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  • Wife & Hus

      Wife; Ningalk snehikkan ariyilla
      Hus; pinne ee 3 pillare INTERNET il ninnum dwld cheydadaanodi?
      Wife; alla ayalatte Divakarante PENDRIVIL ninnum copy cheydada

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      SMS by Achu 9895108172

    • ninne ormma

        ninne ormma varumpol njan ninte smsukkal vayikkum nine kananan thonnumpol njan kannukkal adakum ninte sabdam kelkan thoonnumbol njan

        pattiikale kalledutheriyum!!

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        SMS by niyas 8129589123

      • value of sms

          ninakk sms ayachal kabaril ullavark salam parayunnadh pole oru vivaraum illa

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          SMS by achu bin ali

        • Who is the real ravanan?

            In Ramayanam; Ravanan has 20 eyes but he look only 1 girl that's Seetha.
            YOU have only 2 eyes but u look daily 200 girls. Think urself,

            Who is the real RAVANAN. ?
            By: SALiH BiN ALi 09895801454

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            SMS by SALiH BiN ALi

          • A beautifull story

              A beautiful story Oru nattil oru baryayum barthavum Sandoshathode jeevichirunnu. Pradeekshikkade oru divasam baryakku mara rogham pidipettu. Aa barya thante barthavinodu matoru vivaham kazhikkan paranju. Pakshe barthavu adinu visammadichu avasanam barya nirbandichu, Koode oru kathum koduthitu paranju. ningal ini kettan pokunna pennkuttikku ee kathu kodukkanam. Pakshe
              adu ningal vayikkarudennum paranju. Barya marichu. Pinneed thante barya paranja pole matoru kalyanam kazikan ayal teerumanichu ayal penu kanan poi. tante barya thanna kathu aa kutiku kodutu aval atu vaycha udane aval avalude etane vilichu. etan ayale thali avashanaki. ayal hspitalil ninu vana udane aa kathilenthanenu ariyan agrahichu, ayal thaniye oru malamukalil poyi katheduthu. thante baryayodu mapu chodichu kondu kathu thurannu. pettane avide oru kaatadichu. kathu parannupoyi.. ; -)
              nalla kadha alle

              By: SALiH BiN ALi
              09895801454

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            • Oral marichal

                Oral marichal 2 prblm adhu kuzhichidano dhahipikkano, Dhahipichal kuzhapamilla kuzhichital 2 prblm, avide pullu mulakkumo illayo, pullu mulachillenkil kuzhapamilla mulachal 2 prblm adhu pashu thinnumo illayo, pashu thinnillenkil kuzhapmilla thinnal 2 prblm, pashu paalu tharumo illayo, paalu thannillenkil kuzhapamilla thannal 2 prblm, adhu kudikan patumo illayo, kudikaan patiyillenkil kuzhapamilla kudikan patiyal 2 prblm, adhu kudichal marikumo illayo, marichillenkil kuzhapamilla marichal 2 prblm, adhu kuzhichidano dhahipikano............ , ?

                By: SALiH BiN ALi
                09895801454

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              • BUS VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV

                  CONDUCTOR: ENTHA EPPOZHUM DOORINTE ADUTH NIKKUNNE? MONTA ACHAN WATCH MANAANO? HA...

                  TINYUMOON: ENTHA EPPOZHUM CHILLARA CHODIKKUNNE? NINTAE ACHAN PICHAKKARANAANO? HA HA HA

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                  SMS by vishnumu

                • DEEPAvali...

                    innale nammude deepede husband kali thetti kinattil veenu, Bhagaym kayaril pidi kitti. Avide kidannu kayaril pidichondu ayal deepe urakke vilichu... Deepavali DEEPA Vali

                    "Wish u happy Deepavali"
                    -santhosh ampadi-

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                    SMS by Santhosh Ampadi

                  • funny sms

                      Lokam kanda ettavum sundharamaya swapnamaanu CommuNisum...
                      Pakshe
                      Ee swapnam urangumbol kananalla,
                      urangunnavare unarthanullathanu... -CHEGUVERA-
                      Gud n8

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                      SMS by munawar

                    • VRUDHAN BARBER SHOPIL

                        oru vrudhan

                        hotalanennu vicharichu barber shoppil kayari

                        vrudhan: enthundu kazhikkaan?

                        barber: cuttinghum shavinghum>

                        appol vrudhan

                        randum oro plate poratte

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                        SMS by ajmal

                      • pattiche............9744610619

                          "avalumayi rathriyil vannappol veetil aarumilla Aval valere 'fresh' ayirunnu

                          purathu nalla mazha, Aval nannayi nanajirunnu, Pettennu current poyi..

                          Ente nenjidippu koodi... ; Enthu cheyyum.. ? Adyamayitta... njan ee'AVALU' Thinnunnad. athum sarkkara illathe...

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                          SMS by azeez

                        • panjikkuru nattal

                            "sambathu kalathu panjikkuru nattal apathu kalathu mookkathu vekkam "

                            by siraj 9447466855

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                            SMS by sirajudeen

                          • Orikkal oridath

                              Oru kulathil kure urumbugal kulikkugayayirunnu. apol oru aana a kulathilirangi kuli thudangi. Urumbugal karakkadinhu. oru urumb aanayude thalayi kayari patti. aa urumbinod karayilulla urumbugal vilichu paranhu "MUKKIKKOLLEDA AVANE"

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                              SMS by Bineeshkod

                            • manchu super

                                barthavu baryayodu. enthina nammude mon karayunnathu.... ?
                                barya. avan nammude kalyana kasat kanditta.
                                barthavu. athu kandathinu enthina avan karayunnathu. ?
                                barya. nammude kalyanatthinu avane vilichilla poolum..

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                                SMS by manchusuper

                              • manchu super

                                  oru divasam sinima diroctor fasil calicutil vannappool oru hotelil vechu enne kandu ....
                                  fasil. hai mammootty ithentha ivide. ?
                                  jan. ayyoo jan mammootty alla kettooo
                                  fasil. pettennu kandappo mammookka thanne
                                  jan. pettennu kandalonnumalla engane kandalum jan mammookka thanneyaa

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                                  SMS by manchusuper

                                • Gharbhavathiyum aagum

                                    ACHAN-mone njan ninakku vendi oru kuttiye kandu vachittundu. Aval bhagyavathiyum ruphavathiyum aanu. MAGAN-njan avale kettikkayinjal aval GHARBHAVATHIYUM AAGUM.

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                                    SMS by Vinod kumar kk{kunduthodu,edav

                                  • funny for funny people

                                      a boy pray to god. oru joli, oru bag niraye cash, oru vandi niraye girls god avante prarthana kettu. GOD IS GREAT! now he is BUS CONDUCTOR!

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                                      SMS by jeena

                                    • Kothuku....

                                        Ninte sannidhyam njan ariyunnu,
                                        Ninte shabdam ente kathukalku imbamakunnu,
                                        Ninte sparshanam enne unarthunnu
                                        po "KOTHUKE"
                                        thalli kollum njan...

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                                        SMS by __younus 9895444580

                                      • Puthiya number

                                          This my new number Please note,

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                                          Njan paranjille ethu yente puthiya number aanennu...

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                                        • SADIMON INN! MARIAGE

                                            VIP Kallyana pandhalil choru
                                            thinuna sadimonodu.
                                            Suplyr: achar weno?
                                            Sadimon: lesham ettolu.
                                            Suplyr: thairu weno?
                                            Sadimon: lesham ettolu.
                                            Suplyr: pulinchi weno?
                                            Sadimon: lesham ettolu.
                                            Sadimon: theeta kynapol.
                                            suplyr: choru weno?
                                            Sadimon: madhi billu theru? !!

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                                            SMS by naseemkan

                                          • Good night...

                                              Nanmayudeyum
                                              Neethiyudeyum
                                              Sathyathintyum
                                              Vinayathinteyum
                                              Budhiyudeyum
                                              Soundarya thinteyum
                                              Pratheekamaya 'NJAN'
                                              urangan pokunnu...
                                              good night!

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                                              SMS by __younus 9895444580

                                            • Visha madhyam

                                                1 Letter illa,

                                                1 Phone illa,

                                                1 Missed call illa,

                                                1 Sms koodi illa,

                                                Eniku pedi aavunnu...

                                                nigalum kuttippuram shappil poyo???

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                                                SMS by __younus 9895444580

                                              • Monu ttan message

                                                  T M: ente muthachan marichappam sambathu muzhuvan orphanage-nu ezhuthi koduthu... Tchr: oh.... !enthoke undaayirunn.. ?

                                                  T M: 9 penmakkal

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                                                  SMS by shajahan

                                                • ..............................

                                                    Marichu kazhinju Daivam ellavarodum avaravarude papangal paperil ezhuthan paranjappol, dhoore ninnum ninte madhura sabdam kettu "ADDITIONAL SHEET PLS"...

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                                                    SMS by sreenath.v.s

                                                  • eniku malayalam ariyam

                                                      tn2vinodu saayippu: how many km 4m alappy 2 kochi. Tn2mon: english paranju budhimuttenda eniku malayalam ariyam

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                                                      SMS by Ashraf,Azhikode,9995936434

                                                    • kannerine orikkalum thadanju nirtharuth. karanam

                                                        jeevithathil dukham undakumbol karanju therkuka.. kannerine orikkalum thadanju nirtharuth. karanam

                                                        ketti nilkunna vellathilanu kothuku mutta idunnath

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                                                        SMS by faem

                                                      • sardar's college

                                                          Sardar oru college thudangi.
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                                                          Athu thanne SARDAR MEDICAL COLLEGE OF ENGINEERING.

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                                                          SMS by mahru

                                                        • sWapnam kaanum

                                                            Innu nee nalla sWapnam kaanum, ninte aa sWapnathil sUndaranaya oRuvan varum, pAkshe ithu oru sheelamakkaruth.
                                                            Enikku ennum varaan pattilla

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                                                            SMS by shiju kv 9930535634

                                                          • GOVERNMENT TAX

                                                              Arinille Govt Puthiya Niyamam Erakki...
                                                              Glamour Koodiyavar Tax Adykanam.

                                                              Ninta Oru Bagyam...

                                                              5 Paisa Kodukandallo..

                                                              Enta Karyam POka......... Loan Eduthu Mudiyumm..

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                                                              SMS by Rony

                                                            • girls and her shall

                                                                girls eantina kuniumbol shall nenjinu mukalil chearthu vaikkunathennu ariyumo?????????????????????????????

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                                                                eangane Oombia NOTTAM nokkatirikkana

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                                                                SMS by shashi
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