PUZHUNGIYATH"

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          SMS by MOHAMMED SARKAR 9846697939

        • " Ethrayum Sneham"

            Ethrayum Sneham Niranja Ente suhurthin, njan ayakuna Msgukal chilapol ningalku Munpu kittiyatho ningal Enik ayachatho aayi ningalkku thonniyaal...
            Enik oru pullum Illa. Enik Ivide msg Undakunna Factory Onnum Ella Puthiya Msg undaaki Tharaan, Enthenkilum Bhuthimuttu Undankil Ne SIM Ozhivakiko

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            SMS by MOHAMMED SARKAR 9846697939

          • 'Jeevitham' ennal oru theeratha

              'Jeevitham' ennal oru theeratha yaatrayanu. Oru old chinees kavi paadiya pole. , "shlm jwyt mdl jkfam kdamjmagj mlpjd jawjga"ENTHALE........... !

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              SMS by Mohammed Sarkar. T.K ,98466979

            • HAAACHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

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                AAAAAAAA
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                AAACHI !!!!
                BUDHIMUTTICHATHIL KSHAMIKKANAM.
                SORY FOR THE DISTARBENCE.
                nOW U CAN CONTINUE UR WORK

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                SMS by cp

              • sms contest

                  1. keralathile ettavum valiya anayude niram enthu?
                  a)red b)blue c)pink
                  ithil ningal vijayichal, ente koode oru dinner, athum ningalude veettil!

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                  SMS by sachin

                • ATHAYA PASHNIKAR

                    ATHAYA PASHNIKAR UNDO?
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                    athaya pashnikar undo.. ?
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                    unde... unde..
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                    . Aa undavar

                    poyi kidannu uragikko. !!

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                    SMS by ABHISHEK (AVA )

                  • Ente hredhayathil

                      Orkunnu nhan aadhyamayi ninne kanda aa dhivasam... Annu nee kaal vazhuthi veenappol nhan ente hredhayathilekkanu ninne pidichuyarthiyath...

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                      SMS by Shaji

                    • expire milk

                        Oru 30 vayasaya chettan

                        oru 50 vayasaya chechiye kallayanam kazhichu

                        first night ill tanne aa chettan tatty poyi.

                        pittennu doctor vannu postmortem nadatty nokki enittu paranju, .

                        aa chettan marichatu EXPIRE AYA PALU KUDICHITTANNU.

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                        SMS by pradeesh mickey

                      • Maranam...

                          Njan marichaal nee Vishamikkaruth...

                          Karayaruth..

                          Oarkkaruth..

                          Pinneyo ????

                          Vegam Marich Mukalilekk Varaneyy.. Namukk Adich polikkaam !!!!

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                          SMS by Shahana shirin

                        • v-guard stubliser

                            Unni: TV Poyi,
                            AC poyi,
                            FRIDGE poyi,
                            ellam poyi.

                            Babu: V-GUARD stabiliser illa alle.

                            Unni: illa.

                            Babu: nannayi, allenkil athum poyene.

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                            SMS by salmanulfaris kondotty 9539643

                          • Einsten's...words about youself

                              "Maricha simhathekkal nallath jeevichirkunna Kazhuthaya"
                              Einsten

                              HaPpy Ayilley

                              Oralenkilum
                              Ninnekurich
                              Nallathu paranjalo

                              Athum
                              "Einsten"

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                              SMS by Sreejith

                            • FIRST NIGHT.....

                                avar kannum kannum nokiyirunnu. avan pathukke avale chumpikkan chennu
                                aval nanathode avane thallimaati paranju
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                                chettan innu pallu thechilee......

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                                SMS by shah

                              • Rathri 12 am Nilavulla

                                  Rathri 12 am Nilavulla Samayam Korithari
                                  ppikuna kidapparayil
                                  Avar kettipidichukidakumbol
                                  Aval avante chaviyil
                                  pathukkeparaju
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                                  Enikku THOORAN muttunnu

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                                  SMS by Jaggu

                                • ravile ezhunnettal

                                    ravile ezhunnettal nirbhandamayum 2 karyangal cheyyuka
                                    1. prarthikkuka: 100 varsham jeevikyende?
                                    2. kulikyuka mattullavarkkum jevikyende?

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                                    SMS by sajitha

                                  • it it vannal

                                      Gramar classil Teacher: 'It' vannal 'is' cherkkanam

                                      Boy: 'it it' vannal enthu cheyyum teacher?

                                      Teacher: it it vannal thudachu kalayanam!!

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                                      SMS by jebin

                                    • ente LINE

                                        Aarodum parayaruhe, enikku 1 line aayi

                                        kaanan adipliya.. ellam sariyayittu parayamennu vechu..
                                        Nee kandu nokku,

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                                        Engane undu ente LINE!!!

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                                        SMS by Mahesh

                                      • Marappattiye Pidiche

                                          Nilaavulla thanutha raathriyil

                                          Ninneyum ketti pidichu

                                          Njan e lokathodu vilichu parayum

                                          "Odi Vaayo Marappattiye Pidiche"....

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                                          SMS by dhaneesh

                                        • Hello Mr Perera

                                            Hello Mr Perera, thangalude kaivasam orupadu sms undennu arinju. Athil kurachu enik thannal njan thangalkku swarna biscuits tharaam. Illenkil veruthe ente muthala kunjungalkku pani undakkaruthu...

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                                            SMS by manoj kumar

                                          • Mammotty joke

                                              Suresh Gopi: Ente kaiyilulla petttiyil enthanullathennu paranjal athilulla "LADDU"muzhuvanum njan ninak tharam...

                                              Mammootty: "PAKKA VADA"alle....

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                                              SMS by dhaneesh

                                            • THALLE JANAALA XP

                                                Rajamanikyam version of Windows XP launched as THALLE JANAALA XP

                                                Some commands..

                                                SAVE: Rakhikkade appi

                                                SAVE AS: Langane rakhikkadey

                                                SAVE ALL: Appi de yellarem reksheeru

                                                PASTE: Yeduthu chambadey

                                                RUN: Vodada machu

                                                CUT: Pirithu kaladey machu

                                                SEARCH: Thappi vidadey appi

                                                EXIT: Irangi podey pyle

                                                OPEN: Tvorakkdey

                                                SHUT DOWN: Appa machu sullam

                                                SYSTEM BUSY: Thalle kalip theeranillallo

                                                SYSTEM ERROR: Lavan puliyanu ketta

                                                RESTART: Oru varavu koodi varendi varum ketta.

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                                                SMS by sreenath

                                              • EE thanutha kulir kaattil

                                                  Ititu veezhunna mazha thullikalkkidayil,

                                                  ee thanutha kulir kaattil,

                                                  ee puthu pulariyil manju thullikalkkidayi,

                                                  ente alakkiyitta jetty unangunnilla..

                                                  Ninteyo???

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                                                  SMS by Joji

                                                • Difference betweeen Monkey and Donkey

                                                    Monkey yum, donkey yum thammilulla difference entha??

                                                    Monkey ee message Save cheyyum...

                                                    Ennaal Donkey ee message Delete Cheyyum!!

                                                    Enthaa Plan??

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                                                    SMS by Pradeep Zachariah

                                                  • Malayalam Cinema

                                                      Man1: "aa theateril entha ethra thirakku? "

                                                      Man 2: "Avide Mammoottyude puthiya padam 'Drona' aanu

                                                      Man 1: "Athu kaanan aano ithra aalkkoottam.. !??

                                                      Man 2: "Hey.. athalla. Athu kaanan aaro oraal ticket medichu... Ayaale kaanana ethra thirakku... !!"

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                                                      SMS by Allen Joshua

                                                    • In Harihar Nagar

                                                        Thomasukutti: "Da kinattil eli veenu kidakkunnu'

                                                        Mahadevan: "aa elippetti kinattil idadey"

                                                        Govindankutty: "venda namukku poochaye irakkaam"

                                                        Appukkuttan: "aarum pedikkenda... njaan kinattil elivisham kalakkiyittundu... "

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                                                        SMS by Allen Joshua

                                                      • A Friendship Greeting

                                                          punchirikondu poonilaavum,

                                                          vaakkukal kondu thenmazhayum,

                                                          sneham kondente hrudayavum niracha

                                                          ente priya kootukaaranu oru valiya..

                                                          'MANGATHOLI'

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                                                          SMS by Allen Joshua

                                                        • Jeevithathil dukhangal undaakumbol

                                                            Jeevithathil dukhangal undaakumbol..
                                                            vedanayaal hrudayam vingumbol..
                                                            kannukal niranju kaviyumbol...
                                                            Onnu maathram orkkuka...

                                                            Ellaam swantham kaiyilirippu kondaa...

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                                                            SMS by Sharat

                                                          • Vishwasam - athalle ellaam

                                                              Ammu nee ente jeevan alle mole!

                                                              Innu nee thakarthathu vishwasamaanu

                                                              nenchodu cherthu njaan valarthiya vishwasam (achan letter churuttunnu)

                                                              makal thirichu varunnu... (focus on hands)

                                                              kettupiduchu karayunnu... (thaze ezhuthi kaanikkunnu)

                                                              "Vishwasam... athalle ellaam"

                                                              Kalyan Jewelers

                                                              - Ithokke ezhuthikaanikkumbolum baagum pidichu carinaduthu nilkkunna paavam

                                                              payyane aarum kandilla...

                                                              athum oru vishwasam alle...

                                                              thakarkkappetta vishwasam...

                                                              Boyz welfare council

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                                                              SMS by Boyz welfare council

                                                            • Puli Irangi

                                                                Kanjirappalliyil PULI irangi

                                                                Erumeliyil KAATTANA irangi

                                                                nee veettil thanne irunno.

                                                                Nammude naatil KAZHUTHA irangi ennu naatukare kondu parayikkenda.

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                                                                SMS by Sharat
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